Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoCat99]

Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.

Vida is too bright storefront location.

And, there is no door to massage rooms.

From front door to massage room, there is no protection.

(I remember they did not lock room door, either.)

Personally, massage was barely OK.

[Satriani]

I went once and was not impressed. Low pressure massage, cheap lotion, too much lotion and at the end a small wash cloth to clean off with.

I agree massage was nothing to write home about and basement was cold and she wasn't much warmer. Also had an expensive chest trimming and more expensive manscape which was efficient and mechanical, but for the price it's not a bad option for the massage, just go on a warm day.

Satriani.

[LpMonger]

Went to Belmont again last night, great time. Young skinny Asian girl maybe 25 years old. Did half an hour since they were about close, massage was terrible but what followed made up for it. Went to flip pretty much right away, great he. Half way through she asked if I wanted her to get on the table, I said yes and she hopped up with her cute little butt in my face. She had on lulu yoga pants and a thong, she let me pull the pants down a bit so her thong was right in my face. It was prob my best mp experience, I will be back.

[ChicagoCat99]

I felt sick after Rosita's massage.

Strong suggestion for HE gave me bad headache.

I felt better after Grace and Daiva.

I would be even more if Daiva used hot stones.

Have you get foot massage with warm stones?

It's worth it.

[ChicagoCat99]

I have to concur with SpaSearch. I enjoyed the massage and HE I think the comment Bradid24 made about her being desperate was more an accent issue then anything with her at all. Seemed very relaxed. Would recommend and would return at the price point.

How long was it, guys?

Xabi tried last year and I agree with him.

She killed first 10 minutes to be late to come in the room.

She left me for 15 minutes alone in a sort of hot pack on my back. This is not right.

Besides, the rest of massage was repeating few moves and very light uninspired touching on my legs.

I do not support this kind of person.

P.S. :

Her look was below average, by the way.

She wore nursing uniform all along.

[Sapporo23]

Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.

[ApplePiePussy]

Does anybody know of any Asian providers born in the US? I have some UTR's on the Southside to offer in exchange.

[Kda Kodiac]

Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

I have to concur with SpaSearch. I enjoyed the massage and HE I think the comment Bradid24 made about her being desperate was more an accent issue then anything with her at all. Seemed very relaxed. Would recommend and would return at the price point.

[ChicagoCat99]

She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.

Oh, really?

She said that is not her house.

As far as look goes, there is nothing much.

Let me try long later.

[Member #5942]

Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.

She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.

[ChicagoCat99]

I posted the entire Craigslist posting below since they expire after a week. Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.

[ChicagoCat99]

This is the old Laguna Spa from Streamwood (off Barrington Road just south of Schaumburg Road), just in a new location. The owner, Eva, is no longer giving massages since she had surgery on her spine. She was a gorgeous MILF who would provide a nice helping hand (at least she would for me). It think it was a YMMV situation with her, and I was a regular. The girls she has working there now are 100% legit and not too friendly by any definition.

Thank you very much, man.

It's $55 an hr and in walking distance from my home.

Let me save some money, try here and write a report.

Give me a month!

[SpaSearch]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.

I posted the entire Craigslist posting below since they expire after a week. Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

Craigslist Posting Below...

Great massage, Good price, Sauna& shower. Suburbs, airport, Chicago, outca (Northlake, Chicago).

Great treatments for pain 100%help. 10%off and packages discounts!! NEW TREATMENT: Aromatherapy massage with using Youn Living oils $79.99!

ALL PRODUCTS ARE ORGANICS FROM SWITZERLAND. 90 min HOTSTONE, foot massage scalp massage all for $199. Couple massage packages HUGE DISCOUNT. CALL TODAY! MASSAGE BY BEAUTIFUL EUROPEAN FEMALE.

Hawaiian massage $65. This type of massage is nowadays mainly applied for its excellent anti-stress effects. If you are under stress and tension, this massage is just for you. Massage includes massage the head, neck and neck to the shoulders, where it accumulates stress and muscle there is very sore. This helping to extinction of neck pain and headaches.

Detoxing honey massage 80 minutes $110.

INFRAREDSAUNA: RELAX MUSIC. MAGAZINE, INCLUDE, BOTTLE WATER. Gift Vouchers for all treatments with $10 Off for someone as a gift. MASSAGE: 100% Organic oil cosmetic from Switzerland for all skin types and sensitive skin care.

SwedishMassage $55 Relaxation Massage $55 Best Deep Tissue Massage - $65. Deep tissue massage plus stretch, point pressure help for pinch nerve, spasms, sore muscles.

Exercise (stretch) $ 85 Sport massage - $75 Reflexology -$15. HOT STONE MASSAGE - $85 You know that after the session and you feel rejuvenated, it means that the stones did their part in helping your muscles relax. Undergoing hot massage therapy also helps your body to have better circulation as well as calms your nervous system.

BODY TREATMENT:

Body Scrub - $60 organic Chocolate massage $110 -80 minutes support flush out toxins from your body and relieves skin wrinkles and dry skin $55 Lemon mask $55 Algae mask. Detoxification mask, rich in minerals. $80: Dead Sea Minerals Facial Mud Mask -tones and firms the skin, removes dry, dead skin cells, making the skin soft, smooth and healthy. Help for problematic skin and eczema. Other service SHAVING and WAXING. CALL: show contact info.

Location 290 E highway and North Ave.

[SpaSearch]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6087146036.html

Any info on this place?

European in Schaumburg.

The salon itself has very good reputation.

This is the old Laguna Spa from Streamwood (off Barrington Road just south of Schaumburg Road), just in a new location. The owner, Eva, is no longer giving massages since she had surgery on her spine. She was a gorgeous MILF who would provide a nice helping hand (at least she would for me). It think it was a YMMV situation with her, and I was a regular. The girls she has working there now are 100% legit and not too friendly by any definition.

[ChicagoCat99]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6087146036.html

Any info on this place?

European in Schaumburg.

The salon itself has very good reputation.