Massage Parlor Reports

**Tennis Nut** · 03-15-17 12:58

Originally Posted by PhoDaygo [View Original Post]

Sad about Adele.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...316-story.html

The National City crack-down is unfortunate and may be the harbinger of similar actions in San Diego and elsewhere. That would be a shame. I think human trafficking is wrong, but the massage industry shouldn't be so tightly regulated. Oh well, we live in a relatively conservative society. Time to move to Amsterdam.

Get it while you can.

**Pho Daygo** · 03-15-17 04:52

Sad about Adele.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/...316-story.html

**Cockasians** · 03-15-17 00:00

Originally Posted by Vandong [View Original Post]

Now that we've got all the CPA stuff, and liscensing requirements done with, can we get back to reports?

I went by one of the 3 "mira mesa" hotspots today around 1 or so. Upon arrival there was a couple dudes already waiting in the lobby, so I bailed.

Went to Coco Spa to quench my yellow fever. Paid Mamasan and went with the luck of the draw. Mimi comes in all happy to see me back. I tell her massage after and the clothes quickly come off. Around the world body kisses until I'm rock hard, on goes the cover for a CBJ, I still can't get her to go bare back! She mounts up in CG until she warms up and switches to ACG and pile drives me home to completion. Usual warm towel clean up followed by a brief massage and small talk. She is a hot Asian spinner. $60 house fee, $140 tip, $200 total. Enjoy my fellow mongers!

**Tennis Nut** · 03-14-17 12:29

Originally Posted by Vandong [View Original Post]

Now that we've got all the CPA stuff, and liscensing requirements done with, can we get back to reports?

I went by one of the 3 "mira mesa" hotspots today around 1 or so. Upon arrival there was a couple dudes already waiting in the lobby, so I bailed.

That was a really valuable report--very actionable. Thanks! I'm sure glad you got us off the "CPA stuff".

**IvyLeaf** · 03-14-17 01:22

Originally Posted by TennisNut [View Original Post]

You paid $6.00 for the massage and 6 cents for the tip! That's $6.60 out the door! You da man!

Originally Posted by Whoopster [View Original Post]

$.8 = $180.
$$ = $200.
$$.2 = you're an idiot or she's a true freak!

Bwhaahhaha! That's great stuff. Thanks for the laughs!

**FlyingVfr** · 03-14-17 00:37

Originally Posted by Whoopster [View Original Post]

.2 = $20
.4 = $40
.6 = $60
.8 = $80
$ = $100
$.2 = $120.
$.4 = $140.
$.6 = $160.
$.8 = $180.
$$ = $200.
$$.2 = you're an idiot or she's a true freak!

At least in my personal opinion, it is absolutely ludicrous to feel an inane "code" such as that is necessary, required, or that it serves a legitimate purpose. It's confusing at best to most and laughable to believe it serves a legitimate need. My first visit to an AMP was in 1969 in a land far away and have been participating in the online AMP guides since they hit the Internet. Most would laugh or groan and some feeling the need to disguise the costs in such a way. Does anyone really think it would stump a LEO?

**MyDream** · 03-14-17 00:06

Now that we've got all the CPA stuff, and liscensing requirements done with, can we get back to reports?

I went by one of the 3 "mira mesa" hotspots today around 1 or so. Upon arrival there was a couple dudes already waiting in the lobby, so I bailed.

**Member #6555** · 03-13-17 23:40

Originally Posted by MichelOb [View Original Post]

Finally!

Finally! The $. 2 was something I just couldn't comprehend from the reports. I would call the place for a quote, but they were usually quite explicit about how much for 30 minutes or an hour.

Thanks.

If you click abbreviations at the top of the forum everything you need to know is explained.

**MichelOb** · 03-13-17 23:31

Originally Posted by Whoopster [View Original Post]

.2 = $20
.4 = $40
.6 = $60
.8 = $80
$ = $100
$.2 = $120.
$.4 = $140.
$.6 = $160.
$.8 = $180.
$$ = $200.
$$.2 = you're an idiot or she's a true freak!

Finally!

Finally! The $. 2 was something I just couldn't comprehend from the reports. I would call the place for a quote, but they were usually quite explicit about how much for 30 minutes or an hour.

Thanks.

