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02-27-17 13:00 #16592Regular Member

Posts: 4Asian house
I checked this place out last week. First time ever doing the apartment incall route. 2 texts and they sent the address. They give you an address a few houses down then give you the real one upon arrival. This one was tucked back off archer along I 55 and in a house. Got in and was brought upstairs where there was 2 girls, each standing in a bedroom doorway in a bra and puss covers. I picked door #2 "anna". In my opinion she was hot as hell. Awesome body, about 5 foot 4,long dark hair, and about 22 years old. I was expecting my choices to be closer to an average AMP girl, but she was a solid 7/10 on a regular scale, not AMP scale. Paid the hour, said kissing was extra. She rubded my back for a few minutes, poorly, didn't care, and then turned me over, covered me, started with oral covered, thn numerous positions. Very very enthusiastic, multiple loud orgasms, finished and offered a shower, then out the door. Seems to be even if you paid the hour and you finish before the time is up, they are quick to get you out. I really didn't care because I was done, it was late, and I wanted tacos. I'd absolutely repeat if she is there.
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02-27-17 01:29 #16591Regular Member

Posts: 19Just make sure you ask for vivian. She is the mamason and give great tableshowers. This place used to rock, but has been hit or miss for me lately. When I last went there, middle of the day on a weekday, Vivian was out and they tried pushing this old fat woman with the grossest mouth sore I've ever seen.
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02-26-17 22:49 #16590Regular Member

Posts: 12Apparently my nickname is Tijuana? LOL I signed it T J (as in TeeJay) autocorrect much?
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02-26-17 13:55 #16589Senior Member

Posts: 275One poster on BP matches telephone number fragment.
I retract my question. FML.
Originally Posted by E2304
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Any other member have a report from this provider group?
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02-25-17 21:30 #16588Senior Member

Posts: 275Monstrose and Elston or "Polasky" or other Gina on BP
Several posts match BP search for Gina.
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02-25-17 18:14 #16587Regular Member

Posts: 12Oriental Massage near Midway
I'm new to the scene, but saw some reviews and thought I would try this place out. I didn't catch her name, but petite, somewhat attractive, and teeth could use some work. I had to ring the doorbell a couple times before she answered. Turns out she was alone and with a client. There was a bit of a language barrier, but she asked me to wait 10 minutes. No problem. Got to the TS right away, but on the flip she had me sit up, squirted soap on my junk and hands and (I think) told me to wash myself. Bummer. Afterwards she dried me off and took me to another room for the massage. Really nothing special. Not even half way through the doorbell rang, and she had to let in another customer. After that things felt rushed. There was no offer or hint of anything extra at the end, and I wasn't sure how to ask because she said she had to go to the other customer. I'm not sure what if anything I did wrong. Maybe I need to go back to build up her trust? I'm kind of a newbie, so any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Tijuana.
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02-25-17 17:55 #16586Regular Member

Posts: 12Table Showers
I really have a preference for these, but I know not all AMPs have them. Any recommendations? I tried searching the forums but couldn't find anything.
Thanks!
Tijuana.
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02-24-17 18:59 #16585Regular Member

Posts: 11Worst terrible AVOID
So previously I wrote a review on Gina at a massage parlor off Montrose period she is amazing and she still is. I also saw Melissa from the same place and she is equally has great. Today I had The Misfortune to see one of their new latina girls, Letty. I come in and I'm a bit disappointed at how she looks. She has a fairly chubby figure and chubby face. Overall I would say a 4 out of 10. But I said okay I don't want to jeopardize my relationship with the booker so I'll go along with it. Plus she must make up for it in her service right? So so wrong.
I undress lay down and she immediately starts with what has to be the fastest massage I've ever gotten in my entire life. I didn't even realize someone that size could move that fast (I kid. She's not that big but I'm fairly annoyed right now). She was rubbing her hands all over my back meanwhile squirting a ridiculous amount of oil all over it. It was very very obvious that she was in some sort of hurry. Or that maybe she just did not want to be there.
On top of that the massage itself was terrible. It was like a person would hit a piece of steak after taking a ton of cocaine. I turned my head twice to see if she was having a seizure or something. Anyway silver lining, she did not continue her warp speed massage for too long. After about 3 minutes of this high speed robotic "massage" she asked me to turn over. I was supposed to be there for an hour. HA.
She continues dousing me in oil after turn as if she were getting ready to baste me for Thanksgiving before attempting to give me a HE. Total time into the session 5 minutes. 5 F ING minutes. The song that was playing hadn't even ended yet. She starts tugging like she's trying to string out unpaid child support from it before I end it. I can't do it anymore. I tell her that's enough and just leave. She's not nice to look at (bit mean but the truth. Especially compared to the other girls there who are smoking sexy). But her service is somehow even worse. She was literally the WORST session I've ever had to endure. 312 995 - is the number to the place.
Now the other girls there are great! Haven't seen Jordan yet but her videos look sexy. Melissa and Gina are both top notch and recommended if you're looking for a sexy girl with a sensual touch. They will leave you completely satisfied yet somehow still wanting more and I 10000% recommend them.
Also the handler offered me a discount on my next session bc I was so disappointed. I don't know if Ill ever go back but don't let this deter you from visiting. Her other girls are A+++.
But Letty will Letty you down. 0/10 recommend.
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02-24-17 16:03 #16584Senior Member

