Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

Visited about 2 weeks ago, called booked setup for 30 minutes later and she text me address. Got there called to get buzzer was greeted by thin young (mid 20's) Asian in a red fishnet dress with nothing underneath. This was actually my first Apartment experience and overall it was a great experience. Girls changes regularly, my girl had actually just landed from NY. Damage was 130/150 I went for 130.

[SpartanKY]

Got a tip from a friend about the Latina place on Belmont. It was a very interesting experience. There were two girls working, one who looked like a little gremlin and one who seemed like she stepped off of a centerfold. Luckily, I got the centerfold. She goes by Bella.

Probably the worst massage of my life. Place is in a hot location, I saw two cop cars on the street when I left.

But Bella is gorgeous and her body is so fucking perfect. She's American, she's very intelligent, she's got good hygiene, and she makes you wonder what the fuck she's doing at a parlor like this. She got naked and offered mutual touch for $120, and we swapped positions on the table and had lots of fun.

Don't go there for the massage. Don't go there if you get the gremlin looking girl. Be careful about cops. But if you want a good time and you want a sexy Latina girl all over your body, go there as soon as you can.

[ChicagoCat99]

I am sure we have all had Buyers Remorse or paid too much on at least one occasion. I know I have but that is the nature of this hobby sometimes. This past January in Orlando I overpaid and was pissed at myself after. I knew better but she caught me at a weak moment. You chalk it up to a learning experience. Disputing a charge that you were fine with at the time you signed the slip is like poor sportsmanship. If you cant deal with loosing once in a while, don't play the game.

I am out.

These were great experience.

[ChicagoCat99]

I would go one step further than Bob and say that this hobby should be treated like gambling: never play with money you don't have in hand. Between letting the desire for 'fun' dig us into a financial hole we can't get out of, and the very real problem that (in the case of an 'extras' AMP) you're dealing with a 'business' that is breaking the law, a business that might decide to steal your credit card info, using a credit card is a questionable decision. Besides, if you go in with only X amount of money, the provider can't try to negotiate you up beyond what you're willing to pay.

So cash in hand, credit card somewhere else, when you walk into an AMP.

I agree.

$100 has been just fine so far ($60 +$40).

Only Latina girls suggested something, but these were gentle negotiation. They accepted my counter offer immediately.

I am out.

[ChicagoCat99]

For what it's worth it's probably better to use cash anyway. If the hobby becomes a compulsion and you use a credit card you can get in deep (no pun intended) pretty quickly. Don't spend what you don't have. As to the question of disputing the charge, you can probably get away with it once or twice. They have pretty good documentation (tip for Kelly) and they most likely have a video of you actually processing the charge yourself. So if the owner wants I suspect he can make a good case that the charge was authentic. I doubt that he would bother, but let's face, you did agree to the tip.

Thank you, man.

I will never use credit card at these places especially for extra services.

After ass massage and erection, she moved her tongue fast while talking and we can have more fun for $100.

Who can resist this?

I just wish she would not suggest anything like this. Not this much, at least.

Let me stay away from this hobby.

I am just glad it's done without much trouble.

I am letting her keep $120 after all ($60+60).

I believe it's still fair by given condition I had.

[ChicagoCat99]

Just leaving D&B,worse experience ever, arrived and had to wait 20 min but I thought it would be worth it based off review. Look at all my post and you can tell I'm no rookie, but this was the worse experience ever, stay away if you want HE. Not happening here.

Tex.

Hey, Man,

This is what I expected on that day. Just legit massage from the same girl this time.

It must not be Kelly, but I feel so used.

When I met Nicole in Jan, 2017, I had to spend $340 totally (including hotel), but still satisfied after everything was done.

It was good memory and we are still good friends.

P.S.:

She should let me get away after spending all the cash.

Still demand more.

It's the same situation as JJ massage in Schaumburg. Still asked me more and more with credit. Only difference was I did not use credit card at that time.

I will never be in those places again.

Should I negotiate? They made situation hard to do that, man.

[Bryzzo]

How'd it go. Were you pleasantly surprised?

See my post below #17376.

[E6671]

Had a nice dream the other night.

Met a cute blonde- mid-40's, tight body. MILF, soccer mom with a bod.

Started off with some mutual touch. Things obviously progressed quickly. Massaged her back, and she let me run my hands down beneath her panties and massage her ass cheeks. The Mr. Below was standing at full attention by this point, and I still had my underwear on, but I rubbed up against her.

Stood up and did a mutual back massage with a lot of kissing. Rubbed the flag pole against her mound and quickly turned her over for doggie. Held her waist and worked it for a good ten minutes. Next, laid on back and she climbed aboard for cowgirl. Again, full GFE. Held her waist and let me hands slide under her ass for total control and I controlled the rhythm. Caressed her nips and deep french kissing. Then asked her if I could flip her over for mish. Destroyed it for ten minutes. Believe she came twice. She told me how big I felt and held onto my muscles and played with my nipples. Tongue in mouth as I finished inside of her.

Amazing total experience from start to finish.

Total damage: Walk-in fee $0. Tip $0.

I gave her a quick kiss, and my wife went to take a shower. I cleaned up and went downstairs to finish watching the game and grab a water.

Great story. I remember those days but I was in my 40's.

[Pickles13]

Had a nice dream the other night.

Met a cute blonde- mid-40's, tight body. MILF, soccer mom with a bod.

Started off with some mutual touch. Things obviously progressed quickly. Massaged her back, and she let me run my hands down beneath her panties and massage her ass cheeks. The Mr. Below was standing at full attention by this point, and I still had my underwear on, but I rubbed up against her.

