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**Iceman407** · 05-04-17 09:35

Originally Posted by Unreconstructe [View Original Post]

Really, where you there? I dreamt that we were suppose to meet at my hotel room at 9 am. I texted and called with no reply. Checkout was at 11. Since the room was already paid for, I waited until it was time to check out. As I was getting ready to check out, she finally texted me. She told me she overslept and that she didn't have WiFi connection until she had walked to CVS. She wanted me to pick her up there, which was 25 minutes away, because her car was at Autozone with a broken belt. That doesn't sound like being on time to me. But maybe you're correct and she was on time as it was was only a dream and anything can happen in a dream.

I think he was talking about his time with her.

**Iceman407** · 05-04-17 09:34

Originally Posted by AwsumLuvr8 [View Original Post]

Morning fellas!

Has anyone had an encounters with this duo? I have searched all over and can't find anything. They're responsive by text, but not enough to give me the warm and fuzzies. Anyway, hope someone can help.

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...girls/19445588

Thanks,

Kev.

Looks TGTBT I googled the number and checked fb.

**AwsumLuvr8** · 05-04-17 08:09

Morning fellas!

Has anyone had an encounters with this duo? I have searched all over and can't find anything. They're responsive by text, but not enough to give me the warm and fuzzies. Anyway, hope someone can help.

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...girls/19445588

Thanks,

Kev.

**BayouJ** · 05-04-17 06:31

Gentlemen, I will be in town next week, for a conference, and am looking for a recommendation for a reliable outcall provider. I'm staying at a Hilton property off Universal Blvd near the convention center.

Any help is appreciated. I am glad to return the favor if you ever head up to the DC / Northern VA area.

Thanks, and happy mongering!

**DayTripr** · 05-04-17 00:58

Been seeing her post a long time but can't find a review on this one and want to know if it's worth the trouble.

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...ideos/18999195

**Unreconstructe** · 05-03-17 23:36

Originally Posted by Unreconstructe [View Original Post]

In my dream, she was over an hour late

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...ening/19048635

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

She was on time

Really, where you there? I dreamt that we were suppose to meet at my hotel room at 9 am. I texted and called with no reply. Checkout was at 11. Since the room was already paid for, I waited until it was time to check out. As I was getting ready to check out, she finally texted me. She told me she overslept and that she didn't have WiFi connection until she had walked to CVS. She wanted me to pick her up there, which was 25 minutes away, because her car was at Autozone with a broken belt. That doesn't sound like being on time to me. But maybe you're correct and she was on time as it was was only a dream and anything can happen in a dream.

**Paul Atreides** · 05-03-17 19:07

Originally Posted by MikeInBrazil [View Original Post]

I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.

I LOL'd after I read his review. That girl is a mess.

Atreides.

**Chris5** · 05-03-17 17:08

Originally Posted by MikeInBrazil [View Original Post]

I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.

No doubt this is a chick posing as a monger. Absolutely pathetic.

C5.

**MT314** · 05-03-17 15:48

Originally Posted by MikeInBrazil [View Original Post]

I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.

Most of us in here don't even know what pumps are LOL. If I didn't grow up with sisters, I wouldn't either.

It's kind of coincidental that three new members popped into the scene around the same time. If you look at their posts, they echo the same things that are clearly BS.

When you see the same providers over and over you know how they operate. Then a few new members with two or three posts talk about how their experience with the same providers are beyond what you know they do.

I agree, it's pretty fishy!

MT314.

**MikeInBrazil** · 05-03-17 15:11

Originally Posted by LurkyLerkums [View Original Post]

https://backpage.com.orlando.listcra...20489364/nikki

Dreamed I had THE BEST time of my life. Decided to give this slice of pie a shot. Nikki was prompt to answer my text and give directions along with standard donation info (100 mario coins for hh). When I met up she was dressed in a long black skirt with pumps. MmmmmMMmmm. The arrangement was that she didn't have a place so we drove to the east side where I felt comfy. Super soft skin along with a red hot furnace that was only matched by the color of her hair. My word! I strapped up and was ready for combat but the moment ol' riley stepped into the hot box I knew the clock was ticking. Normally I can easily run the marathon, but this time was something different. From the sounds to the genuine enjoyment on her face, I sadly only lasted a fraction of my time. This "never" happens. No bs'ing, I was happier than a kite in a hurricane. I dropped her off and realized it was all a dream. A great dream I hope others will have as well.

