Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Blake123** · 07-12-17 04:02

Originally Posted by Zzzzzzz [View Original Post]

If it helps, I can clearly tell you Noi is NOT April. Body and face are totally different, and April is probably already back in California.

Noi does look A LOT like April--hair and body, according to pics in the ads. I've posted a pic below of April (left) when she was working in Kapolei last Feb. I've also posted the pic of "Noi" from the latest ad. They are wearing the exact same jean shorts. And, the yellow curtain/backdrop in the background in both pics is the same. I most recently saw April in CC3903 in late June. She told me that she was planning on moving out to work at a new massage place in central Oahu.
https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/6208878388.html

**BigthDikth** · 07-11-17 18:37

I put this in the massage therapist thread, and once again, my post was not put up so I'll post here. I went to this woman https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/6215005976.html for a session. She came into the room and told me to turn over and lie on my stomach. I told her. "no. This is the side I want massaged. " she put a towel over me and I pushed it off saying that my cock is the thing that needs massaging. She then massaged my upper thighs and lower stomach and then I told her to massage this, and pointed to my dick.)) finally, she spent 80% of the time giving me a handjob. One bit of advice; keep your phone in hand so that when she starts to make you cum you can tell her, "no, not now, I have an hour!" and point to the time on the phone. If she does make you cum early, she'll finish the hour with a very good massage, or at least I think it would be a good because the last 5 minutes of the session she gave me a great foot massage! I paid her the 60 plus another 60 because the handjob was very good. She was the only person in the room (3901) and she's back to Thailand in a month so I think she is just renting the room and keeping the hf and tip. I normally give $ for the hour but since she was good. BTW she's not the girl in the photo. She's a little older, nice smile and a little too big for me to fuck, but knows how to use her hands.

**Zzzzzzz** · 07-11-17 06:09

Originally Posted by CloeStone [View Original Post]

From a basic premise you did not do anything wrong, except for not really having much experience or being prepared for this provider. This advertisement is for a Thai Provider that goes by multiple names, which is a common occurrence with the Thai Culture in general. When she is in town at CC, she is "April"; in Kapolei, she apparently goes by "Noi. Same photos, yet she used a different phone number. I think this is the same girl, but if I am mistaken, my bad.

If you read this forum, or search "April" you will find more information. She usually provides a good massage and then tries to up-sell for a HJ and if you want to see, or play with her man made chest. There are mixed reviews about her, but mostly that she wants more than the market value for any extras, which kind of ruins the overall experience for most.

If it helps, I can clearly tell you Noi is NOT April. Body and face are totally different, and April is probably already back in California.

**MisoHoney808** · 07-10-17 15:31

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

She will be back. Look for her ads towards the end of this month and the beginning of August.

Thanks for the 411. I'll be on the lookout for her again and will report back if I do get to see her.

**MisoHoney808** · 07-10-17 15:28

Originally Posted by SomeFear [View Original Post]

Aloha everyone. Been lurking for a while but and c are really posted. Today I TOFTT. Did have a lot of time so I opted for 30 min vs the hour. House fee was $50 for the half and that worked for me. I went in the back and was offered a towel and not a shower. At this time I'm thinking I definitely just threw money away. I got naked and laid down with a towel over me. She came into the room and took the towel off and started doing a weird sit on my back massage LOL. She gave me a really shitty massage for about 10 min. When she came in front of me to massage I tried to give the hint by rubbing her legs. I did this for a little while before she asked me to roll over. I rolled over totally naked and she continued to massage. I asked her for extra and she said no LOL. She said go see Chinese girl LOL. Then she asked what I wanted. I said blow job. She said all she do is hand job. So save your money. Her add is very misleading. I guess because I'm clean cut maybe I have a LEO look.

Please let me know if you think I did something wrong or could have did something different.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/6208878388.html

If she thought you was LEO, you wouldn't have gotten any HE. Theres quite a few reports back on her giving HE (search April) in town, but as many mentioned before she's pretty pushy with the upsell. I don't think anyone mentioned her doing more than a HJ, I'm sure if the price is right she would. But that would probably be a hefty price.

**Hard Eight** · 07-08-17 20:08

Originally Posted by CloeStone [View Original Post]

From a basic premise you did not do anything wrong, except for not really having much experience or being prepared for this provider. This advertisement is for a Thai Provider that goes by multiple names, which is a common occurrence with the Thai Culture in general. When she is in town at CC, she is "April"; in Kapolei, she apparently goes by "Noi. Same photos, yet she used a different phone number. I think this is the same girl, but if I am mistaken, my bad.

If you read this forum, or search "April" you will find more information. She usually provides a good massage and then tries to up-sell for a HJ and if you want to see, or play with her man made chest. There are mixed reviews about her, but mostly that she wants more than the market value for any extras, which kind of ruins the overall experience for most.

April prices are not customer friendly. Like Hawaii doesn't have affordable homes.

**AssEaterNow** · 07-08-17 18:33

She is a master at her craft please treat her well. That's why she laste this long.

AE.

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

She is 50-ish, tiny, man-made tits, shaved pussy, slightly poochy mid-section, however, OK all around body. When you step into her space, you will know, by her attire, you will be leaving happy in one hour. A shower is available should you need it. Massage is good. Full roaming is allowed. HJ / HE is available. BJ is available. Full service is available.

**SomeFear** · 07-08-17 17:08

Originally Posted by CloeStone [View Original Post]

From a basic premise you did not do anything wrong, except for not really having much experience or being prepared for this provider. This advertisement is for a Thai Provider that goes by multiple names, which is a common occurrence with the Thai Culture in general. When she is in town at CC, she is "April"; in Kapolei, she apparently goes by "Noi. Same photos, yet she used a different phone number. I think this is the same girl, but if I am mistaken, my bad.

