Massage Parlor Reports

[WoodYee]

Have any of you guys been to this spot? It was on Dale and Cerritos in Stanton.

On RM it shows as closed. Anyone have any idea what happened? This place was great!

-Woodyee.

[Funforcefive]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I laughed along with that awesome Tanya review. Her attitude, persona completely matched with what I remember when seeing her a few months back.

It too was my first time seeing her and it seemed she was guarded (and it was early afternoon). I haven't bothered going back, that "mannequin" remark hit spot on in my experience.

But given your thoughts that she may have better attitude, maybe I'll go back and hopefully have better time. Maybe she's just more comfortable with regulars.

Last time I saw Tanya was around 3 PM on a weekday and she said she just started. Her attitude is much better and she lets you do a lot more at this time versus later in the day.

[GameBoy1209]

Hey guys found this asian chick online any info on her.

http://www.********.com/fullerton/Es...incall/1927868

[Rim Job]

I've been out of town for about a year now and it seems like my ATM lisa from Health Massage at Westminster is no longer there.

Sigh. Her services were really fucking good.

Does anyone have any info on her?

I would really appreciate it.

I can use some nice prostate release.

[Lovergrrl]

So are there two MP's in that building now? If so, I've been to the one in the front by the entrance many times in the past, and they're nothing special, just your usual are&T.

The pictures of the girls in the ad for the nuru place on backpage look like typical fakes, but the ad says they are "100% Real Picture. " If they look anything like the ones in the pictures though, I may need to check it out this weekend.

I think that there are at LEAST two. Probably more like 3 or maybe even 4.

The one I been to is in the back, #109. The girls I saw were Lola & Stacy, and they are the girls in the BP pics.

[keitho1981]

Your best bet for a non-Asian, full bodied, erotic nuru experience, with extras, would be Rhia, IMO. Avoid the other one that I mentioned, as she's currently dealing with some drama. Rhia isn't really a sweet, submissive, soft spoken girl, if that's what you're looking for. She has a bit of a husky voice, is assertive, likes to be in control of the situation. Usually chews gum and cracks it during the session, which can be annoying. But her oral skills are above average and she gets the job done with that nice rack of hers. Asian girls, especially the Vietnamese, love to upsell, which is a major turn off for me and a big reason why I no longer frequent AMP's.

Dutch.

I can't find a Rhia in BP. Is it Rhea? http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...-town/99952697.

Thanks!

[Meshugga]

Yeah that's the place.

FSV = FS.

So are there two MP's in that building now? If so, I've been to the one in the front by the entrance many times in the past, and they're nothing special, just your usual are&T.

The pictures of the girls in the ad for the nuru place on backpage look like typical fakes, but the ad says they are "100% Real Picture. " If they look anything like the ones in the pictures though, I may need to check it out this weekend.

[Wj0272]

I ran into this review (TER I'd: 326466) and I was wondering if anyone else has seen her. I've communicated some with her. She looks great and sounds legit. Anyone?

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3970715-326466

[BigFish999]

Do you guys have any experience in this places?

1. Bali Foot, WM. $30/ HR BP add w / expectations.

2. Sprite, SA. $30/ HR and BP add says ask for gentleman special.

Also went to young zi, asked for Sandie, she was not avail on Thursday, so I got Mica if I remember, she was prob 22 yo, cute and pretty, slim and tiny, but sadly nothing received, I tried a lot. Jimmy went up 3 times and hard, but the 1st and 2nd time she covered it, 3rd time she rubbed my leg and barely touched it over the blanket, this lasted the last 10 min, time's up and over. Tipped just $15. I don't know if I didn't made it clear and missed something.

[Lovergrrl]

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

Yeah that's the place.

FSV = FS.

[Fe Maiden]

What is "FSV"?

Are you serious Clark? Sorry for the Christmas vacation reference.

[Leche]

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

No full service, no sex.

[Xmul22]

A couple of days ago I went back to the nuru place in LF again and requested an Asian. I got Stacy, a young Asian / French chick. Really cute with great hands. I asked for a regular massage, but they put me in a large room with a table that also had a large inflatable raft that they use for nuru. I'm guessing that they must use real nuru gel to warrant having to use an inflatable boat to slip & slide around on.

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

[Lovergrrl]

Those back page ads have TGTBT photos of their girls, but your's and BoulderBoy's review got me interested! Do they use gel, or oil?

They use a light oil that is fairly easy to remove with a wet towel or shower, and they do the nuru on a regular massage table. Not even a plastic sheet under you.

A couple of days ago I went back to the nuru place in LF again and requested an Asian. I got Stacy, a young Asian / French chick. Really cute with great hands. I asked for a regular massage, but they put me in a large room with a table that also had a large inflatable raft that they use for nuru. I'm guessing that they must use real nuru gel to warrant having to use an inflatable boat to slip & slide around on.

[SlappySalami]

I ve never been to Massage parlors before, this was my first time.

I go to Passion around 3 pm and go in and sit there. 2 minutes later an Asian lady probably 28-35 ish came near the window. I said I want a massage and I ll try swedish. 50 for 45 minutes.

She was like "we don't do massages here. " Then I said "May I see Tanya?

She leaves and Tanya comes to the window. She was like "What do you want, tell me? I ask "massage? She was like "we don't do massages here and closed the window".

Then I go back and sit on the couch and I was starstruck looking at her face and body she looks like one of those sorority chicks with big titties.

. . .

Fucking hilarious review, especially because of all the "queefing. " It's usually just trapped air, and can be embarassing for everybody, but it doesn't smell or anything, since it's not composed of fermented gases such as farts are.

You are lucky you are still young and able to fuck without cumming. That is good for relationships, but in the world of providers, they really don't like that. They fuck guys all day and all week, so their pussies are raw and worn from friction. They prefer older guys who will cum quickly and get out, so they can move on to the next trick.

But great review, funny as hell. Keep posting!