Massage Therapists

**Hinode** · 07-13-17 23:08

Originally Posted by Magnod [View Original Post]

Why would being super hot matter for just a massage? Tipping her HE amounts for nothing sets the precedent for her to rob people if she does start doing more.

Rightttttttttttttttttttttttt. Service over looks. Bumbai they learn.

Preach braddah Magnod.

**Cpt Morgan** · 07-13-17 21:58

So I've been exhausted lately. Lots going on. I've been meaning to get a massage, but wanted a good massage with a HE if possible. I was reading this thread and saw several reports that Yumi (http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...y-yumi/6832048) gave a really good hard massage and a great HJ / BJ. That sounded perfect. I called her today and ducked out of work early for an early afternoon visit.

I arrived a few minutes early, but no one was home when I knocked. I was thinking I got the wrong apt number when she got off the elevator. She apologized and let me in. I gave her the house $60, then hopped in the shower. I kinda expected she'd ditch her dress and put on something sexy or be somewhat asked. She didn't but I was like whatever. She asked if I wanted 4 hand. I was tempted, but only had so much cash. I told her no and joked about not having brought cash for two girls anyway. She asked how much is brought for a tip. I had only planned on HJ, maybe BJ. So I told her I had 100. She said "Oh no, not 140?" And I said I didn't want full service. Just hand or mouth. She said that I could get the other 40 after if I wanted to do FS. I laid down and she kept whispering in my ear about how good it would be so I said fuck it and told her I'd get the rest after and do FS.

She smiled and started rubbing my back. Now the whole reason I called her in the first place was on the recommendation that she gave a great actual massage. HOWEVER, it was just crappy. No oil, just dry hands. She texted most of the time so it was one handed. She took a few calls in Chinese (while she was working on my back. Now the few minutes she actually focused on me were good. I kept waiting for her to settle down and get into it and give me the massage I'd read so much about.

That never happened. On the flip, she said "I will service you now" and started jackhammering away on Jr. Somehow she had lotion for that, thank fucking god. After 3 or 4 minutes of really intense hand work, I spoke up and asked if we were doing FS still. She then took off her dress, got naked, climbed on top of me and gave me a short but nice covered BJ. She repositioned and just as she was about to lower onto it, she stopped and said it would be $60 after. I said what? And she repeated "$60 at atm". At that point I agreed (stupidly). She went to work CG and it was pretty good. And after shed already had me about to pop with the hands, I didn't last very long. She hopped off, cleaned me off and jumped in the shower. I checked the time. It had been 25 minutes since I walked in the door. I laid back, expecting to finally get this massage everyone raved about. After like 5/10 min she came out and started getting dressed. I asked of we were done. She said yeah and then called someone on the phone. At this point I was actually pretty mad about it all. When she hung up, I asked her if she was still charging full price even though I'd only gotten basically a bang and go. She said "Full service is full service. ".

I would have bailed and told her to screw herself but she followed me to the atm. I don't need drama and the $60 isn't that big of a deal. It was just such shitty service.

So all told, Yumi did a halfassed massage with a quick bang and go for $220.

I hate going to CC because it's always this stupid ish. The money isn't the issue for me. My time is worth more to me than the money and it was a huge waste of time. Same thing happened last time I went to CC. Saw a well established provider here with lots of great reviews. She showed up late, gave shit service and shorted the time.

Maybe my timing is the issue. I only go in the early afternoon because that's what works for my schedule. It seems like they all just give shitty service in daylight. Idk.

Either way, would NEVER see Yumi again and I don't think I'll go back to CC anytime soon. I miss Mayflower from a couple years ago. It was hit and miss but I had SOME good experiences.

If anybody knows someone who actually gives a good massage with an hi at the end, that's all I fucking want. And I'd pay good money for it. I'm just sick of having my time wasted.

/ Rant over.

**Cloe Stone** · 07-13-17 21:03

Originally Posted by Magnod [View Original Post]

Why would being super hot matter for just a massage? Tipping her HE amounts for nothing sets the precedent for her to rob people if she does start doing more.

IMHO, tipping should always be based on service. For a standard massage (60 dollars and hour); a 10 dollar tip is 17%, a 20 dollar tip is 33%. Thus a 10 - 15 dollar tip is fine, based on the value of the service. I agree with comments that HE should be the precedent for a larger tip.

**Cmore** · 07-13-17 18:29

I guess I am cheaper than you guys. I usually give give $10 tip if no HE. Unless it was a truly amazing massage, in which case I might go up to $15. I would do $20 only if it was amazing, and it was 90 min instead of 1 hour.

