Massage Parlor Reports

[Glaucon]

Holy shit! I just had the craziest experience at SOHO. Tried going during lunch to see Grace and she was busy so I went back later in afternoon. She answered and led me to room, I was so excited because she is a fun time, pretty and speaks good English. I opted for 30 mins and she said be right back. 10 minutes goes by and I hear talking and some guy appears to be unhappy and arguing. 5 more minutes pass and it starts getting louder and then. BAM I can hear them fighting and yelling and the ladies screaming. He hit one of them and I guess went into the room and stole money. Picture being naked and this going on. I am like of god I am going to get shot in an AMP. I got dressed quick, checked the door and slowly walked out. Grace and new girl were there and apologized and said "he was a big guy" they gave my 50 back and I was out. Crazy time in a crazy hobby! Be safe and fellow mongers. Relax! You might be ruining someone else's time!

But I still don't think he beat my clogging and then flooding the toilet over there on 82nd St. I'm basically Gameron the Toilet Clogger.

[Indiguy]

Holy shit! I just had the craziest experience at SOHO. Tried going during lunch to see Grace and she was busy so I went back later in afternoon. She answered and led me to room, I was so excited because she is a fun time, pretty and speaks good English. I opted for 30 mins and she said be right back. 10 minutes goes by and I hear talking and some guy appears to be unhappy and arguing. 5 more minutes pass and it starts getting louder and then. BAM I can hear them fighting and yelling and the ladies screaming. He hit one of them and I guess went into the room and stole money. Picture being naked and this going on. I am like of god I am going to get shot in an AMP. I got dressed quick, checked the door and slowly walked out. Grace and new girl were there and apologized and said "he was a big guy" they gave my 50 back and I was out. Crazy time in a crazy hobby! Be safe and fellow mongers. Relax! You might be ruining someone else's time!

Where you said, "I am going to get shot in an AMP" was the funniest line I have read here. Followed by "BAM and ladies screaming (I luv to imagine Chinese women screaming) "and then checked the door and slowly walked out. " True that was funny for someone who was NOT feeling it.

"HOLY SHIT Batbutt!

[CharlieHQ]

Spent a long time dreaming about a massage experience and finally took the plunge. Read a bit in this forum to get some ideas of where to look. Just want to thank you all for the advice and info. After reading up decided to try out H today, for my first time ever. Great experience with Judy I believe her name was. Worked up the courage to talk to her for a bit. She was nice and I must say quite attractive but could have used a bit more pressure on the actual massage. Great ending. Left happy. Hope I didn't overpay tho.

[DaddyMac2016]

Holy shit! I just had the craziest experience at SOHO. Tried going during lunch to see Grace and she was busy so I went back later in afternoon. She answered and led me to room, I was so excited because she is a fun time, pretty and speaks good English. I opted for 30 mins and she said be right back. 10 minutes goes by and I hear talking and some guy appears to be unhappy and arguing. 5 more minutes pass and it starts getting louder and then. BAM I can hear them fighting and yelling and the ladies screaming. He hit one of them and I guess went into the room and stole money. Picture being naked and this going on. I am like of god I am going to get shot in an AMP. I got dressed quick, checked the door and slowly walked out. Grace and new girl were there and apologized and said "he was a big guy" they gave my 50 back and I was out. Crazy time in a crazy hobby! Be safe and fellow mongers. Relax! You might be ruining someone else's time!

[Penguinin]

What is your recommendation fellow massage mongers? Pink in Plainfield, Day Spa, or branching out here, Brandee at 82nd & Bash? Also any recommendations for independent asian gals? Pm with suggestions if you prefer.

I saw Brandee once. This is the same location that used to have Leslie. Who was phenomenal. However, Brandee is straight up legit massage only. In fact, I've also seen Amy there, and while Amy is an amazing massage therapist, I don't think anyone there offers anything extra. I don't know this for sure, but the abrupt disappearance of Leslie makes me think she either got busted, or her hubs found out what she was doing and didn't like it. She supposedly left for a "family emergency". I'm not saying she didn't have one, but her leaving was rather sudden if you know what I mean. Anyway, Brandee was a bit rough for me, and I think I left more sore than when I went in. Plus she is very chatty. I'm not getting a massage to hear you talk about yourself. I might put up with it if I know there's something coming at the end, but for just a massage? Just shut up and rub me. .

[Jjbee62]

I've always seen the ads for a local Brazilian Massage. Besides the fact the lady in the pictures is pretty old, is there any difference in terms of massage? Also, is there anyone in the area that does a decent Nuru? Once again, PM for details.

A parting shot for the AMP thread.

Brazilian and Nuru have both been reviewed here. If you had taken the time to RTFF, you wouldn't need to ask. However, I'm feeling generous today.