Stood up and did a mutual back massage with a lot of kissing. Rubbed the flag pole against her mound and quickly turned her over for doggie. Held her waist and worked it for a good ten minutes. Next, laid on back and she climbed aboard for cowgirl. Again, full GFE. Held her waist and let me hands slide under her ass for total control and I controlled the rhythm. Caressed her nips and deep french kissing. Then asked her if I could flip her over for mish. Destroyed it for ten minutes. Believe she came twice. She told me how big I felt and held onto my muscles and played with my nipples. Tongue in mouth as I finished inside of her.

Amazing total experience from start to finish.

Total damage: Walk-in fee $0. Tip $0.

I gave her a quick kiss, and my wife went to take a shower. I cleaned up and went downstairs to finish watching the game and grab a water.

[Pickles13]

I have used a credit card several times and always stood next to them to make sure they put in the right amount. I used to frequent a friends place in the west burbs and she used an IPAD with the swipping hardware attached. I watched her put in the amount every time. I used a credit card at a ho house and once again stood right there while she input the charge. With that due diligence, never an issue. You disputed the charge and your bank should have no problem only authorizing what you say. I've disputed in the past and my bank always agreed with me as they should.

Got a legit massage once in River North on Clark Street. This is going back 11 or 12 years ago. The lady at the front desk manually entered the amount as she scanned by credit card but accidentally punched in the wrong number. Instead of $100, she charged $500. WTF. It was a Saturday late afternoon or Sunday, so we couldn't get a hold of anyone at the credit card company initially. Takes the fun out of a nice relaxing massage when you're dialing the credit card company in a sweat immediately afterwards.

[FeedTheBirds]

I've been looking for a good latina spot. Stopped by vida and the girl in front sorta gave me an attitude so I opted out. Me usual go to spot is Belmont Spa but it's AMP. I've been slowly building more and more trust with this one girl that gave me her number there. I feel like more will come soon. But so far only HJ. Anybody had more luck there? If I can't find a good latina spot I'll just keep going to Belmont.

[TexTrainer]

I was in this Glen Ellyn spa before. At that time, there was a young Chinese girl, Tian.

My plan was just having one hour massage without table shower for $50 and paying $20 tip for legit.

I checked 4 massage places on the way: Elite in Medinah, The one near Roselle station, Yongshi Spa, Sun spa on Roosevelt. I did not like MTs very much.

When I was there, it was very luscious looking MILF (39). Glamour. Nice make up. Short salon dress showing expensive patterned stocking and boobs.

I chose $60 option including table shower. Tian never touched my ass, but this lady, Kelly cleaned me thoroughly in shower (15 min).

When she wiped me out, she was sitting in front of me to wipe my legs. Her face was in front of my penis, so I felt strange.

She gave me hard massage for about 20 minutes. Here is unique thing.

At the end of back massage, she spread my legs and came between. She did not poke ass, but she gave me thorough massage around it. Sort of acupressure. And, she massaged the area between penis and ass (prostate?). My penis was totally erected.

She suggested mutual touch with CBJ for $100. She let me lick her boobs. She licked my nipples as if she gave BJ on them.

I have not had BJ for a while, so I expected much. But, her CBJ was like the pretty much the same as HJ to me.

$60 massage with table shower + $100 for CBJ, mutual touch = $160.

Probably 45-50 minutes spent totally.

In massage wise, Cindy was better. Look and extra service, this girl, Kelly is better (especially look).

I guess it's time for me to stop this hobby. Too much money.

Thank you, guys.

Just leaving D&B,worse experience ever, arrived and had to wait 20 min but I thought it would be worth it based off review. Look at all my post and you can tell I'm no rookie, but this was the worse experience ever, stay away if you want HE. Not happening here.

Tex.

[Castlerae]

For what it's worth it's probably better to use cash anyway. If the hobby becomes a compulsion and you use a credit card you can get in deep (no pun intended) pretty quickly. Don't spend what you don't have. As to the question of disputing the charge, you can probably get away with it once or twice. They have pretty good documentation (tip for Kelly) and they most likely have a video of you actually processing the charge yourself. So if the owner wants I suspect he can make a good case that the charge was authentic. I doubt that he would bother, but let's face, you did agree to the tip.

I would go one step further than Bob and say that this hobby should be treated like gambling: never play with money you don't have in hand. Between letting the desire for 'fun' dig us into a financial hole we can't get out of, and the very real problem that (in the case of an 'extras' AMP) you're dealing with a 'business' that is breaking the law, a business that might decide to steal your credit card info, using a credit card is a questionable decision. Besides, if you go in with only X amount of money, the provider can't try to negotiate you up beyond what you're willing to pay.

So cash in hand, credit card somewhere else, when you walk into an AMP.

[E6671]

Someone ought to take this guy under their wings and explain the world to him.

I am sure we have all had Buyers Remorse or paid too much on at least one occasion. I know I have but that is the nature of this hobby sometimes. This past January in Orlando I overpaid and was pissed at myself after. I knew better but she caught me at a weak moment. You chalk it up to a learning experience. Disputing a charge that you were fine with at the time you signed the slip is like poor sportsmanship. If you cant deal with loosing once in a while, don't play the game.

[DMichaels69]

I did not know that but I don't monger there. Thanks for the report.

Don't know if this has been reported yet here, but Mercy's Chinatown spa is closed. I noticed a big orange sticker placed on the door by the City of Chicago when I was in Chinatown yesterday. Yet another classic AMP bites the dust in the Windy City.