The Rat Trap

[DaisukeAramech]

I have see a lot of posts by folk that try to take Sissy Chrissy down with words. Many of them was good, and funny, and always true. But you have succeed here in providing the best I have ever seen, in the fewest words needed to really zero in on the essence of our sad little Chrissy Mouse of Orlando.

Congrats, that was an excellent post!

Hahaha well thank you, glad I could amuse! Have a great Memorial Day!

[GeorgeMason]

Seeing the Chris quotes pop up is like watching a man screaming in an empty room, alone. Just raging at nothing, about nothing, forever. Is this what madness looks like?

I'm reminded of Ozymandias, the endless self-aggrandizement in the face of his own irrelevance. All sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I have see a lot of posts by folk that try to take Sissy Chrissy down with words. Many of them was good, and funny, and always true. But you have succeed here in providing the best I have ever seen, in the fewest words needed to really zero in on the essence of our sad little Chrissy Mouse of Orlando.

Congrats, that was an excellent post!

[GeorgeMason]

" a very wise man said it best " here the Brown Noser is referring to A2 . Lmao.

Maynard The Snitch. Lmao.

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Maynard The Brown Noser. Lmao.

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TH LTD.

Look douchebag, I really have no more time for Chriss5 errand boy. If Chriss5 have something to say to me, he man enough to speak up hisself (I think, unless you got your dick in his mouth).

But since you say you liked my jokes you asked for, I'll give you a few more, and then I won't respond to anything else you have to say. Frankly, I don't deal with insignificant errand boys.

Here's you jokes.

1. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.

2. Why did gay Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.

3. When Chriss sign up here he choose his user name as he did because 'Gay-Z' was already taken.

4. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It called "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load".

5. When Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} die and is cremated, since they was such good lovers Chriss going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili so he can tear up Chriss ass just one more time.

6. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} never quite made it as gay burglars. Ever time they break into a house they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.

7. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} do alot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.

8. Word is that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are really Muslims. They Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.

9. How do you make gay Chriss fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.

10. Chriss say he would have come out of the closet much sooner except he found that there was another man in there with him.

11. Being a gay from a poor family it was really hard for Chriss to come out. His parents could not afford to buy him a closet.

12. What do Chriss SW get after she abort Chriss baby? A "thank-you" card from the FL welfare system, and a $200 check from "Crimestoppers".

13. How do you starve Chriss? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

14. Why do gay midgets like Chriss laugh when he runs? Because the grass tickles his balls.

15. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.

16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.

17. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.

18. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.

19. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.

20. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.

21. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!

[DaisukeAramech]

Wow Orlando, I guess he told us huh? And he told us good. After all, he THE MAN!

But then not really, we heared it all before. Nothing new here from sad, sad little Chrissy Mouse from Orlando.

Once upon a time, a very wise man said it best (below).

Seeing the Chris quotes pop up is like watching a man screaming in an empty room, alone. Just raging at nothing, about nothing, forever. Is this what madness looks like?

I'm reminded of Ozymandias, the endless self-aggrandizement in the face of his own irrelevance. All sound and fury, signifying nothing.

[TrailHunter]

Wow Orlando, I guess he told us huh? And he told us good. After all, he THE MAN!

But then not really, we heared it all before. Nothing new here from sad, sad little Chrissy Mouse from Orlando.

Once upon a time, a very wise man said it best (below).

" a very wise man said it best " here the Brown Noser is referring to A2 . Lmao.

Maynard The Snitch. Lmao.

http://marktanner.com/blog/wp-conten...the-street.jpg

Maynard The Brown Noser. Lmao.

http://cdn3.volusion.com/h35fd.rs5p2...jpg?1332441817

TH LTD.

[PompanoGuy]

Took a drive Fri. Afternoon down o b t. Alot guys a k a handlers walking alone. Now they know what's like to work support themself.

They'll be fine. "Rumor on the street" is that Chris paid them $10 to drop their pants and lean over a bed for pictures. He promised that he'd give them good reviews.

Maybe he even got some action.

[GeorgeMason]

You two ass holes are completely useless. You both are an embarrassment to Paradise Trail. You guy's are white knighting the Russian alien from outer space Gigi! LOL! Not only does Gigi has a body like a man, she looks like a man also. Perhaps this explains why you two constantly are the only one's reviewing her? LOL!

You two cocksuckers are nobody's! No one listens to you. Beyond pathetic. Million's of member's of this great forum follow MY posts daily!! I don't really do my posting for Orlando. Orlando is pure douche bag city! I hate this fucking shitty city! It could burn to hell and I wouldn't spit to put out the fire!

My post's are for the hundreds of thousand's who depend on my vital Intel. When tourist mongers visit, they contact ME! They rely on my day to day report's on Paradise Trail. I am on the streets of the trail daily. Not like you useless faggots who hit the trail once of twice a month.

Gigi is a cum rag because I fucking say so! She has robbed monger's, stashed drug's in there car and tricks them into credit card fraud. These are facts!

So I'll post a few pics for the trap. She's a drug addict full of needle marks waiting to suck your dick on the trail for 10 bucks. LOL.

Go get her Orlando! These are NOT my pics.

C5.

Wow Orlando, I guess he told us huh? And he told us good. After all, he THE MAN!

