Massage Parlor Reports

[JPother100]

Ditto on LUX in Buffalo Grove. Current mt wanted a full dossier on me to make sure I wasn't LEO. I will say that she is very careful, and also knowledgeable on how viruses are shared. So although it's a PIA, at least she is on the correct side of careful.

LUX used to have a lady there who went by the name of Hanna, she had a great massage and a fantastic tickle game. She left back in December, not sure if she's gone, gone, or if she went to another place.

[PwnLife]

Last time I was at Lux was 2 years ago and got very much the same treatment. I figured all my usual signs that I'm a long time player at this game would be enough. Nope. She had me off the table to get my wallet and show my license, insurance card, library card, Mickey Mouse Fun House membership card. And for all that the price was too much for what I got, looks and experience-wise. No more since then. There are 3 other places the same distance that I could go for the same price, better experience and a much simpler confirmation process.

It's one thing that the AMPs switch the MTs around on a regular basis. That of course makes it tough to be known as safe. I used to depend on the mammasan to know me and let the girl know I was a preferred customer. But when they switch the mammasans around as well, what can you do? Every stop, even a couple weeks apart, is a Getting To Know You process.

Mickey mouse funhouse membership card was probably what finally got you in!

[Sam Spade]

Last time I was at Lux was 2 years ago and got very much the same treatment. I figured all my usual signs that I'm a long time player at this game would be enough. Nope. She had me off the table to get my wallet and show my license, insurance card, library card, Mickey Mouse Fun House membership card. And for all that the price was too much for what I got, looks and experience-wise. No more since then. There are 3 other places the same distance that I could go for the same price, better experience and a much simpler confirmation process.

It's one thing that the AMPs switch the MTs around on a regular basis. That of course makes it tough to be known as safe. I used to depend on the mammasan to know me and let the girl know I was a preferred customer. But when they switch the mammasans around as well, what can you do? Every stop, even a couple weeks apart, is a Getting To Know You process.

Last visit I made was six months ago, same exact story. "Where you work, show me your business card, insurance card. " I never go in with my wallet because that's just stupid, and all they did was encourage me to never come back.

I'm fairly certain Uncle LEO would have fake business cards etc if they were to bust them.

[HonkyDonkyMan]

Was south of my usual stomping grounds and needed a massage post round of golf. Lux was closest option. Drew the thick Japanese woman. Nice gal with huge rack. Great table shower then back to the room where the inquisition started. "have you been here before?" Then she'd whisper in my ear "where afraid of cops". "where do you work?" Do you have any I'd of where you work? A blue cross blue shield card?" More odd questions - I grabbed yeouch Jr. and her rack and said "this good for you?"

WTF. Talk about making a marginal experience worse. She then put my finger in a glove, started sucking in, and asked me to put it inside her to prove I'm not a cop. WTF! Almost walked. But. Imagined she provided a below average massage followed by CBJ and TF. Overall needed the massage more than the rest, and again, she's a nice gal, but the inquisition really puts a damper on a visit. Will not return.

Last visit I made was six months ago, same exact story. "Where you work, show me your business card, insurance card. " I never go in with my wallet because that's just stupid, and all they did was encourage me to never come back.

I'm fairly certain Uncle LEO would have fake business cards etc if they were to bust them.

[Yeouch]

Bob is close to Yedam so he should take TOFTT. Last time I was there I had an older, petite, lady, very nice who was looking for a guy to pay her credit card bills. I told her good luck with that, LOL.

Last time I went to LUX the nice looking MMS was there who I knew but I ended up with the thick Japanese lady who was a PITA.

Was south of my usual stomping grounds and needed a massage post round of golf. Lux was closest option. Drew the thick Japanese woman. Nice gal with huge rack. Great table shower then back to the room where the inquisition started. "have you been here before?" Then she'd whisper in my ear "where afraid of cops". "where do you work?" Do you have any I'd of where you work? A blue cross blue shield card?" More odd questions - I grabbed yeouch Jr. and her rack and said "this good for you?"

WTF. Talk about making a marginal experience worse. She then put my finger in a glove, started sucking in, and asked me to put it inside her to prove I'm not a cop. WTF! Almost walked. But. Imagined she provided a below average massage followed by CBJ and TF. Overall needed the massage more than the rest, and again, she's a nice gal, but the inquisition really puts a damper on a visit. Will not return.

[DMichaels69]

Bob is close to Yedam so he should take TOFTT. Last time I was there I had an older, petite, lady, very nice who was looking for a guy to pay her credit card bills. I told her good luck with that, LOL.

Last time I went to LUX the nice looking MMS was there who I knew but I ended up with the thick Japanese lady who was a PITA.

Last I've been to Lux was several months ago. Very mediocre talent so just walked out and decided not to go back until I hear any positives. I suppose it only went downhill from there.

What's the story with Yedam? That's little north but haven't heard about that in a while either.