As always, stay safe Mongers.

I'm going to call BS on this report, double post in different threads and another post calling out a provider, smells fishy to me.

**Vino 7373** · 05-03-17 14:59

Originally Posted by Unreconstructe [View Original Post]

In my dream, she was over an hour late and she didn't look anything like her pictures. I should have woken up then, but I kept on dreaming. We agreed on FS with multiple pops. After a BBBJCIMWS she said time was up. I would be NOT repeat. She seemed like a nice person, just not for this business. I was glad to wake up.

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...ening/19048635

She was on time and she says she uses accurate pics. Her face isn't shown in her pics and the body appears to be correct for the most part. She seemed to be a pretty cool girl and we got along well.

Her oral game was pretty good and I would recommend her for the good oral she performs. She is a big girl at 6' tall. She lost a good deal of weight, so Buffguy's review on the oThER site is accurate.

I will see her again at the QV oral only gift rate and I do recommend her for a value SP.

She stays in the Conway area of town but does not have a viable incall. Car date or take her somewhere. As always, tenured members can PM me for details.

**TrailHunter** · 05-03-17 14:20

Different Joan because here's the Joan I posted about: https://independent.com.orlando.list.../20546669/joan.

TH.

**MT314** · 05-03-17 10:28

Originally Posted by TrailHunter [View Original Post]

Very Good friend. Very Good woman. Great Head. And Great Fuck!! And how about that ass?

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/at...8&d=1433317024

Trail Hunter.

I don't think we're talking about the same Joan. I'm pretty sure he was referring to Joan who owns Simply Massage. Her studio is on 192 right across the street from the turnpike.

I've read prior reviews that said she didn't give any extras at all. The only thing she'll allow is for you to be undraped.

TrailHunter, can you please verify? If it's the Joan you're talking about, she's very close to me and I'll quickly become a regular!

Here's a pic of Joan from her website. Hopefully I attached it properly.

MT314.

**OliverOil** · 05-03-17 07:22

Originally Posted by TampaDj [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...alist/19500363

Had no luck on OBT, so I give this one a call. I see someone had said she didn't look that great, and passed on her. But I'll take a cracked out skinny chick over a thick chick any day. What can I say, I'm into the spinner chicks.

Anyway, I ask her to come to my hotel. She asks if I can go over there where her roommate is. I said nope, come over here. She agreed at first, said she would take an "uber". I offered to pick her up, she declined. She then calls back and said she can't walk right, can I come over there. Again, I declined since I assumed she had her "driver" over there, and another girl.

Has anyone had luck with this one?

Her "driver" is her room mate Clarisa with whom she does doubles. She's a tiny petite lady that you see in the ad, the pics are accurate. I met her and she didn't look "cracked out" to me. She walks with a slight limp and I got the impression that she'd been physically abused by a former spouse or BF. Clarisa with whom I had an awesome time is no threat. She's a hot MILF with excellent skills, her pics are accurate as well. They are traveling, staying together and sharing incall. I don't think they want or need any guys hanging around. I sure didn't see any male clothes at their incall. They were pretty chill and no drama. Seems like they'd had enough drama already.

OO.

**Tampa Dj** · 05-03-17 03:16

http://orlando.backpage.com/WomenSee...alist/19500363

Had no luck on OBT, so I give this one a call. I see someone had said she didn't look that great, and passed on her. But I'll take a cracked out skinny chick over a thick chick any day. What can I say, I'm into the spinner chicks.

Anyway, I ask her to come to my hotel. She asks if I can go over there where her roommate is. I said nope, come over here. She agreed at first, said she would take an "uber". I offered to pick her up, she declined. She then calls back and said she can't walk right, can I come over there. Again, I declined since I assumed she had her "driver" over there, and another girl.

Has anyone had luck with this one?