Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBadNut]

MA is a little tricky, look for sexy photos and less than "technical" descriptions of technique. Anytime you see a full body shot in skimpy outfit you are good. Also $150 an hour is way too much for just a massage hint hint.

How do separate the legit ones from the "good" ones on there?

[MahiDrake]

Finding some fun on the Massage Anywhere site. However the massage plus HE ends up at 1. 5+ range. Nice to have a shower but a bit pricey. Still if you look through and see cute gals with less than descriptive technique you maybe into some fun. BP seem to have been busted apart.

How do separate the legit ones from the "good" ones on there?

[Captain H]

Yao Qi is a great place if you love hearing Chinese women yell at each other, often while one is cranking on your johnson. I still end up here from time to time because it is convennoient and you know what you're getting, and Crazy Lily does do a good job of getting in new girls. But I wouldn't say that this place is every truly relaxing.

Haha sure. Must have gotten lucky. This was the first time I have gone to an MP where the girl was actually hot.

[MilfAmp]

Finally made it to MR. I've now forgotten her the name. She is a thin / cute Chinese? Girl with small b's but awesome nips. I've had a hard time getting in there because they were closed for 8 days while she moved her family up here. From the outside it looks run down but inside are clean private rooms. The bathroom needs a little work but overall a good experience. I recommend calling first and setting up a time as the evening seems to get busy fast. They also close at 8 pm. I took a HH slot for. 40. Nice soft massage with generous teasing on the Johnson and sack. At one point I ended up on all fours hoping for a reverse BBBJ but that didn't happen with me. On the flip I received a lot of attention and ended with an explosive finish. She was very good and did a great job cleaning me up before sending me on my way. With bottled water in hand! I was the last appt of the evening. Gave here a. 40 tip and I will repeat. Enjoy.

[Willie23]

Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.

Lilly gets in quite a few FOB Chinese women who are truly clueless. I'd say 35% of the time, you're dealing with a compliant but inept provider. Lilly likes to start you off, then hand you over to the newbie, after negotiating a '4-hand' price upfront. It's random, and as Crimsonquiggs mentioned, there can be a lot of shouting over the partitions. Would sure like to know what they're saying.

I dated one of her providers and there seems to be a whole lot of drama going on there.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Love both Robertson. Bring a few bucks. Not cheapy or dingy.

Been wanting to try WM Spa for a while -- a few of their girls advertise on MA, look hot. Have to make it over there sometime soon.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.

Yao Qi is a great place if you love hearing Chinese women yell at each other, often while one is cranking on your johnson. I still end up here from time to time because it is convenient and you know what you're getting, and Crazy Lily does do a good job of getting in new girls. But I wouldn't say that this place is every truly relaxing.

[Captain H]

Yao Qi Reflexology. I had a great experience there. Had an actual sexy Asian masseuse that knew how to use her hand while I sucked on her young supple titties.

[BigBadNut]

Love both Robertson. Bring a few bucks. Not cheapy or dingy.

Recommendations for a place that provides an actual great massage, with a guaranteed HE afterwards?

[MyName22]

Recommendations for a place that provides an actual great massage, with a guaranteed HE afterwards?

[BigBadNut]

Finding some fun on the Massage Anywhere site. However the massage plus HE ends up at 1. 5+ range. Nice to have a shower but a bit pricey. Still if you look through and see cute gals with less than descriptive technique you maybe into some fun. BP seem to have been busted apart.

[PlayerN818]

Think about it, there is no incentive to write a review, obviously they are written by the staff, the real reviews are on another site where you get 10 days VIP after you write one.

When I was a member, I wrote quite a few legit reviews. You learn pretty quick which review is fake (usually a shop owner trying to drum up business, or a newbie trying to impress) and which are legit. What I found worse was the incessant in-fighting between members. Seemed like every thread had two or three interesting posts and then became a gaming session full of 7th graders.

I concur on the other site. Better info, and free if you contribute.

[Brb1286]

Think about it, there is no incentive to write a review, obviously they are written by the staff, the real reviews are on another site where you get 10 days VIP after you write one.

What is this other site you speak about?

[MikeFandango]

Used to be a member. For awhile they wouldn't blur out the star ratings if you weren't a member. Now they do, so I search elsewhere for my intel. Don't feel like I'm missing anything.

Think about it, there is no incentive to write a review, obviously they are written by the staff, the real reviews are on another site where you get 10 days VIP after you write one.

[PlayerN818]

Not most of the stuff is outdated or false, better here or other sites for free.

Used to be a member. For awhile they wouldn't blur out the star ratings if you weren't a member. Now they do, so I search elsewhere for my intel. Don't feel like I'm missing anything.