Massage Parlor Reports

[RockChalk]

Great story! I, like you, have recently stumbled into the land of the mongers. One of my favorite hobbies, much better than collecting baseball cards!

Curious your experience with H2 O Spa in Lake City. My first experience ever with an AMP was at H2 O. I stumbled in there when I had stopped at Papa Murphy's for some pizza. I ended up going there 3 times and each time I thought it would end far happier than it did, based upon the grazing of the boys, no towel, etc. But, alas, there was no happy ending to speak of, although my first ever table shower afterward was enjoyable despite me being way too long for it. I since have moved on to other sources of massage happiness.

Tonight, I visited Soft Bay Spa in Lake City and saw Lucy. Young and pretty, she gives a great massage. A limited menu, I imagine, but I had a very happy experience on the receiving end of Lucy's strong hands.

There was an interesting moment before I was led upstairs when Lucy was leading her customer down the stairs while I sat on the couch in the open lobby. The gentleman looked at me with what might be described as the mongers' grin and said, "Have a good night". I said "Thanks. You, too. " All I could think was, "I wonder if that was LCB or GreyJake?

New to the hobby and this site. You've already provided me with great advice. Thanks.

A little over a month ago I inadvertently had my first professional HE. I had been going to a Chinese foot spa in the Ranch 99 market in Edmonds for reflexology and it was okay, but most of all it was cheap. When I was wandering around the new Asian shopping center at 130th and Aurora one Saturday afternoon, I happened upon the L Spa, located inside the center next to a cafe. There was a menu on the door and they listed similar items to the Ranch 99 place for only a little bit more. I decided to give them a try.

Upon entering I am surprised, in my naivete, to find no customers on any of the four or five foot massage tables. I approach the desk and talk to one of two middle-aged Chinese women, neither of whom you'd look twice at on the street. I settle on a combo half-hour foot massage and hour body massage. The younger of the two women (but not by much) takes me over to the foot table and gives me a wholly adequate foot rub. Then she beckons me into a private room, tells me to disrobe and leaves. On the massage table is a small white towel. I have had plenty of legit, conventional massages and I know that towel is too small to cover me so I keep my underwear on and lie on the table.

She comes back in and scolds me for leaving my shorts on and tells me to take them off. "First time get massage?" I take them off and get back on the table, humbled and confused. She then asks about pressure ("Hard") and proceeds to give me a very credible massage. But she keeps moving that towel around and gets very close to my boys on multiple occasions. I try everything I can to keep from getting stiff, thinking about work, baseball, math problems, all to no avail. When she tells me to turn over I think she's going to notice it for sure.

She rubs my chest and my stomach and starts working my inner thighs. I look like I've surrendered because that towel is waving around like a white flag. She points to my flagstaff and cocks an eyebrow. I nod, she whisks the towel away, gets some more lotion and then gives me the fastest, most intense HJ in my life. I get a little loud just before I finish and she shushes me. She cleans me up, tells me we're done, and leaves. I get dressed, stagger out to the front and pay. Apparently a .25 tip isn't enough. I give her another .2 and leave.

It took me a while to figure out that what happened wasn't an aberration but the whole point of the business. Then I started noticing massage places wherever I went. Being a modern man, I figured there must be information about them on the web, which led me to this site. In the past month, I've tried a few other places which I'll try to report on soon, including H20 on Lake City Way, Symmetry on Greenwood, Sakura, and Elite. The learning curve has been stiff, I mean steep, but thoroughly enjoyable.

[DonBruhaha]

New to the hobby and this site. You've already provided me with great advice. Thanks.

A little over a month ago I inadvertently had my first professional HE. I had been going to a Chinese foot spa in the Ranch 99 market in Edmonds for reflexology and it was okay, but most of all it was cheap. When I was wandering around the new Asian shopping center at 130th and Aurora one Saturday afternoon, I happened upon the L Spa, located inside the center next to a cafe. There was a menu on the door and they listed similar items to the Ranch 99 place for only a little bit more. I decided to give them a try.

Upon entering I am surprised, in my naivete, to find no customers on any of the four or five foot massage tables. I approach the desk and talk to one of two middle-aged Chinese women, neither of whom you'd look twice at on the street. I settle on a combo half-hour foot massage and hour body massage. The younger of the two women (but not by much) takes me over to the foot table and gives me a wholly adequate foot rub. Then she beckons me into a private room, tells me to disrobe and leaves. On the massage table is a small white towel. I have had plenty of legit, conventional massages and I know that towel is too small to cover me so I keep my underwear on and lie on the table.

She comes back in and scolds me for leaving my shorts on and tells me to take them off. "First time get massage?" I take them off and get back on the table, humbled and confused. She then asks about pressure ("Hard") and proceeds to give me a very credible massage. But she keeps moving that towel around and gets very close to my boys on multiple occasions. I try everything I can to keep from getting stiff, thinking about work, baseball, math problems, all to no avail. When she tells me to turn over I think she's going to notice it for sure.

