Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnBoy69]

I was over in Medford today and noticed Jade tucked behind the Citizens Bank. According to their post on CL under therapeutic, they're new. Figured I'd give them a try.

Was greeted by a taller (5'8" Asian woman, 40 ish, slender, no name given. Noticed another woman there (shorter, around 5'5", mid 40's?, little thicker, later learned she goes by Lucy). Neither were real lookers but the first could've been OK to get the job done. She took me to a room and asked if I'd been there before. I said no, she then asked if it was my first time, I said first time here, but many times other places. She said ok and left me to get ready. Note, there are curtains and doors on the rooms; they only closed the curtain, left door open.

Once on the table the shorter woman came in for my massage. This irked me a little, kinda felt like a bait-and-switch (not that it was a huge downgrade). She gave me a very good semi-draped legit deep tissue massage, probably 8/10. Nice strong hands, elbows, etc. During, she paid attention to my upper inner thigh area, and even threw in a little perineum tease, so I figured the standard ending was in the cards. After the flip, a good front massage, and right when she reached the point I expected the finale to commence, the timer went off and we were done. Not sure if that was intentional or poor time management. With the tease I certainly expected otherwise, so maybe there's more on the menu for repeat customers? Anyway, left to my own devices, I rubbed one out quickly before I got dressed. I never leave a job unfinished. LOL.

The vig was. 6 to the house / gave her. 2 on way out (before you think me cheap, for a standard massage, 33% tip is plenty).

TLDR. If you want a legit massage and don't care about the ending, maybe worth a try. I doubt I'll repeat but might since. 8 is a good price for a massage.

1) What is perineum?

2) where did you rub one out before getting dressed? Where did you dump the goo?

3) what is vig?

4) what is tldr?

Thank you! Merci beaucoup.

[Yello Tail]

Just trying to find out where the good action is so I don't end up wasting my time and money finding out the hard way. I guess I'm going to have to since In new. Whats the point of all this.

Even with good tips, there are no guarantees that the experience will be the same for you as it was for someone else. Even how one guy describes looks one guys describes a 10 you go and in your opinion she is a 3. Some guys want a good massage, some don't care about the massage they just want the HE. Some like them with meat on the bones (built for comfort) others want spinners (built for speed). Plus the talent turns over frequently. So you never know for sure if this is the one. You are searching for unicorns. And not just unicorns. The unicorn. The ads are deceptive. Bait on the hook. Don't depend on them other than a phone number and address. Read the board and if a place seems interesting to you then try it out. If the provider does not look good to you don't be afraid to walk away. If you find one you like get her name and her phone number (not the business card) her cell number because she may be working some place else when you get the itch and need to see her again. Most guys recommend the Hh saves you 20. If you like what's she doing you can always ask for more time as long as they are not busy. Most important advice. This is an expensive additive hobby. You will waste lots of time and lots of money. You may start off with occasional or monthly visits then you may need weekly or even more. If you can't afford to spend the money don't get into this hobby.

[TEZagat]

I was over in Medford today and noticed Jade tucked behind the Citizens Bank. According to their post on CL under therapeutic, they're new. Figured I'd give them a try.

Was greeted by a taller (5'8" Asian woman, 40 ish, slender, no name given. Noticed another woman there (shorter, around 5'5", mid 40's?, little thicker, later learned she goes by Lucy). Neither were real lookers but the first could've been OK to get the job done. She took me to a room and asked if I'd been there before. I said no, she then asked if it was my first time, I said first time here, but many times other places. She said ok and left me to get ready. Note, there are curtains and doors on the rooms; they only closed the curtain, left door open.

Once on the table the shorter woman came in for my massage. This irked me a little, kinda felt like a bait-and-switch (not that it was a huge downgrade). She gave me a very good semi-draped legit deep tissue massage, probably 8/10. Nice strong hands, elbows, etc. During, she paid attention to my upper inner thigh area, and even threw in a little perineum tease, so I figured the standard ending was in the cards. After the flip, a good front massage, and right when she reached the point I expected the finale to commence, the timer went off and we were done. Not sure if that was intentional or poor time management. With the tease I certainly expected otherwise, so maybe there's more on the menu for repeat customers? Anyway, left to my own devices, I rubbed one out quickly before I got dressed. I never leave a job unfinished. LOL.

