Massage Parlor Reports

[Meshugga]

Yeah that's the place.

FSV = FS.

So are there two MP's in that building now? If so, I've been to the one in the front by the entrance many times in the past, and they're nothing special, just your usual are&T.

The pictures of the girls in the ad for the nuru place on backpage look like typical fakes, but the ad says they are "100% Real Picture. " If they look anything like the ones in the pictures though, I may need to check it out this weekend.

[Wj0272]

I ran into this review (TER I'd: 326466) and I was wondering if anyone else has seen her. I've communicated some with her. She looks great and sounds legit. Anyone?

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3970715-326466

[BigFish999]

Do you guys have any experience in this places?

1. Bali Foot, WM. $30/ HR BP add w / expectations.

2. Sprite, SA. $30/ HR and BP add says ask for gentleman special.

Also went to young zi, asked for Sandie, she was not avail on Thursday, so I got Mica if I remember, she was prob 22 yo, cute and pretty, slim and tiny, but sadly nothing received, I tried a lot. Jimmy went up 3 times and hard, but the 1st and 2nd time she covered it, 3rd time she rubbed my leg and barely touched it over the blanket, this lasted the last 10 min, time's up and over. Tipped just $15. I don't know if I didn't made it clear and missed something.

[Lovergrrl]

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

Yeah that's the place.

FSV = FS.

[Fe Maiden]

What is "FSV"?

Are you serious Clark? Sorry for the Christmas vacation reference.

[Leche]

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

No full service, no sex.

[Xmul22]

A couple of days ago I went back to the nuru place in LF again and requested an Asian. I got Stacy, a young Asian / French chick. Really cute with great hands. I asked for a regular massage, but they put me in a large room with a table that also had a large inflatable raft that they use for nuru. I'm guessing that they must use real nuru gel to warrant having to use an inflatable boat to slip & slide around on.

I was trying to see what LF place you were talking about. Found a nuru backpage ad that mentions their location as, "Corner El Toro / Muirlands across from Elephant Cafe". It also says, "No fsv, please do not ask."

What is "FSV"?

Google turned up, "Escort Tug, Anchor Handling Tug, Fast Supply Vessel." The first few words lead me to believe that I was getting the answer I was looking for.

[Lovergrrl]

Those back page ads have TGTBT photos of their girls, but your's and BoulderBoy's review got me interested! Do they use gel, or oil?

They use a light oil that is fairly easy to remove with a wet towel or shower, and they do the nuru on a regular massage table. Not even a plastic sheet under you.

A couple of days ago I went back to the nuru place in LF again and requested an Asian. I got Stacy, a young Asian / French chick. Really cute with great hands. I asked for a regular massage, but they put me in a large room with a table that also had a large inflatable raft that they use for nuru. I'm guessing that they must use real nuru gel to warrant having to use an inflatable boat to slip & slide around on.

[SlappySalami]

I ve never been to Massage parlors before, this was my first time.

I go to Passion around 3 pm and go in and sit there. 2 minutes later an Asian lady probably 28-35 ish came near the window. I said I want a massage and I ll try swedish. 50 for 45 minutes.

She was like "we don't do massages here. " Then I said "May I see Tanya?

She leaves and Tanya comes to the window. She was like "What do you want, tell me? I ask "massage? She was like "we don't do massages here and closed the window".

Then I go back and sit on the couch and I was starstruck looking at her face and body she looks like one of those sorority chicks with big titties.

. . .

Fucking hilarious review, especially because of all the "queefing. " It's usually just trapped air, and can be embarassing for everybody, but it doesn't smell or anything, since it's not composed of fermented gases such as farts are.

You are lucky you are still young and able to fuck without cumming. That is good for relationships, but in the world of providers, they really don't like that. They fuck guys all day and all week, so their pussies are raw and worn from friction. They prefer older guys who will cum quickly and get out, so they can move on to the next trick.

But great review, funny as hell. Keep posting!

[Member #5491]

What's the best place for HJ or possibly BJ and DATY in Cypress? Prefer young A Girls.

I'm new to this whole thing. So, first time posting. I've been to 2 places in cypress. One I frequent, Royal, is stellar massage, but that's all. I've been twice to another on Ball rd where I received good sensual massage & good HJ (. 5 house for hr / . 4 tip) Had 2 diff girls. Helen 30's; Judy 40's. Not young, but both were sexy & on their game. (how does it work on here? Is it ok to post the name of the place on here? Just want to be safe & low key).

Any Cypress spots you've been to?

Dwells10.

[Xmul22]

Yeah I got a Filipina named Naomi on my visit last week. Decent body but a bit of a buttah face. Got the job done nicely and tipped her. 40.

Those back page ads have TGTBT photos of their girls, but your's and BoulderBoy's review got me interested! Do they use gel, or oil?

[Mondo72]

Have any of you guys ever had a masseuse slap your ass while she's taking care of business from behind? It it unusual or a normal occurrence? I had it happen today and she seemed to really enjoy it. More than I did, LOL.

Hey Lover,

Yeah, I've had this happened a few times thru the years. I think it's more of a "you perv you" kind of way on her part and it's fun.

Also, I've found thru different GF's and women in our hobby that most women get turn on by our "cute" asses.

Noticed also, that after the flip they were extremely friendly and more than happy to offer other options. LOL.

Mondo.

[Lovergrrl]

Have any of you guys ever had a masseuse slap your ass while she's taking care of business from behind? It it unusual or a normal occurrence? I had it happen today and she seemed to really enjoy it. More than I did, LOL.

[BoulderBoy]

Had a fun time at Mimosa Spa on Chapman. It was an ad I found in backpage when searching for nuru. Betty was her name, I think. Italian bombshell. Amazing tits and beautiful petite body. No FS but it was fun. $ and she was cool with .20 tip even though she asked for .40.

I forgot to mention that it was a nuru session. My only complaint is that the body glide was only on my back. HJ when I flipped. I had fun reaching over and grabbing her tits, however.

[Take Today Off]

I've noticed a few AMPs on Imperial but have never walked in. Any positive experiences?