**Whoopster** · 03-13-17 21:09

.2 = $20
.4 = $40
.6 = $60
.8 = $80
$ = $100
$.2 = $120.
$.4 = $140.
$.6 = $160.
$.8 = $180.
$$ = $200.
$$.2 = you're an idiot or she's a true freak!

**Tennis Nut** · 03-13-17 12:45

Originally Posted by Aganger [View Original Post]

I go to these AMP's for the massage. Anything else is gravy. I have very thick muscle mass and need 90 minutes and deep tissue.

The problem is that the quality at the AMP's on Convoy are hit-and-miss. More than a few times, I've found a great massage and six months later she moves on. I've been a regular at Asiana on the corner of Balboa and Convoy since it opened.

I hadn't been in for a few months so the masseuses have turned over. I walked in today and requested someone who could do deep tissue without walking on the back. I got Rose. Not great but not bad looking and probably closer to 40 than 30 and standing about 5' 6".

Half way through the massage I'm thinking to myself "God, just take my money". She tore me up. I haven't had this good of a massage in years.

On the flip she went right to work on all the muscles for HE.

6 for massage and. 6 for tip because she earned it. Will go back to her.

You paid $6.00 for the massage and 6 cents for the tip! That's $6.60 out the door! You da man!

**Mondo72** · 03-13-17 04:26

Originally Posted by TennisNut [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, not enough people read the posts, like this, that make a good case for NOT using the money short cuts. They are unnecessary. Who are we trying to fool, LE?

So, from now on, spell it out: $40, $60, $120, and the like.

Hey TN,

I have to agree with you completely. I guess some mongers here get hung on this as it's supposed to be cool or something. Simplifying a post is so much easier for everybody.

One other thing is people posting links and leaving dots, comas, and other stuff out for someone interested in looking at such links to figure out / fill the missing parts in order to check such link out. PLEASE, you are not protecting anybody and / or anything by doing this, you are just making it more difficult for someone to get to see such link.

BTW, something which has already been posted becomes public knowledge so there isn't a reason to omit stuff.

Mondo.

**BlueSkyBlue** · 03-12-17 23:59

Originally Posted by HeyTim [View Original Post]

These Chinese girls know nothing about massage, you may get one who grinds your back and you like it rough so it's a great match, but they can actually fuck you up permanently with that much pressure and absolutely no knowledge of what they're doing.

You want a good massage, find a certified massage therapist (I used to go to the IPSB school in PB and get a massage, 60 min, $40). That'll leave you $80 left over which should be enough to get your willy whacked in a different session.

By California law they're all supposed to be certified massage therapist CMT's (they supposed to post their license on the wall) The ones you want are the ones thst didn't take the Chinese schools in the USA but went to the American massage schools where they actually learn how to give real massage. There's actually quite a few of them and they can give a good massage but again it's a business and overtime their bodies get tired and they make more money giving a half ass massage and a hand job so you have to find one that still wants to give a good massage.

But they are definitely out there I had two really good physical massages this weekend as well as a very happy ending.

**Hey Tim** · 03-12-17 23:53

These Chinese girls know nothing about massage, you may get one who grinds your back and you like it rough so it's a great match, but they can actually fuck you up permanently with that much pressure and absolutely no knowledge of what they're doing.

You want a good massage, find a certified massage therapist (I used to go to the IPSB school in PB and get a massage, 60 min, $40). That'll leave you $80 left over which should be enough to get your willy whacked in a different session.

**Aganger** · 03-12-17 18:55

I go to these AMP's for the massage. Anything else is gravy. I have very thick muscle mass and need 90 minutes and deep tissue.

The problem is that the quality at the AMP's on Convoy are hit-and-miss. More than a few times, I've found a great massage and six months later she moves on. I've been a regular at Asiana on the corner of Balboa and Convoy since it opened.

I hadn't been in for a few months so the masseuses have turned over. I walked in today and requested someone who could do deep tissue without walking on the back. I got Rose. Not great but not bad looking and probably closer to 40 than 30 and standing about 5' 6".

Half way through the massage I'm thinking to myself "God, just take my money". She tore me up. I haven't had this good of a massage in years.

On the flip she went right to work on all the muscles for HE.

6 for massage and. 6 for tip because she earned it. Will go back to her.