Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[AlexRodriguez]

Decided to see Mjayy for a solo session, as she is supposedly a newer provider and she usually doubles up with TaylorMade4 You, who is a real firecracker in her own right. Decided on a hhr appointment which was all handled by text. Showed up at a popular low end motel in Cypress, parked and got her room number. Just so happened that I was parked right in front of her room, so there wasn't that awkward walking around looking conspicuous thing going on. Knocked on the door, she opened up and I was greeted with a hug by a slightly older than advertised, stocky MILF with some acne scarring on her face, although her makeup helped. We both got undressed completely, or at least I did, while continuing to engage in small talk. I tried to kiss her, but was nicely informed that kissing wasn't on the menu. Usually, that's a deal breaker for me and to her credit, she offered to bring in TaylorMade to finish up my session with GFE, but I wanted to ride this one out to see how things would progress. Decent tits, she's very responsive to DATY and she got extremely wet in the process. I slid up a few times, hoping for more, but she insisted on using a cover. I asked for a BJ, which she willingly obliged BB. I always find it amusing when a provider refuses to kiss, yet is open to BBBJ. In any case, her oral skills were okay, not very wet or enthusiastic, but she got the job done. $100 for hhr. It was a little annoying that she kept her knee high rainbow athletic socks on the whole time and she pulled her bra down to give me access without removing it entirely.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/47480

Dutch.

Thanks for the review, Dutch. I guess I won't be partaking in any doubles with her and Taylor.

[DutchTreat]

Decided to see Mjayy for a solo session, as she is supposedly a newer provider and she usually doubles up with TaylorMade4 You, who is a real firecracker in her own right. Decided on a hhr appointment which was all handled by text. Showed up at a popular low end motel in Cypress, parked and got her room number. Just so happened that I was parked right in front of her room, so there wasn't that awkward walking around looking conspicuous thing going on. Knocked on the door, she opened up and I was greeted with a hug by a slightly older than advertised, stocky MILF with some acne scarring on her face, although her makeup helped. We both got undressed completely, or at least I did, while continuing to engage in small talk. I tried to kiss her, but was nicely informed that kissing wasn't on the menu. Usually, that's a deal breaker for me and to her credit, she offered to bring in TaylorMade to finish up my session with GFE, but I wanted to ride this one out to see how things would progress. Decent tits, she's very responsive to DATY and she got extremely wet in the process. I slid up a few times, hoping for more, but she insisted on using a cover. I asked for a BJ, which she willingly obliged BB. I always find it amusing when a provider refuses to kiss, yet is open to BBBJ. In any case, her oral skills were okay, not very wet or enthusiastic, but she got the job done. $100 for hhr. It was a little annoying that she kept her knee high rainbow athletic socks on the whole time and she pulled her bra down to give me access without removing it entirely.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/47480

Dutch.

[SCJohn]

As reported in the LA Humaniplex Thread. Post #7466.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SassyLilKitten

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sassykitten

[Inygma]

Hey all, I am from northern california, in town for a conference. I was wondering if any of you have suggestions for a 1 hour rendezvous around Lake Forest area. Looking for MSOG, prefer asian / latina, but any is fine =) Thanks! I can do Out or Incall.

[GoRanger]

Hey bro.

Can you confirm it is actually her on the pic and not one of those fake pics? She looks very yummy. I want to try her out. Thanks.

Current rates FYI.

Hi there, my rates are hr 400/350 (prebook), hhr 250 and qq 200. GFE, BBBJ, dfk, daty, if anything else feel free to ask I'm open minded.

Video +125.

Cim +80.

Camel slide +180.

Pics +60 $.

No greek.

[Asian_Pimp]

Hey bro.

Can you confirm it is actually her on the pic and not one of those fake pics? She looks very yummy. I want to try her out. Thanks.

