Massage Parlor Reports

[Avg Joe]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

Now I'm going to have this mental image stuck in my head the rest of the day.

Thanks FB.

AJ.

[SmileySam]

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

Excuse me while I barf!

[FngrBngr]

IMHO a person will enjoy Macau only if he is looking for a decent massage, otherwise it's a challenge because they all are over 40 (probably late forties or early fifties) ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY NOT GOOD LOOKING!

Overall all of them are nice people, but from the erotic perspective they are on the opposite side. AND YMMV in respect of leaving happy.

Not sure if I'm my own with this one but I've always enjoyed an old asian grandma jerking me off for dear life with her finger in my ass. I think its hysterical!

Finger.

[Avg Joe]

In Macau YMMV, providers are not sexy and old, just friendly.

Macau is friendly, yes. Sometimes they get a younger one but not too often.

I see one from time to time who is in her mid 50's, does not dress sexy and while working has her hair pulled back. If you walked into an MP you would not think much of her. However, once in the room when the hair comes down and the clothes come off she is pretty, has a rockin body and knows how to use it. Originally met her at the flower shop but we keep in contact since she has moved on.

AJ.

[BluCottonCandy]

A week ago I found myself north of the border in Wi, I checked out racine kenosha backpage and was not disappointed in the 2 places I went. I never popped twice before, not only did I, I was encouraged from the start. 65 door 50 tip, will return to both.

39th ave.

22nd street.

[Walker333]

Save your money and don't even bother with Lane's in Lombard.

As I and several others have reported in the Lombard thread, Lane's is probably the worst place in Chicago. Macau does have older girls but they are better than anything Lane's has ever had to offer going back 20 years or so.

AJ.

In Macau YMMV, providers are not sexy and old, just friendly.

[Avg Joe]

Try out Lane Spa in Lombard or Macau Spa in China Town. I think just about all of the ladies at those two will suit your taste.

Save your money and don't even bother with Lane's in Lombard.

As I and several others have reported in the Lombard thread, Lane's is probably the worst place in Chicago. Macau does have older girls but they are better than anything Lane's has ever had to offer going back 20 years or so.

AJ.

[BonerLander]

First dream was to a place on broadway.


Now for my question. A few years back I called this girl from BP on a whim, pics were indiscreet but for some reason I got the vibe it was a new amateur. So she shows up and sure enough she's was prob 19, great body, skinny with beutiful tight bottom and amazing chest, was wearing sexiest thing under her tight ass pants. Name was Anna, said she was studying nursing. Was so tight she couldn't take all of me and there was lots of kissing. I tired calling her again but number was dosconnected, guessing it was a burner she bought for that purpose. Wondering if anyone knows her. Thanks.

If it is the place in Buena Park, they opened 3 or 4 years ago, had a great girl named Michelle. She left, then I always got stuck with a girl with big tits and a gut who would only let you jack yourself. After several times I decided that it wasn't worth the location and stopped going.

For your question, keep your eyes open on BP and see if she puts, might be different local. If you have her old posting pics you can try to reverse image search and see if she's listed elsewhere, though it is always possible somebody stole her pics.

[BonerLander]

Macau Spa in China Town.

Their youngest at Macau is probably late 40's.

[Starks]

Long time lurker, occasional poster. Still haven't tried my hand at the AMP as works been filling up most of my time. Fairly nervous and IMO would feel much more at ease with an older masseuse then one around my age (early 20's). Is it possible to request a Mamasan to massage you?

Try out Lane Spa in Lombard or Macau Spa in China Town. I think just about all of the ladies at those two will suit your taste.

[NewManL]

Long time lurker, occasional poster. Still haven't tried my hand at the AMP as works been filling up most of my time. Fairly nervous and IMO would feel much more at ease with an older masseuse then one around my age (early 20's). Is it possible to request a Mamasan to massage you?

[LpMonger]

Hi, I am a long time lurker first time poster. Please let me know if my post can be amended to be more helpful. This is the info on 3 dreams I had this week and hen I have a question for the seasoned vets.

First dream was to a place on broadway. I used to frequent this place because there was a great provider here who took good care of me. However this time I got a different lady who was older and not very attractive. Massage was terrible, on the flip she asked for money and put her chubby tits on my face, decent HE, total damage. 6 at the door and. 4 at the end (before you say that's too much, . 6 and then. 4 is my standard, I don't have an issue paying it for good service and in reality what does. 2 difference matter).

Second dream was to Belmont spot. This place was great, therapist was prob late 20's had on short shorts and freshly shave legs, lots of roaming. Massage and he both great, I will be back. Same thing. 6 plus. 4. She wanted the other. 2 I had and she almost got it but I said next time. Very cute gal. Now leaving this place I walked past another place that I had read about and saw one of the therapists leaving and said to myslef I HAVE to try this place, the girl was a 9 on non AMP scale.

So this 3rd dream. I did not get the girl I saw but another almost as attractive young girl, Latina maybe early 20's. Place bills itself as a spa, was a great soapy table shower, her in short black shorts and a tank top. Great finish on the flip, very friendly lots of roaming allowed, hand in shorts etc. Fee here is $ so I just did that plus. 2. Honestly with the quality of these beauties I think it's worth it. I will say the floors in the rooms aren't going to last long, obviously aren't meant to take all that water haha.

Now for my question. A few years back I called this girl from BP on a whim, pics were indiscreet but for some reason I got the vibe it was a new amateur. So she shows up and sure enough she's was prob 19, great body, skinny with beutiful tight bottom and amazing chest, was wearing sexiest thing under her tight ass pants. Name was Anna, said she was studying nursing. Was so tight she couldn't take all of me and there was lots of kissing. I tired calling her again but number was dosconnected, guessing it was a burner she bought for that purpose. Wondering if anyone knows her. Thanks.

[DMichaels69]

Yea, I would think one day would be to soon.

Was that your only recent encounter? Incubation period is usually a few days.

[Castlerae]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

I've been to too many AMP's to not take my own hat. Spares you the excuse of "No condom, no sex. ", and you never have to wonder if the one the provider whips out has been recycled or not.

[Pedorro]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

They have been know to recycle everything!.