Massage Parlor Reports

[TonyDe]

The state of AMP industry here just plain sucks. Places like Dallas, Philly, So Cal to name a couple areas are so much better its sad. I agree holding the line on tipping would go a long way on improving service and walking out if the woman is just plain unattractive would bring in better lookers. Also the areas I've mentioned have a set price for all inclusive service, no haggling. I had a Korean doll at a Philly AMP years back that gave awesome service and went way over time limit I had to throw a tip her way. On the way out Mama joked that its lucky its a slow time of day.

[OPIllini]

I've been frequenting AMPs on and off for the last 6 years. When I first started there was a genuine feeling of excitement I had with each visit in anticipation of the finish at the end of the massage. I thought the services were overall a nice experience.

But reading the accounts of the veterans here. I. e. Those who went to AMPs in the 70's /80's /90's. It seems as if the glory days of AMPs in the Chicago area are long gone. And when I see that there was a lot more fun in those days than there is now, I wonder if we will ever see those days again. I know AMP's in New York, Southern California and the Bay Area have long been hotspots and will likely continue to be. So, I ask you guys. Can Chicago become just as good as those areas? Or are we doomed to overall mediocrity? Of course I know there are a few gold nuggets in Chicagoland. Nice-looking talent with quality services at reasonable prices (and are grateful for the tips). But largely it seems like most ladies are homely and older, the services are not that great, and they act sad if you tip the standard amount.

I know this has been said before, but one possible way of turning the tide in our favor is sticking with standard tip rates. That means 40 for HJ, 60 for BJ, and 100 for FS. If the lady does something extra like a foot or scalp massage then you can add another 10 or 20. But we as mongers need to hold the line on these rates. If they don't want to accept the standard tips, we can take our business elsewhere. Let's see if we can get this AMP scene turned around here in Chicagoland!

[OPIllini]

Any info on this place? Recommendations on girls?

I was there a year ago and enjoyed it, but was hoping for an update.

Thanks -.

Norm.

Was there end of March. Got 4-hand massage from Amy and another lady (can't remember her name). Nice massage with standard finish. $. 75 total damage (tipped each lady. 4).

[Lokkin4]

I think this is her ACT (Per Se) She spouted the same shit to me. She's a big gambler from what she told me. This is here way of making you feel bad and tipping well.

[Nated]

Which King was this? Unfortunately there's a few in the area and it sounds like you had a great time. Was it this one http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-asian-girls-massage-at-king-spa-in-oak-park-il-708-980-7357/49605947

-w.

Oak Park.

I can't guarantee she'll offer FS, from reading other accounts in this thread she offers BJ for the price she charged me FS.

[DMichaels69]

This is customer service. She should give a master class to many of the robotic zombies out there.

Which King was this? Unfortunately there's a few in the area and it sounds like you had a great time. Was it this one http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-asian-girls-massage-at-king-spa-in-oak-park-il-708-980-7357/49605947

-w.

This is a bit long, but whatever, it was a really nice dream and thought I'd share the whole thing.

So I've been reading a little bit about Cindy, thought I'd try it out since I sort of need a massage. This will be only my second AMP visit, first one was back in November in Milwaukee (which was pretty good, I left happy) I left the gym and grabbed some money from the ATM and headed to the car. I decided to see if they were still open, even though it was around 7 ish and check to see if they took credit. I figured I'd at least get a massage out of it if anything, wasn't really expecting much. Gave them a call, Cindy answered and didn't seem very happy about me mentioning credit. She asked if I was coming over and I told her half an hour. Thankfully traffic outbound on the Eisenhower was light since rush hour was over.

So I drive up there, it's quite a bit out of the way from my home and my work LOL, but whatever. I'm not terribly familiar with the area, looking around I had some mixed feelings about driving out there with my car. It's rather nice, and well keeps me from doing the SW thing since it screams "rip me off and jack my shit". I make it out there and it's not very economically developed out there LOL, most shops (99% of them) are closed at 8 pm on a week day and a bunch "for lease" or "for sale". I parked at a meter since it's a fairly busy street, figured wouldn't be a problem (it was fine in the end). Had a smoke and went across the street and finished up out front.