Waow my head still spinning treat her good guys flexible perfect ass amazing time I'm sure she will become more popular can't wait to see her again I believe she's in Irvine on Monday! Love it thank me later guys what a gem.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/46393

[Dolato]

No idea of the smell of her poji but her rates would keep me away. 510 bucks total for a la carte for GFE, +camel slide, +cim HHR.

Damn, I've had her on my list for a while, but had no idea what her rate is. I'll need to ask for the menu. I hate it when there's a bunch of addons.

[Alexander314]

Can you verify f she has a smelly vagina? Per several mongers claim its not so fresh in the vagina.

I spent a good amount of time down there and it was clean.

[GoRanger]

Can you verify f she has a smelly vagina? Per several mongers claim its not so fresh in the vagina.

No idea of the smell of her poji but her rates would keep me away. 510 bucks total for a la carte for GFE, +camel slide, +cim HHR.

[HapaBoy86]

Waow my head still spinning treat her good guys flexible perfect ass amazing time I'm sure she will become more popular can't wait to see her again I believe she's in Irvine on Monday! Love it thank me later guys what a gem.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/46393

Can you verify f she has a smelly vagina? Per several mongers claim its not so fresh in the vagina.

[LoveItBB]

Waow my head still spinning treat her good guys flexible perfect ass amazing time I'm sure she will become more popular can't wait to see her again I believe she's in Irvine on Monday! Love it thank me later guys what a gem.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/46393

[GroovieFan]

I've seen Kity-K a couple times in the last few months. She's cleaned up some of her vices since the wacky blogging days (at least she said she has). She's a total sweetheart, very easy to talk to and a cute face. Her body is not slender but not fat, she's kind treading in that middle ground of thick. Her boobies are like soft pillows of fun. Not very responsive though. Her services were very good when I saw her. Lots of DFK, BBBJ, CS, FS and I shot a load between those beautiful soft melons. No CIM or CIP. She's worth a visit if you're in the area.

Jet.

She is the former Ana. Who created a lot of talk. She had a drinking problem which is gone now. She is much more stable. But she is pretty high priced for an hour. And her extras are available but at about 200 for extras.

[JetSkiRulz]

Kity-K looks familiar. Is she the Brazilian who ran headlong into a shitload of drama a few years ago? What was her old profile name? I remember going to see her and could tell that she had some beautiful tits hiding under her clothes but the bottom half of her body was freakishly large that didn't match her thin upper body. She really liked history; more specifically the Nazis (In a historical way, not a neo-nazi renaissance kind of way). She had very good English and was very articulate. She proceeded to tell me that somebody raped her earlier that day and she couldn't stomach being with a man that day. I knew enough to reckon to recognize a recipe for chaos when I saw one, so I just played nice and backed the hell out of there as soon as I could do so safely without either of us removing our clothes or me spending cash money.

Any intel on Kity-K?

I've seen Kity-K a couple times in the last few months. She's cleaned up some of her vices since the wacky blogging days (at least she said she has). She's a total sweetheart, very easy to talk to and a cute face. Her body is not slender but not fat, she's kind treading in that middle ground of thick. Her boobies are like soft pillows of fun. Not very responsive though. Her services were very good when I saw her. Lots of DFK, BBBJ, CS, FS and I shot a load between those beautiful soft melons. No CIM or CIP. She's worth a visit if you're in the area.

Jet.

[DJones]

No doubles, but she did tell me about her & her friend and how they do a BBBJ / RIM combo. Sounds good to me.

And, I hear you about getting the full hhr. I was probably done in 15 min, tops. LOL!

I've done the double with Taylor and Carly. Totally fun and totally worth it. Taylor's one of my favorites because she has a slightly wacky personality.

[Dolato]

You see this ho run. Never has issues of stealing with HX ladies before this girl. She into grab & run, you see her run the other side.

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EmpressAveryLuxe

She's been on the site, I believe with the QOD group. Don't recall seeing any rob reports on her. You seem to have a solid network on HX so no reason to doubt you and your experience. Did she grab the money and run out the room, or was it a meet in the parking lot and let me go get my room deal?