The vig was. 6 to the house / gave her. 2 on way out (before you think me cheap, for a standard massage, 33% tip is plenty).

TLDR. If you want a legit massage and don't care about the ending, maybe worth a try. I doubt I'll repeat but might since. 8 is a good price for a massage.

[DownWind]

Dropped in and drew Angela. Nice looking early 40's pleasant with decent English. 1/2 hour. Never asked any questions just started with deep tissue followed by soft tease. On the flip right to a nice HE. Some UTC access for a limited time to a very generous and real rack. Would repeat. 40/50.

[Fly Dangler]

I'm fairly new to this hobby and don't do it often. Just trying to find out where the good action is so I don't end up wasting my time and money finding out the hard way. I guess I'm going to have to since In new. Whats the point of all this.

Actually if you'd take the time to read back through at least the past couple months posts here I'm pretty sure you'll find out just about everything you say you want to know. THAT is the point of all this!

[FinalRound]

Went there for Nicole, but she isn't there anymore. Went with the only girl available who looked older maybe forty+ so I decided to do the HH. Massage was a bit short, but asked to flip for HE, I asked to touch above and got a little play. Not like before, will try another place.

[Herow]

Well the UTR in Watertown is dead; the wheel of time has turned once again and the owner has moved on to other things. All that is left is for the old timers to reminisce. Over the last year things were pretty crazy both good and bad there. I was there for the majority of it. If anyone wants to PM and swap stories, hit me up. And if you can't give me some info that proves you know of what you speak, LOL. Don't bother.

[FinalRound]

A few months ago there was a girl named nicole. This time I didn't seen her, was told she had already left. I entered, an older 40 +, black short hair, small fat woman led me into the room, I asked her if there is any other girl, she was busy to answer. Ok, I paid for half an hour, got naked, she came in, gave me fifteen minutes, told me to turn over, gave me HE, asked her if she can pull up the clothes? After a definite answer, I stroked her breast, quick end. Below average. Won't be going back.

[SupremeJay]

Stopped by yesterday. Only 1 person working. She was below average in my books, prob late 40's. Anyway paid for the hh. $. Laid down and got a pretty good massage. The timer went off and I was expecting her to ask me to flip. Never did. Got a hot towel clean up to end the session. When I was walking ou she was asked for a tip but I've alrdy left $10 on the bed. Overall no menu but I won't l repeat even if there was.

[Bruno68]

I don't really like HJ places and usually go to Pawtucket for AMP, but my UTR flaked on me and I had already taken a blue diamond, so I decided to stop here since it was on the way home.

When I entered a really cute thin girl with long dark hair greeted me and asked me to wait for a few minutes for one of the rooms to open. If this was going to be my girl, I would happily wait. However, when a room was available I got a different girl with very short hair. She was reasonably cute and in her 20's, but I asked if I could have the other girl, she said it would 20 minutes and I said no problem. I sat in the room reading my phone and 15 later a 3rd girl comes in. It turns out this girl is apple. She had blondes hair and bangs and looked really pretty, so I forgot about the first girl.

Opted for 30 min since it was my first time. She asked what kind of massage and I said light. She stood at the head of the table at the start so I massaged her ass from the start so that we both knew why I was there. After about 10 minutes of nice light teasing she asked me to flip, but I asked for a prostate exam. She obliged happily and then I flipped after another 5 min or so. She oiled up junior and I asked if I could suck on her tits. She lifted her shirt and bra and damn she has really awesome. I didn't last very long.

She cleaned me up and intended to do regular message for the balance of my time, but once I pop, I am ready to move on. She was a sweet girl with a friendly attitude. I just wish FS or at least BJ was on the menu.

[MasajoViro]

Thanks for bearing with me guys. I'm relatively new to the hobby and still trying to figure out how it all works...
Hopefully I'll be able to contribute value is the future.

Welcome aboard! Ya got to start somewhere & everyone is looking forward to your future contributions.