Posts: 327There are two regulars there, the one you know, one younger, and an alternate on weekends, also young.
Originally Posted by Whamster123
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The older one is very accommodating, others are limited, YMMV, each good in her own way.
PM for any details.
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02-24-17 14:21 #16583Senior Member

Posts: 65Lilly Spa
Anyone been to Lilly Spa on Belmont? I usually go there when Belmont spa is busy, but it seems like only 1 girl works there who is much older. Massage is okay but extras offered.
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02-24-17 01:51 #16582Senior Member

Posts: 192What was the damage?
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02-24-17 01:43 #16581Senior Member

Posts: 568Liss
I really like your routine and anyone could adapt and put it to good use. Also, I notice that the bulk of your exercises are LISS (low-intensity steady state) based which maintains at 60 - 70% of Max Heart Rate. This is in strong contrast to HITT (High-intensity interval training) which typically works out at 80-90% of MHR with brief rest periods. While the pros and cons of each of these exercise approaches are very debatable recent research shows that LISS exercisers consistently scored better in one area. In the bedroom. Apparently low intensity workouts, obviously, have a more positive effect on the libido as compared to high intensity workouts which can make things get very sore and dampen libido. LOL.
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02-24-17 01:05 #16580Regular Member

Posts: 2South burbs fun
I went to Amari energy worx the other day. I meet with the girl I always have her name is Gabby. This girl is not only beautiful but very intelligent. Talking with her as I received the massage was like talking to an old friend. Just so Pleasant. Her massage was off the charts. The ending was juicy and toe curling. She knows just how to rub you the right way. I can't wait for an opportunity to go see her again. Just think about her has things stirring in certain places. Take advantage of an chance to go see her what a peach of a young lady. Make sure you talk to her and everything will be happy.
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02-24-17 00:34 #16579Senior Member

Posts: 57Tinley Park / Matteson
Went to Happy Feet Asian Spa on 88th in Tinley Park this evening. Got there around 8 but the lady at the door said all therapists were busy and I should call and make an appointment for tomorrow.
Tomorrow doesn't fit my schedule so I dreamt I drove over to Crystal in Matteson. Crystal is open and thriving but prices are higher than I remember from October. Price now is. 8 for up to 45 minutes, no half hour or hour rates posted.
Drew Lili who has been there 3 weeks now. Actually quite cute, maybe 7 or 8 on my AMP scale, mid 20's, and slim build with nice B cups. Wore a sexy polka-dotted dress which accentuated her killer legs and tight little ass.
So-so massage but teased and moaned while rubbing my back putting me in the mood for more. On the flip made the international sign she was hungry and wanted to put something in her mouth. Dreamt she mumbled something like "hunted dolla" but my wallet was a little thin. Opted for a nice slow, skillful HE for. 7 and dreamt she dropped the party dress and was totally naked for the finale.
Sexy girl, decent finish and great body. Suggest you bring more as $$ all in, including the door fee, would have gotten you most anything.
BTW, upon leaving I saw Uncle LEO had 4 of his cars at Pepe's right next door. My assumption is that there may have been some sort of altercation at margarita night. Regardless, I don't care to see my uncles anywhere near my dreams. Be careful.
Fred.
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02-23-17 12:04 #16578Senior Member

Posts: 747Lombard
I am a visitor from Atlanta and I will reciprocate. Seeking recommendations for a couple good AMPs in the Lombard area.








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