Massage Parlor Reports

[Sapporo23]

Called and set up at vida. Already had a nice experience there. When I went to park, uncle was out in front getting in their car and drove off. Drove around and called but nobody was answering and door was locked lights off. Another one bites the dust.

Sapporo.

[ApplePiePussy]

Does anybody know of any Asian providers born in the US? I have some UTR's on the Southside to offer in exchange.

[Kda Kodiac]

Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

I have to concur with SpaSearch. I enjoyed the massage and HE I think the comment Bradid24 made about her being desperate was more an accent issue then anything with her at all. Seemed very relaxed. Would recommend and would return at the price point.

[ChicagoCat99]

She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.

Oh, really?

She said that is not her house.

As far as look goes, there is nothing much.

Let me try long later.

[Member #5942]

Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.

She uses Sarah, Martina and Ann as her names. There is only one person who works at of this home location. She sends a girl out for outcall. Plain looking Euro.

[ChicagoCat99]

I posted the entire Craigslist posting below since they expire after a week. Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

Sounds like she got a wrong employee.

Let me set up massage fund for myself and try later.

There are only 4 places I like and rate are $40, $50, $65 and $65.

(This one was $55.).

No need for more expensive service.

[ChicagoCat99]

This is the old Laguna Spa from Streamwood (off Barrington Road just south of Schaumburg Road), just in a new location. The owner, Eva, is no longer giving massages since she had surgery on her spine. She was a gorgeous MILF who would provide a nice helping hand (at least she would for me). It think it was a YMMV situation with her, and I was a regular. The girls she has working there now are 100% legit and not too friendly by any definition.

Thank you very much, man.

It's $55 an hr and in walking distance from my home.

Let me save some money, try here and write a report.

Give me a month!

[SpaSearch]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6083690068.html

Has anyone tried this place at all?

She said it's private residence.

Her voice sounds desperate.

I posted the entire Craigslist posting below since they expire after a week. Her name is Martina. I've always been happy with her. She works out of her home and will give the massage in a t-shirt while wearing a bikini underneath. The top comes off on the flip and she gives a nice HE. Total damage is only. 80. Best value going for a nice looking European, decent massage, and HE.

Craigslist Posting Below...

Great massage, Good price, Sauna& shower. Suburbs, airport, Chicago, outca (Northlake, Chicago).

Great treatments for pain 100%help. 10%off and packages discounts!! NEW TREATMENT: Aromatherapy massage with using Youn Living oils $79.99!

ALL PRODUCTS ARE ORGANICS FROM SWITZERLAND. 90 min HOTSTONE, foot massage scalp massage all for $199. Couple massage packages HUGE DISCOUNT. CALL TODAY! MASSAGE BY BEAUTIFUL EUROPEAN FEMALE.

Hawaiian massage $65. This type of massage is nowadays mainly applied for its excellent anti-stress effects. If you are under stress and tension, this massage is just for you. Massage includes massage the head, neck and neck to the shoulders, where it accumulates stress and muscle there is very sore. This helping to extinction of neck pain and headaches.

Detoxing honey massage 80 minutes $110.

INFRAREDSAUNA: RELAX MUSIC. MAGAZINE, INCLUDE, BOTTLE WATER. Gift Vouchers for all treatments with $10 Off for someone as a gift. MASSAGE: 100% Organic oil cosmetic from Switzerland for all skin types and sensitive skin care.

SwedishMassage $55 Relaxation Massage $55 Best Deep Tissue Massage - $65. Deep tissue massage plus stretch, point pressure help for pinch nerve, spasms, sore muscles.

Exercise (stretch) $ 85 Sport massage - $75 Reflexology -$15. HOT STONE MASSAGE - $85 You know that after the session and you feel rejuvenated, it means that the stones did their part in helping your muscles relax. Undergoing hot massage therapy also helps your body to have better circulation as well as calms your nervous system.

BODY TREATMENT:

Body Scrub - $60 organic Chocolate massage $110 -80 minutes support flush out toxins from your body and relieves skin wrinkles and dry skin $55 Lemon mask $55 Algae mask. Detoxification mask, rich in minerals. $80: Dead Sea Minerals Facial Mud Mask -tones and firms the skin, removes dry, dead skin cells, making the skin soft, smooth and healthy. Help for problematic skin and eczema. Other service SHAVING and WAXING. CALL: show contact info.

Location 290 E highway and North Ave.

[SpaSearch]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6087146036.html

Any info on this place?

European in Schaumburg.

