Massage Parlor Reports

**TravisBooth** · 05-04-17 11:57

Originally Posted by Eligrn101 [View Original Post]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

My two cents: YMMV, but my own experience with most places is that taking an hour won't usually move the needle towards greater service. I have pretty good luck, even at places where I'm not sure about the level of service, by following a formula. The following isn't an ironclad "how-to" so much as it's just a combination of things that seem to improve my odds, even at places where happiness may not be a sure thing.

30 minutes the first visit anywhere.

Get completely naked (should go without saying, but if you RTFF you'll find many instances of noobs asking: "I left my rubber Hazmat suit on and she never even went near my junk. What am I doing wrong? Don't be that guy.

Complement the lady, especially if you're lucky enough to get a pretty one. I usually ask up front, during the house fee exchange: (Pointing) "You do the massage?" and if she says yes, then I say something like "Lucky me" or "Oh, very good. " I might say more if she seems to have decent English skills. It's also a way to be sure you won't be being baited and switched with a pinch-hit grandma after they get the dough, although that can still happen on rare occasions -- and if it does, then I don't recommend going back to that place.

Get a soft massage, unless you need more. I go for something very simple, abandoning the rules of grammar (again, calibrating for how much English they can comprehend) along the lines of: "Soft. For relax. " This sends the message that therapy and improved circulation are not the main goals. Side benefit: They will usually do a soft massage without oil or lotion, so you don't need to worry about reeking of are+T when you get home. (This does not matter to everybody, but it does to me. I also suppose it also leaves their arms less tired for the main event, which lessens the likelihood that they'll quit from tennis elbow after three minutes.).

Talk a little at the start of the session. If the English is OK, then maybe talk more. Otherwise just let the lady know when she's making you feel good, or extra good, and don't make fruitless conversation.

Oh, and be clean when you get there. I'm sure the ladies in this business would tell you that jackhammering a stranger who reeks of sweat and ass and foot-rot is an even worse job than jackhammering a stranger who doesn't.

I'm not trying to be the headmaster of are+T University here -- plenty of others on this board have a lot more experience than I do. But I do OK with this approach, and it's DEFINITELY NOT because I'm so damn handsome, young, in shape, or still have all my hair. Your mileage may vary.

**ParForMe** · 05-04-17 11:56

Originally Posted by AnonymousYoung [View Original Post]

What's the deal with the Thai place in Union?!

Last summer I stopped in for the first time and got one of the best massages ever. Girl was young (20's) with a cute face and tight little body. Her massage skills were good. Her demeanor was friendly / flirty / complimentary. English was good enough to communicate. At the start of the massage, I thought it might be legit, but she slowly teased and built anticipation throughout the session to the point I was very comfortable reaching out and roaming OTC. After the flip, she went right into the finish without a word about tip and actually seemed to enjoy giving me release. Even encouraged me to roam UTC before removing pants / shirt to expose her matching thing / bra set and ending up FIV. After release, she cleaned me up gently and sat on the table to chat for a bit. Tipped her appropriately and told her I'd be back.

I've been back three times trying to recapture that experience to no avail. The second visit was with a skinny older woman who was almost unfriendly. Massage was adequate, if rote. She kept her distance and rejected my attempts to initiate contact. Third visit was with an ugly-ish, heavy-set woman (I've heard she's may be the owner? Massage was decent. Zero indication there was further relaxationto be had, so I didn't even try (she wasn't my type anyway). Fourth visit was just last week.

I have had very similar experience with that place, the first time I went was a very cute / attractive young women whom gave me a great message. It took a bit of convincing but was able to get the HE from her and left extremely happy. I have been back twice since than and always had a younger attractive masseur but have been repeatedly told they don't do that at that location. It's a shame I have always like the massage I got from them and would consider going back if I just need that.

**Momo2** · 05-04-17 11:18

Originally Posted by Eligrn101 [View Original Post]

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

I have not been there for a while so things may have changed. But I have always been able to get a HE after some initial resistance. I do not go often so I have not been able to build some familiarity. I find it to be a very average place for everything and average is not what I am looking for.

Go up and down Rte 53 and you will find better options.

**Eligrn101** · 05-04-17 08:17

Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?

**Member #6999** · 05-03-17 23:02

Originally Posted by Member#4063 [View Original Post]

Visit MA a couple of times a quarter and might visit, where is this AMP located please.

