Massage Parlor Reports

[Scorpion Frog]

No one picks up calls and lights seem to be out. Did something go down?

After 2. 5 hours at the gym, I was particularly aching that day and decided to get a massage at Angel's.

First, let me say that I no longer seek HE or anything else, that was years ago. These places do give the best massages. To me, there is nothing like a beautiful flirtatious giving me a massage which I need. And it's cheap, you can beat the price.

So, I pulled up to the parking lot and relaxed for a bit. I wanted to go to Pine Tree, Angels or Garden Spa since they are all in the same vicinity. So I literally flipped a coin and called Angels. I was invited up.

Turned off the engine, and made my way up the stairs. Rang the door. Beautiful lady came, opened the door. I paid the fee $. 8 with a $ and was told to expect the change in the room. Since I didn't have any coins for tip, I gave her another $ for change.

Right before heading to the room, a call came in, the lady booked another immediate appointment.

I proceeded to the room, got comfy, and laid on the table.

Few minutes later, lady came in, and started the massage. It felt good. That hot oil felt wonderful.

Then the door rang. She excused herself, which I hate.

30 seconds later, she came over and said: "honey, you need to put your clothes back on, police here. ".

What?

As I calmly put my clothes on, she came back and handed me all my change back.

By this time I heard LE loudly twice asking for the door to be opened. So I walked out the massage room and asked the panicked stricken poor lady to open the door and let me out. She did.

LE walked in and asked who the owner was and whether I was the owner. I said, "what? No. " They asked what I was doing there. I said I came for a massage. They said there was a report of illegal activities going on there. They kept asking for a permit. The lady said she didn't speak English. One of the guys pulled me aside, said: "you are not in any trouble" and asked if I witnessed any sexual activities going on. I said no calmly, because I didn't, and proceeded to walk out the door when one of LE asked if I wasn't staying. I thought to myself, he must surely be joking. I shook my head and walked out. Got in my car and drove off.

I just wanted a good massage from a really friendly person who isn't being mechanical about the session. I have a strong back, and I need someone to walk on it.

I would like to thank this board for helping me stay calm and not panic thereby making the situation worse for myself.

I also wonder why LE didn't go after Pine Tree and Garden Spa who are all within walking distance. Are they backstabbing each other? Do they have licenses and Angels didn't.

[Scorpion Frog]

No one picks up calls and lights seem to be out. Did something go down?

After 2. 5 hours at the gym, I was particularly aching that day and decided to get a massage at Angel's.

First, let me say that I no longer seek HE or anything else, that was 15 years ago. These places do give the best massages. To me, there is nothing like a beautiful flirtatious giving me a massage which I need. And it's cheap, you can beat the price.

So, I pulled up to the parking lot and relaxed for a bit. I wanted to go to Pine Tree, Angels or Garden Spa since they are all in the same vicinity. So I literally flipped a coin and called Angels. I was invited up.

Turned off the engine, and made my way up the stairs. Rang the door. Beautiful lady came, opened the door. I paid the fee $. 8 with a $ and was told to expect the change in the room. Since I didn't have any coins for tip, I gave her another $ for change.

Right before heading to the room, a call came in, the lady booked another immediate appointment.

I proceeded to the room, got comfy, and laid on the table.

Few minutes later, lady came in, and started the massage. It felt good. That hot oil felt wonderful.

Then the door rang. She excused herself, which I hate.

30 seconds later, she came over and said: "honey, you need to put your clothes back on, police here. ".

What?

As I calmly put my clothes on, she came back and handed me all my change back.

By this time I heard LE loudly twice asking for the door to be opened. So I walked out the massage room and asked the panicked stricken poor lady to open the door and let me out. She did.

LE walked in and asked who the owner was and whether I was the owner. I said, "what? No. " They asked what I was doing there. I said I came for a massage. They said there was a report of illegal activities going on there. They kept asking for a permit. The lady said she didn't speak English. One of the guys pulled me aside, said: "you are not in any trouble" and asked if I witnessed any sexual activities going on. I said no calmly, because I didn't, and proceeded to walk out the door when one of LE asked if I wasn't staying. I thought to myself, he must surely be joking. I shook my head and walked out. Got in my car and drove off.

I just wanted a good massage from a really friendly person who isn't being mechanical about the session. I have a strong back, and I need someone to walk on it.

I would like to thank this board for helping me stay calm and not panic thereby making the situation worse for myself.

I also wonder why they didn't go after Pine Tree and Garden Spa who are all within walking distance. Are they backstabbing each other?

[IsoLife]

I did a bit of research into past reviews from Iso and I'm inclined to think his dreams have been more in the realm of fantasy and less concrete as one would like. I took the recommendation to go to the him or her spa following his glorified review of the latin establishment hoping to receive elements of the same dream that he had. But alas after multiple visitations I've never received more than a slightly above average NOVA. I even asked Sandra if she would be more accommodating than a HE and she told me she does not go further. Again, I'm also not calling out ISO as a liar, he could very well be that lucky guy who breaks the upper echelon of the YMMV, But as what was stated before, take it with a grain of salt until there's multiple evidence of a more aligned dream.

