Massage Parlor Reports

[Joshstl]

Couple places to report on the last 3 weeks.

Went to the place off Highway 94 before it turns into 1st capitol. Lady was mid 40's maybe 50's so I wasn't that interested in getting any extras. Nice massage, didn't seem like anything else going on here.

I visited 101 Massage on Manchester based on a previous report that there was a girl in her mid 30's, slim, tight body. Of course I got a lady in her mid 50's. She did a good job working my trouble areas lower back. This place offers a table shower for $10 and there was a younger lady (maybe late 30's early 40's) there but I pulled an unlucky card I guess. Settled for 30 minutes and bolted.

Feeling not satisfied I went to the place off Clayton a little north based on their BP ad. http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...sage/24173077. Last picture looks like it was actually taken by them (classic massage) and they said they had three new girls. Tricked Again! Only old ladies here. Said bye bye.

So I thought I would try one of the places I've been hearing about so much off Highway K.

Had a dream I went to 364 and Highway K.

Was met by an older, maybe 50's, massage therapist. This place is not playing subtle at all. Dreamed she had C maybe D cups and they were FIRM with a tiny peak. Didn't have to ask and they popped right out half way into the session. The massage was undraped from the start and she was really working my glutes and tailbone from the beginning. Also on three occasions someone tried to enter the exit only door. I told her no no no. She thought she was being funny. I asked for extras and kept increasing my price, all the way up to $$ for extras. Refused the whole way, not that I was going to pay. Just testing the waters. Although this did prompt her to start spitting on Mr. Happy, which was a turn off but I appreciated the effort. I think LFK or DFK was on the table as she left the room and got chewing gum but I refused. I woke up from this dream happy damage was .6 fee .5 tip (feeling generous). Negotiations started at. 6 for tip.

On a side note I visited Harmony massage (highway 94) twice in the last two weeks. Both times they were booked solid with 3 massage girls working. I have a feeling people must be leaving happy there though I've been twice before and its only been DYI. Anyone want to report on this? Very curious myself.

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?

Stopped by harmony. Good massage. Everything else seems similar to what has previously been reported. No apparent change resulting from competition in O Fallon.

[PilotPete]

Anybody tried the massage app "Soothe" in STL? Simple app that provides outcall LMT.

No reason to believe it is anything but strictly legit. Worked well for Sports Massage (another larger city) at my hotel after long trip and was affordable.

Just wondering if they made it to STL?

[BigSock]

Should have dreamed I went to Adorla in SoCo last night but I really went and wasted $50 last night on a massage. Had a middle aged Asian named Linda perform the deed. She actually gave a good massage but nothing more. Have had luck in the past. You never know about AMPs. To bad it wasn't a dream.

[LvTheLightsOn]

Thanks Seniors who pm'ed. I ended up going east and met the infamous Gina near the Y. TS was thorough, massage was ok , flip even better. Roaming was encouraged and I left happy. Price was right at $$.

Gentlemen:

Visiting Sr. Monger in town for work and this will be a repetitive thing. I'm looking for some info regarding the east side vs. The west side. I've RTFF all the way back to Nov and think I have a good handle on the scoop but any private PM's are greatly appreciated. I'm in full support of keeping our uncle away and everything UTR.

Lv.

[An349]

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?

Thanks for your report. Myself and others have on occasion found slim, attractive girls at the places on the east side of the river. The youngest I've ever seen was probably mid-30's, and they are rare. As always, YMMV and it's very much luck of the draw what you'll get.

[JackJack11]

Couple places to report on the last 3 weeks.

Went to the place off Highway 94 before it turns into 1st capitol. Lady was mid 40's maybe 50's so I wasn't that interested in getting any extras. Nice massage, didn't seem like anything else going on here.

I visited 101 Massage on Manchester based on a previous report that there was a girl in her mid 30's, slim, tight body. Of course I got a lady in her mid 50's. She did a good job working my trouble areas lower back. This place offers a table shower for $10 and there was a younger lady (maybe late 30's early 40's) there but I pulled an unlucky card I guess. Settled for 30 minutes and bolted.

Feeling not satisfied I went to the place off Clayton a little north based on their BP ad. http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...sage/24173077. Last picture looks like it was actually taken by them (classic massage) and they said they had three new girls. Tricked Again! Only old ladies here. Said bye bye.

So I thought I would try one of the places I've been hearing about so much off Highway K.

Had a dream I went to 364 and Highway K.

Was met by an older, maybe 50's, massage therapist. This place is not playing subtle at all. Dreamed she had C maybe D cups and they were FIRM with a tiny peak. Didn't have to ask and they popped right out half way into the session. The massage was undraped from the start and she was really working my glutes and tailbone from the beginning. Also on three occasions someone tried to enter the exit only door. I told her no no no. She thought she was being funny. I asked for extras and kept increasing my price, all the way up to $$ for extras. Refused the whole way, not that I was going to pay. Just testing the waters. Although this did prompt her to start spitting on Mr. Happy, which was a turn off but I appreciated the effort. I think LFK or DFK was on the table as she left the room and got chewing gum but I refused. I woke up from this dream happy damage was .6 fee .5 tip (feeling generous). Negotiations started at. 6 for tip.

On a side note I visited Harmony massage (highway 94) twice in the last two weeks. Both times they were booked solid with 3 massage girls working. I have a feeling people must be leaving happy there though I've been twice before and its only been DYI. Anyone want to report on this? Very curious myself.

I'm really looking for the impossible. A place to dream about waking up happy with a younger massage girl, slim. Anyone point me in the right direction?

[BigSock]

Had a dream I wanted to throw some dough away and it came true! In all honesty I figured it would but I felt like taking a chance today.