[HeadFirst80]

I guess I'll have to make the trek back down to MtP to Yun. At Exercise MT didn't even fully strip for BBBJ. I tried Spa Lux in B Grove on Wed. Got a decent looking MT but I knew nothing to be had when she covered me during TS. Decent massage, very nice personality and no teasing. Anything to be had there on repeat visits or waste of time?

Last I've been to Lux was several months ago. Very mediocre talent so just walked out and decided not to go back until I hear any positives. I suppose it only went downhill from there.

What's the story with Yedam? That's little north but haven't heard about that in a while either.

[Frogger7777]

I guess I'll have to make the trek back down to MtP to Yun. At Exercise MT didn't even fully strip for BBBJ. I tried Spa Lux in B Grove on Wed. Got a decent looking MT but I knew nothing to be had when she covered me during TS. Decent massage, very nice personality and no teasing. Anything to be had there on repeat visits or waste of time?

I've never been to lux, but I know it's been reviewed before in these forums. I prefer euros over AMP, but sometimes I just don't have the patience for making appointments, screening. The euro hassle. It's nice to just walk in and enjoy in a pinch.

[DomCorazon]

Had a great time at Yun last weekend. Was in a hurry and couldn't deal with making an appointment and screening, so I settled for an AMP. Anyway, I drew "Koko" - in her 40's, but a nice body; trim, big boobs. Okay massage, on flip asked me what I wanted and how much I'd pay. Told her CBJ for 60. She said okay. No negotiating whatsoever. She stripped and we 69 ed. Excellent deepthroat on her part. Very enthusiastic. I highly recommend. Might try FS next time.

I guess I'll have to make the trek back down to MtP to Yun. At Exercise MT didn't even fully strip for BBBJ. I tried Spa Lux in B Grove on Wed. Got a decent looking MT but I knew nothing to be had when she covered me during TS. Decent massage, very nice personality and no teasing. Anything to be had there on repeat visits or waste of time?

[Frogger7777]

Had a great time at Yun last weekend. Was in a hurry and couldn't deal with making an appointment and screening, so I settled for an AMP. Anyway, I drew "Koko" - in her 40's, but a nice body; trim, big boobs. Okay massage, on flip asked me what I wanted and how much I'd pay. Told her CBJ for 60. She said okay. No negotiating whatsoever. She stripped and we 69 ed. Excellent deepthroat on her part. Very enthusiastic. I highly recommend. Might try FS next time.

[Villa1028]

I think sky 1 k spa took over this place. This is what they wanted at sky 1. You can negotiate the tip to your price and if they don't like it then you can leave.

Can someone pm or tell me what is AX??

[DMichaels69]

Damn. I thought I was special with the dinner offer. LOL.

LOL, I got the dinner offer from Nicha too. That was before she shorted me a bit on time because she booked another appointment right after mine.

-w.

[Wenger]

I'd prefer apartment too. I've tried AX, Wisteria, Pams. I've filled out online form, emailed, called and texted (in a non-stalking fashion). I get no response. How do you get an in? I really want to see Nancy who I think is with AX in skokie? There's some apartments up here in waukegan and grayslake but I heard bad things such as marginal girls and one with something like chicken pox. I just want $$, asian with GFE. I liked Nicha, independent by airport, but she pushes for more than an hour and even making you dinner. Any advice greatly appreciated.

LOL, I got the dinner offer from Nicha too. That was before she shorted me a bit on time because she booked another appointment right after mine.

-w.

[DomCorazon]

I'd prefer apartment too. I've tried AX, Wisteria, Pams. I've filled out online form, emailed, called and texted (in a non-stalking fashion). I get no response. How do you get an in? I really want to see Nancy who I think is with AX in skokie? There's some apartments up here in waukegan and grayslake but I heard bad things such as marginal girls and one with something like chicken pox. I just want $$, asian with GFE. I liked Nicha, independent by airport, but she pushes for more than an hour and even making you dinner. Any advice greatly appreciated.

[DMichaels69]

I think sky 1 k spa took over this place. This is what they wanted at sky 1. You can negotiate the tip to your price and if they don't like it then you can leave.

Yesterday was my first K Spa / table shower. I made the trek to Mt P and had my korean delight at Exercise. MT was 5 ft nothing and appeared to be in her 20's (30's in korean years). . 8 at the door for an hour, TS and dry sauna. Her english was excellent although could not understand her name. She started out by straddling my back and then did some back walking. Not much of a massage and then she went in to touching the tush and dom jr. Orginally I lied and said I was there before but when it came time to order from the menu I didn't know pricing. The menu was. 6 for HJ, $ for BJ, no top and I believe $. 4 for FS. Big question, is this the usual rates? I was there for close to the hour, unfortunately I take forever, so she really worked for it. I went for option 2. I'd give her a 7 on the MT scale for looks and a 9 on technique. Also, what's up with Sweet posted on BP on Old Orchard w / o address?