Massage Parlor Reports

[BoneRanger22]

Why is there such a huge population of Viet girls in Australia.

Thanks to everyone who responded.

I would love to go tot Thailand as well as Germany to do some unfettered mongering, but international travel isn't an option for me right now. Will definitely keep it in mind for the following year.

Tijuana is a probably a good option for me, especially if I could get a lot of mileage with just $500. Will see if I can arrange it for this summer.

[Pinche Gringo]

We can have a USAasexguide road trip!

Kev,

It's tough luck you are out of a job.

If you want to car pool to Tijuana with us some weekends, you can have nice, sweet, pretty, sexy 18 YO spinners' personal services for $15 + $5 for a nice, clean, safe, relaxing room.

You can do 25 girls, or just do the same girl 25 times with your money. Hehe.

[Captain Solo]

Kev,

It's tough luck you are out of a job.

If you want to car pool to Tijuana with us some weekends, you can have nice, sweet, pretty, sexy 18 YO spinners' personal services for $15 + $5 for a nice, clean, safe, relaxing room.

You can do 25 girls, or just do the same girl 25 times with your money. Hehe.

Go to INTERNATIONALSEXGUIDE.INFO and check out the TIJUANA threads on STREET WALKERS and HONG KONG BAR

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

[Connaisseur]

Stopped at Orchid the other day, and with the favorite not in attendance I gave Mimi a go. I wasn't impressed by the looks, but she did live up to expectations in performance. Among other neat tricks (I am a sucker for unusual little things that set a provider apart), she does this thing where she stands at the head of the table (with me lying face-down), lifts her skirt up, and lowers her panties with her nice-looking V right on the proverbial silver platter, while she bends over me doing the butt / nutsack soft-touch tease. Decent HE, standard fees. Seniors PM me for further details.

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

[Xmul22]

Little bit lost here since there is more than one place on Harbor.

LOL! My first thoughts exactly!

[KevAmps]

Thanks to everyone who responded.

I would love to go tot Thailand as well as Germany to do some unfettered mongering, but international travel isn't an option for me right now. Will definitely keep it in mind for the following year.

Tijuana is a probably a good option for me, especially if I could get a lot of mileage with just $500. Will see if I can arrange it for this summer.

[Pent617]

Anyone seen rose at nirvana??

What are some beginner tips for a newbie?

What signals should I look for or what should I do to let them know what I want.

Thank you.

[Fe Maiden]

Had Angela on a day, consistently teasing on balls and on the flip, the way she massaged my front body made her breasts just an inch away from my face.

Afterwards, she gave one of the best HE I had for a while.

Will totally come here and enjoy her session again for fuckin sure.

Little bit lost here since there is more than one place on Harbor.

[CryMoarHoar]

Had Angela on a day, consistently teasing on balls and on the flip, the way she massaged my front body made her breasts just an inch away from my face.

Afterwards, she gave one of the best HE I had for a while.

Will totally come here and enjoy her session again for fuckin sure.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.

Go to Tijuana. Check out the subsection in San Diego. Yoi can get LOTS for that cash.

[Leiterf]

What's the best place for HJ or possibly BJ and DATY in Cypress? Prefer young A Girls.

[TheOCman]

I too recently had a visit to Sunshine with Angie / Angela. I had essentially the same experience with a pretty good massage, and somewhat uninspired HE. She's good but not great and the inquiry about taking care of her does tend to be a turnoff. Maybe she's had some cheap mongers in the past but still a turnoff. My massage was an hour and she added a little prost8 play. . 60 didn't seem to make her happy for a tip. I can do much better elsewhere so I won't repeat with her. She does have very nice boobs but the boob play / suckling was limited.

Paid a visit to Sunshine in LF recently, in hopes to forage on my new favorite pastures. Emily and her playful self is what I had in mind, but apparently she no longer feeds on the local meadows.

Ended up with Angie / Angelina, 30's, average in the looks department, but when she admitted me in (she doubled as the MMS that day), her nice set of glands covered by a tight top had me hoping for good times (although for the rest of her attire, it was jeans and sneakers, hardly a home-run in the art of seduction). Regardless, enjoyed a decent, but a bit boring, massage with my very mellow provider. I had chosen the HHR, so a few minutes of soft-touch and very little teasing, then the flip. I reached for the goods, and she immediately inquired about me taking care of her financial wellbeing. Such a turn-off, really! I told her she would be fine, and she let me remove her bra, revealing what turned out to be one of the nicer sets I have had the pleasure to lay hands on during my two decades of hobbying. The finish ensued swiftly, and I nutted all over her which left her a bit puzzled. Hot towels, followed by a nice and relaxing head massage.

Maybe I'm getting spoiled and entitled, but even though the experience was decent, there was nothing unique or special enough for me wanting to return anytime soon. Angelina has the potential (and the goods) to make it memorable, but her delivery is just a bit blaaaaaaah.

4 for the house, . 4 for the talent. And she still complained.

If you are a boob man and in the mood for a decent time, stop by Mon. Or Wed. And see Angie, otherwise join me in my quest for greener pastures.

Conn.

[SCJohn]

Interesting (not in a good way) experience today at Triton Way in LH.