Nice enough young AA girl but 1 minute in and you can tell she's not a CMT. At one point I thought of switching rolls just to teach her. Anything.

If I were to describe her massage style I would say it's like 3 year old finger painting. No tease, no style, no technique, at best I'd say 80/ hour as opposed to the 180 she wants. 15 minutes in and flip to an uneducated finish that took forever and when I started to finish she jumped up, grabbed a towel and wrapped me in it. We're now at about 27 minutes and I'm getting dressed. I mention I'd like the dough back for the other half an hour and she says she'd be happy to massage me for the rest of the time which caused an unexpected guffaw, I politely declined and left.

Your dream sounds like a nightmare. Lucky it was just a dream!

[QueNine]

Had a dream I wanted to throw some dough away and it came true! In all honesty I figured it would but I felt like taking a chance today.

Nice enough young AA girl but 1 minute in and you can tell she's not a CMT. At one point I thought of switching rolls just to teach her. Anything.

If I were to describe her massage style I would say it's like 3 year old finger painting. No tease, no style, no technique, at best I'd say 80/ hour as opposed to the 180 she wants. 15 minutes in and flip to an uneducated finish that took forever and when I started to finish she jumped up, grabbed a towel and wrapped me in it. We're now at about 27 minutes and I'm getting dressed. I mention I'd like the dough back for the other half an hour and she says she'd be happy to massage me for the rest of the time which caused an unexpected guffaw, I politely declined and left.

Summation: not a cmt, not sensual, not fun, no hot experience, lower than average touch.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ience/24558350

Hi gentlemen & thanks for checking out my ad. I'm interested in meeting nice, friendly & respectful gentlemen for Msg & Erotic Fun. I'm 24.5'6. 34 DD-24-33. I have a great touch & exceptional skills. I'll relax you w my msg & pleasure you completely. I host in Chesterfield and and travel to upscale hotels in the area. All major credit cards accepted. Call / Text 971-319-716 x to book a session.

Location: Chesterfield, St. Louis, West. Chesterfield.

I was going to see her on Tuesday. But when I asked her to send me real, recent pics she stopped responding. Then the next day I saw another ad with her, and it had a different phone number. I figured it was bogus and moved on. First day her number was 314, then it was 971. And WTF. That's not even a picture of a black girl. I would have fucking bolted.

[Johnnygadget]

Had a dream I wanted to throw some dough away and it came true! In all honesty I figured it would but I felt like taking a chance today.

Nice enough young AA girl but 1 minute in and you can tell she's not a CMT. At one point I thought of switching rolls just to teach her. Anything.

If I were to describe her massage style I would say it's like 3 year old finger painting. No tease, no style, no technique, at best I'd say 80/ hour as opposed to the 180 she wants. 15 minutes in and flip to an uneducated finish that took forever and when I started to finish she jumped up, grabbed a towel and wrapped me in it. We're now at about 27 minutes and I'm getting dressed. I mention I'd like the dough back for the other half an hour and she says she'd be happy to massage me for the rest of the time which caused an unexpected guffaw, I politely declined and left.

Summation: not a cmt, not sensual, not fun, no hot experience, lower than average touch.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ience/24558350

Hi gentlemen & thanks for checking out my ad. I'm interested in meeting nice, friendly & respectful gentlemen for Msg & Erotic Fun. I'm 24.5'6. 34 DD-24-33. I have a great touch & exceptional skills. I'll relax you w my msg & pleasure you completely. I host in Chesterfield and and travel to upscale hotels in the area. All major credit cards accepted. Call / Text 971-319-716 x to book a session.

• Location: Chesterfield, St. Louis, West. Chesterfield.

[LvTheLightsOn]

Gentlemen:

Visiting Sr. Monger in town for work and this will be a repetitive thing. I'm looking for some info regarding the east side vs. The west side. I've RTFF all the way back to Nov and think I have a good handle on the scoop but any private PM's are greatly appreciated. I'm in full support of keeping our uncle away and everything UTR.

Lv.

[MyEndo]

Had a good massage 2 weeks ago so tried this parlor again. Was greeted by several Asian therapist. None were gorgeous but neither were they awful. I asked for a therapist who could apply good pressure and got a 40+ thin therapist. I was encouraged on my belly. Lots of attention to the gluts and upper thighs with some teasing. On the flip she covered me but massaged my upper thighs and chest and belly all the way the way to the lower abd. Would brush against the junk but kept me covered. She let me touch her thigh and butt OTC. Also let me touch her back under clothes. At the end I pointed down there and she giggled no. I was happy with the massage but only teasing.

I have been asked who my therapist was. I think her name was Ewa. "eewah".

[MyEndo]

Had a good massage 2 weeks ago so tried this parlor again. Was greeted by several Asian therapist. None were gorgeous but neither were they awful. I asked for a therapist who could apply good pressure and got a 40+ thin therapist. I was encouraged on my belly. Lots of attention to the gluts and upper thighs with some teasing. On the flip she covered me but massaged my upper thighs and chest and belly all the way the way to the lower abd. Would brush against the junk but kept me covered. She let me touch her thigh and butt OTC. Also let me touch her back under clothes. At the end I pointed down there and she giggled no. I was happy with the massage but only teasing.

[Rocketman Stl]

Anyone visit this one? No pictures unfortunately.

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/6088379151.html

Good massage, no teasing and an average finish. Ashley is also not easy on the eyes. YMMV.

[EddieBoy1]

Anyone visit this one? No pictures unfortunately.

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/6088379151.html

Many reports on her -.

[ThatGuy43]

Anyone visit this one? No pictures unfortunately.

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/6088379151.html