Massage Parlor Reports

[MScofield]

Folks, I am not bringing any unusual information here but recently saw BP advertisement from a massage provider which has USG Forum screenshot with recent reviews about her.

I saw this previously too, when there is a discussion happens about any specific massage provider, immediately the rates become high or things changes at least. This has bring me to let all know that -.

- Massage Providers (like Independent, Agencies, AMPs) always keep an eye over the forums.

- LE might be the part of this forum as well.

Just to be on safer side, can we not bring any such Providers or AMPs in focus of this forum. Instead, can keep the intel smooth with small hints and rest is PM.

Any suggestions are welcome.

[Maddog72]

I have to agree with GolfFan here. While Ashley gives a good therapeutic-type massage, there is no sensuality or teasing whatsoever and the finish was mechanical. She's also not easy on the eyes, first impression is a turn-off. I have seen her three times hoping it would get better, but it actually got worse so I'm done with her.

I think your confused as to what milfs and gilfs are if there ugly why would you classify as somebody you'd like to f*.

[PipeFitter1956]

I went there Thurs afternoon. My fourth visit. So far I'm 4 for 4. Not exactly sure what I am doing right. It should be noted that so far a lot of gents have reported back with disappointment. I guess so far I've been lucky? I don't want to patronize anyone on the board with "tips" on how to act. I will relay that today the girl (who I had not had before) did start to try and drape me after the flip, but I very nicely declined. She also did seem unsure about how to proceed, to be honest she looked like someone who wanted to do it but was unsure if it was a good idea. Who knows maybe she had a thing for me, she seemed pretty obsessed with my dick even after the session was over. She did encourage me to touch so I admittedly immediately went further than I should have and put my hand between her legs and starting massaging her kitty and was honestly surprised when she suddenly let out a big moan and did a move to what I assume was a slight bucklingnof her knees (no I doubt she O'd but she obviously was enjoying it). One thing I thought was funny was she had a padded bra on but she was easily a C cup. After the main event there was still lots of time left so she did just about every massage technique in the book that required het tits to rub and / or press against me and would giggle when doing it. Anyway I'm rambling. Seemed unsure but did anyway. Encouraged to touch. 6 on massage, 8 on ending. I hope to catch her there again. I asked her name but just could. Not understand.

I'm 4 for 4 also. I almost hate to see this as I'm afraid it will turn into another Riverside. Guys do not go in looking and asking and I bet you will leave Happy. FYI I usually go in for the hour for 50 and tuck an additional 30 in my shirt pocket where it is easily available. I have never even asked and matters were always taken into their own hands. Then after clean up still finished hour with additional massage. Then before they leave the room I pull out the extra and hand it over so it is not seen outside of the room. Guys let your big head remain in control and the little head will be happy. Please treat them with respect and hopefully this will continue. PF1956.

[HesDeadJim]

I went there Thurs afternoon. My fourth visit. So far I'm 4 for 4. Not exactly sure what I am doing right. It should be noted that so far a lot of gents have reported back with disappointment. I guess so far I've been lucky? I don't want to patronize anyone on the board with "tips" on how to act. I will relay that today the girl (who I had not had before) did start to try and drape me after the flip, but I very nicely declined. She also did seem unsure about how to proceed, to be honest she looked like someone who wanted to do it but was unsure if it was a good idea. Who knows maybe she had a thing for me, she seemed pretty obsessed with my dick even after the session was over. She did encourage me to touch so I admittedly immediately went further than I should have and put my hand between her legs and starting massaging her kitty and was honestly surprised when she suddenly let out a big moan and did a move to what I assume was a slight bucklingnof her knees (no I doubt she O'd but she obviously was enjoying it). One thing I thought was funny was she had a padded bra on but she was easily a C cup. After the main event there was still lots of time left so she did just about every massage technique in the book that required het tits to rub and / or press against me and would giggle when doing it. Anyway I'm rambling. Seemed unsure but did anyway. Encouraged to touch. 6 on massage, 8 on ending. I hope to catch her there again. I asked her name but just could. Not understand.