She rubs my chest and my stomach and starts working my inner thighs. I look like I've surrendered because that towel is waving around like a white flag. She points to my flagstaff and cocks an eyebrow. I nod, she whisks the towel away, gets some more lotion and then gives me the fastest, most intense HJ in my life. I get a little loud just before I finish and she shushes me. She cleans me up, tells me we're done, and leaves. I get dressed, stagger out to the front and pay. Apparently a .25 tip isn't enough. I give her another .2 and leave.

It took me a while to figure out that what happened wasn't an aberration but the whole point of the business. Then I started noticing massage places wherever I went. Being a modern man, I figured there must be information about them on the web, which led me to this site. In the past month, I've tried a few other places which I'll try to report on soon, including H20 on Lake City Way, Symmetry on Greenwood, Sakura, and Elite. The learning curve has been stiff, I mean steep, but thoroughly enjoyable.

[RockChalk]

Saw this posting on BP today. Wondering if anyone has paid the "five Asian massage therapists" a visit? If so, did you see Lucy, Yami, Rose, Tina or Cindy?

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...ay-ne/40260647

Was thinking about a trip to Euro this evening, but if someone has nice things to say about Soft Bay, I might take a dip there instead.

[LCB]

Is this the Thai woman in West Seattle? If so, I remember reading reports that someone tried to touch her below the waist & she was wearing depends undergarments. Not sure if that's true or not, but what do you think? What's the full menu available with her?

-LCB.

Nina loves prostate, she will do ya standing up, on your knees or on your back, she will, and if you like toys, she will use them on you, all the while she is pulling on you, as soon as you walk in just tell her what you want, multiple shots too. Her favorite way is you standing up, bent over on the table, lubes you up good uses alot of oil for the HJ, pulls your cock back until you unload. She is old tho, old and nasty, for a total of. 1.

[Jackie11]

I'm not sure how long you've known Lana. Maybe it's a YMMV type of thing? I've been getting PMs from her for a long time, since she was at Euro. She'll ask "You want me poke ass?" She'll put a rubber over her finger, dip into her lube kit & starts slow, while taking the cock in the mouth, nice & slow. It's definitely on the table, I guess maybe not for everyone.

Michelle, formerly of Euro, would get the ass play started in the table shower. She would go DEEP! And continue back in the room. I miss Michelle!

-LCB.

Nina loves prostate, she will do ya standing up, on your knees or on your back, she will, and if you like toys, she will use them on you, all the while she is pulling on you, as soon as you walk in just tell her what you want, multiple shots too. Her favorite way is you standing up, bent over on the table, lubes you up good uses alot of oil for the HJ, pulls your cock back until you unload. She is old tho, old and nasty, for a total of. 1.

[LCB]

I always just hand them 200 when I arrive, no particulars discussed. Like I've mentioned before, I've known Lana for quite a long time. Since she arrived on the scene at Eurotouch, so she probably just feels comfortable with me. I thought everyone was getting the same service.

I can't confirm a prostate massage from Seven, but I can confirm that she will toss your salad & rim the hell out of your brown eye. That being said, I'm almost willing to bet that she would be open to the PM. She's a whole lot of fun! I haven't seen her since she left Kings though.

-LCB.

How much do you tip her for PM? Yeah or maybe I am new to her and she is paranoid. Perhaps after first session, she will chill out.

[Pussy Hound]

Is jenny still at LS?

[Gatsbyb8]

I don't know why she's denying you guys? She's always been open to it in the past. No big deal. Like I said before, I guess it's a YMMV type of thing.

-LCB.

How much do you tip her for PM? Yeah or maybe I am new to her and she is paranoid. Perhaps after first session, she will chill out.

[LCB]

I don't know why she's denying you guys? She's always been open to it in the past. No big deal. Like I said before, I guess it's a YMMV type of thing.

-LCB.

She is but denied that she does Prostate massage.

[Gatsbyb8]

Much appreciated for the intel.

If you were able to get a PM from her, let us know. It didn't happen for me. I ended up going to Cindy. Thanks for the intel.

[DL1230]

Lana is still at the Elite. I saw her there today.

Much appreciated for the intel.

[Gatsbyb8]

Lana is still at the Elite. I saw her there today.

She is but denied that she does Prostate massage.

[GreyJake]

Does she still work at Elite? Her last review on RM was a year ago. Maybe she's gone elsewhere?

Lana is still at the Elite. I saw her there today.

[MichaelT87]

I'm not sure how long you've known Lana. Maybe it's a YMMV type of thing? I've been getting PMs from her for a long time, since she was at Euro. She'll ask "You want me poke ass?" She'll put a rubber over her finger, dip into her lube kit & starts slow, while taking the cock in the mouth, nice & slow. It's definitely on the table, I guess maybe not for everyone.

Michelle, formerly of Euro, would get the ass play started in the table shower. She would go DEEP! And continue back in the room. I miss Michelle!

-LCB.

I miss Michelle too!

[skeetm]

Been away for awhile, was wondering if anyone knows any AMPs or AAMPs that offer a Jacuzzi? I was in Columbia MO and visited an AMP there with a nice relaxing soak. Thanks.