Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Member #5598]

Saw her the other day after I responded on her ad in CL. Seems like she's seen a lot of people. She is way out there in terms of distance.

She looks older and saggier than the pics. Incredible set of breasts, a little on the heavy side (the boobs), wow. She likes it rough and she likes to be handled hard. I came, I saw, I left. She kind of abruptly stopped the whole thing while I was missionary with her, which was annoying, because she is really tight and I finally got my groove going. Claimed her partner was coming home soon.

It ended. I didn't care for drive, that she smoked, and that she had clearly had a little too much to drink beforehand, so I won't be returning. And for those wondering, it was no cost. She just wanted a suck and fuck like me.

Oh and worth mentioning, she asked me to go down on her, and when I looked at her snatch, there was some spots of fucking toilet paper in there LOL. I told her about it and she cleaned up. I didn't have any desire to snack on her after that.

[Mrtim495]

If you are respectful, and don't manhandle her, she will allow some roaming. I've seen her twice since she adopted her new business model and had my hands full both times. If you get her in the right lingerie, you may also have a full view of her pierced clit. Since she is fairly new to the "extras" game, respect will go a long way. She definitely has a kinky side, as she mentioned getting back into being a dominatrix, for those interested in that sort of play. Any other questions, feel free to PM.

Does that seem a little pricey for a non store front massage with just a HJ?

[RainMan2017]

Is now offering HE with options for topless and lingerie. 100 for an hour with HE and 120 for topless with HE. Yes, the litter of dogs is still running around, and she's still in a trailer, but she gives a decent massage with a nice finish. She will allow some touching of her enhanced girls also. She's lost a bunch of weight and looks good for a mid 40's woman.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/6148019584.html

She told me her fake boobs were really screwed up because of the weight gain since she had them done. Are they looking OK, now that she lost much of that weight? Pay extra and see, I guess. In my opinion, she isn't mentally stable. Caveat Emptor. She's armed.

[MassageFan123]

Hey man. The pictures are 100% real and very recent. She is about 5'1" tall and really nice long hair. As mentioned in my review of her, I didn't try to grope her. But be forewarned, she does pack heat. Mainly as an intimidator. So if you try to reach out and touch someone, ask nicely first. If she says no, then just imagine you are. She will go topless for more dough.

If you are respectful, and don't manhandle her, she will allow some roaming. I've seen her twice since she adopted her new business model and had my hands full both times. If you get her in the right lingerie, you may also have a full view of her pierced clit. Since she is fairly new to the "extras" game, respect will go a long way. She definitely has a kinky side, as she mentioned getting back into being a dominatrix, for those interested in that sort of play. Any other questions, feel free to PM.

[SocialAveng313]

Is that pic on CL really her? Did she let you play with her cans? What was the damage, thanks.

Hey man. The pictures are 100% real and very recent. She is about 5'1" tall and really nice long hair. As mentioned in my review of her, I didn't try to grope her. But be forewarned, she does pack heat. Mainly as an intimidator. So if you try to reach out and touch someone, ask nicely first. If she says no, then just imagine you are. She will go topless for more dough.

[Mrtim495]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/6148019584.html

Took the gentleman below's advice and made an appointment to see her last night. I'm glad I did. It was a bit of a drive for me, but the weather was nice and I had nothing to do. Upon arrival, I decided to drive around the trailer community as it was uncharted territory for me. Nothing out of the ordinary. You know, kids outside playing, parents nearby blazing up their pipes. I parked and was greeted by a short, busty, and cute mid 40's woman, who was a little thick in the mid-section. Not a deal breaker for me by any means. Pretty face with the right amount of makeup on. Nice warm hug and verbal pleasantries were exchanged. Oh, and the half dozen barking, little dogs jumping on me, was kind of cute too. Was shown to the backroom by way of the stripper pole in the middle of the living room. It could have been a support post, but I'm no structural engineer, so a stripper pole it was. Signed up for the hundred / hour sensual fare and was offered a lingerie / topless version for an additional Jackson. I declined because I was going to be face down for the most part (I always kick myself for spending the extra moolah when it doesn't add anything to the party). Next time, I probably will take her up on the offer.

The massage was fantastic. Deep tissue, very warm, unscented oil, soothing music. I was so relaxed that I wondered how this was going to turn sensual. No teasing was done, which was sad because that's the best part for me. But that was okay. I knew how this was going to end due to our prior communications. Before I was asked to turn over, she mopped me down with some extremely warm towels to remove the excess oil, which felt great until the chill set in..

Is that pic on CL really her? Did she let you play with her cans? What was the damage, thanks.

[RainMan2017]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/6148019584.html

Took the gentleman below's advice and made an appointment to see her last night. I'm glad I did. It was a bit of a drive for me, but the weather was nice and I had nothing to do. Upon arrival, I decided to drive around the trailer community as it was uncharted territory for me. Nothing out of the ordinary. You know, kids outside playing, parents nearby blazing up their pipes. I parked and was greeted by a short, busty, and cute mid 40's woman, who was a little thick in the mid-section. Not a deal breaker for me by any means. Pretty face with the right amount of makeup on. Nice warm hug and verbal pleasantries were exchanged. Oh, and the half dozen barking, little dogs jumping on me, was kind of cute too. Was shown to the backroom by way of the stripper pole in the middle of the living room. It could have been a support post, but I'm no structural engineer, so a stripper pole it was. Signed up for the hundred / hour sensual fare and was offered a lingerie / topless version for an additional Jackson. I declined because I was going to be face down for the most part (I always kick myself for spending the extra moolah when it doesn't add anything to the party). Next time, I probably will take her up on the offer.