The salon itself has very good reputation.

This is the old Laguna Spa from Streamwood (off Barrington Road just south of Schaumburg Road), just in a new location. The owner, Eva, is no longer giving massages since she had surgery on her spine. She was a gorgeous MILF who would provide a nice helping hand (at least she would for me). It think it was a YMMV situation with her, and I was a regular. The girls she has working there now are 100% legit and not too friendly by any definition.

[ChicagoCat99]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6087146036.html

Any info on this place?

European in Schaumburg.

The salon itself has very good reputation.

[ChicagoCat99]

Standard Finish for extra 40 on first visit. There is also mouth work for extra. Yes definitely a smoker.

Room is small, huge sauna inside room. Thin gal, doesn't wear anything sexy.

That must be this girl.

In massage wise, she really did not do much.

Their ad shows outcall for hotel, so I asked if she visits hotel a lot.

She answered owner has contract with hotel, so I thought it's legit business or something.

I appreciate with your valuable info.

Probably I won't repeat her, but we will never know.

[ChicagoCat99]

Rather unremarkable experience that wasn't especially therapeutic, relaxing, or even friendly. Therapist should be able to connect with client on some wave-length. No conversation comes off as cold and aloof. Massage in basement is not a warm, welcoming environment nor does it put one at ease. Don't get nor concur with rave review.

Oh, really?

I had pretty good 90 minutes, though.

I was afraid she would not massage for full hour since I was late.

No, she did massage for full 90 minutes.

(This is important to me. Sick of 35 minutes massage for 1 hr price in HE.).

I can see that she massaged every single bone on my neck. She massaged my shoulder bone when I lie on my back.

As a hypertension patient, my headache is gone.

I felt only 40 minutes are gone, but when I checked clock, 90 minutes has been passed.

Next time, I will ask her to spend more time on my head and feet (like 30 minutes).

She can do whatever for the other 60 minutes.

For $40 an hr, definitely I will keep her.

[TronCat]

Yeah, I'm off soon and I think I'm going to try out T-Pro.

From what little I can gather on them (basically 2-3 angry Yelp reviews from a few women who tried the place) they do seem to have extra options as they're "male focused" and apparently even rejected one woman cause they only do men.

But one review makes it sound like they have a hint of racism against black people which may be a problem (but given the nature of the review I'm not inclined to give their reports much credit. When you're not gelling with a place or person everything they do can be blown up and being in that awkward position would do the trick).

Either way it's 10 mins from where I live and should allow me to do other things that day regardless of the experience.

Just got back from t pro.

Got a 60 min rub down. Enjoyed much of it. Too much head stuff for my liking, will stop her when she goes for my hair next time.

Mt was good at the rub. Looks wise she was. Just "ehh"? Skinny with no real shape, very padded bra, 40 ish and neither her nor the woman up front spoke much English.

Roaming on the flip (that's when the padded bra plot twist came) but everything stayed on.

Enjoyed it, will come back soon.

[Member #5942]

Are we talking about Sarah?

We hugged unusually three times after session, but I did not smell smoking.

Also, may I ask how many times did you visit until getting finish?

I found your report and it seems you had self service, so let

Might be back long later only if there is extra.

Standard Finish for extra 40 on first visit. There is also mouth work for extra. Yes definitely a smoker.

Room is small, huge sauna inside room. Thin gal, doesn't wear anything sexy.

[Bob521]

Thank you for the kind words. We are in Buffalo Grove. Easy to find us with Google, Yelp, or our Webpage. Legit, as everyone knows. Actually, we are now $55 / hour and $85 for 90 minutes. Raised the prices after numerous suggestions on the forum and others. Today, I'm finishing the taxes. I'll be around most of the afternoon if you want to chat. Take care. Bob.

Best advice is to take time to read and decode 6 months of posts. You will get better responses if your posts reflect this. You will learn the language and gain respect with your own postingns.

That said the best legit massage is Mei in buffalo grove at sunshine health massage. Member Bob. Has helped this angel to start her business. Be polite. Cover your butt with a towel and don't grab her. $80 for 90 minutes. They also hired a lovely and intelligent lady who goes by Alice. She told me her name is Vivi, misheard as Lily and here is another Lily. Her massage is smooth and strong and soothing. Again no funny business. She is a noble woman.

Another good "legit" place (as of December) is on Milwaukee just north of Sanders in Northbrook / glenview area. Address is 34 xx something. Nice ladies. More expensive.

Be safe.

Peace.