Walk in and ask for Emma, based on the BP ad I recently saw (never met Emma). Asian woman who greeted me at the door identified herself as Coco. Not bad looking. Maybe in late 30's or early 40's. She asks what do I want. I say 30 min. I hand her $. 5 and she says how about 2 girls massage? I think for a second and decide "fuck it, WTF not? Never done that before and I like trying new things. I hand her $. 5 more and she takes me to the room and leaves me there. I get nekkid and get on the table. Coco comes back in with Emma, a tall older (late 40's?) but not bad looking Chinese woman. They ask if I want oil. Sure I do! Emma's english is very good and she starts asking me questions about my life, if I'm married, etc. I tell her that I have a wife. First mistake. She asks if my wife knows what I'm doing. Uh oh. She also asks what kind of pressure I want. I tell her light, please. Emma's doing a nice oily massage on my back while Coco is down by my legs and butt. Emma asks if I want to do an hour with the 2 of them and asks how much money I have. I tell her that I only have $. 6 left which is intended for a tip if I am happy with the service. Second mistake.

The massage is becoming very sexual, and Coco is brushing her hand in my ass crack and against my lower lips. Emma is sensually running her hands around my neck and shoulders and we are now talking about bisexuality, vibrators and cumming. It doesn't get much more of a "sure thing" is what I'm thinking now. Emma has me turn over and comments about how she likes my body and plays with my tits while Coco rubs my stomach and legs. Still lots of talk about sex, but no motion towards the honey pot. I should note that both women are still fully clothed, which I commented on and they just giggled and remained fully clothed. Then Coco reaches for a hot towel and says "All done! WTF?? I pout and say where's my. And point to my crotch area. Again they both giggle and leave the room.

WTF happened? I have had plenty of massages where I knew nothing was going to happen, and also plenty where the signs were there and it ended happily. I know that the mention of the tip amount and the whole married interrogation didn't help, but I wonder what you guys think?

It was there, and then it wasn't. Dammit.

Your only mistake was going to Triton. That place has been reviewed here before, never a good experience there. Just move on and try another place.

[Lovergrrl]

Interesting (not in a good way) experience today at Triton Way in LH.

Walk in and ask for Emma, based on the BP ad I recently saw (never met Emma). Asian woman who greeted me at the door identified herself as Coco. Not bad looking. Maybe in late 30's or early 40's. She asks what do I want. I say 30 min. I hand her $. 5 and she says how about 2 girls massage? I think for a second and decide "fuck it, WTF not? Never done that before and I like trying new things. I hand her $. 5 more and she takes me to the room and leaves me there. I get nekkid and get on the table. Coco comes back in with Emma, a tall older (late 40's?) but not bad looking Chinese woman. They ask if I want oil. Sure I do! Emma's english is very good and she starts asking me questions about my life, if I'm married, etc. I tell her that I have a wife. First mistake. She asks if my wife knows what I'm doing. Uh oh. She also asks what kind of pressure I want. I tell her light, please. Emma's doing a nice oily massage on my back while Coco is down by my legs and butt. Emma asks if I want to do an hour with the 2 of them and asks how much money I have. I tell her that I only have $. 6 left which is intended for a tip if I am happy with the service. Second mistake.

The massage is becoming very sexual, and Coco is brushing her hand in my ass crack and against my lower lips. Emma is sensually running her hands around my neck and shoulders and we are now talking about bisexuality, vibrators and cumming. It doesn't get much more of a "sure thing" is what I'm thinking now. Emma has me turn over and comments about how she likes my body and plays with my tits while Coco rubs my stomach and legs. Still lots of talk about sex, but no motion towards the honey pot. I should note that both women are still fully clothed, which I commented on and they just giggled and remained fully clothed. Then Coco reaches for a hot towel and says "All done! WTF?? I pout and say where's my. And point to my crotch area. Again they both giggle and leave the room.

WTF happened? I have had plenty of massages where I knew nothing was going to happen, and also plenty where the signs were there and it ended happily. I know that the mention of the tip amount and the whole married interrogation didn't help, but I wonder what you guys think?

It was there, and then it wasn't. Dammit.

[Connaisseur]

Much less conspicuous than Thailand, head to Frankfurt, Germany, for a long weekend. Flights from LAX can be found for $500-600, and let me tell you, that city is a monger's paradise. I travel often, and recently patronized one of the "studios" (read: MPs) there (just google Velvet Massage Frankfurt), and spent an amazing hour with two hotties, one from Persia, one from Brazil. Both solid 10's, and cost me EUR 150 total, no tipping required. In addition, there are the FKK clubs (in essence, large spas full of. Mostly Eastern European. Naked chicks that will do everything); entry fee plus pay-as-you-go with the girls. Now THAT is money well spent!

Conn.

Well, fellow mongers, I just recently received word that I will be laid off in a month. I've got savings to tide me over for a little bit, but I've also got $500 left that I had budgeted for recreation.

If you wanted to make the most of $500 at one or more MPs, where would you go?

I've been meaning to visit Lucky in Stanton, based on the number of RM reviews, and past mentions here on this forum.

I've also wanted to try either Zugar in Anaheim or Hot Latina Massage in the same.

Trying not to stray too far out of OC, given my time constraints, but I'm willing to give it a go for any places 10-20 miles out that are worth it.