Massage Parlor Reports

[Datsurman]

Whether it is true or not, a wedding ring is a signal that you're probably a halfway decent guy as women figure that there is someone from their team who has vetted you and passed her test.

It tells them you're probably not a lunatic, probably not a drug addict, probably are reasonably clean, probably don't have any crazy STDs, probably are financially stable, and probably don't want any trouble. Because trouble at a massage parlor is the last thing a dude with a wife and kids wants to encounter.

BTW, many women are very competitive. As someone else already posted, you can say something like "my wife is really great blah blah blah but she doesn't do xyz. The chick will be motivated to do xyz to one-up your wife especially if she thinks you're willing to show your appreciation with a decent tip.

A question for those of you who are married and wear a wedding ring: Do you leave your ring on or take it off before the session? Whenever I go to an AMP I usually take off my wedding ring before I get there.

I know this is kind of stupid. The MT is doing a job, and she doesn't care if I'm married or not. Hell, chances are she's got a husband or boyfriend and that's not stopping her from giving out a HE. Still though, my ring comes off before I go to the AMP.

During my last massage the MT was massaging my hands and obviously noticed the callus right where my ring would be. She asked if I was married and I lied and said "no. " I don't think her HJ would have been any different if I had told the truth.

Am I the only one who goes through this charade?

[Scooter1]

Good morning,

In town this weekend staying near Ohare but will have a car. Does can anyone recommend an independent, mature provider that is busty? I hate the AMPs personally. Just a cool lady over 30 that gives a great ending. PM is totally fine. Thanks so much.

[Beast42]

I know this is kind of stupid. The MT is doing a job, and she doesn't care if I'm married or not. Hell, chances are she's got a husband or boyfriend and that's not stopping her from giving out a HE. Still though, my ring comes off before I go to the AMP.

For starters, I don't often wear my ring and when I do, I try to remember to take it off before I get on the table. Once an MT (Lisa from Crystal Lake / Wauconda) asked if I was married and I just smiled. She said, "Your wife very lucky woman". I had no idea what to say other than, "Yes, she is". LOL.

[Sam Singer]

A question for those of you who are married and wear a wedding ring: Do you leave your ring on or take it off before the session? Whenever I go to an AMP I usually take off my wedding ring before I get there.

I know this is kind of stupid. The MT is doing a job, and she doesn't care if I'm married or not. Hell, chances are she's got a husband or boyfriend and that's not stopping her from giving out a HE. Still though, my ring comes off before I go to the AMP.

During my last massage the MT was massaging my hands and obviously noticed the callus right where my ring would be. She asked if I was married and I lied and said "no. " I don't think her HJ would have been any different if I had told the truth.

Am I the only one who goes through this charade?

I do such things sometimes so I do not have to have such conversations with providers. One time, the provider was nosy enough to ask why I use her services. Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to blurt out a thing or two I want her to do that I don't get as the reason. Boy, she was super motivated to do those things and one of them was BBBJ COF.

[Toe Knee]

A question for those of you who are married and wear a wedding ring: Do you leave your ring on or take it off before the session? Whenever I go to an AMP I usually take off my wedding ring before I get there.

I know this is kind of stupid. The MT is doing a job, and she doesn't care if I'm married or not. Hell, chances are she's got a husband or boyfriend and that's not stopping her from giving out a HE. Still though, my ring comes off before I go to the AMP.

During my last massage the MT was massaging my hands and obviously noticed the callus right where my ring would be. She asked if I was married and I lied and said "no. " I don't think her HJ would have been any different if I had told the truth.

Am I the only one who goes through this charade?

I wear it when I've got massages and fucked providers. And my FWBs.

[Elmwoood]

Anybody been to happy latinas on addison recently? Have tried twice but front door is always locked and windows are covered. I saw a recent report but any info on times to visit?

Same thing with me both doors locked but another monger said open and a good place.

[Member #6027]

A question for those of you who are married and wear a wedding ring: Do you leave your ring on or take it off before the session? Whenever I go to an AMP I usually take off my wedding ring before I get there.

I know this is kind of stupid. The MT is doing a job, and she doesn't care if I'm married or not. Hell, chances are she's got a husband or boyfriend and that's not stopping her from giving out a HE. Still though, my ring comes off before I go to the AMP.

During my last massage the MT was massaging my hands and obviously noticed the callus right where my ring would be. She asked if I was married and I lied and said "no. " I don't think her HJ would have been any different if I had told the truth.

Am I the only one who goes through this charade?

[Ready Freddie]

I haven't contributed much, but thought I should start. Thanks to Barbarossa for suggesting Judy at Lilly Spa on Belmont. I'm a big fan of table showers, which is why I gave this place a try. Called ahead to ask if Judy was working and she was. When I got there she took me back to the room where I got undressed. She looks a bit older, like late 40's or more, but dressed like she's trying to be younger. Once in my towel she led me back to the table shower room, and without hesitating took my towel off me. Great time, lots of time cleaning my ass and junk. Dried me off and then back to the room. Mediocre massage, but I really wasn't there for that. Before the flip I got a quick FUTB. Love that. As for the HE she really knew her stuff. She had one hand making me happy, the other caressing my nipple, and her tongue working my other nipple. Allowed my hand to roam a bit behind her. All in all, a great experience.