Opened the first door, second was locked with a doorbell and a sign pointing at it that said "Massage. LOL. So I rang the doorbell and Cindy came to the door after a minute and opened up. She's about 5'6", tight little body, decent chest. She was wearing a very low cut house dress, very nice view. She asked if I had called and I said yes and she let me in. She asked how long and I said hour with table shower. I pulled out my credit card and I'd (which she said she needed for CC transactions) and she had me come over to the little office thing. She tries to photocopy my I'd, says the CC company needs it. She can't figure it out so she just hands it back and charges my card $77 for the TS and massage + cc transaction fee ($7 transaction fee LOL). She mentions tip and I say I have cash for tips and smile while staring at her chest. She then takes me to a room just off the hall and tells me to take everything off then leaves to get the table ready.

So the place is slightly run down, carpet kinda dingy I think, it wasn't very well lit, so hard to tell, it wasn't bad though. Stacks of toilet paper rolls, towels, a blinking alarm clock, sink, 2 chairs and coat hooks. Place smells ok though. I didn't bother with any towels or anything and she comes back and grabs a towel then takes my hand to take me into the shower room. She proceeds to tell me to lay on the table on my stomach and I oblige. First thing she says is "you're beautiful, I love your back". I'm fairly in shape, I guess she was pleasantly surprised, or just trying to be nice LOL. She immediately started soaping my back and spent ample amount of time on my ass and reaching downwards. I gave a few moans of approval and she starts telling me how guys have been ripping her off with chargebacks on credit cards. I tell her not to worry. She doesn't spend much time on my back, mostly my ass LOL. She tell me to flip. I'm a little stiff at this point and she immediately grabs little man and starts working him. I was amply surprised LOL, last time I had a TS she asked if it was ok to touch it. She soaps the rest of me up and goes back to rubbing him. She took a good long time making sure I was quite hard, all the while telling me about all the people that have ripped her off with credit cards LOL. She probably spent 5 minute stroking it and then rinsed me off and had me get up and dry off.

We go back to the massage room and she has me sit on the edge of the table. She rinses her mouth a little and washes her hands at the sink then comes over and puts her arms around me and puts her breasts in my face. I was quite surprised at that LOL. She starts caressing my back and telling me more about how people ripped her off with credit cards, but interjects that she loves my skin. I put my hands on her hips and slowly move them up, then I ask if I can touch. She said yes and I felt her great breasts, then I decided fuck it and took them out of her bra and sucked on her nipples a bit. She moaned a little then talked about how some guys were nice and she finished them and they still ripped her off. She said one guy even stole her phone. I said no worries and she asked if I would like services. I asked what was available and she said happy ending or everything. I inquired what was everything and she points between her legs and says "down there". I was like "really? I was a bit taken aback at the fact she was offering FS being a first timer. I said sure, how much? Well I guess I got FS for what she charges for a BJ. She got a phone call and left the room to take it. I looked in my coat while she was out and realized I left the condoms in the car. Almost always carry one on me. So I sat back down and hoped she had one. She comes back and spends a bunch of time telling me about some guy that tried to rape her and how the police found him and locked him up. I figured at this point she's just trying to make an impression that she doesn't fuck around, she's probably slightly nervous about stuff, but she seemed like she really wanted to get fucked LOL.

Anyways, she produces a condom and slips it on and starts going down. She's got some good technique for a covered. I usually don't like covered BJ, but she was decent at it. I was quite relieved she had her own, but they are too tight:/ She then stands up and tells me she wants me to fuck her and grabs a pillow and has me stand next to the table. She lays down and spreads for me and slips me in. She wraps her legs around me and starts moaning as we do the deed. I think she may have even cum at one point LOL, certainly felt like it, had a good grip at one point.