Originally Posted by DRmjm [View Original Post]

I tip 20-30 for an amazing massage with no HE. I might go 40 but no higher, but that would be it she was super hot.

**Hard Eight** · 07-13-17 18:16

Originally Posted by Mongerholic [View Original Post]

Bro I would say 95% of the mongers on this forum have banged her at least 10 times--I have. She is the real deal! Enjoy!

M.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...e-best/5608726

**Of course the pics are not her.

Her picture was posted a few days ago.

**Magnod** · 07-13-17 15:39

Originally Posted by DRmjm [View Original Post]

I tip 20-30 for an amazing massage with no HE. I might go 40 but no higher, but that would be it she was super hot.

Why would being super hot matter for just a massage? Tipping her HE amounts for nothing sets the precedent for her to rob people if she does start doing more.

**Mongerholic** · 07-13-17 05:50

Originally Posted by Rdpuerco [View Original Post]

I keep hearing about this girl. When is someone going to post a current ad?

Bro I would say 95% of the mongers on this forum have banged her at least 10 times--I have. She is the real deal! Enjoy!

M.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/Therape...e-best/5608726

**Of course the pics are not her.

**RdPuerco** · 07-13-17 03:14

Originally Posted by HardEight [View Original Post]

She's known as Mia now at 1307. Very short girl like 4' 10. Huge boobies and will suck you dry guys and fuck your brains out.

I keep hearing about this girl. When is someone going to post a current ad?

**DRmjm** · 07-13-17 03:13

I tip 20-30 for an amazing massage with no HE. I might go 40 but no higher, but that would be it she was super hot.

Originally Posted by GoodTimeSoahu [View Original Post]

How much do you tip a masseuse who gave you an amazing massage, but no HE? I usually tip anywhere from. 40 to. 60 when the HE is good AND if the massage was good. But yesterday was the first time I had a great massage but no HE. I was stuck on how much to tip. Any suggestions will be appreciated, thanks.

**Coffee Bean** · 07-13-17 03:02

Originally Posted by GoodTimeSoahu [View Original Post]

How much do you tip a masseuse who gave you an amazing massage, but no HE? I usually tip anywhere from. 40 to. 60 when the HE is good AND if the massage was good. But yesterday was the first time I had a great massage but no HE. I was stuck on how much to tip. Any suggestions will be appreciated, thanks.

Who gave that amazing massage?

**Magnod** · 07-13-17 02:46

Originally Posted by GoodTimeSoahu [View Original Post]

How much do you tip a masseuse who gave you an amazing massage, but no HE? I usually tip anywhere from. 40 to. 60 when the HE is good AND if the massage was good. But yesterday was the first time I had a great massage but no HE. I was stuck on how much to tip. Any suggestions will be appreciated, thanks.

I usually give 15 - 20 tip for a good solid massage with no play. 10-15 for a just okay massage.

**GoodTimeSoahu** · 07-13-17 02:27

How much do you tip a masseuse who gave you an amazing massage, but no HE? I usually tip anywhere from. 40 to. 60 when the HE is good AND if the massage was good. But yesterday was the first time I had a great massage but no HE. I was stuck on how much to tip. Any suggestions will be appreciated, thanks.

**Chik0848** · 07-12-17 15:34

Originally Posted by Russo [View Original Post]

I was looking al day yesterday for that ad. If you get it, please let me know.

The last number I have is 808 729-6325. Don't know if it's still active. Good luck.

**AssEaterNow** · 07-12-17 11:17

Cmore's review is spot on- Maui-ittes venture on Oahu not to come here to vacay but to join the "NFL" big leagues in drumming up quick business (her prices are Maui inflated): if your expecting Oahu standards of mongering you will be disappointed. Maui style is for those who seek enlightenment, and conscious connection with the "therapist". This hocus locus I use to travel to Maui to get (the hippy in me" as it fits the valley isle vibe. Tantric on Oahu is like starting Thai massage in Sweden. Ummm no.

Originally Posted by Cmore [View Original Post]

Although I do not know this one at all, my experience in the past has been that the MT's that mention Tantric and Holistic etc don't really consider a "tantric release" (aka HJ) as "sexual". So they mention "non-sexual" so people no there are no BJ's or FS. But often times I have found the Tantric providers include nude, and sometimes bodyslide or some interactivity as long as it is gentle and respectful. Not saying this is the case here, but everyone's interpretation of "sexual" is different, so a HE may be possible.