From all reports on the forum, and from reading the ads posted offering Brazilian massage, she gives a good therapeutic massage. The only thing she offers is a good therapeutic massage. If you're expecting anything other than a good therapeutic massage, then you will once again feel you were ripped off.

There is a woman offering Nuru massage on the northwest side. More than one person has reviewed her as providing an excellent massage with some good extras. I don't recall what all was offered, but, if you bothered to RTFF, you should be able to figure it out.

Here's some free advice. RE, RE, RE.

If you are making REquests, you need to post REviews, or you will get no REspect.

[BitKing]

I am assuming I have the Indy nickname for the H correct. I went there yesterday and saw CiCi. She also said no one there like the one I am looking for.

I've been wondering what happened to CiCi since Ariel closed down, I got to figure out where the H is and give her a visit.

[PoppaSuarez69]

I've always seen the ads for a local Brazilian Massage. Besides the fact the lady in the pictures is pretty old, is there any difference in terms of massage? Also, is there anyone in the area that does a decent Nuru? Once again, PM for details.

[INeedAName]

My recent trip to the H I saw cindy, famous for the big tattoo on her belly, but my appt was with lisa for her usual excellent service, she said they were the only two there.

I am assuming I have the Indy nickname for the H correct. I went there yesterday and saw CiCi. She also said no one there like the one I am looking for.

[DuggerJug]

Anyone with any help here. We would all appreciate it. She used to go by Nina in Florence / Cincinnati. As mentioned she is youngish, 20's, small, slight build, speaks softly, with great massage. She was reportedly at H two weeks ago. But now they deny it and say there is no one like that there and is not there when I stopped by. Did anybody see her while she was there, and get any contact info or know where she may be now? Help please. Will try to reward or exchange in any way possible.

My recent trip to the H I saw cindy, famous for the big tattoo on her belly, but my appt was with lisa for her usual excellent service, she said they were the only two there.

[Monsignor]

Longtime monger but been in the middle of a dry spell. So I appreciate a PM of where to go as I have a small window of time to be uninterrupted for at least an hour. I've overspent at Soho and have been ripped off at Oasis. I would like to avoid any old ladies please.

Let's define our terms here. Ripped off implies something tangible was stolen from you (no, time doesn't count). Is this what happened? If so, a call to local law enforcement may be in order. If not, then it might be better said that you did not receive the service you had HOPED for.

There are certainly more fruitful "trees" to pick from than the aforementioned establishments. Soho is well known to be high dollar and oasis has never been reported as anything other than hit or miss on even a hand job. Off the top of my head, I can think of a half dozen places, most of which have beenreviewed in the last twenty pages of this forum, AND all of which offer more "bang" for the buck, pun intended. In the interests of not having this perceived as a * slap, I'll offer Muffler, Bash, NiNi, National, Angel and H for starters. I've enjoyed complete or near complete success at each, and never spent more than $. 5 total. I'd include Carson in this list, but it recently closed (apparently).

[Pistol Pete]

Catching up on a few posts today. Trying to get my fitness on since we are well past the holidays now. Went for a jog on the Southside but that recurring foot injury popped up again. Stopped in to see the lovely Fiona to get that foot fitted back in place. Young girl, solid 7 on AMP scale. Very good English. Massage was top notch. On flip little Petey was at attention and the tease fest started. Figured we were done but much to my surprise she asked if Petey wanted attention too. Standard HE. $55/ hr and left $40 tip for the effort. Will repeat.

Be cool with this one fellow mongers.

Pistol Pete.

[Pistol Pete]

Saw that Ashley last month. Skinny girl in decent neighborhood but nothing to write home about IMHO. I don't think she said 5 words the entire time I was there. Did leave happy but she wasn't into it at all which makes for an uncomfortable session. $150 way to much for that experience. Won't repeat.

Pistol Pete.

I thought that he meant this Ashley. http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...ed-35/19939697.

But it was hard to tell.

[bbone]

I happened to be down south and decided to hit the Johnson County Offerings. Good to medium massage, encouraged OTC and took out twins got to the flip and she went at it like a champ. 4 stars. HH + standard door fee for this adventure.

[INeedAName]

He fellow mongers,

I use to see Nina in florence ky, place shut down in October, been looking for her all over Cincy, someone posted in Cincy they found her at AMP in your neck of the woods, she's around 24, small body and gives the best rub I ever had, would definitely, return favor if you seen her and give me Intel where she works, thanks in advance.

Anyone with any help here. We would all appreciate it. She used to go by Nina in Florence / Cincinnati. As mentioned she is youngish, 20's, small, slight build, speaks softly, with great massage. She was reportedly at H two weeks ago. But now they deny it and say there is no one like that there and is not there when I stopped by. Did anybody see her while she was there, and get any contact info or know where she may be now? Help please. Will try to reward or exchange in any way possible.