Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTChicago]

Anything new to report on this place? Haven't seen anything in a long time on it other than Samantha is gone. Or is maybe gone? Anyone worth checking out? Is the rusty trombone girl with the braces still there? Any info is appreciated. Stay safe and PMS are fine.

James.

[JamesTChicago]

Good call. I wouldn't go in either. Which dragon? Irving park / elston area or way up north in the burbs?

James.

I went to Dragon the other night and noticed something strange as I was walking over there. There was a car parked on the street out front. Maybe a quarter of a block from the door (so not directly in front of the window). The driver clearly had his eye on the door.

I figured it was no big deal. Probably just someone who wrapped up their session, or maybe someone waiting their turn. But he just kept sitting their watching the place. At this point I decided that I wasn't going in until I figured out what this guy's deal was (luckily there is that McDonald's). A little bit later another car pulls up right in front of the first car -- at which point the first car drives away. Now the guy in the second car is just sitting there watching the shop. At that point I decided that a HE wasn't worth it.

At first I thought the cars were a gift from everyone's favorite uncle, but I don't think that's right. More likely, I think, the guys were associated with the parlor and just keeping an eye on things.

What do you guys think? I've never seen that before. Personally, I'm not inclined to go back to a place that keeps tabs on customers.

[Member #6027]

I went to Dragon the other night and noticed something strange as I was walking over there. There was a car parked on the street out front. Maybe a quarter of a block from the door (so not directly in front of the window). The driver clearly had his eye on the door.

I figured it was no big deal. Probably just someone who wrapped up their session, or maybe someone waiting their turn. But he just kept sitting their watching the place. At this point I decided that I wasn't going in until I figured out what this guy's deal was (luckily there is that McDonald's). A little bit later another car pulls up right in front of the first car -- at which point the first car drives away. Now the guy in the second car is just sitting there watching the shop. At that point I decided that a HE wasn't worth it.

At first I thought the cars were a gift from everyone's favorite uncle, but I don't think that's right. More likely, I think, the guys were associated with the parlor and just keeping an eye on things.

What do you guys think? I've never seen that before. Personally, I'm not inclined to go back to a place that keeps tabs on customers.

[WhenInRome]

Who'd you see? Llama down Pulaski isn't shabby.

Recently made a couple visits to the place on Montrose named after the king Greek god.

A place to get your Latina fix. Saw the same girl both times, and left happy both times. Pricey relative.

To my usual Asian AMPs, and it's a long drive from my neck of the woods so it's hard to justify repeating.

City traffic makes me want to kill myself. PM if you want details.

[Paleface]

Thank you for bringing back the memory of Julie & Suzy, I had many a great time with both of them and even sometimes together!! Went out with Julie a number times, diner movie and hotel, what a blast. To bad they got busted and Julie moved back to NY, not sure about Suzy.

I had a similar experience at KM years ago. It's a good way to get a HJ, IMHO. All that soap. Felt good. Julie and Suzy were great.

[Paleface]

Went to favorite AMP spa they had a new therapist so I tried her out good massage when the flip came she kept trying to stick the finger in the taint. I didn't like that but she was persistent think their was more but I didn't pursue she's a little thick.

If you are referring to Belmont Spa, you are very kind. A "little thick" is an understatement. This one is really a big girl. Face is a 5, body a 1 or 2, depending on how tolerant you are. She might have been a 6 before she got so fat, maybe even a 7.

Someone said here before, you would think that anyone working in the sex industry would make an effort to look good. Apparently the Chicago AMP girls have figured out that we'll put up with just about anything. They really don't care about themselves, or us.

On the plus side, experience does count. She's got some miles on her, but she's a nice girl. Good attitude. Very cooperative. Eager to please. Skilled. And of course I was horny. I didn't know where else to go. I just thought what the hell, I'm in Chicago. I left satisfied.

[Pedorro]

Went to Lux some time ago, just wanted a good massage, heard that they changed their approach, but didn't care much about extras. Massage was 7/10, but ts - 10/10. Was surprised when a late thirty or early forty, average looking mt made me happy right during the ts!

Actually I've never had this before. Anybody had such an experience?

I always push to be happy at the shower that way I can enjoy the massage.

[Roscoe23]

Yep. Used to happen at KM on Division. Mostly with Suzy and sometimes with Julie. I remember the first time it happened I was thinking hmmm, what now. Is the session over? But no, Suzy took me back to the room and gave me a very relaxing massage after.

Thank you for bringing back the memory of Julie & Suzy, I had many a great time with both of them and even sometimes together!! Went out with Julie a number times, diner movie and hotel, what a blast. To bad they got busted and Julie moved back to NY, not sure about Suzy.

[Walker333]

Yep. Used to happen at KM on Division. Mostly with Suzy and sometimes with Julie. I remember the first time it happened I was thinking hmmm, what now. Is the session over? But no, Suzy took me back to the room and gave me a very relaxing massage after.

As I've said, it had never happened to me before, although I've been around. In fact, it was enjoyable, and sometimes I've considered to ask some mts for that, but never did. She actually caught me by surprise, but now I'm going to request it sometimes.

[Chicago2342]

Checked this place out yesterday based on a previous review of a user about 2-3 weeks ago. I think my experience was different than previous user so YMMV.

Massage was 8/10 and I opted for the hour. Was quite busy and was surprised to see them reject customers (half expecting her to rush in and quickly get me out) but instead she proceeded with full hour massage. TS was free as well and thorough.

Only downside was. With all the teasing (and there was a lot), it was self serve. Tried multiple times so maybe it was time of month where LE cracks down or something because it was a no-go. Slightly disappointed in that, however, not the massage.

Again, previous user said he was happy when he left. Damage was 60 plus tip for me.

[LazyRon]

I hate to do self service and don't like to babysit them hey if you are not happy don't do it.

I can buy many thing but attitude by Benjamin LOL.

Lately having some bad experience with AMP.

Had a terrible one at king in Oak Park will never go back there again.

By the way there are two more west of king on north.

One advertise $48 for hour massage the other is Latina massage.

PM me if anybody visited either one of these two on north?

I am planning to visit soon.

Unless you're a handy man and like to do it yourself.

[Head First]

Went to Lux some time ago, just wanted a good massage, heard that they changed their approach, but didn't care much about extras. Massage was 7/10, but ts - 10/10. Was surprised when a late thirty or early forty, average looking mt made me happy right during the ts!

Actually I've never had this before. Anybody had such an experience?

Yep. Used to happen at KM on Division. Mostly with Suzy and sometimes with Julie. I remember the first time it happened I was thinking hmmm, what now. Is the session over? But no, Suzy took me back to the room and gave me a very relaxing massage after.

[DMichaels69]

Yes, happened to me before.

Went to Lux some time ago, just wanted a good massage, heard that they changed their approach, but didn't care much about extras. Massage was 7/10, but ts - 10/10. Was surprised when a late thirty or early forty, average looking mt made me happy right during the ts!

Actually I've never had this before. Anybody had such an experience?

[Walker333]

Went to Lux some time ago, just wanted a good massage, heard that they changed their approach, but didn't care much about extras. Massage was 7/10, but ts - 10/10. Was surprised when a late thirty or early forty, average looking mt made me happy right during the ts!

Actually I've never had this before. Anybody had such an experience?

[Starks]

Went to favorite AMP spa they had a new therapist so I tried her out good massage when the flip came she kept trying to stick the finger in the taint. I didn't like that but she was persistent think their was more but I didn't pursue she's a little thick.

Can you drop me a PM with the spa's name and the therapist?