About a month later I went back. This time I got Sophia--younger, like maybe late 20's. Somewhat attractive, with a petite frame. Unfortunately the TS was broke, so she asked if I wanted a regular shower. Sure. But sadly, I was all alone in it. Massage was okay. Left happy, but felt like I got more from Judy.

7 for hr + 4.

Any suggestions for more FUTB? Would love to try that again.

My report is from a visit sometime last year, and I know the girl is gone now, but maybe it's worth a try. I went to a place that was just about 2 blocks north of the Empty Bottle on Western Avenue. There was a Chinese MT there at the time, probably in her mid-40's. She was friendly and cute but a bit chubby. She was the only person there, which was true for both of the visits I made there. Anyway, I had gone once before and had a really good massage and standard finish. I believe the damage was $45 + $40 tip. No table shower. I elected for a half hour massage because I was short on time and because I don't like paying over $100 if I'm not getting FS. On my second visit, after the flip, she climbed on the table and went between my legs. I was thinking BJ. She proceeded with a HJ and surprised me with a finger up my butt. I had never experienced it, and had she asked me I may have said no. But she just did it, and it felt good. I was done quickly.

I went back a third time to see if I could get the same treatment, and she was not there. Instead, there was a very chubby latina there. She looked relatively young, but she was not even cute in my opinion, so I bailed from there.

I went to another place, about 2 or 3 blocks south of the Empty Bottle, to a Spa or Hair Place that had advertised on BP for massage. I met an attractive yet shapely latina MT. The ass was a little bigger than I was used to. She was new and did not really know what she was doing. I got a half-assed massage for 5 minutes and then she flipped me over and went to town. At least she took her dress off so she was topless and with nice almost-thong panties. Nothing else but HJ on the menu, but that might change. I don't know if she is still doing massage there, and she was not the same person who works the front doing hair. I know this second report is irrelevant to the FUTB post, but I wanted to complete my story about this area.

[AsianK]

I will be visiting your city soon. After a little online research I found a blogger claiming 5 destinations to try out. A few of the locations have been confirmed with RM. I am curious about the intersecting street locations. Do these places really offer variety (no. Of MT) at an in call location? I have been to toronto / philly / dallas / Houston where you get a full line up and choose your massuse. PMs are welcomed since it seems like your city is in a state of emergency.

[Rudy1234]

Anybody been to happy latinas on addison recently? Have tried twice but front door is always locked and windows are covered. I saw a recent report but any info on times to visit?

[ThrilHouse]

It gets the job done. Some like the conversation. I prefer the quiet tease and the excitement of maybe getting nothing at all. Kind of ruins mood when tip and boom boom come out in the conversation.

As more of the onion is peeled on this, sounds like a PITA.

[TJSterling]

I haven't contributed much, but thought I should start. Thanks to Barbarossa for suggesting Judy at Lilly Spa on Belmont. I'm a big fan of table showers, which is why I gave this place a try. Called ahead to ask if Judy was working and she was. When I got there she took me back to the room where I got undressed. She looks a bit older, like late 40's or more, but dressed like she's trying to be younger. Once in my towel she led me back to the table shower room, and without hesitating took my towel off me. Great time, lots of time cleaning my ass and junk. Dried me off and then back to the room. Mediocre massage, but I really wasn't there for that. Before the flip I got a quick FUTB. Love that. As for the HE she really knew her stuff. She had one hand making me happy, the other caressing my nipple, and her tongue working my other nipple. Allowed my hand to roam a bit behind her. All in all, a great experience.

About a month later I went back. This time I got Sophia--younger, like maybe late 20's. Somewhat attractive, with a petite frame. Unfortunately the TS was broke, so she asked if I wanted a regular shower. Sure. But sadly, I was all alone in it. Massage was okay. Left happy, but felt like I got more from Judy.

7 for hr + 4.

Any suggestions for more FUTB? Would love to try that again.

[DMichaels69]

As more of the onion is peeled on this, sounds like a PITA.

Tried the place out. Massage was good. Although the biggest problem for me is to stay in a room for a relaxing hour massage and having to deal with the smell of nothing but cigarettes and conversion filled with the words "tip"every few minutes. Almost every few minutes was told about how some customerw don't tip for even a massage etc.

[Chidell]

I think fifty is pushing the limit. She appeared to be over 55. Ton of makeup and was the cliche AMP provider with the language etc. I did enjoy her upper torso as that was recently worked on. Massage was mediocre at best. The concerning part was she wouldn't stop talking about what she did with clients and stuff. For the finale I had to close my eyes in all honesty. In my scale she would be a four. Service was the bright side. Then again I did try and schedule with a much better looking he place so maybe my expectations where high.

Tried the place out. Massage was good. Although the biggest problem for me is to stay in a room for a relaxing hour massage and having to deal with the smell of nothing but cigarettes and conversion filled with the words "tip"every few minutes. Almost every few minutes was told about how some customerw don't tip for even a massage etc.

[Normal Guy]

Any place downtown with Latin girls?