When it was all over she wrapped her arms around me and thanked me, she smiled and hugged me for a bit, then the damn doorbell rang. She got up and got dressed and let the next client in and took him to his room while I got dressed. She came back and told me I had to come back again, I said I will, but next time I should probably get a massage too and laughed. She left and dealt with the guy then came back and sat on the floor next to me while I tied my combat boots (extra long laces, takes a minute LOL). She said she liked the boots and then she tugged at my pants to make sure they weren't caught on my boots and got up. She hugged me and went to kiss me on the lips, I wasn't expecting that either and it ended up being half on her cheek LOL. Now she could have been just trying to get a new repeat customer and being nice, but I kinda think she liked it as much as I did.

Needless to say, about 45 minutes, no massage, very strange preoccupation with being ripped off with credit cards, but I think the extras were worth the money. I will definitely be repeating, and probably soon. Make sure she gets her money guys, don't be like the other guys that did charge backs LOL. I would pay cash to skip the half hour of credit card story.

[Wenger]

Which King was this? Unfortunately there's a few in the area and it sounds like you had a great time. Was it this one http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-asian-girls-massage-at-king-spa-in-oak-park-il-708-980-7357/49605947

-w.

This is a bit long, but whatever, it was a really nice dream and thought I'd share the whole thing.

So I've been reading a little bit about Cindy, thought I'd try it out since I sort of need a massage. This will be only my second AMP visit, first one was back in November in Milwaukee (which was pretty good, I left happy) I left the gym and grabbed some money from the ATM and headed to the car. I decided to see if they were still open, even though it was around 7 ish and check to see if they took credit. I figured I'd at least get a massage out of it if anything, wasn't really expecting much. Gave them a call, Cindy answered and didn't seem very happy about me mentioning credit. She asked if I was coming over and I told her half an hour. Thankfully traffic outbound on the Eisenhower was light since rush hour was over.

So I drive up there, it's quite a bit out of the way from my home and my work LOL, but whatever. I'm not terribly familiar with the area, looking around I had some mixed feelings about driving out there with my car. It's rather nice, and well keeps me from doing the SW thing since it screams "rip me off and jack my shit". I make it out there and it's not very economically developed out there LOL, most shops (99% of them) are closed at 8 pm on a week day and a bunch "for lease" or "for sale". I parked at a meter since it's a fairly busy street, figured wouldn't be a problem (it was fine in the end). Had a smoke and went across the street and finished up out front.

Opened the first door, second was locked with a doorbell and a sign pointing at it that said "Massage. LOL. So I rang the doorbell and Cindy came to the door after a minute and opened up. She's about 5'6", tight little body, decent chest. She was wearing a very low cut house dress, very nice view. She asked if I had called and I said yes and she let me in. She asked how long and I said hour with table shower. I pulled out my credit card and I'd (which she said she needed for CC transactions) and she had me come over to the little office thing. She tries to photocopy my I'd, says the CC company needs it. She can't figure it out so she just hands it back and charges my card $77 for the TS and massage + cc transaction fee ($7 transaction fee LOL). She mentions tip and I say I have cash for tips and smile while staring at her chest. She then takes me to a room just off the hall and tells me to take everything off then leaves to get the table ready.

So the place is slightly run down, carpet kinda dingy I think, it wasn't very well lit, so hard to tell, it wasn't bad though. Stacks of toilet paper rolls, towels, a blinking alarm clock, sink, 2 chairs and coat hooks. Place smells ok though. I didn't bother with any towels or anything and she comes back and grabs a towel then takes my hand to take me into the shower room. She proceeds to tell me to lay on the table on my stomach and I oblige. First thing she says is "you're beautiful, I love your back". I'm fairly in shape, I guess she was pleasantly surprised, or just trying to be nice LOL. She immediately started soaping my back and spent ample amount of time on my ass and reaching downwards. I gave a few moans of approval and she starts telling me how guys have been ripping her off with chargebacks on credit cards. I tell her not to worry. She doesn't spend much time on my back, mostly my ass LOL. She tell me to flip. I'm a little stiff at this point and she immediately grabs little man and starts working him. I was amply surprised LOL, last time I had a TS she asked if it was ok to touch it. She soaps the rest of me up and goes back to rubbing him. She took a good long time making sure I was quite hard, all the while telling me about all the people that have ripped her off with credit cards LOL. She probably spent 5 minute stroking it and then rinsed me off and had me get up and dry off.