If you read this forum, or search "April" you will find more information. She usually provides a good massage and then tries to up-sell for a HJ and if you want to see, or play with her man made chest. There are mixed reviews about her, but mostly that she wants more than the market value for any extras, which kind of ruins the overall experience for most.

Thanks for the reply.

**Cloe Stone** · 07-08-17 15:53

Originally Posted by SomeFear [View Original Post]

Aloha everyone. Been lurking for a while but and c are really posted. Today I TOFTT. Did have a lot of time so I opted for 30 min vs the hour. House fee was $50 for the half and that worked for me. I went in the back and was offered a towel and not a shower. At this time I'm thinking I definitely just threw money away. I got naked and laid down with a towel over me. She came into the room and took the towel off and started doing a weird sit on my back massage LOL. She gave me a really shitty massage for about 10 min. When she came in front of me to massage I tried to give the hint by rubbing her legs. I did this for a little while before she asked me to roll over. I rolled over totally naked and she continued to massage. I asked her for extra and she said no LOL. She said go see Chinese girl LOL. Then she asked what I wanted. I said blow job. She said all she do is hand job. So save your money. Her add is very misleading. I guess because I'm clean cut maybe I have a LEO look.

Please let me know if you think I did something wrong or could have did something different.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/6208878388.html

From a basic premise you did not do anything wrong, except for not really having much experience or being prepared for this provider. This advertisement is for a Thai Provider that goes by multiple names, which is a common occurrence with the Thai Culture in general. When she is in town at CC, she is "April"; in Kapolei, she apparently goes by "Noi. Same photos, yet she used a different phone number. I think this is the same girl, but if I am mistaken, my bad.

If you read this forum, or search "April" you will find more information. She usually provides a good massage and then tries to up-sell for a HJ and if you want to see, or play with her man made chest. There are mixed reviews about her, but mostly that she wants more than the market value for any extras, which kind of ruins the overall experience for most.

**GiAnt34** · 07-08-17 10:37

Originally Posted by MisoHoney808 [View Original Post]

Is she still taking appointments? Links expired and I don't see a new one posted.

She will be back. Look for her ads towards the end of this month and the beginning of August.

**SomeFear** · 07-08-17 06:18

Aloha everyone. Been lurking for a while but and c are really posted. Today I TOFTT. Did have a lot of time so I opted for 30 min vs the hour. House fee was $50 for the half and that worked for me. I went in the back and was offered a towel and not a shower. At this time I'm thinking I definitely just threw money away. I got naked and laid down with a towel over me. She came into the room and took the towel off and started doing a weird sit on my back massage LOL. She gave me a really shitty massage for about 10 min. When she came in front of me to massage I tried to give the hint by rubbing her legs. I did this for a little while before she asked me to roll over. I rolled over totally naked and she continued to massage. I asked her for extra and she said no LOL. She said go see Chinese girl LOL. Then she asked what I wanted. I said blow job. She said all she do is hand job. So save your money. Her add is very misleading. I guess because I'm clean cut maybe I have a LEO look.

Please let me know if you think I did something wrong or could have did something different.

https://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/6208878388.html

**MisoHoney808** · 07-07-17 20:41

Originally Posted by GiAnt34 [View Original Post]

She is 50-ish, tiny, man-made tits, shaved pussy, slightly poochy mid-section, however, OK all around body. When you step into her space, you will know, by her attire, you will be leaving happy in one hour. A shower is available should you need it. Massage is good. Full roaming is allowed. HJ / HE is available. BJ is available. Full service is available.

Is she still taking appointments? Links expired and I don't see a new one posted.

**Chik0848** · 07-07-17 06:29

Originally Posted by Darkman808 [View Original Post]

"Tame good cars" got lost in the spell check machine. Not sure what you were trying to tell us. Also, not sure what is meant by 'dry' discrete (Any info on what she looks like?

But I presume there are extras. Could you post a bit more detailed info please, we appreciate more details and if extras are available or NOT.

MAHALO in advance.

I was confused too, but I think he was trying to "take good care. ".

**Darkman808** · 07-06-17 22:09

Originally Posted by Gargoyles1 [View Original Post]

She is worth it. Very sensual and funny. Tame good cars of her and she so return the favor. Dry discrete and AWESOME.

"Tame good cars" got lost in the spell check machine. Not sure what you were trying to tell us. Also, not sure what is meant by 'dry' discrete (Any info on what she looks like?

But I presume there are extras. Could you post a bit more detailed info please, we appreciate more details and if extras are available or NOT.

MAHALO in advance.

**Honolulu1** · 07-06-17 20:40

Kaneohe Massage.

Kaneohe Massage experience the experience (Kaneohe).

License info: 13661.

15 years licensed and active.

Call for appointment flexible hours.

Show contact info texting prefered first. To many solisters hasseling me.

Specialised customized areas or fb treatments. I'm on facebook at Kaneohe Massage.

Naturally Gentle, deep, effective pressure and streatching. Light pressure to as needed.

Certified:

Neuromuscular Therapist.

Sports massage.

Shiatsi.

Swedish.

Injury rehabilitation.

Lowback pain treatment.

Shoulder recpvery treatment.

Whiplash.

Rositter system.

Trigger point Therapy.

Myofacial release.

Massage does your body good not milk.

Non sexual no happies.

Just a great massage!

Near by areas north shore kahulu kailua windward mall heeia boat harbor. Miomio loop.

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Miomio loop.

She used to advertise Ewa Massage but was really living in Waipahu. She's all legit. Nice gal and she does not do any extras at all. She does a great massage.