Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Flaman4u2d** · 04-15-17 16:40

Met a married chic on CL yesterday evening would post the link but the ad has been deleted. Anyrate, ad stated come fuck my wet pussy while my husband sits in his chair and watches tv.

I responded to the ad and got the following response.

Cum buy the panties covering my soaking wet pussy? Once you have PAID for the PANTIES, you are well within your right to remove your property from my body. If anything happens after that, then we are 2 consenting adults having fun!

** Just to make sure you know, that to make sure that the panties are handled with care and safely my husband will be in the room. He's not going to help you take them off of me, just going to sit in his chair for my comfort and safety. He also LOVES a good show!* if you like this there Is no anal or blow job and I can't get on top and no kissing.

After seeing her pic I went and met her at local hotel purchased the panties for 50. This chick was hot 29 yes old 110 lbs. Burnett. 36 tits. Had a super clean pussy which I enjoyed and got her off twice orally. So much for her rules did get a 2 min BBBJ. After some 69. Mounted her doggy style. Pounded. That pussy for 20 minutes. Long and hard. All while the husband is sitting there watching and drinking a beer. When I started to cum. She said to cum deep in her which I did. When I pulled out she rolled over and the husband came over and started eating her out. I got dressed and left. Do hope I can buy another pair of panties at another time.

If you like this there is no anal no BJ I can't get on top and no kissing above my shoulders.

**Stewie Griffin** · 04-11-17 20:56

Originally Posted by Magicmike226 [View Original Post]

Tried pm'ing you bro, your mailbox is full. My digits I have for her seem to be disconnected. Pm me please.

If the number you have is begins with 233 she said she was going to disconnect her number after those couple of days and go into retirement.

**Magicmike226** · 04-11-17 15:47

Originally Posted by Quickneasy [View Original Post]

What an interesting morning I have had. I heard from this lovely young lady this morning. The rumors are true, she does have a BF now. She has decided to start a small business and after discussing it with her significant other, she is coming out of retirement for a short period of time to raise some startup money. I'm not sure how long she will be available so if you are interested in seeing her you may want to act soon. Her skills have in no way diminished and I was extremely happy after she stopped by to see me. I had read some reports about her possibly using in the recent past, but I saw and sensed zero evidence of that.

Tried pm'ing you bro, your mailbox is full. My digits I have for her seem to be disconnected. Pm me please.

**JustACbtGuy** · 04-10-17 15:29

Originally Posted by StewieGriffin [View Original Post]

This "girl" was a match on tinder.

You have got to read her facebook! LOL.

Don't think I can post her name so message me if you want a good laugh!

I have to think this is some sort of gag account. Funny as all get out, though!

**Quebec** · 04-10-17 07:49

Originally Posted by StewieGriffin [View Original Post]

This "girl" was a match on tinder.

You have got to read her facebook! LOL.

Don't think I can post her name so message me if you want a good laugh!

Bat shit crazy, but funny as hell!

**Stewie Griffin** · 04-09-17 21:40

Originally Posted by WestsideRandy [View Original Post]

I did get a picture earlier.

But still think extras NOT available.

I have talked to several other members and they have not been able to set up a meeting either. She always disappears when you try to schedule. I hit her up from 3 different numbers and she will text right back and talk until you ask her what time is she available or try to book an appointment and then she goes comms dark. Then will reply 10 hours or so later saying sorry do you still want to see me then go dark again. LOL.

**Stewie Griffin** · 04-09-17 18:43

This "girl" was a match on tinder.

You have got to read her facebook! LOL.

Don't think I can post her name so message me if you want a good laugh!

**Jaxlooker1** · 04-07-17 15:55

Originally Posted by LvMassageGuy [View Original Post]

I won't dispute another mongers opinion (not productive) but, IMHO the massage is so-so at best. She's not a trained lmt, but "nice" enough. Therapeutic wise don't expect a Cynthia type session but opinions always vary. On happy. I pressed and got it started before asking her to forget it, don't think you'll find the skills you seek. My 2 cents.

She has her license showing there. A hand job can be had but man that place is nasty and she was cooking some curry too around lunch that made it smell 200% worse. I have to have a somewhat of a clean place. Just my 2 cents. Won't repeat.

**Wpgsh34** · 04-06-17 13:47

Originally Posted by Wpgsh34 [View Original Post]

Just got back after my 1 hour dream. . 6 for the hour. Draping was not used. In my dream she is mid to late 40's. A little meaty but not bad, she is not unattractive. Session was at her house in living room area. Was a bit stuffy when I walked it at first. She directed me to disrobe and lay on table. She spent a good amount of time on my glutes, and inner thighs, she got close to the boys but that was about as far as she got. There was not any teasing, but she wasn't shy getting in close. On the flip same thing, close several times. I. e. Massaged pubic area, but never took hold of anything. As the dream progressed and she massaged my chest and head, I could tell she had fresh breath, huge plus. I had therapists in the past with stinky breath. The hour was non rushed, we did go a little over. I did doze once or twice. She definitely has great massage skills. Before today I would go see amazing grace who also gives great massage and leave happy. But her routine got old fast. I wonder if after repeat visits with joann if options open up. I may have to visit a few more time to see. Great massage no HE. But damn great massage.