We go back to the massage room and she has me sit on the edge of the table. She rinses her mouth a little and washes her hands at the sink then comes over and puts her arms around me and puts her breasts in my face. I was quite surprised at that LOL. She starts caressing my back and telling me more about how people ripped her off with credit cards, but interjects that she loves my skin. I put my hands on her hips and slowly move them up, then I ask if I can touch. She said yes and I felt her great breasts, then I decided fuck it and took them out of her bra and sucked on her nipples a bit. She moaned a little then talked about how some guys were nice and she finished them and they still ripped her off. She said one guy even stole her phone. I said no worries and she asked if I would like services. I asked what was available and she said happy ending or everything. I inquired what was everything and she points between her legs and says "down there". I was like "really? I was a bit taken aback at the fact she was offering FS being a first timer. I said sure, how much? Well I guess I got FS for what she charges for a BJ. She got a phone call and left the room to take it. I looked in my coat while she was out and realized I left the condoms in the car. Almost always carry one on me. So I sat back down and hoped she had one. She comes back and spends a bunch of time telling me about some guy that tried to rape her and how the police found him and locked him up. I figured at this point she's just trying to make an impression that she doesn't fuck around, she's probably slightly nervous about stuff, but she seemed like she really wanted to get fucked LOL.

Anyways, she produces a condom and slips it on and starts going down. She's got some good technique for a covered. I usually don't like covered BJ, but she was decent at it. I was quite relieved she had her own, but they are too tight:/ She then stands up and tells me she wants me to fuck her and grabs a pillow and has me stand next to the table. She lays down and spreads for me and slips me in. She wraps her legs around me and starts moaning as we do the deed. I think she may have even cum at one point LOL, certainly felt like it, had a good grip at one point.

When it was all over she wrapped her arms around me and thanked me, she smiled and hugged me for a bit, then the damn doorbell rang. She got up and got dressed and let the next client in and took him to his room while I got dressed. She came back and told me I had to come back again, I said I will, but next time I should probably get a massage too and laughed. She left and dealt with the guy then came back and sat on the floor next to me while I tied my combat boots (extra long laces, takes a minute LOL). She said she liked the boots and then she tugged at my pants to make sure they weren't caught on my boots and got up. She hugged me and went to kiss me on the lips, I wasn't expecting that either and it ended up being half on her cheek LOL. Now she could have been just trying to get a new repeat customer and being nice, but I kinda think she liked it as much as I did.

Needless to say, about 45 minutes, no massage, very strange preoccupation with being ripped off with credit cards, but I think the extras were worth the money. I will definitely be repeating, and probably soon. Make sure she gets her money guys, don't be like the other guys that did charge backs LOL. I would pay cash to skip the half hour of credit card story.

[Normal Guy]

Any info on this place? Recommendations on girls?

I was there a year ago and enjoyed it, but was hoping for an update.

Thanks -.

Norm.

[Normal Guy]

Recommendations on where to meet Latinas downtown or nearby?

Thanks -.

Norm.

[Nated]

This is a bit long, but whatever, it was a really nice dream and thought I'd share the whole thing.

