Massage Parlor Reports

[Maxen]

Went to try a place I haven't been, search 'purple' in Sgv on BP. Saw candy standard entry, tipped 60 for BJ, going to start.

L looks.

A age.

T tip.

H hygiene.

E environment.

R repeat.

Candy at Purple.

L average 5/10.

A 35-42.

T $60.

H a little ripe for my taste, V not shower fresh and too dirty.

E clean Private room.

R no because, when she left to get towels, her panties had skid marks, gross!! Saw them on the floor:-0.

I'm so bored with the talent in Sgv.

[KingOfFighters]

Are Yoyo and Wendy the same person at Ancient?

[BenderOver]

She kept me in her cornhole longer than that and 85 was enough in my case since I was the last customer of the day and she was too tired to chase me outside, Jenny in Hollywood at the weekend still performs for the same price and the same if not better service if you are a repeat customer of hers.

She might be pumping up her price just because the place is starting to get busy. Three guys came in during my hour there and all hostesses were busy so they were turned away.

It's a trek to go see Jenny, and afterwards, I got to wash my dick down with alcohol else it risks falling off. So I don't head out to Hollywood for her.

[Maxen]

Has anyone been lately? The last time I came in I got berated by telling the front desk that the service was subpar. Just wanted to see how it is.

Haven't been in awhile either since my atf left.

She used to Contact me all the time when she was working, the gals and mmsan all told me she left and don't know her whereabouts but I did find her 'friend' at Lavender.

[MikeFandango]

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

She kept me in her cornhole longer than that and 85 was enough in my case since I was the last customer of the day and she was too tired to chase me outside, Jenny in Hollywood at the weekend still performs for the same price and the same if not better service if you are a repeat customer of hers.

[Hi Man]

Has anyone been lately? The last time I came in I got berated by telling the front desk that the service was subpar. Just wanted to see how it is.

[SexyMiky]

Saw her this weekend, L 5 B 8 Service 8 , it was the ride of the century the way she rode me BBBJ me, on top she kept Squeezing me like no tomorrow she had the tightest mussels I encountered in the past 35 years. 1. 2 for half and half.

[SomeGuyCool]

Went to visit a LMP next to the burger joint off of valley in COI. Sent them a text to see if my gal was working but she wasn't. Was told instead Amber was working. Got inside and Amber walks out to greet me. Wow she was something else. Nice rack small waist big ass. Handed her the entry fee went to the room and she said she would be back in a few. Came inside with a tight short dress on. I talked to her for a few minutes to break the ice. After that we steamed up the room.

She works Monday and Friday. Recommend.

[Danny2]

Last time I saw Lisa 3 other asian guys came in right after me and once in the room Lisa said sorry she had to take care of them and we would have to make it quick. No massagie, straight to business gave her. 60 for a BBBJ and I was onmy way. No house fee.

May give that a try again and save the house fee. Not sure if it will work but I will try it LOL.

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

[Pcpc1688]

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

Kid back home needs tuition at USC.

She always took 80 with No prob but even 115 is high for her.

I get 2 pops usually and her HJ is good after bbfscip.

PC out.

[Pcpc1688]

Buddy, I went back because of your post. Again, she was busy. No doubt she's sucking of fucking some dude, cause that's the only way a masseuse can be THAT fuckin busy everytime I go by. But dammit if she's not as homely as I described her. Did you notice that she's friggin going bald in the side of her head? I mean, it just looks soooo weird!

She works for me. Go early like noon. You will get a BJ and rimming then LOL.

She ok but never noticed the bald spot. I must lighten up on the hair pulling haha.

Pc out.

[Dildo Baggens]

Maybe she needed the extra 15 to have her hole stitched back up.

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

[BenderOver]

Went to see Lisa at Simple Pho. Most of you know where this is. The three providers there are Cici (the boss), Lisa, and. Fuck, can't remember the third gal's name. But she's not worth mentioning anyways.

Cici's pretty attractive, but that ***** is demanding for the area. Didn't want to spend so much, so I went by to see Lisa instead. Lisa's a chunkier gal with a plain looking face. But she does a good massage, BBBJ, BBFS, and this time around, I stuck it in her cornhole which she took like a champ for a whole 60 seconds.

Upon leaving however, I left 85 in tip, and she came running out of the place asking me for more! WTF? So I unhappily gave her another 15 bucks and wrote it (the money) and her (the ho) off for good. Listen, why would anyone want to burn a bridge for 15 bucks? I'm never going to see her again for that move.

L face 6. 5, body 5. 5 - plain face but not unattractive. Just. Not attractive either. Body is tall, could stand to lose about 25 pounds, but it's evenly distributed, not like the fat belly mama's that carry all the weight in the gut with long skinny arms and legs.

A 6 - usually it's a 8. 5 to 9. 0 very accommodating but chasing me down in the parking lot for 15 bucks? Down to 6 for that move!

S 8 - decent BBBJ, not the best, not the worst, I heard she rims, but she's never rimmed me. BBFS was what put the score up in the 8's. I'm not going back, so I can honestly rate it a 6. 0 for me subjectively. The 8 is an objective score if that makes any sense.

E 35 entry collected up front plus another 100.

Are I had been repeating at 35 and 80 but now I feel asking for 35 and 100 is a total turn off. Won't be seeing her again.

[BenderOver]

This isn't Yoyo then, she isn't that bad as you described LOL.

Anyway, saw her for the 4th time and Aunt Flo was there so just BBBJ and extra rimming to make for it all.

PC out.

Buddy, I went back because of your post. Again, she was busy. No doubt she's sucking of fucking some dude, cause that's the only way a masseuse can be THAT fuckin busy everytime I go by. But dammit if she's not as homely as I described her. Did you notice that she's friggin going bald in the side of her head? I mean, it just looks soooo weird!

[MikeFandango]

Hey guys, can someone PM good places that give BBBJ or just younger gals Prices and location would be much of help too! SGV area preferable.

Anything else, maybe shoes size? About taller, short skinny or fat? You want to know a lot anytime but you never share anything.