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08-03-17 14:09 #4576Regular Member

Posts: 11This is all at a place called simple? If you have the specific name of the place it would be much appreciated.
Originally Posted by HornDog626
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08-03-17 02:18 #4575Regular Member

Posts: 17Perfect Massage. Not very perfect
Arrived late one night last week. Opted for the 25 HH and into the room. Got someone named Yoyo who appears to be in her mid 40's. The pre-menopause is showing on this Mainland Chinese lady LOL. Not the best looking. In to the room and it's the standard. Starts off with a decent light massage for 10 minutes which was terrible and mechanical. Enjoyed a little chit-chat on where she's from and how she's been here for 5 years. Tells me she has a green card excitedly right after coming to the states as a tourist because she married a truck driver, but then has to come out and continue working as a massage lady because obviously money's tight. LOL. Good to know lady, good for you. Anyway, she hit all the standard procedures and steps that one can expect in a AAMP experience. On the flip, I get to see her more clearly and, well, clearly there wasn't much to offer on this lady who looks like she's going thru some midlife crisis judging from her face. I thought to myself, so this is how all of these young Chinese girls who do this job for a living become. Sad really. There was absolutely no fun or teasing at all. It was all business, not even a decent build up for the dinner. Asks whether want a BJ or CBJ, . 4 for HJ and. 6 for CBJ. Add. 2 to roam underneath her clothes. Got the. 6 and my god it was terrible. No technique, pure mechanical. Did some lame sucking for 10 minutes then I finally told her to just take off the rubber and finish me off. HJ was not bad, definitely not paying more than. 4 for that. Finished up and handed the bill, got some water, some more chit chat, then left. I could hear the table moving next door from the other dude in the other room. Sigh. Garvey's day are coming to an end. Lesson is, nothing lasts forever, whether it is the girl's face or the good times. Cheers.
DL1.
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08-02-17 22:46 #4574Regular Member

Posts: 17Simple
Ok guys it's been a while since I've partook in this thread and activities. But WTF is simple pho? Did I miss something here? If I recall correctly simple should be 1 2 3 massage or Royal. Am I right? Or am I just falling out of loop with all the new action going on? Would love for someone to update me so I can try out some new dishes.
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08-02-17 21:55 #4573Senior Member

Posts: 191Nini
Yep, BBBJ game strong with her. I was planning to go after work today, but I got to start planning my visits when she's fresh (early morning).
Originally Posted by AlexRodriguez
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I think the condom is just for show. I firmly told her $1 for BBBJ and BBFS. She'll take it. Last time she stepped away for a towel and condom. She started blowing me and never put a cap on me. She goes for it bare. YMMV I guess?
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08-02-17 18:42 #4572Senior Member

Posts: 266Sampled Simple
I got Nini who I thought had a nice body with nice long erect nipples.
Pretty decent massage; BBBJ; BBFS; unloaded on her belly with a huge blast.
She was kissing me and wanted me to lick her pussy but I declined.
Her BBBJ is really good. I'd probably return for that.
She pulled the condom out, but I shook my head.
I offered 1, she countered at 1. 2 & I was fucking her raw shortly thereafter.
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08-01-17 23:09 #4571Senior Member

Posts: 27Ancient 411
YuYu- good massage great extras.
Tina- great massage good extras.
Linda- old lady no extras.
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08-01-17 18:35 #4570Senior Member

Posts: 161Well if you pee a lot, you may drink lots of water, normal with this weather, you need to relax and enjoy life, trust me if you get something your dick will burn when you pee.
Originally Posted by IntoNOut
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08-01-17 00:59 #4569Regular Member

Posts: 1Simple
Hey guys,
Long time lurker. Visited simple yesterday and was greeted by the owner, Cici. Saw the MDX outside BTW LOL. Asked for FS and she agreed, then asked me to get undressed and wait in one of the rooms. She came in and I asked for a massage first, and wow it was actually very good. She oiled my back and really relieved a lot of tension I didn't even know I had loll. She then teased my balls and dick while I was still face down, then asked to flip. She put on the rubber and then started sucking. It was ok. But wow her tits were very nice, though fake. I had a fun time sucking on them. After BJ she hopped on cowgirl and we got super loud so she asked me to go a bit softer haha. Next was missionary, then back to cowgirl, and cummed inside. Wow that was a good experience. Took my water and left.
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07-31-17 20:47 #4568Senior Member

Posts: 455Haven't been tested. I get kidney stones though, so I was wondering if anyone else has been diagnosed for a fact and knows that she or any of the others are carrying something. I don't have any major symptoms aside from peeing a lot.
Originally Posted by MisterChango
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07-31-17 20:24 #4567Senior Member

Posts: 161You probably got something already and is incubating on you, since it's too late may you keep the quest for more BBFS, seriously BBFS it's always risky and you can get any disease with your gf, provider or wife, personally I check the field before I play, but then again you can be lucky for a long time or unlucky the first time, that's life, for some its worth it the risk.
Originally Posted by IntoNOut
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07-31-17 11:41 #4566Senior Member

Posts: 455Coco
Any of you guys that have been with Coco for BBFS not worried about catching anything? PM me if there's something I should know since I've been with her once.
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07-30-17 22:22 #4565Senior Member

Posts: 96When I saw her a few weeks ago, my original plan was to just get a CBJ. She said it was $6. I didn't negotiate that rate because I ended up going CFS for $8.
Originally Posted by HornDog626
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07-29-17 16:44 #4564Senior Member

Posts: 191Agree
Yes, I agree with your comments about Nini. Head game on point. Almost want to just ask for head from her only. When she started she put my balls in her mouth right away. Anyone know what the price for head only her is?
Originally Posted by Shure
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Also, I heard someone does anal here. Anyone know who that is?
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07-29-17 02:36 #4563Regular Member

Posts: 18Simple
I have only had yoyo 3 x and nini 3 x. Both all bareback. I haven't had the other one which she is a little younger and prettier. Yoyo is really nice but doesn't have the body like nini. Although I admit yoyo feels tighter, one of the best feeling kitty's I've had in a while. All three times she was never loose and tight as hell, first time with her I didn't last very long, very snug, wet, it's like you can't get enough of that feeling. Very hard to pull out, I literally had to push her off even though I told her I was going to cum cause she keeps going and wants you too. Nini gives the best head I admit. She is nasty and sucks, slurps, licks, slobbers and all the works. Head game very strong. Nini is not as tight as your but she nonetheless a good smash. Nini is nasty, she let me cum inside with no hesitation.
Originally Posted by HornDog626
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07-28-17 22:22 #4562Senior Member

Posts: 191Simple Pho
I can see why you guys call it that LOL. Driving in I was like "ahhhhh, makes sense!" Hahaha.
So I called ahead and asked for Yoyo who was available. I showed up and was immediately helped. Pay 35 and see the rooms you all talk about. Not going to lie, I got a pretty damn good massage. Went at it for about 20 min before the turn. She asked me if it was my first time, but I told her it wasn't even though it was. I hate being overcharged when they think it's my first time. So she asked what I want and I tell her everything. She puts up 2 fingers and I said "no way, it was 1 last time. " So she smirks and says "okay honey, for you 1". So to you guys that pay 2 for FS. STOP! You're running it for everyone.
So I get BBBJ. And boy can they blow. I start to finger while she sucks and we move on to BBFS. Came outside.
Once we finished, I asked for her name. And she said nini! LOL.
I drank my water and left. Less than 30 min Yoyo texts me and tells me to come back for great service. Guess I'll text her next time I'm in the mood.










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