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**PantyLoverF** · 07-23-17 19:33

I TOFTT and had a dream. And it was a very bad dream at that. Met her at her place in downtown Ferndale and went to her office space. That was all good. She was nice enough. The massage was the worst I have ever had. Bar none. Just bad. It lasted about 25 minutes total. I was thinking well maybe the flip it will get better. For the $ I paid everyone leaves happy and she will be topless. NO TOUCHING allowed at all. And it must have been a dream because I never thought I would ever have a bad HJ from anyone. Its always exciting the first time new hands are on you. Not this time. Just when I was just starting to end. She stops. I'm like what the. I had to finish myself. Avoid at all cost!!

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/t...228432167.html

**Mkiel27** · 07-23-17 16:52

Had a "dream" with Natalie not long ago, standard 2 call system, sounded pretty lax on the phone, so I was thinking "alright, she might be cool". She opens the door, it's definitely the girl in the pictures, nice jean shorts, short in stature (how I like them) and pretty to boot. I wish there was more good things I could say about her.

First of all, attitude was bad, like a moody teenage girl rolling her eyes at her parents while saying "whatever" all the time kind of bad. There's a word that begins with B that I have trouble remembering that fits pretty well. It was very obvious she would rather be doing anything else. She demanded I throw the donation on the table, then walked to the bathroom to freshen up. Not even an LE check, a hug, nothing. Was tempting to just walk out honestly.

The "fun" started with a half-arsed CBJ, then I asked her to get on top *buzzer noise* nope, she doesn't do that, alright then, so I opt for mish. So begins bullet point 2, she just lays there with her eyes closed. As I try to just get it done and over with she stops me to get up and check her phone. I struggle to finish and finally the captain appears on deck and I can be done.

You know that little bit after the session, you know the part when you ask about them, they ask about you, make some small talk to ease the tension? None, dead silence, nothing. Only word she says to me as I'm leaving is "bye".

Normally, I don't go on a tirade like this, I post my fun, quirky review, and go about my day. I rarely post as well, but I'm posting this asap because I don't want anyone else dealing with that. She was on the phone with another guy as I was about to leave, I wanted to yell sooooo badly "Don't do it mate!

Anyway too long didn't read.

Pros- Looks great and is the girl in the pictures.

Cons- B* dead fish syndrome, checks phone and does misc things during session, not GFE in the slightest (I mean unless your girlfriend is dead, in which case, I'm sorry).

$ for a half $$ for an hour. Guys, don't do it, there's better out there.

**Bust One** · 07-23-17 16:20

Originally Posted by Jooop [View Original Post]

Any one have a info On Holly short mix girl.

There are currently 3 Holly's posting on BP Detroit.

**Bust One** · 07-23-17 11:36

Originally Posted by Acoustic53 [View Original Post]

Independent.

Responding to Mr. HookerLover: I referred to Nikki as UTR only because she had no Internet access to advertise; I did not have a better description of her status for the forum. I did know that she said her previous attempts to advertise on BP had been flagged by jealous competitors. I was surprised not because she was not really UTR, but that she successfully placed two ads and I did not hear about it from her. Also, I gave a positive review here and offered her number to members if they PM'd me. Now that her ads are remaining up, members can find her themselves.

Thanks Acoustic53, I'm not concerned with her being UTR or not I just want good service and to be safe.

**Jooop** · 07-23-17 11:16

Any one have a info On Holly short mix girl.

**Acoustic53** · 07-23-17 00:31

Originally Posted by BustOne [View Original Post]

Is Nikki independent or does she have a handler?

Independent.

Responding to Mr. HookerLover: I referred to Nikki as UTR only because she had no Internet access to advertise; I did not have a better description of her status for the forum. I did know that she said her previous attempts to advertise on BP had been flagged by jealous competitors. I was surprised not because she was not really UTR, but that she successfully placed two ads and I did not hear about it from her. Also, I gave a positive review here and offered her number to members if they PM'd me. Now that her ads are remaining up, members can find her themselves.

**Formula382** · 07-22-17 19:07

Originally Posted by DetSteve [View Original Post]

Just curious if anyone knows what happened to one of my ATF. This was tiny Sarah who used to work in the Warren / Roseville area. She said she was originally from Tennessee. Used to have such a good time with her.

https://www.eroticmonkey.com/sarah-escort-detroit-16771

She moved back to Tennessee and no longer works.

**Bust One** · 07-22-17 17:02

Originally Posted by StoneMaker [View Original Post]

Texted her early in the day. Replied like 4 hours later. Quoted me $60/ ss. Got tired of the long replied texts so I gave up. Got a call at 230 am asking if I wanted to come by. I passed.

Its funny how these girls think everyone sleeps all day and are up all night.

**Sleeper1** · 07-22-17 13:51

Originally Posted by MikeDownRiver [View Original Post]

I saw her about 2 years ago. She is originally from Michigan and travels here semi-regularly to see family. She lives in Boston or thereabouts.