When I became interested, I realized there was a lot to be gained by simply reading the forum. I probably read for a couple years before my first post, LOL. Use the search function and you can find threads about the particular area of interest, then backtrack through those threads. Lots of good information, although it is worth remembering that AAMPs change a lot, the non-AMPs not so much. You'll see a lot of YMMV comments -- as well as RTFF when you ask too many questions! Just don't be a nuisance, contribute, and before long you'll earn your chops. Happy hunting & stay safe.

[TravisBooth]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

My two cents: YMMV, but my own experience with most places is that taking an hour won't usually move the needle towards greater service. I have pretty good luck, even at places where I'm not sure about the level of service, by following a formula. The following isn't an ironclad "how-to" so much as it's just a combination of things that seem to improve my odds, even at places where happiness may not be a sure thing.

30 minutes the first visit anywhere.

Get completely naked (should go without saying, but if you RTFF you'll find many instances of noobs asking: "I left my rubber Hazmat suit on and she never even went near my junk. What am I doing wrong? Don't be that guy.

Complement the lady, especially if you're lucky enough to get a pretty one. I usually ask up front, during the house fee exchange: (Pointing) "You do the massage?" and if she says yes, then I say something like "Lucky me" or "Oh, very good. " I might say more if she seems to have decent English skills. It's also a way to be sure you won't be being baited and switched with a pinch-hit grandma after they get the dough, although that can still happen on rare occasions -- and if it does, then I don't recommend going back to that place.

Get a soft massage, unless you need more. I go for something very simple, abandoning the rules of grammar (again, calibrating for how much English they can comprehend) along the lines of: "Soft. For relax. " This sends the message that therapy and improved circulation are not the main goals. Side benefit: They will usually do a soft massage without oil or lotion, so you don't need to worry about reeking of are+T when you get home. (This does not matter to everybody, but it does to me. I also suppose it also leaves their arms less tired for the main event, which lessens the likelihood that they'll quit from tennis elbow after three minutes.).

Talk a little at the start of the session. If the English is OK, then maybe talk more. Otherwise just let the lady know when she's making you feel good, or extra good, and don't make fruitless conversation.

Oh, and be clean when you get there. I'm sure the ladies in this business would tell you that jackhammering a stranger who reeks of sweat and ass and foot-rot is an even worse job than jackhammering a stranger who doesn't.

I'm not trying to be the headmaster of are+T University here -- plenty of others on this board have a lot more experience than I do. But I do OK with this approach, and it's DEFINITELY NOT because I'm so damn handsome, young, in shape, or still have all my hair. Your mileage may vary.

[ParForMe]

What's the deal with the Thai place in Union?!

Last summer I stopped in for the first time and got one of the best massages ever. Girl was young (20's) with a cute face and tight little body. Her massage skills were good. Her demeanor was friendly / flirty / complimentary. English was good enough to communicate. At the start of the massage, I thought it might be legit, but she slowly teased and built anticipation throughout the session to the point I was very comfortable reaching out and roaming OTC. After the flip, she went right into the finish without a word about tip and actually seemed to enjoy giving me release. Even encouraged me to roam UTC before removing pants / shirt to expose her matching thing / bra set and ending up FIV. After release, she cleaned me up gently and sat on the table to chat for a bit. Tipped her appropriately and told her I'd be back.

I've been back three times trying to recapture that experience to no avail. The second visit was with a skinny older woman who was almost unfriendly. Massage was adequate, if rote. She kept her distance and rejected my attempts to initiate contact. Third visit was with an ugly-ish, heavy-set woman (I've heard she's may be the owner? Massage was decent. Zero indication there was further relaxationto be had, so I didn't even try (she wasn't my type anyway). Fourth visit was just last week.

I have had very similar experience with that place, the first time I went was a very cute / attractive young women whom gave me a great message. It took a bit of convincing but was able to get the HE from her and left extremely happy. I have been back twice since than and always had a younger attractive masseur but have been repeatedly told they don't do that at that location. It's a shame I have always like the massage I got from them and would consider going back if I just need that.

[Momo2]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

I have not been there for a while so things may have changed. But I have always been able to get a HE after some initial resistance. I do not go often so I have not been able to build some familiarity. I find it to be a very average place for everything and average is not what I am looking for.

Go up and down Rte 53 and you will find better options.

[Eligrn101]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?