Streetwalker Reports

[Coochie Eater]

Love the reference to smelling like a goat. Never heard that before when discussing a lady on this forum, but it does seem to be appropriate. Maybe we should use it more often because it does make a point.

I roomed with a back-to-the-land hippie in college. He had goats. The billy had two strikes against him. Number one, he'd get out, then climb to the roof of my other roommate's Volkwagen. Roommate #2 was not happy. Second, the fucker was friendly (the goat, not roommate #2. Roommate #2 was a prick.) The goat would come up to you and rub on you. You couldn't get the smell out of your clothes. Washed, with fabric softener and ammonia, you could still smell the redolence of goat. We hated the fucking thing so bad that we first named him Nixon, and second we had him butchered and roasted. That's when I discovered that goat, even old goat, is not bad eating.

I'm not suggesting cannibalism for smelly streetwalkers, but if you've never smelled goat before, I would avoid the two legged kind.

Coochie (goat eater) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. A friend of mine used goats to break his coon hounds from trailing deer. The fucking things smell like deer, apparently, and a dog locked in a shed with a goat for a week will not want that smell in his nose ever again. I agree, and I've only had the thing rub on my blue jeans.

[HuntingStreets]

A bit of a scare the other day as I was on my to pick up Jamie at a prearranged location. As I was going down a side street just off Greenfield a squad dropped in right on my bumper. About 2 blocks later at a cross street another dropped in behind the first. Prepping my story as I had no one and nothing in my car they stopped to question some guy loading or unloading a van.

A quick message to Jamie changed the meeting location to even further away. She walked over without complaint. Scooped her fast and got the hell out of the Loops.

The cream she got from her Dr seems to be helping somewhat with the acne and facial scars. Very pleasant to chat with. She is indeed a people pleaser and takes instruction very well. No leather dick for me with this one. BBBJCIMWS.

P19.

[HuntingStreets]

"CICLOVIA". That's a new one to me. Google says it's the closing of streets so they are only open to bicycles and pedestrians. I call it a good way to shut down a stroll for the day. Greenfield is closed from 16th to 27th, 27th from Greenfield to National, National from 27th to 16th and 16th from National to Greenfield. Traffic is snarled every which way and unless the ladies are headed South to Mitchell or Lincoln nobodies working today. Stay home in the A / C.

[Waldo999]

You are lucky she was showered. That shaved beaver is inviting but the last time I saw her she smelled like a goat. I have a sensitive smell reaction that really kills the mood I'm in. I'm glad you enjoyed her. I have from time to time.

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Love the reference to smelling like a goat. Never heard that before when discussing a lady on this forum, but it does seem to be appropriate. Maybe we should use it more often because it does make a point.

[SoccerFan4245]

You are lucky she was showered. That shaved beaver is inviting but the last time I saw her she smelled like a goat. I have a sensitive smell reaction that really kills the mood I'm in. I'm glad you enjoyed her. I have from time to time.

I'll respond to the gent who asked about Magenta in the BP section. Here's my experience this morning: I was driving west on L and saw a long-haired redhead get into a vehicle. My first thought was, "damn, if that's Magenta I missed my opportunity by seconds. " That woman and I had been trading texts for months and our schedules never aligned. Original sighting was on 7th. By the time I got to 20th I decided to double back in case they couldn't strike a deal (I never do that). I headed back east and there she was, in front of the gas station. Holy shit, it's her! Made eye contact, turned right and she hopped in, introducing herself as Michelle. Her eyes are unmistakably recognizable though, I knew exactly who she was. We did a quick LE check and I said I loved mutual oral if the situation is right. Magenta said she just showered and off we went to a safe spot. I drive a coupe and told her how I wished my back seat was more 69-friendly. Magenta said we should give it a try and before I knew it her sweet pussy was grinding my face as she slurped my shaft. She came first, I came next. Great time with a nice lady. She talks a lot, this lady has seen a lot of shit in her life but seems to be a naturally happy person. So glad I doubled back!