Plusses: very sensual and into fantasy fulfillment. I would say the high points of my visit with her are probably about the most insanely turned-on I've ever been while doing this. This may only be one item in the plus bucket it's a very big one.

Minuses: At least in my experience, there was a switch that was ON when we were going at it and it flipped to OFF once I was finished. No afterglow / pillow talk / touchin' and smoochin' afterward.

She'll tell you in friendly chatter afterward that she was a big crack smoker back in her day but now only uses pot for pain relief from her massive chest. In that and other random comments she makes you can see she might be a bit scatterbrained. Friendly, but becomes distant in the aftermath of the act.

She is pricey. I think an hour will go about 250. Marginally worth it at that price point to me but if you want an immense high that may not last forever she's more likely to be worth your time.

Also, not that this is shocking but I think she was "42" when I saw her and I thought she was older than that back then. Might be the same pics she had up in 2015 too.

Saw her at a nice hotel in Novi. Add 10-15 years to the pictures and age. Also has packed on some pounds. 125 half. She broke out some toys and had me use them on her. Nice BBBJ, laid back mature provider, clean freak in a good way. Took a nice pounding and overall took care of my needs but has lost the hot factor and I won't repeat for the price.

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...ielle/35639183

**StoneMaker** · 07-22-17 12:37

Originally Posted by Bbc517 [View Original Post]

No name - http://backpage.com.detroit.hoxnif.com/post/22842338/.

Texted her early in the day. Replied like 4 hours later. Quoted me $60/ ss. Got tired of the long replied texts so I gave up. Got a call at 230 am asking if I wanted to come by. I passed.

**Bust One** · 07-22-17 10:11

Originally Posted by Acoustic53 [View Original Post]

I might disagree somewhat with the 9/10 assessment; but I do agree with the sentiment. She makes me feel that young, and I never even had a cheerleader girlfriend! (In fact, I have never had a teenager, even when I WAS a teenager. My first girlfriend was twenty years old, which is Nikki's age now -- a nice Circle of Life thing.).

I originally did not want to reveal her completely on this forum because I have read the comments that show what low regard many members have for providers. She is not like most providers and should not be treated like the rest. And that's why I have seen her so frequently and have done extra things for her.

Yes, she has some horror stories, more than what she's told you so far, 'way more than any young woman should have to live through. And that is another reason I keep seeing her instead of somebody new. I want her to be safe.

Is Nikki independent or does she have a handler?

**Bust One** · 07-22-17 10:07

Originally Posted by HookerLover [View Original Post]

Just wondering why a lot of you guys think so many of these girls are truly UTR. How did you find them, and what makes you think others won't find them just as easily?? I keep seeing, well, I thought they were UTR until someone else found their BP ad. Just wondering I guess. If you don't want to share pics or anything, why post about them?

IMHO once a girl sees 3 - 5 guys she's not UTR anymore, she just became a low-volume provider.

**HookerLover** · 07-22-17 00:14

Originally Posted by DetTigersFan [View Original Post]

I'm not going to do that. She's UTR for a reason just be sure to ask for her current pic if you get the opportunity. I think she has a sister who also escorts. On a my scarlet book post, from May, she is asking $$$. I saw another post somewhere else where she was located in Ann Arbor for $$$$. I found her Facebook page and saw she had all these foreign college age guys listed as friends. Dad I need more money!!!

https://myscarletbook.com/detroit/810-772-1501/

Just wondering why a lot of you guys think so many of these girls are truly UTR. How did you find them, and what makes you think others won't find them just as easily?? I keep seeing, well, I thought they were UTR until someone else found their BP ad. Just wondering I guess. If you don't want to share pics or anything, why post about them?

**SBeans** · 07-21-17 23:42

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**Acoustic53** · 07-21-17 22:58

Originally Posted by XirCom [View Original Post]

She makes me feel like I'm in high school banging my cheerleader girl friend. A 9/10 natural body with a no kids vag. Not a hardened provider yet. Everything Acoustic says is true except I'm not as friendly with the neighbors. To give credit, Acoustic originally provided me with her phone number months ago. TY TY.

Xircom.

I might disagree somewhat with the 9/10 assessment; but I do agree with the sentiment. She makes me feel that young, and I never even had a cheerleader girlfriend! (In fact, I have never had a teenager, even when I WAS a teenager. My first girlfriend was twenty years old, which is Nikki's age now -- a nice Circle of Life thing.).

I originally did not want to reveal her completely on this forum because I have read the comments that show what low regard many members have for providers. She is not like most providers and should not be treated like the rest. And that's why I have seen her so frequently and have done extra things for her.

Yes, she has some horror stories, more than what she's told you so far, 'way more than any young woman should have to live through. And that is another reason I keep seeing her instead of somebody new. I want her to be safe.