If you're out west, the Christmas miracle is still happening. Just had a lovely time with Tina, who required zero encouragement to get the (hand) job done!

[Ekim76]

If you want a really good massage with no extra this is the place to go. I know this was going to be an unhappy ending when I tried to rub her legs and she said that tickles. Then when it came to the flip she held sheet up between us. Not even an offer of diy. When I left she said you come back and I said hardly no.

[Fbm014]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

I've seen her a few times over the last few years. Always say nah. Not going back, but do try for some reason hoping it will be better. The last 2 or 3 times I have scheduled she canceled or postponed so late I had to bail. Last time was the last straw. Not trying again.

[Fbm014]

If you're out west, the Christmas miracle is still happening. Just had a lovely time with Tina, who required zero encouragement to get the (hand) job done!

Something must have happened. I have been there several times with great results. Last couple times I left pretty disappointed.

[Rocketman Stl]

I in no way found the woman in Creve couer a "MILF type" or attractive. She's either at least early 50's or had a rough life (maybe both). That qualifies as GILF, not MILF. But she's not attractive imo. She's not sloppy fat really, just bigger. But her face is not attractive. And she's mechanical. And not sensual. She is what she is for the price point.

I'm a sucker for trying out new adventures but give me the young, hotter women in the 200 price point any day!

I have to agree with GolfFan here. While Ashley gives a good therapeutic-type massage, there is no sensuality or teasing whatsoever and the finish was mechanical. She's also not easy on the eyes, first impression is a turn-off. I have seen her three times hoping it would get better, but it actually got worse so I'm done with her.

[FartCity]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

I also had a rough experience with her a year or two ago. Just gruff and unpleasant. I used to see a lady in the St. Chuck area who worked out of her house who had some awesome tantric techniques. Lost her number when a previous account here was deleted. If anyone knows who I'm talking about, holla.

[GolfFan]

I in no way found the woman in Creve couer a "MILF type" or attractive. She's either at least early 50's or had a rough life (maybe both). That qualifies as GILF, not MILF. But she's not attractive imo. She's not sloppy fat really, just bigger. But her face is not attractive. And she's mechanical. And not sensual. She is what she is for the price point.

I'm a sucker for trying out new adventures but give me the young, hotter women in the 200 price point any day!

I haven't seen this one reviewed and I've visited a few times so I thought I'd share my info.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/20059605

Great massage, attractive middle aged brunette MILF type with standard finish. Seemed like more options might be available but I can't confirm since I didn't partake. Massage is done on a table in her living room. Nice, safe condo near the Subaru / Nissan dealer.

Has anyone tried Amanda recently? She's got tons on cleavage in her new ads since moving to Maryland heights. Wondering if that would translate to any additional service.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...80%BF/24012589

[GolfFan]

I had the late problem with her too. She did treat me well and was nice enough but I couldn't get over the perfume smell! She really lathers it on and you come out smelling like you just went through the women's perfume section at Macy's!

Long story short: she's not hot enough to get over the late problems and smelling like a woman when you're done.

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

[Joshstl]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

So I have seen Jenny on several occasions. The one part that I can definitely agree with is the tardiness. I think she is always at least 15 to 20 min late. I just plan on it. The massage itself is only ok. Very light touch. It feels nice, but is not therapeutic at all.

Once you get to the flip though. In my opinion she is very talented. She is a large chested woman and that is a very good thing.

Anyway, we all may have different experiences. I can see her rubbing some people the wrong way (she is pretty chatty and I know that annoys some) but I have had good times.

Stay safe.

[Bill Bradsky]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

Welcome aboard and thanks for that report. I have never seen her, although I have had plenty of chances. Too many guys have said the same thing you did, just not quite as well.

[Stl Danish]

If you're out west, the Christmas miracle is still happening. Just had a lovely time with Tina, who required zero encouragement to get the (hand) job done!

[Ekoe115]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.