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05-26-17 17:23 #25329Banned Member

Posts: 13634If you mean it isn't difficult for the provider to fuck up a HJ then I wholeheartedly disagree. 90% of Asian ladies can't do a HJ worth a shit IMO. Black ladies usually are the best.
Originally Posted by NuGuy36
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05-26-17 14:36 #25328Senior Member

Posts: 674Sounds like a great experience and thanks for sharing. Did any of them allow you UTC?
Originally Posted by MassageAwesome
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05-26-17 13:58 #25327Senior Member

Posts: 40534 hand massage at Min Hua
Decided to go "out of the ordinary" and do a 4 hand massage. The question was: where to go? I decided on Min Hua because I've been there quite a few times so I was comfy there. Also I knew there were so many women working there that I knew I wouldn't be interrupted. I go in and am greeted by a 40's woman wearing a green shirt and dark blue jeans. I told her I wanted a 2 girl massage and she did a gasp as if I committed a crime. She told me it'd be about 10 minutes. She took me to a room and left. Soon after, she and another woman came in. Yasmine or Jasmine and Sophie or Sophia were their names. Yasmin was the one who greeted me. She had bigger tits. Sophie looked cuter and younger, and was wearing black yoga pants. Both had the typical average Asian asses but Sophie's looked nicer due to the yoga pants.
The massage itself was amazing: not only because I had 4 hands on me but also because they put the perfect pressure on me. One woman was doing my back and shoulders while the other was on my legs and ass, and then they'd switch. There was light teasing by both ladies. When they were done they both started more teasing on my ass and crack. As Yasmin went to get a towel, Sophie continued the teasing, then whispered to me asking if I been there before. Told her many times. Yasmin came back to dry me off and I flipped over.
While Yasmine was massaging my head, Sophie was rubbing around my balls. Yasmin then went on the other side and the happiness started. Sophie did the work while Yasmin massages my balls and rubbed my nipples. It felt great having an ass to grab with both hands. It didn't take long at all. After the cleanup they continued the massage and it was over. Total damage was 1. 8 : 1. 2 for massage plus. 6 for tip (the price went up from. 5 to. 6).
I had a great experience. The only downfall was I was shorted 15 minutes. The front door did open a few times but neither lady left. I think a 4 hand massage is something one should try once in their lives. Plus shockingly the place didn't smell like mold or old Chinese food. They talked to each other during the massage but no idea what they were saying LOL. Great time!!
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05-26-17 12:08 #25326Senior Member

Posts: 1862I just do not see how some of you get so worked up over a HJ, seriously? It really isn't too difficult to fuck one up.
Originally Posted by UnscentedOil31
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05-26-17 11:56 #25325Banned Member

Posts: 13634Where is this Natural Health?
Originally Posted by UnscentedOil31
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05-26-17 09:38 #25324Senior Member

Posts: 46Toftt
Went to Natural Health. Rough massage. Or should I say hard massage. But it was cool. Walls don't go all the way to ceiling so heard everything going on all around. But again it was cool. Chinese woman. I figure if I can get one at Min Hua then I can deal with her. Great tug with OTC. $50 & $40 + closer to home = worth it. LOL.
Any new info on Royal or Sauna One? Thinking about going back to visit. Be safe fellas.
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05-26-17 08:46 #25323Senior Member

Posts: 4053Lily Massage in Woodstock
It's been awhile since I heard any reviews of this place. The reviews in the past were saying happiness is here. I have some free time now and wanted to try some new spots. Is happiness still had here? Who should or shouldn't I ask for? Thanks guys.
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05-26-17 01:47 #25322Regular Member

Posts: 7Chalet
So as will probably quickly become apparent I am new to this whole scene. After starting my journey into the world of AMPs with michelle at spring, (thanks to all you who recommended BTW) and having a few good experiences there I decided to try something new today when I got the itch. So after failing to get in touch with two different independents I had in mind I decided that since I was in the area I would try out chalet. Although being a little apprehensive due so some mixed things I had heard, I decided it was time to get outside my comfort zone and try something different, and boy am I glad I did. First off I am sure its nothing more than dumb luck that the girl I got pretty much checked all the boxes for what I like, as the typical petite asian is not generally my go to. But this girl really did it for me, a bit thicker but not fat, dark skin, nice round ass and great large tits with super perky nipples, appeared to be enhanced but well done, goes by jennifer. Opted for the table shower which was nice, she was not shy at all from the get go which I liked. Then back to the room where she basically stroked me with her fingertips for awhile, which was not what I was expecting but decided to just go with it as I was having a rough day and it was a nice change of pace. I would say there was a lot of teasing involved but being as I think she actually spent more time addressing the boys than most of the rest of me I don't know how accurate that is. Then there was the turn and she asked what I wanted, at this point the engrish got in the way somewhat and given the combination of inexperience and her probably playing up the lost in translation bs (which frankly I probably could have overcome, but at that point the big head wasn't in charge, yes I know newbie mistake) I had some difficulty getting across what I was looking for. Long story short got cfs and finished with playing with her tits while she finished me off with with her hands. All in all I spent more than I should have if I was listening to the advice of the forum, but being that she was exactly my type and I got everything I was looking for I say money well spent.
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05-26-17 00:17 #25321Senior Member

Posts: 363That chick not worth to see anymore. Used to be cool and now mad slick. Way better option out there.
Originally Posted by Mr.Inch
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05-25-17 23:35 #25320Banned Member

Posts: 2410Walter, you forgot the most obvious of names.
The Spa behind Starbucks.
Originally Posted by WalterM
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05-25-17 23:32 #25319Banned Member

Posts: 2410Hey Big C. Didn't you know.
Short bursts of exercise have been proven to raise testosterone and GH levels.
Originally Posted by BigComanche
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05-25-17 23:17 #25318Banned Member

Posts: 13634Heard that too and her looks always turned me off. Fat and multiple asterisks are a boner killer. Never mention a review, just tell the provider a friend said she gives a good massage. If a provider ever confronts you about the review thing, tell her it was a glowing review on (make up a name). Just don't tell her about USASG. Smile and act like it was a positive thing and they usually shut up.
Originally Posted by SoreAsFuck
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If she denies you service, go off on her ass and hang up. She doesn't know your face so you can always show up in person and start fresh.
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05-25-17 21:22 #25317Senior Member

Posts: 30Os spa massage
OK, this place was called lavander. (Alpharetta hwy, Roswell) . Or something like that. This is the spot with the lady telling you that she study massage for a long time etc. If you ask for HJ or try anything she will reject. The name is different but still pretty legit, although the girl does a great massage and looks good, it ends there.
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05-25-17 20:30 #25316Senior Member

Posts: 611Maybe if you"re Lance Armstrong. They are at least a mile or two. CRC has no action at all but they bless you with a sign in sheet. Ming Xing 2 and Uber are your best bet.
Originally Posted by Petey1015
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05-25-17 19:05 #25315Senior Member

Posts: 236Healthy Alpharetta on old Milton
Struck out at healthy massage on old Milton. Walked in and got Jessie, mid 30's probably, pretty cute. Argued with the lady at the front about whether to do the table shower at the beginning or end. After about 5 times of telling her I wanted it first, she finally gave in. Tried to sell me 1 h massage with ts for 80. Declined and went with 40 minutes for 60. Then tried to sell me special lotion for 10. No flip but towards the end she was going over my ass and down my legs and got about as close as you can get to my junk without touching it. I tried grabbing her hand to run down my crack and she said no. 60/10 and she looked a little disappointed. But the massage was great and hell I needed one. Though a release would've been nice too.








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