Massage Parlor Reports

[Stagebandman]

Does anyone know what happened to Denise whose website was "I Pamper You" from Bartlett? A big girl (but then, I'm a big guy), but I had a good relationship with her about 3 times a year. Then a couple of years ago she disappeared. Any clues as to where she is now?

[Walker333]

Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.

Is this MP or an apartment?

[Dr Manhattan]

Hoping into my way-back machine with this question. Does anyone remember a place that may have been called "Holistic Massage," 10 minutes north of the Loop?

(This is at least 15 years ago).

Run by an Asian woman named Janet, who would hire attractive European and Latin American college students for massage. Is that place, or some incarnation of it, still around? It would be nice to get some FBSM from a college student without it being an SB / SD investment.

[ChicagoCat99]

Today, I checked massage section in backpage.

Surprisingly, most of prices are much higher than $65 an hour there.

And, then, I found one ad showing $60 for 45 minutes and set up appointment for 7:00 pm.

When I was at the address, I found covered door as if it's in construction.

When I knocked the door, one nice latina came out.

Her name was Luna and prettiest and youngers (26) therapist so far.

Her massage was hard, but my towel went away in 10 minutes.

When she massaged my hands, she put them between her breasts.

(The biggest breasts I have ever had so far.).

Then, she asked me flip over.

I put towel on my belly since it was a bit cold.

She looked at my penis, but massaged me everywhere.

Then, she whispered, "We can have some fun for $50. ".

I told her that I have $40 and she smiled "OK".

(I brought $100 total.).

She used lotion to erect my penis. Then, she used oil to play with it.

She put one breast out and I sucked all along.

(It was like my head size.).

Nice finish. She was happy since I was obedient and we had nice hug.

She had more likely white American face than latina. Definitely I will be back since 4-5 girls there as well.

P.S. :

This photo was really her.

It was rare someone looks better than photo.

Facility was not that great.

Traffic sound.

Crowded with 4-5 girls.

No covered ceiling in the room.

Like half built facility.

[Walker333]

Can you PM your suggestions?

IMO people here start with reporting, and not with the question in the very first tread. Moreover, I assume that philosophy behind this site is not just information exchange, but rather contribution of each member to the whole community of members.

[CafeRaceritali]

I took a trip out to a Thai Massage place I found on Chicago, about a block from the Brown line. Used to be Lang's Ocean massage. Anyway, went in, was asked name. The girl seemed surprised that I showed up without calling first. She took me to the massage room and I asked for a table shower. She said no table shower, then made it clear that "we ONLY offer massage. " When she told me there was no table shower, I asked for my money back and left. Was a legit place. I'm sure the massage would have been outstanding. I did not stick around to find out.

[Jtacci]

So, at what pLace did you get your massage a few weeks ago?

You may PM.

Can you PM your suggestions?

[StanleyStankas]

I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.

The interaction here is key! Information extremely helpful of course, however the communication with established members is perfect-imo. Other sites like listcrawler I find non productive (even though it is a BP placement of sorts). I have left comments with questions and they just sit there w / no answers. Plus I like this site here better than eccie as well. I don't like forums where you ask a question or make a comment and the regulars are all over you for dumb sh*t like "why don't you paragraph", etc. My comment would be why don't you get a life? I have had very valid points and valued additions to certain sites but I got shot down over non paragraphing! It's an f and free forum! Thanks for all that help here. Many have connected on pm with me as well.

[E6671]

Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.

I second that. When I first started researching to start in this hobby I also had signed up for Rub Maps. I found most of the information old and outdated. What I like most about USAG is the wealth of information here if you take the time to read. When I have decided to venture out when traveling for work I will read up on the local board for a couple weeks before. Also I have learned so much from the SUPER SENIORS here over the years. You won't get that from the other sites.

[Confucius]

Is a paid membership worth it?

I was also a member for a year.

If you like fake reviews. Not all, and comedians in training who hijack your threads and impose their useless will on you and what you say, then this is the place for you.

Guys from all over the country have access to anything you say and some of them try to be humorous but are really not funny at all.

Their personalities are birth control.

I would never join that place again.

[GunnerMagnum]

Absolutely not. To many clowns on there who do fake reviews. The funniest one I saw was someone went to Geneva spa and clearly stated the only parking was on the street. Anyone whose been knows the parking lot is huge. He got called out on it. The forums are even more ridiculous as they are not moderated.

Is a paid membership worth it?

[Toe Knee]

Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.

Exactly. Once I discovered USASG I pretty much canceled my membership.

[Avg Joe]

Is a paid membership worth it?

Not in my opinion.

A few years ago I was a paying member there and after visiting several reviewed establishments I found that some of the reviews were just not true. I have always found better and more reliable information here at USASG.

AJ.

[Casper27]

Is a paid membership worth it?

[Wenger]

Sylvio said it best years ago! When getting ready to visit a spa, treat it as if you're going on an actual date. Stinky unclean guys are a turn off for most ladies! If you hope to go for gold, you have to be prepared. Don't stink and don't be a jerk. It's always worked well for me!

And if it's not an option to go before work, make sure to take the shower option first. And if it's a standup shower, ask them to help. Always works out best for me and sets the tone in a positive light.

-w.