Saw her again today. Made a bit more progress. She allowed me to handle things myself without stopping the massage. She hinted next time she may help out. I have a thing in trying to get ones who don't get generally give he. I git grace 1st day. Ans now. Maybe Joann on 3rd trip.

**Sparkish** · 04-06-17 12:13

Originally Posted by Okaynow2001 [View Original Post]

I saw at her house on the WS and would repeat. But now she says only car dates? Nope. Don't need a L&L! She has asked me for a loan, advance, help etc. But I have not replied.

She emails and texts out of the blue saying she's in my area and she's so sorry, she got locked out of her email and her phone has been off since Friday. I point out to her the holes in her story, I'm sure you all know the kind of thing I'm talking about; and the fact that you guys came out of the woodwork when I posted my story.

It's all moot at this point anyway; but I have to say, I am more bothered by the insult to my intelligence than I am about the loss of the money. I told her she was a bad risk, and if she wanted to return my money, I wouldn't complain; but that was the starting point for making things right.

**LvMassageGuy** · 04-04-17 23:40

Originally Posted by Wpgsh34 [View Original Post]

Just got back after my 1 hour dream. . 6 for the hour. Draping was not used. In my dream she is mid to late 40's. A little meaty but not bad, she is not unattractive. Session was at her house in living room area. Was a bit stuffy when I walked it at first. She directed me to disrobe and lay on table. She spent a good amount of time on my glutes, and inner thighs, she got close to the boys but that was about as far as she got. There was not any teasing, but she wasn't shy getting in close. On the flip same thing, close several times. I. e. Massaged pubic area, but never took hold of anything. As the dream progressed and she massaged my chest and head, I could tell she had fresh breath, huge plus. I had therapists in the past with stinky breath. The hour was non rushed, we did go a little over. I did doze once or twice. She definitely has great massage skills. Before today I would go see amazing grace who also gives great massage and leave happy. But her routine got old fast. I wonder if after repeat visits with joann if options open up. I may have to visit a few more time to see. Great massage no HE. But damn great massage.

I won't dispute another mongers opinion (not productive) but, IMHO the massage is so-so at best. She's not a trained lmt, but "nice" enough. Therapeutic wise don't expect a Cynthia type session but opinions always vary. On happy. I pressed and got it started before asking her to forget it, don't think you'll find the skills you seek. My 2 cents.

**Wpgsh34** · 04-04-17 14:07

Originally Posted by Wpgsh34 [View Original Post]

I did a search for joann today, did not see much, other than YMMV. Going to see her later today, will post my findings.

Just got back after my 1 hour dream. . 6 for the hour. Draping was not used. In my dream she is mid to late 40's. A little meaty but not bad, she is not unattractive. Session was at her house in living room area. Was a bit stuffy when I walked it at first. She directed me to disrobe and lay on table. She spent a good amount of time on my glutes, and inner thighs, she got close to the boys but that was about as far as she got. There was not any teasing, but she wasn't shy getting in close. On the flip same thing, close several times. I. e. Massaged pubic area, but never took hold of anything. As the dream progressed and she massaged my chest and head, I could tell she had fresh breath, huge plus. I had therapists in the past with stinky breath. The hour was non rushed, we did go a little over. I did doze once or twice. She definitely has great massage skills. Before today I would go see amazing grace who also gives great massage and leave happy. But her routine got old fast. I wonder if after repeat visits with joann if options open up. I may have to visit a few more time to see. Great massage no HE. But damn great massage.

**Okaynow 2001** · 04-04-17 12:09

Originally Posted by Oralexpert44 [View Original Post]

Posted add in CL to eat pussy and got a reply from lady located at beach and $100 for full service. Was not looking to pay but nice pic. Anyone know anything about her.

She is clean, safe and sane. She replys to all types of email on CL. She offers doubles with her boyfriend. Def not was I was asking for! LOL.

**Okaynow 2001** · 04-04-17 12:06

Originally Posted by Sparkish [View Original Post]

Several months ago, I ran a "seeking" ad on CL and this one answered going by the name above 'lauryn paige'. She sent the attached pic, which I thought was promising, so agreed to rendezvous for a car date. The pic did not get along so well with reality; but the service was reasonable and reliable over a few visits, so when she asked for an advance, I supplied a small one. And now, of course, she is nowhere to be found. She is still active, so be on the lookout.

I saw at her house on the WS and would repeat. But now she says only car dates? Nope. Don't need a L&L! She has asked me for a loan, advance, help etc. But I have not replied.