The massage was fantastic. Deep tissue, very warm, unscented oil, soothing music. I was so relaxed that I wondered how this was going to turn sensual. No teasing was done, which was sad because that's the best part for me. But that was okay. I knew how this was going to end due to our prior communications. Before I was asked to turn over, she mopped me down with some extremely warm towels to remove the excess oil, which felt great until the chill set in. You guys know what I mean. After the flip, she applied a good amount of warm oil all over my body and proceeded to stretch my muscles, all of them. By my standards, it was a really good massage. She then challenged me to a game of tug-o-war, which I happily accepted. After about 5 minutes of trying to win, I had to release the rope for her touch was too much for me.

Now, to put this all in perspective, it was by no means a hot and heavy seductive session. I'm not suggesting that I was disappointed. I enjoyed myself from the minute I walked into her place until I left. Think of it as a session with Rain (who I enjoy), but with a more mature conversation, better massage, and five more dogs. I was also physically attracted to Amy because she is closer to my age. The conversation was great. Her "handy" work could use a little more finesse and sensuality. Maybe what I was missing could have been found in the upgrade package, but I wasn't sure if touching was allowed nor did I ask. Sometime, I like to be non-aggressive during the first appointment. She mentioned her adult son lives with her, which was weird, but I think he knows the rules when mamma's working. I shall return without a doubt.

Well before she turned sensual, and many additional pounds ago, I saw her several times. She was nearby, keep her place clean (might have OCD) and gave a good massage. The only negative was that she would sweat like a field worker. Her ex husband and son both lived there but were never seen.

I stopped going because she got upset that I bought packages of discounted multiple prepaid appointments AND had the audacity to use them quickly. "How can my regulars get in to see me! She also carried a small caliber pistol hidden on her person and talked about a LEO connection. Cross her and she would see that you got an official visit.

[SocialAveng313]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/6148019584.html

Took the gentleman below's advice and made an appointment to see her last night. I'm glad I did. It was a bit of a drive for me, but the weather was nice and I had nothing to do. Upon arrival, I decided to drive around the trailer community as it was uncharted territory for me. Nothing out of the ordinary. You know, kids outside playing, parents nearby blazing up their pipes. I parked and was greeted by a short, busty, and cute mid 40's woman, who was a little thick in the mid-section. Not a deal breaker for me by any means. Pretty face with the right amount of makeup on. Nice warm hug and verbal pleasantries were exchanged. Oh, and the half dozen barking, little dogs jumping on me, was kind of cute too. Was shown to the backroom by way of the stripper pole in the middle of the living room. It could have been a support post, but I'm no structural engineer, so a stripper pole it was. Signed up for the hundred / hour sensual fare and was offered a lingerie / topless version for an additional Jackson. I declined because I was going to be face down for the most part (I always kick myself for spending the extra moolah when it doesn't add anything to the party). Next time, I probably will take her up on the offer.

The massage was fantastic. Deep tissue, very warm, unscented oil, soothing music. I was so relaxed that I wondered how this was going to turn sensual. No teasing was done, which was sad because that's the best part for me. But that was okay. I knew how this was going to end due to our prior communications. Before I was asked to turn over, she mopped me down with some extremely warm towels to remove the excess oil, which felt great until the chill set in. You guys know what I mean. After the flip, she applied a good amount of warm oil all over my body and proceeded to stretch my muscles, all of them. By my standards, it was a really good massage. She then challenged me to a game of tug-o-war, which I happily accepted. After about 5 minutes of trying to win, I had to release the rope for her touch was too much for me.

Now, to put this all in perspective, it was by no means a hot and heavy seductive session. I'm not suggesting that I was disappointed. I enjoyed myself from the minute I walked into her place until I left. Think of it as a session with Rain (who I enjoy), but with a more mature conversation, better massage, and five more dogs. I was also physically attracted to Amy because she is closer to my age. The conversation was great. Her "handy" work could use a little more finesse and sensuality. Maybe what I was missing could have been found in the upgrade package, but I wasn't sure if touching was allowed nor did I ask. Sometime, I like to be non-aggressive during the first appointment. She mentioned her adult son lives with her, which was weird, but I think he knows the rules when mamma's working. I shall return without a doubt.

[MassageFan123]

Is now offering HE with options for topless and lingerie. 100 for an hour with HE and 120 for topless with HE. Yes, the litter of dogs is still running around, and she's still in a trailer, but she gives a decent massage with a nice finish. She will allow some touching of her enhanced girls also. She's lost a bunch of weight and looks good for a mid 40's woman.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/6148019584.html

[MongererMi]

Any one try this? I sent my description as asked, expected same and more in return. The reply took five minutes and simply asked if I wanted a male or female. I replied "female". Silence since.

A friend saw him. The provider is a gay guy in his mid 50's operating out of his apartment near the Rochester library. Gives a vigorous massage but is more interested in getting off himself than in giving massages. "Fee" was $60. Kind of a novel approach. You pay him so he can get himself off. Weird.

[ILuvThisTown29]

I appreciate all the feed back on sam thank you. Yeah I loved her body and she always gave me bad ass BBBJ. Guess I'm sol on her.

[RainMan2017]

Any one try this? I sent my description as asked, expected same and more in return. The reply took five minutes and simply asked if I wanted a male or female. I replied "female". Silence since.

[DeboDee23]

So here name Jenny she sent me a email a few days ago we been chatting off and on wondering if anyone has ever seen her.

Give me her email and I will give it a try.

[Formula382]

Has anyone seen sSm. It's been while I haven't seen her post. If you seen her or have her recent number it be greatly appreciated.

She spent some time with her uncle in the spring No activity since then. Maybe in rehab.

[Lookingfor69]

I'd like the number too. Pm is fine. Hard to find good ease siders.

The link is down, what place is this? Number?. PM if you want.

Thanks,