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[Curious Jack]

I'll respond to the gent who asked about Magenta in the BP section. Here's my experience this morning: I was driving west on L and saw a long-haired redhead get into a vehicle. My first thought was, "damn, if that's Magenta I missed my opportunity by seconds. " That woman and I had been trading texts for months and our schedules never aligned. Original sighting was on 7th. By the time I got to 20th I decided to double back in case they couldn't strike a deal (I never do that). I headed back east and there she was, in front of the gas station. Holy shit, it's her! Made eye contact, turned right and she hopped in, introducing herself as Michelle. Her eyes are unmistakably recognizable though, I knew exactly who she was. We did a quick LE check and I said I loved mutual oral if the situation is right. Magenta said she just showered and off we went to a safe spot. I drive a coupe and told her how I wished my back seat was more 69-friendly. Magenta said we should give it a try and before I knew it her sweet pussy was grinding my face as she slurped my shaft. She came first, I came next. Great time with a nice lady. She talks a lot, this lady has seen a lot of shit in her life but seems to be a naturally happy person. So glad I doubled back!

[ScooterAllCity]

I'll vouch for it. Same number I got from P19 for Jamie who he has reviewed several times. Since LEO also likely monitors this board I'm not it was wise to post the general location, but she is legit.

That's good to hear.

[ThotSlap]

Very interesting first post. Believable though? I have absolutely NO idea! Good grammar, spelling and correct punctuation, sure makes you wonder.

Writes better then most mongers here LOL. Good info on what's happening on the streets. It will cool off if these girls just stay away from the church on 23 d and gf.

[HuntingStreets]

Very interesting first post. Believable though? I have absolutely NO idea! Good grammar, spelling and correct punctuation, sure makes you wonder.

I'll vouch for it. Same number I got from P19 for Jamie who he has reviewed several times. Since LEO also likely monitors this board I'm not it was wise to post the general location, but she is legit.

[Like Head]

Very interesting first post. Believable though? I have absolutely NO idea! Good grammar, spelling and correct punctuation, sure makes you wonder.

The number come back to some dude on FB no clue if it is real or not but I did see a ton of cops on my way to work and was harassing a girl on 14th and G.

[ScooterAllCity]

There's a sweep this morning! Just got stopped and luckily, even with the warrants my unpaid tickets have produced they only dropped me off at the Benedict Center on 2nd and Orchard. It's one of them any resource center available to us women out here, although they don't open until 9. If any of you men are too nervous to cruise, I'm around the area stated above, or you can text me. Triple 8, double0, double 6. That's Jamie. (The "spinnerish" one! 😁.

Very interesting first post. Believable though? I have absolutely NO idea! Good grammar, spelling and correct punctuation, sure makes you wonder.

[HuntingStreets]

Came up Greenfield this morning on my way to work and it looked like a major crackdown was underway. Lots of LEO and a few SW's being loaded in cars / vans. May be a good morning to stay home and cut the lawn.

[JamieLoveSit82]

There's a sweep this morning! Just got stopped and luckily, even with the warrants my unpaid tickets have produced they only dropped me off at the Benedict Center on 2nd and Orchard. It's one of them any resource center available to us women out here, although they don't open until 9. If any of you men are too nervous to cruise, I'm around the area stated above, or you can text me. Triple 8, double0, double 6. That's Jamie. (The "spinnerish" one! 😁.

[MrSixInches]

Saw for the first time this year SW in the low 30's on Lisbon. One BSW looked like a great trip and the other I don't think would fit on my passenger or back seats very well. The thinner athletic BSW has her black hair half dyed Maroon.

I was on that strip Saturday night there were some nice looking SW out, Picked up one named Bee BBBJCIM damage was. 20 might try her out again.

[Agrego]

Saw for the first time this year SW in the low 30's on Lisbon. One BSW looked like a great trip and the other I don't think would fit on my passenger or back seats very well. The thinner athletic BSW has her black hair half dyed Maroon.