So I've been reading a little bit about Cindy, thought I'd try it out since I sort of need a massage. This will be only my second AMP visit, first one was back in November in Milwaukee (which was pretty good, I left happy) I left the gym and grabbed some money from the ATM and headed to the car. I decided to see if they were still open, even though it was around 7 ish and check to see if they took credit. I figured I'd at least get a massage out of it if anything, wasn't really expecting much. Gave them a call, Cindy answered and didn't seem very happy about me mentioning credit. She asked if I was coming over and I told her half an hour. Thankfully traffic outbound on the Eisenhower was light since rush hour was over.

So I drive up there, it's quite a bit out of the way from my home and my work LOL, but whatever. I'm not terribly familiar with the area, looking around I had some mixed feelings about driving out there with my car. It's rather nice, and well keeps me from doing the SW thing since it screams "rip me off and jack my shit". I make it out there and it's not very economically developed out there LOL, most shops (99% of them) are closed at 8 pm on a week day and a bunch "for lease" or "for sale". I parked at a meter since it's a fairly busy street, figured wouldn't be a problem (it was fine in the end). Had a smoke and went across the street and finished up out front.

Opened the first door, second was locked with a doorbell and a sign pointing at it that said "Massage. LOL. So I rang the doorbell and Cindy came to the door after a minute and opened up. She's about 5'6", tight little body, decent chest. She was wearing a very low cut house dress, very nice view. She asked if I had called and I said yes and she let me in. She asked how long and I said hour with table shower. I pulled out my credit card and I'd (which she said she needed for CC transactions) and she had me come over to the little office thing. She tries to photocopy my I'd, says the CC company needs it. She can't figure it out so she just hands it back and charges my card $77 for the TS and massage + cc transaction fee ($7 transaction fee LOL). She mentions tip and I say I have cash for tips and smile while staring at her chest. She then takes me to a room just off the hall and tells me to take everything off then leaves to get the table ready.

So the place is slightly run down, carpet kinda dingy I think, it wasn't very well lit, so hard to tell, it wasn't bad though. Stacks of toilet paper rolls, towels, a blinking alarm clock, sink, 2 chairs and coat hooks. Place smells ok though. I didn't bother with any towels or anything and she comes back and grabs a towel then takes my hand to take me into the shower room. She proceeds to tell me to lay on the table on my stomach and I oblige. First thing she says is "you're beautiful, I love your back". I'm fairly in shape, I guess she was pleasantly surprised, or just trying to be nice LOL. She immediately started soaping my back and spent ample amount of time on my ass and reaching downwards. I gave a few moans of approval and she starts telling me how guys have been ripping her off with chargebacks on credit cards. I tell her not to worry. She doesn't spend much time on my back, mostly my ass LOL. She tell me to flip. I'm a little stiff at this point and she immediately grabs little man and starts working him. I was amply surprised LOL, last time I had a TS she asked if it was ok to touch it. She soaps the rest of me up and goes back to rubbing him. She took a good long time making sure I was quite hard, all the while telling me about all the people that have ripped her off with credit cards LOL. She probably spent 5 minute stroking it and then rinsed me off and had me get up and dry off.

We go back to the massage room and she has me sit on the edge of the table. She rinses her mouth a little and washes her hands at the sink then comes over and puts her arms around me and puts her breasts in my face. I was quite surprised at that LOL. She starts caressing my back and telling me more about how people ripped her off with credit cards, but interjects that she loves my skin. I put my hands on her hips and slowly move them up, then I ask if I can touch. She said yes and I felt her great breasts, then I decided fuck it and took them out of her bra and sucked on her nipples a bit. She moaned a little then talked about how some guys were nice and she finished them and they still ripped her off. She said one guy even stole her phone. I said no worries and she asked if I would like services. I asked what was available and she said happy ending or everything. I inquired what was everything and she points between her legs and says "down there". I was like "really? I was a bit taken aback at the fact she was offering FS being a first timer. I said sure, how much? Well I guess I got FS for what she charges for a BJ. She got a phone call and left the room to take it. I looked in my coat while she was out and realized I left the condoms in the car. Almost always carry one on me. So I sat back down and hoped she had one. She comes back and spends a bunch of time telling me about some guy that tried to rape her and how the police found him and locked him up. I figured at this point she's just trying to make an impression that she doesn't fuck around, she's probably slightly nervous about stuff, but she seemed like she really wanted to get fucked LOL.

