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You wasted your monthly post on this?

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[Umpire Guy]

Make sure you ask before if the price includes all services. There are much better options than this.

What are some other good options in the Naperville and Aurora area? Oh.

[ReadyForRub]

Lavender Spa on BG Road, just northeast of Lake Cook. Good massage, clinical TS. You'd get the same at a dog grooming salon. Backpage Ad & Website look completely legit, and I was fooled by the TS reference. The sign in the room says"No any special services". They aren't kidding. A hearty handshake and / or the offering of a tasty, warm, moist snack should be on everyone's menu. Sadly, not here. Had Jessica. Left 20. The message was good, not great.

[DMichaels69]

Make sure you ask before if the price includes all services. There are much better options than this.

I have been meaning to try her place out sometime. Anyone try the much younger / hotter chick shown in that ad? I don't remember seeing anyone else in her ads previously.

[Head First]

I like getting the tug first then the massage. More relaxing that way and sometimes puts me to sleep for 15 minutes in the middle.

I'm with you on this.

The only way it could get any better would be if she handed me a hot crispy egg roll or 2 with an ice cold beverage on the way out.

[MrSmartyPants]

Anyone have any intel on Mapi's? Does she provide HE every time?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ndays/50036512

I have been meaning to try her place out sometime. Anyone try the much younger / hotter chick shown in that ad? I don't remember seeing anyone else in her ads previously.

[Umpire Guy]

Yes. She is older, not too attractive but good personality. Do not tip because the price of the massage includes the ending if you ask ahead of time.

How much for full hour?

[Bob521]

You could also cook your own meals and save even more money.

I had $70 service only once.

It was one of the worst out of 32 places.

The rests are all under $65 and good enough for me.

There could be better, but I don't need it.

You can have $300 course meal, but what your body needs could be $7 meal at Noodle company.

They made $300 meal to make money, not concern your health.

[Member #5942]

Anyone have any intel on Mapi's? Does she provide HE every time?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ndays/50036512

Yes. She is older, not too attractive but good personality. Do not tip because the price of the massage includes the ending if you ask ahead of time.

[Umpire Guy]

Anyone have any intel on Mapi's? Does she provide HE every time?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ndays/50036512

[ChicagoCat99]

1) If you really believe this, you've never had a really good therapeutic massage. Granted, the price often has nothing to do with the quality of the massage; more likely, the perceived "hotness" of the person giving the massage, by the person setting the price.

2) This is the main value of this type of forum -- the evaluations and recommendations of reviewers whose opinion you have learned that you can trust. Keeping in mind that YMMV, of course.

I had $70 service only once.

It was one of the worst out of 32 places.

The rests are all under $65 and good enough for me.

There could be better, but I don't need it.

You can have $300 course meal, but what your body needs could be $7 meal at Noodle company.

They made $300 meal to make money, not concern your health.

[ChicagoCat99]

The description of Bella is spot on but the service wasn't the same. The girl I saw at Vida was a young caramel skinned latina, fun to talk to, beautiful, and gave me a decent massage, but terribly inexperienced when it comes to extras. Some of the things we talked about made me want to either tell her to leave this life because she was too sweet to be there or train her into the ultimate provider. Before I could touch her and let her know I was not LEO she offered me a HJ by actually saying "would you like me to massage you here, it will be. 6 extra". She might as well walk herself into the squad car now. I asked if she could take off her top and she said I could touch her, when I went to lift up her top she moved away and said "you can only touch over the clothes", lame! She kept having to switch hands because she was getting tired. I told her it would help if I could see and touch her, she said no again. It was like I was in HS all over again teaching my girlfriend how to give me a good HJ! She asked me to tell her when I was close, so I did, then out came the giant wad of kleenex and she stopped at the pop to catch it but didn't do any follow through strokes to really milk it, again lame! Then she asked me a weird question after we were done, I won't post it because it may identify me too much if she reads this, but it showed she was very inexperienced as a provider. Again, I felt like I should either take her under my wing and train her to be the ultimate provider or send her back to school on a different path because she was too sweet to be there. Overall rating: looks 8/10, massage 7/10, extras 4/10 Not what I'm looking for, will not repeat.

She would do great as a GFE provider for those who like young and innocent acting girls if she offered more services, but she only offered a HJ with over the multiple layers (shirt and bra) play.

Thank you for sharing.

But, I don't think it's safe location. Physically vulnerable.

[TwoBlueBalls]

1) If you really believe this, you've never had a really good therapeutic massage. Granted, the price often has nothing to do with the quality of the massage; more likely, the perceived "hotness" of the person giving the massage, by the person setting the price.

2) This is the main value of this type of forum -- the evaluations and recommendations of reviewers whose opinion you have learned that you can trust. Keeping in mind that YMMV, of course.

You're spot on NDY! My ATF AMP Serena in Chinatown used to give an awesome massage, cute girls and anything goes depending on the girl, BUT no longer in business. So sad.

[Al Bundy78]

Got a tip from a friend about the Latina place on Belmont. It was a very interesting experience. There were two girls working, one who looked like a little gremlin and one who seemed like she stepped off of a centerfold. Luckily, I got the centerfold. She goes by Bella.

Probably the worst massage of my life. Place is in a hot location, I saw two cop cars on the street when I left.

But Bella is gorgeous and her body is so fucking perfect. She's American, she's very intelligent, she's got good hygiene, and she makes you wonder what the fuck she's doing at a parlor like this. She got naked and offered mutual touch for $120, and we swapped positions on the table and had lots of fun.

Don't go there for the massage. Don't go there if you get the gremlin looking girl. Be careful about cops. But if you want a good time and you want a sexy Latina girl all over your body, go there as soon as you can.

The description of Bella is spot on but the service wasn't the same. The girl I saw at Vida was a young caramel skinned latina, fun to talk to, beautiful, and gave me a decent massage, but terribly inexperienced when it comes to extras. Some of the things we talked about made me want to either tell her to leave this life because she was too sweet to be there or train her into the ultimate provider. Before I could touch her and let her know I was not LEO she offered me a HJ by actually saying "would you like me to massage you here, it will be. 6 extra". She might as well walk herself into the squad car now. I asked if she could take off her top and she said I could touch her, when I went to lift up her top she moved away and said "you can only touch over the clothes", lame! She kept having to switch hands because she was getting tired. I told her it would help if I could see and touch her, she said no again. It was like I was in HS all over again teaching my girlfriend how to give me a good HJ! She asked me to tell her when I was close, so I did, then out came the giant wad of kleenex and she stopped at the pop to catch it but didn't do any follow through strokes to really milk it, again lame! Then she asked me a weird question after we were done, I won't post it because it may identify me too much if she reads this, but it showed she was very inexperienced as a provider. Again, I felt like I should either take her under my wing and train her to be the ultimate provider or send her back to school on a different path because she was too sweet to be there. Overall rating: looks 8/10, massage 7/10, extras 4/10 Not what I'm looking for, will not repeat.

She would do great as a GFE provider for those who like young and innocent acting girls if she offered more services, but she only offered a HJ with over the multiple layers (shirt and bra) play.

[Not Dead Yet]

Do not go any place charging more than $65 an hour.

There is no way one person massages way better than the other.

Don't bet too much since you don't know what you get.

1) If you really believe this, you've never had a really good therapeutic massage. Granted, the price often has nothing to do with the quality of the massage; more likely, the perceived "hotness" of the person giving the massage, by the person setting the price.

2) This is the main value of this type of forum -- the evaluations and recommendations of reviewers whose opinion you have learned that you can trust. Keeping in mind that YMMV, of course.