To call, right now she works alone, new girl on the way. She has gotten very busy. This week already filled. Head to toe great massage. She said leave VM or text her. She can't answer if working.

**DownWind** · 05-03-17 20:57

Originally Posted by Inside495 [View Original Post]

Table Shower or Standing Shower?

Standing by yourself. Usually older ladies, mid 50's. Limited menu.

**Yello Tail** · 05-03-17 19:42

Originally Posted by AnonymousYoung [View Original Post]

What's the deal with the Thai place in Union?!

Last summer I stopped in for the first time and got one of the best massages ever. Girl was young (20's) with a cute face and tight little body. Her massage skills were good. Her demeanor was friendly / flirty / complimentary. English was good enough to communicate. At the start of the massage, I thought it might be legit, but she slowly teased and built anticipation throughout the session to the point I was very comfortable reaching out and roaming OTC. After the flip, she went right into the finish without a word about tip and actually seemed to enjoy giving me release. Even encouraged me to roam UTC before removing pants / shirt to expose her matching thing / bra set and ending up FIV. After release, she cleaned me up gently and sat on the table to chat for a bit. Tipped her appropriately and told her I'd be back.

I've been back three times trying to recapture that experience to no avail. The second visit was with a skinny older woman who was almost unfriendly. Massage was adequate, if rote. She kept her distance and rejected my attempts to initiate contact. Third visit was with an ugly-ish, heavy-set woman (I've heard she's may be the owner? Massage was decent. Zero indication there was further relaxation to be had, so I didn't even try (she wasn't my type anyway). Fourth visit was just last week. Been a while since the first visit, so I can't be sure, but I think it may have been the same provider as my first visit. Young, cute, tight body. Even better massage than I remembered. Good flirtation. Got to the flip. And nothing! Now I'm all confused. Got her name this time, thinking about going back again soon to see if I can progress.

Have any of you guys had a similar experience with this place? Any advice? Thanks!

Your first experience was not typical of a Thai place. Your next two experiences are very typical. You may never find another like the first one you had. I had one or two in Malden that were very accommodating. Then they moved on and I haven't been able to find another good one since.

**Hotboyzz** · 05-03-17 13:26

Thank you for addressing this problem. Folks have got to put in their time!

Originally Posted by HappyDave [View Original Post]

Been getting request for the UTR in Watertown, latest from Mr Gabbos, might have spelled it wrong. I tell him four posts and all are questions do not "earn" you the wright to that level of info. Now I am trying to be nice so A2 does not pull my post. Mr, G could not take no for answer and asked again.

All I did was delete his PM and block him. So many out there with almost no posts but spread out enough to know they have been watching the board for years and all they have done is ask questions. Guys those of us that have contributed are not going to give you Jack, if there is no hope of us getting anything good in return. So Don't waste my time opening a PM.

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**AnonymousYoung** · 05-03-17 13:00

Originally Posted by BreakingBad [View Original Post]

You never mentioned any names so it's hard to help you. Maybe she just made enough money that day. Or maybe her boss was nearby. You really want us to help you figure out women?

Thanks for bearing with me guys. I'm relatively new to the hobby and still trying to figure out how it all works. Honestly, I was just hoping someone could confirm one way or the other where the place was worth my time. If anyone is kind enough to share their experiences with the place, please shoot me a PM.

Sorry for hogging the board this morning. Hopefully I'll be able to contribute value is the future.

**Member #4063** · 05-03-17 12:31

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

eighty for hour. Forty five half hour.

Visit MA a couple of times a quarter and might visit, where is this AMP located please.

**DickWalnut12** · 05-03-17 10:15

Just wondering if there are other good providers with a full menu in the north shore area. I'm also willing to go as far as Quincy. I've been seeing Hong from Wilmington and Wendy of Wendys Spa a lot but its time for some new providers. PM me if you would like.

Thanks.

**AnonymousYoung** · 05-03-17 09:28

Originally Posted by Spanker100 [View Original Post]

Can you be more specific regarding location? There are multiple Unions.

Sorry about the confusion. I'm talking about Smile in Somerville.

**Member #5552** · 05-03-17 09:22

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**Member #6999** · 05-03-17 09:03

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

Cute Asian girl. Very qualified in massage. Price was right. She worked all my sore muscles back to normal. I almost fell asleep in her hands. R. E. M. MASSAGE THERAPY. 781488888 FIVE.

eighty for hour. Forty five half hour.