Strip Club Reports

[Rithro]

Seems like big fake titties are becoming more and more rare among entertainers everywhere. Who has the biggest, best fakers in the Detroit area? Any suggestions? The only good fake ones I've seen so far is Camila at Henry North and Kari at Bogart's.

Anyone have any other suggestions?

Elle and Courtney at Penthouse, both on day shift. Elle only works Tuesdays and Thursdays. Tried to catch her there a couple of weeks ago but the bouncer only said "I haven't seen her. I hope she shows up," and unfortunately she never did. Don't know Courtney's schedule but I've only seen her on day shift during the week.

Elle is tall and slender with straight dirty-blonde hair iirc. Definitely eye-catching when she plays with her boobs and tugs at her nipples onstage. Courtney's body is one of the best I've seen.

[GHouse313]

Didn't even stop only 3 cars in parking lot at 8 45 pm this evening and went last night the new girls keep quitting getting run off by management and regular dancers.

[PolishTheTurd]

First and last time visiting. I was having a great time tipping by the stage but I hadn't bought a drink in 30 minutes so the bouncer came over, real condescending, like he was my new waitress. I didn't like the way he talked to me, I am used to being treated much better at other clubs. There were some real pretty entertainers, my waitress was a total sweetheart (she was the most attractive lady there). I read through their google reviews and there is someone else with a similar complaint.

I did get a dance, it was worth it. Shame because I am stuck here until Monday morning, if I didn't have that experience I would have been back again Sunday with another pile of money but maybe I should thank him for saving me money.

Sorry too hear that Parker Ave. That prick of a bouncer needs to be put in his place. Not chasing away customers. Glad you kept your cool, you sound like a guy we would all like to hang out with at the strip club with.

[Emilio Largo]

If she's the girl I think she is no extras were on the menu when she first started. She absolutely gorgeous with a body to boot.

Pocahontas only started out at as a no extras girl because she used to work at Bouzouki's in Greektown where there are no extras.

[Emilio Largo]

I share your enthusiasm for giant bolt ons, come on guys, let's hear where we can find them!

Rachel Rocketts at Bouzouki's in Greektown whenever there is a sporting event in downtown Detroit (e. G. Tigers, Redwings, Lions, etc.).

[Parker Ave]

First and last time visiting. I was having a great time tipping by the stage but I hadn't bought a drink in 30 minutes so the bouncer came over, real condescending, like he was my new waitress. I didn't like the way he talked to me, I am used to being treated much better at other clubs. There were some real pretty entertainers, my waitress was a total sweetheart (she was the most attractive lady there). I read through their google reviews and there is someone else with a similar complaint.

I did get a dance, it was worth it. Shame because I am stuck here until Monday morning, if I didn't have that experience I would have been back again Sunday with another pile of money but maybe I should thank him for saving me money.

[Riddick1983]

OTC usually means "out of the club", she offers extras away from work.

I always called it "take out."

[JVisaGod]

Went into BT's around 1 pm today to start my weekend off right. There were only a few girls there when I arrived but more were strolling in pretty steadily. My first VIP trip was with Cybill. She claimed to be fairly new to dancing and I believe it because she seemed nervous. She seemed at least part Hispanic, probably a 6. 5/10. Normal body, no baby damage but nothing special. We agree on 1 for BJ. Once we get into the VIP she seemed eager to get right down to business which is fine. She tried to get me to wear a hat but said I looked clean so it was fine going bb. Solid mouth game and she paid much attention to the step children. Finished with cim and she swallowed all of it. A very pleasant surprise. I don't think FS is in the cards with her but for 1 I would repeat the bbbjcims.

Took a little break to reload then went back with Jenna. 20 year old tall brunette with a toned body and small B's. Face is probably a 6 but the body is a 9 and so is her personality. We agreed on 1. 2 for BBBJ and I started with daty. She was super into it and came in a few minutes. She was very eager to start returning the favor and holy mother of god she has no gag reflex. She did this thing where she would take it all in then swirl her tounge around it. Best BJ I've ever had by far. Since I already popped one off an hour earlier I offered another. 8 for cfs. Every position was available and she never once seemed like she didn't enjoy it. She also enjoyed kissing. This is the type of girl I would go out of my way to be a regular.

By the time I came out there were around 12-15 girls with 6-7 customers. Mostly 6's and 7's but there were a few 8's too. I hit the jackpot today fellas.

[fastmacx]

Seems like big fake titties are becoming more and more rare among entertainers everywhere. Who has the biggest, best fakers in the Detroit area? Any suggestions? The only good fake ones I've seen so far is Camila at Henry North and Kari at Bogart's.

Anyone have any other suggestions?

I see Cody at Centerfolds. She has D cup bolt ons that look pretty good! She is a hot blonde to go with the boobs! I usually go in on weekends and see her there.

[Electronman]

If she's the girl I think she is no extras were on the menu when she first started. She absolutely gorgeous with a body to boot.

Thanks for the update. Need to check her out. What do you mean OTC?

Pocahontas? Highly recommended based on a private dance at Criket about 2 months ago.

[Hoser]

I hit a few clubs the last time I was in town and on advice from posters here stayed at a place near H8. Coli fits me better (I like it a lot) and was wondering if there was a safe-ish place nearer to there? It is 8 mile I know.

[PBone11]

Thanks for the update. Need to check her out. What do you mean OTC?

OTC usually means "out of the club", she offers extras away from work.

[DetroitRedWing]

Went to BT's in Dearborn for a day shift. Normally don't wind up going back with a girl who puts on the hard sell, but Destiny (-- black, small tits, nice ass, a little too thin on top and in face -- was draping herself on me and playing with my dick at the bar. Was on a bit of a time crunch to find a good VIP dance so I took the bait and went back with her. She got naked immediately, started lap dancing and quickly asked 'can I pull it out?' We agreed on $120 for FS but little did I know she didn't plan to use a condom. I let little head make the decision -- yeah, I know, go ahead, torch me for it -- and we fucked doggie, MISH awkwardly on the sofa, and her in my lap. She came twice quietly. She looked pretty high honestly -- and then hopped off and finished me with a 5-minute BBBJCIM. I kicked myself later for going BB and wouldn't go back for seconds, only because she looked pretty high and desperate in retrospect. I usually make better choices and decisions.

[DetroitRedWing]

Thanks for the update. Need to check her out. What do you mean OTC?

Outside the club. Extras available before or after work.

[Mrtim495]

That would be here stage name and it was night shift. I believe she works both nights and days depending on the day. I did get a real name and offered OTC but haven't pulled the trigger.

Thanks for the update. Need to check her out. What do you mean OTC?