Massage Parlor Reports

**LpMonger** · 03-04-17 12:08

Hi, I am a long time lurker first time poster. Please let me know if my post can be amended to be more helpful. This is the info on 3 dreams I had this week and hen I have a question for the seasoned vets.

First dream was to a place on broadway. I used to frequent this place because there was a great provider here who took good care of me. However this time I got a different lady who was older and not very attractive. Massage was terrible, on the flip she asked for money and put her chubby tits on my face, decent HE, total damage. 6 at the door and. 4 at the end (before you say that's too much, . 6 and then. 4 is my standard, I don't have an issue paying it for good service and in reality what does. 2 difference matter).

Second dream was to Belmont spot. This place was great, therapist was prob late 20's had on short shorts and freshly shave legs, lots of roaming. Massage and he both great, I will be back. Same thing. 6 plus. 4. She wanted the other. 2 I had and she almost got it but I said next time. Very cute gal. Now leaving this place I walked past another place that I had read about and saw one of the therapists leaving and said to myslef I HAVE to try this place, the girl was a 9 on non AMP scale.

So this 3rd dream. I did not get the girl I saw but another almost as attractive young girl, Latina maybe early 20's. Place bills itself as a spa, was a great soapy table shower, her in short black shorts and a tank top. Great finish on the flip, very friendly lots of roaming allowed, hand in shorts etc. Fee here is $ so I just did that plus. 2. Honestly with the quality of these beauties I think it's worth it. I will say the floors in the rooms aren't going to last long, obviously aren't meant to take all that water haha.

Now for my question. A few years back I called this girl from BP on a whim, pics were indiscreet but for some reason I got the vibe it was a new amateur. So she shows up and sure enough she's was prob 19, great body, skinny with beutiful tight bottom and amazing chest, was wearing sexiest thing under her tight ass pants. Name was Anna, said she was studying nursing. Was so tight she couldn't take all of me and there was lots of kissing. I tired calling her again but number was dosconnected, guessing it was a burner she bought for that purpose. Wondering if anyone knows her. Thanks.

**DMichaels69** · 03-03-17 21:00

Yea, I would think one day would be to soon.

Originally Posted by NotThatGuy77 [View Original Post]

Was that your only recent encounter? Incubation period is usually a few days.

**Castlerae** · 03-03-17 20:28

Originally Posted by Snowmadics [View Original Post]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

I've been to too many AMP's to not take my own hat. Spares you the excuse of "No condom, no sex. ", and you never have to wonder if the one the provider whips out has been recycled or not.

**Pedorro** · 03-03-17 19:34

Originally Posted by Snowmadics [View Original Post]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

They have been know to recycle everything!.

**Walker333** · 03-03-17 16:55

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Maybe this guy owns / runs three of these places.

Went on Belmont, I usually see Michelle there, but she was busy (although I called and made an appointment with her).

The new girl Lina was my mt. Probably late 20, very chubby, but giggly.

The room was filthy and very cold. Massage was weak and unprofessional. Shorted 20 min. A few times she massaged me using just one hand because her second hand was busy texting. Practically no teasing.

HJ mechanical.

I paid standard, but she demanded extra 20. For some, unclear to me reasons I could not say "No".

I used Belmont only as last resort, but now I'm going to terminate my appearances there completely.

**E2304** · 03-03-17 16:13

Originally Posted by Snowmadics [View Original Post]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

FYI wabash searches to several locations, including a Massage school.

**NotThatGuy77** · 03-03-17 12:35

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

Got an std from BJ? Ouch! That is why the most I ever do is a handshake. Just think, these massage parlors have many many clients so the opportunity to catch something is very real.

Was that your only recent encounter? Incubation period is usually a few days.

**E2304** · 03-03-17 11:27

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There is a thread for STD information and advice.

A2

**SmileySam** · 03-03-17 08:25

Originally Posted by Snowmadics [View Original Post]

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

Got an std from BJ? Ouch! That is why the most I ever do is a handshake. Just think, these massage parlors have many many clients so the opportunity to catch something is very real.

**MikeHuntSweat** · 03-02-17 22:24

Bodywise is one of my favorite legit massages, I'm ok with that, just curious if anyone has cracked that nut. Please PM me.

MHS.

**Ron M** · 03-02-17 16:25

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I knew a guy, who, back in the day, would get about 10 minutes massage, then give her 15 minutes, then play 30 minutes, then 10 minutes massage to wind-down. Sometimes I miss that guy. On the other hand now he spends much more quality time, hours, in fact, every day with a woman he adores. I guess he's pretty lucky.

Bob this lucky guy sounds like you.

**Bob521** · 03-02-17 15:57

I knew a guy, who, back in the day, would get about 10 minutes massage, then give her 15 minutes, then play 30 minutes, then 10 minutes massage to wind-down. Sometimes I miss that guy. On the other hand now he spends much more quality time, hours, in fact, every day with a woman he adores. I guess he's pretty lucky.

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

I like getting a massage before playing. To me it just builds up the anticipation to play.

**Snowmadics** · 03-02-17 15:19

Bad dream.

I dreamt I went to a place on wabash downtown chicago. In this Saran Wrap dream her lips were around my member.

I dreamt the next day I was itching. I had a bad dream and found out it was gonnorhea. Saran Wrap is not safe.

**E2304** · 03-01-17 23:15

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/6025139383.html

Earlier ad had only two day shift ladies. This is Mary / Maria. Photo is different and I can't tell if it's the same lady. Perhaps a dreamer can chime in.

**Gerkin Jerkin** · 03-01-17 18:28

Originally Posted by ThrillHammer [View Original Post]

I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...-play/49640107

I used this service yesterday. 130 for hhr. You have to call then they texted an address on Archer. Called when I got there and texted the real address across the street. Dark sad little apartment. I did not get a choice. I got the lady who answered the door. A solid 5 - brown hair and pale skin. Tiny boobs and huge nips. I asked for a massage which seemed to surprise her. The massage was a 3. Flipped and got CBJ. She has a procedure to follow and does not deviate from it. CFS. The only english she spoke was "wow. ".

On the way out, there was a young, thin, black haired beauty lounging on the couch. DAMN! I would probably go back to check out the young hotty. Otherwise, I prefer the thai and latina girls.