Anyways, she produces a condom and slips it on and starts going down. She's got some good technique for a covered. I usually don't like covered BJ, but she was decent at it. I was quite relieved she had her own, but they are too tight:/ She then stands up and tells me she wants me to fuck her and grabs a pillow and has me stand next to the table. She lays down and spreads for me and slips me in. She wraps her legs around me and starts moaning as we do the deed. I think she may have even cum at one point LOL, certainly felt like it, had a good grip at one point.

When it was all over she wrapped her arms around me and thanked me, she smiled and hugged me for a bit, then the damn doorbell rang. She got up and got dressed and let the next client in and took him to his room while I got dressed. She came back and told me I had to come back again, I said I will, but next time I should probably get a massage too and laughed. She left and dealt with the guy then came back and sat on the floor next to me while I tied my combat boots (extra long laces, takes a minute LOL). She said she liked the boots and then she tugged at my pants to make sure they weren't caught on my boots and got up. She hugged me and went to kiss me on the lips, I wasn't expecting that either and it ended up being half on her cheek LOL. Now she could have been just trying to get a new repeat customer and being nice, but I kinda think she liked it as much as I did.

Needless to say, about 45 minutes, no massage, very strange preoccupation with being ripped off with credit cards, but I think the extras were worth the money. I will definitely be repeating, and probably soon. Make sure she gets her money guys, don't be like the other guys that did charge backs LOL. I would pay cash to skip the half hour of credit card story.

[PvdHandyman]

Will be in Oakbrook for the weekend was wondering if I had to "ring the doorbell" at this spa or if the door would be open? Was thinking about a. 40 tip.

[Pilatus65]

Couldn't agree more with this statement. So far, I have been fortunate to have rec'd mostly options A and B above and credit the reports on this site for helping me choose wisely. Thanks!

Frankly, when the massage at any place has the therapist going thru the motions or as a mere pretext to the second act if there is one, that is very annoying. So, I'm not so forgiving. I've found the caliber of massage has been on the wane universally, especially at venues that I have given repeat business to. I feel taken for granted. Exploited if you will. As if they don't take my massage interest seriously.

[ToplessnCago]

I am ok with spending 70 dollars on a very good legit massage. I'm also ok spending 70 plus tip on a mediocre massage with HE from a young and attractive provider. I become furious when I spend 70 dollars on a mediocre legit massage.

Couldn't agree more with this statement. So far, I have been fortunate to have rec'd mostly options A and B above and credit the reports on this site for helping me choose wisely. Thanks!

[BadDances]

Just came across this on the news and wanted to share for those interested. Pine Tree spa apparently got busted.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburb...327-story.html

Yeah I didn't bother going back the first time it was busted. That said I miss Spa 7. It was a hell of a drive to get there but most of the women there were really willing. Hard to find a good AMP these days.

[ApplePiePussy]

I've only ever had one really good massage from a legit Chinese place. It was called Dao Spa on the southside. Unfortunately they shut down and the girl moved on. She was young and incredibly talented. That said, the overwhelming amount of massages from Chinese girls, whether legit or HE, have been shit. This is probably why Bob's place is so busy. I am ok with spending 70 dollars on a very good legit massage. I'm also ok spending 70 plus tip on a mediocre massage with HE from a young and attractive provider. I become furious when I spend 70 dollars on a mediocre legit massage. There is nothing worse than trying a new Chinese place, where the women are old and unattractive, the massage being mediocre making you think there is an HE coming to at least salvage the experience, and then of course nothing, besides you know, them asking for more tip because that's somehow acceptable in Chinese culture. I have my two places that I go to for a legit massages and they are most definitely not Asian. By and large Europeans give the better quality massages, with some American girls in there as well.