Massage Parlor Reports

[Fbm014]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

I've seen her a few times over the last few years. Always say nah. Not going back, but do try for some reason hoping it will be better. The last 2 or 3 times I have scheduled she canceled or postponed so late I had to bail. Last time was the last straw. Not trying again.

[Fbm014]

If you're out west, the Christmas miracle is still happening. Just had a lovely time with Tina, who required zero encouragement to get the (hand) job done!

Something must have happened. I have been there several times with great results. Last couple times I left pretty disappointed.

[Rocketman Stl]

I in no way found the woman in Creve couer a "MILF type" or attractive. She's either at least early 50's or had a rough life (maybe both). That qualifies as GILF, not MILF. But she's not attractive imo. She's not sloppy fat really, just bigger. But her face is not attractive. And she's mechanical. And not sensual. She is what she is for the price point.

I'm a sucker for trying out new adventures but give me the young, hotter women in the 200 price point any day!

I have to agree with GolfFan here. While Ashley gives a good therapeutic-type massage, there is no sensuality or teasing whatsoever and the finish was mechanical. She's also not easy on the eyes, first impression is a turn-off. I have seen her three times hoping it would get better, but it actually got worse so I'm done with her.

[FartCity]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

I also had a rough experience with her a year or two ago. Just gruff and unpleasant. I used to see a lady in the St. Chuck area who worked out of her house who had some awesome tantric techniques. Lost her number when a previous account here was deleted. If anyone knows who I'm talking about, holla.

[GolfFan]

I in no way found the woman in Creve couer a "MILF type" or attractive. She's either at least early 50's or had a rough life (maybe both). That qualifies as GILF, not MILF. But she's not attractive imo. She's not sloppy fat really, just bigger. But her face is not attractive. And she's mechanical. And not sensual. She is what she is for the price point.

I'm a sucker for trying out new adventures but give me the young, hotter women in the 200 price point any day!

I haven't seen this one reviewed and I've visited a few times so I thought I'd share my info.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...erapy/20059605

Great massage, attractive middle aged brunette MILF type with standard finish. Seemed like more options might be available but I can't confirm since I didn't partake. Massage is done on a table in her living room. Nice, safe condo near the Subaru / Nissan dealer.

Has anyone tried Amanda recently? She's got tons on cleavage in her new ads since moving to Maryland heights. Wondering if that would translate to any additional service.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...80%BF/24012589

[GolfFan]

I had the late problem with her too. She did treat me well and was nice enough but I couldn't get over the perfume smell! She really lathers it on and you come out smelling like you just went through the women's perfume section at Macy's!

Long story short: she's not hot enough to get over the late problems and smelling like a woman when you're done.

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

[Joshstl]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

So I have seen Jenny on several occasions. The one part that I can definitely agree with is the tardiness. I think she is always at least 15 to 20 min late. I just plan on it. The massage itself is only ok. Very light touch. It feels nice, but is not therapeutic at all.

Once you get to the flip though. In my opinion she is very talented. She is a large chested woman and that is a very good thing.

Anyway, we all may have different experiences. I can see her rubbing some people the wrong way (she is pretty chatty and I know that annoys some) but I have had good times.

Stay safe.

[Bill Bradsky]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

Welcome aboard and thanks for that report. I have never seen her, although I have had plenty of chances. Too many guys have said the same thing you did, just not quite as well.

[Stl Danish]

If you're out west, the Christmas miracle is still happening. Just had a lovely time with Tina, who required zero encouragement to get the (hand) job done!

[Ekoe115]

Hey Gents,

Had a pretty piss poor experience with Jenny from St Charles this afternoon. I'm typically a lurker on this board, preferring to post on TER. However when I attempted to review her I learned she's 'unlisted' - essentially TER doesn't allow reviews of her. Posting here instead:

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-happy/5702203

Date of last visit.

March 2017.

General details.

Take a look at my profile. I have 26 previous reviews. Jenny is being given the lowest overall performance review I've ever handed out.

Don't waste your precious time / money on this woman. It felt like an old prison warden was giving me a massage.

The juicy details.

My overall thoughts after the fact of seeing this woman is she may have a couple screws loose in a way that makes her terrible for this job.

Schedule an appointment for late afternoon. She gave me the address and told me to text her when I arrived at her office. I arrive on time and let her know. She proceeds to make me wait 20 min as she's not ready. OK fine. I'm late occasionally as well. When I get in she informs me that my time will be a hard stop at the original hour. I approached the wrong door and it took me about 90 seconds to come around to the correct door to the office building. Then she proceeds to verbally berate me about my stupidity in not finding the correct door. She then gives about an 8 minute massage. The weakest, lamest massage I've ever gotten. All the while spouting nonsense and generally being angry with me. It felt like a prison warden was giving me a massage. I should've just grabbed my money and left. But I fucking came out here. I wanted to nut.

She has me flip and proceeds to start a lame ass handjob. More verbal abuse about how I am a 'weird' guy. Obvious mental problems from this girl. I get up because my dick goes soft. Mind you I don't have impotence problems. I have 3-4 natural erections a day. A man can only take so much.

Walk out the door after 15 minutes of being inside. So all told I paid for 60 min. She's 20 min late. I leave after 15 min with her.

[Flstn96]

Amanda has been around a long time, it has to be close to 20 years, she first had a place across 270 from the old big foot, in the strip center. She then moved to granite city for probably the last 15 years. Good massage, but I have tried her many times, when she drops her rates. All reports are legit.

Re. Amanda: Saw her back in December. Nice little house / business at the end of a quiet street. Great massage with hot stones. Got the feeling she's all legit.

[Jerald800]

Ok, so I did stop by last week to the other therapist Mia at Body Works. From my last post all remains the same as far as the cleanliness of the facility goes. Although Mia gives a good massage she doesn't quite perform as well as Victoria. The run down: Her room isn't set up as relaxing or soothing as the other masseuse. On the flip, its the same but huge difference, it was good but Victoria is a dirty talker & that's what I like because most girls won't do that. I mean she even moans during the moment. She charges as Victoria does except there were no on-the house as it was my 1st time like Victoria had done, I know every masseuse is different so it is what it is. I will always make this my first choice but will remain with Victoria for the time being. Good-Luck.

[Bill Bradsky]

Any intel over this ad. Or similar?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-arrival-b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-sexy-open-minded-312-339-9344-asian-playmate/23756213

It is mainly one lady with three phone numbers. The independent Asian scene here has really gone down hill lately. It is unfortunate because we used to get some real cuties through here. Maybe warm weather will change things. Until then, I recommend buying a plane ticket to places with much higher Asian populations.

[Londingo]

Re. Amanda: Saw her back in December. Nice little house / business at the end of a quiet street. Great massage with hot stones. Got the feeling she's all legit.

Tried her out a week ago good location okay massage only got a 30 min though no signs of extras but just a funny thing for once my masseuse looked better in person than her pictures great tits no teasing or anything though but as always YMMV.

[MScofield]

Any intel over this ad. Or similar?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-arrival-b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-sexy-open-minded-312-339-9344-asian-playmate/23756213