But then not really, we heared it all before. Nothing new here from sad, sad little Chrissy Mouse from Orlando.

Once upon a time, a very wise man said it best (below).

This is editorial. Chris you have to improve your douchebaggery. Simply screaming the same thing, 20 times a day does not make a win. When somebody gets bored with playing the dozens with you because all you do is say the same thing that's not victory. It also cuts into what makes these threads fun. All you're doing is calling guys fags. Well sometimes you do call them fags with all caps so I guess that is a little different.

A2.

[Chris5]

And the frustrating part is these people who have no clue.

NO, we're NEVER going to be friends you gay midget. Are you related to YragFag?

C5.

[RoadWarrior2K]

Ok. For those with interest in trigonometry ...
C3.

Strange that you should mention trigonometry because it reminded me of a story that the trig folks might enjoy. There once was an indian medicine man with three pregnant indian squaws as patients. This medicine man's name was Chief Pythagoras. He placed one of the squaws on a rabbit hide, another on a deer hide and the third on a hippopotamus hide. Eventually all three indian squaws gave birth. The squaw on the rabbit hide had a child, the squaw on the deer hide had a child, but the squaw on the hippopotamus hide had twins. Medicine man Pythagoras then concluded that the squaw on the hippopotamus equaled the sum of the squaws on the other two hides. RW.

[Camera3]

And the frustrating part is these people who have no clue.

The only time I ever even know Chris exists is when one of you other members fall for some shit he is spouting and quote him. Here is a really good example. Chris claims that millions daily tune into his expertise on the Central Forida Streetwalker thread.

Fact. According to front page, UsASG has a little under a half million members.

Fiction. Chris has millions of followers.

Fact. Math and honesty are not his wrong suits. There just are'ft enough members to have millions of followers. Just can't happen.

I have always said Chris is the poster child for "stay in school."

Ok. For those with interest in trigonometry here is another issue of improbability. The most that have ever been on line at one time on USASG is about 10,000. To achieve "million" tuning in (assuming two million qualifies a "millions") that would require, drum roll please, a fresh batch of 10,000 clicking in every seven minutes all day and all night. The probability is somewhere around zilch.

Also, to really capture the cold really ty that thread is the same five guys chasing the same ten sad ladies. And the home boys are the only winners.

Guys let him alone, ignore him, let him live in his fantasy world. He is a legend in his own mind.

Just sayin,

C3.

[Dank Dabs 42]

For all the millions of brother's around the world that tune in to the Orlando Street Walker Thread every single day without fail, I will be posting my own personal list of street walkers to AVOID. They're are ALWAYS a few bad apples in the bunch and as always, I will keep it real and honest with you brother's. I've been in this game on Paradise Trail for a long time. No one knows the streets of Paradise Trail better than me.

Stay tuned fellas!

C5.

And the frustrating part is these people who have no clue.

Looking forward to it. Everything helps.

[Chris5]

Really Bro? You've discovered a drug user among our fine women? Obsession anyone?

Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.

You two ass holes are completely useless. You both are an embarrassment to Paradise Trail. You guy's are white knighting the Russian alien from outer space Gigi! LOL! Not only does Gigi has a body like a man, she looks like a man also. Perhaps this explains why you two constantly are the only one's reviewing her? LOL!

You two cocksuckers are nobody's! No one listens to you. Beyond pathetic. Million's of member's of this great forum follow MY posts daily!! I don't really do my posting for Orlando. Orlando is pure douche bag city! I hate this fucking shitty city! It could burn to hell and I wouldn't spit to put out the fire!

My post's are for the hundreds of thousand's who depend on my vital Intel. When tourist mongers visit, they contact ME! They rely on my day to day report's on Paradise Trail. I am on the streets of the trail daily. Not like you useless faggots who hit the trail once of twice a month.

Gigi is a cum rag because I fucking say so! She has robbed monger's, stashed drug's in there car and tricks them into credit card fraud. These are facts!

So I'll post a few pics for the trap. She's a drug addict full of needle marks waiting to suck your dick on the trail for 10 bucks. LOL.

Go get her Orlando! These are NOT my pics.

C5.

[GeorgeMason]

Couldn't agree with you more. Gigi looks like an alien from out of space. A hideous looking body with a horrible attitude. She's a thief and is well known for setting up and robbing mongers.
C5.

Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.

Not surprising, but hardly not expected.

This guy trash anyone he want, and for no apparent reasons.

He have no "character".

He have no "reputation".

He just like that Chevy TV ad: "Like a ROCK". He for sure dumber than a box of rocks. Hell, he dumber than 10 boxes of rocks!

SMH! LMFAO!

[ApeMate]

Furthermore Gigi is a chronic drug user who carries drug's, and drug paraphernalia on her at all time's. She will leave all of this in you're car and that will be serious trouble with uncle.

C5.

Really Bro? You've discovered a drug user among our fine women? Obsession anyone?

[BetterLearnIt]

Couldn't agree with you more. Gigi looks like an alien from out of space. A hideous looking body with a horrible attitude. She's a thief and is well known for setting up and robbing mongers.

C5.

Be advised that the accusations made of thefts by Gigi have been totally debunked. Read the forum and you will find zero allegations of rip-offs over a long career. Those who make up shit are damaging their own character and reputation.