Well, my experiences have all been legit. I'm 33, fit, and an attractive guy who likes thrills. I'm guessing it's all about attraction and chemistry. I'm very open and I joke around. Obviously, If the girls are attracted to you, they will want to do more. Idk lie here, I'm legit. I tell 100 percent truth.

[TheOuroboros]

Dreamed I stopped by Prince yesterday. Got a lady who called herself Pepsi. TS was thorough. Enjoyable. She's older but keeps her body in great shape. Massage was pretty good, one of the better ones I've had. Pepsi was very accommodating and playful. On the flip, clothes came off and Pepsi was more than enough to quench my thirst. Overall Dmg. 8/.8. Would repeat.

[NyHornet]

I am highly questionable on the BBBJ. I was the first person to review Sharon on ThE otheR site and I know she told me that was a one time thing because we had chemistry. I've seen her at least 5 more times and that has never happened again. Jasmine is the same as well. So I am not calling you a liar, but until I hear the same report from multiple users I can only go on this information I know personally.

I've seen each of those three ladies and can vouch for receiving BBBJ from each, and more.

[Goheat]

No one picks up calls and lights seem to be out. Did something go down?

[IsoLife]

I am highly questionable on the BBBJ. I was the first person to review Sharon on ThE otheR site and I know she told me that was a one time thing because we had chemistry. I've seen her at least 5 more times and that has never happened again. Jasmine is the same as well. So I am not calling you a liar, but until I hear the same report from multiple users I can only go on this information I know personally.

Well, I've gotten BBBJ from all three. Maybe Bc they're all attracted to me. August goes raw every time and she loves the balls with her tongue. But they all have given me BBBJ. August likes the finish in her mouth, then grabs a towel and spits it out.

[TheOuroboros]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I did a bit of research into past reviews from Iso and I'm inclined to think his dreams have been more in the realm of fantasy and less concrete as one would like. I took the recommendation to go to the him or her spa following his glorified review of the latin establishment hoping to receive elements of the same dream that he had. But alas after multiple visitations I've never received more than a slightly above average NOVA. I even asked Sandra if she would be more accommodating than a HE and she told me she does not go further. Again, I'm also not calling out ISO as a liar, he could very well be that lucky guy who breaks the upper echelon of the YMMV, But as what was stated before, take it with a grain of salt until there's multiple evidence of a more aligned dream.

[TheOuroboros]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I did a bit of research into past reviews from Iso and I'm inclined to think his dreams have been more in the realm of fantasy and less concrete as one would like. I took the recommendation to go to the him or her spa following his glorified review of the latin establishment hoping to receive elements of the same dream that he had. But alas after multiple visitations I've never received more than a slightly above average NOVA. I even asked Sandra if she would be more accommodating than a HE and she told me she does not go further. Again, I'm also not calling out ISO as a liar, he could very well be that lucky guy who breaks the upper echelon of the YMMV, But as what was stated before, take it with a grain of salt until there's multiple evidence of a more aligned dream.

[CurtisMorris]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I am highly questionable on the BBBJ. I was the first person to review Sharon on ThE otheR site and I know she told me that was a one time thing because we had chemistry. I've seen her at least 5 more times and that has never happened again. Jasmine is the same as well. So I am not calling you a liar, but until I hear the same report from multiple users I can only go on this information I know personally.

[Miketastic69]

Yes reminders, reminders. I particularly like Mikte's note about the neon. I'm now like Pavlov's dog. If I'm of town and driving in the evening and see neon, I either am disappointed if it's not an AMP, or get a semi-hard on just seeing the neon. (even if I am not intending to visit) LOL.

I have stopped carrying cash unless I'm going to a place I've researched and made plans to visit. This is because I used to try every place behind a neon sign I passed when traveling. Some were great. Most not so much. That's how I ended up at Comfort Spot in FFX a few months ago. I felt like I could hear the buzz of the neon while walking by.

[MrSunnyHills]

There were also "adult services" ads in the Washington and Baltimore City Papers which I frequently consulted. Other cities I visited had similar publications. There also used to be some magazine or newspaper which gave information on spas in the mid-Atlantic region. That proved helpful when I traveled.

Yes reminders, reminders. I particularly like Mikte's note about the neon. I'm now like Pavlov's dog. If I'm of town and driving in the evening and see neon, I either am disappointed if it's not an AMP, or get a semi-hard on just seeing the neon. (even if I am not intending to visit) LOL.

[Tom McAn]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

There were also "adult services" ads in the Washington and Baltimore City Papers which I frequently consulted. Other cities I visited had similar publications. There also used to be some magazine or newspaper which gave information on spas in the mid-Atlantic region. That proved helpful when I traveled.

[IsoLife]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

[Miketastic69]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

I just cleaned out my light box from my Marine Corps days. You folks call it a light box I call it a FOOT LOCKER. I had some old newspapers from Baltimore from when I was thinking about renting an apartment back in the early 1990's. I'll be damned there was a personals section with phone numbers (and some with a generic phone number and 4-digit code for the specific girl you're calling about) and then there was about 2-dozen spa ads. No Pictures, but the descriptions were very tempting. "hottest Asian rubs in Baltimore" "wettest slippery table shower experience. " Who wrote that stuff. I wonder if any of those old places are still around somewhere.