Massage Parlor Reports

[StanleyStankas]

I think people of all sizes, ages, and shapes can visit am AMP and not offend the therapist.

(1) Hygiene is far more important than your age or physical size. Make sure you are clean, and make sure no swamp ass. A bad smell is probably the easiest way to turn off your therapist.

(2) Be a friendly person. Relax and smile. Show a genuine interest and concern for your therapist. Treat her as a person and she will return the favor.

(3) For the most part, this is a business transaction. Not a date. I mean maybe you want a relationship, but I will assume that's not your goal.

(4) Having said all that, nothing is more important than your physical health. Not just to please the women, but just to stay alive.

I'm 64 and about 10 pounds over my target weight. Had diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and ED, so four years ago I lost 30 pounds in 3 months and got rid of the diabetes and ED exercising 30-40 minutes twice a day. Weight lifting, walking and strength training. Changed to a low carb / Mediterranean type diet.

If I looked like I was at 20 and had that kind of energy at my present age of 65 I wouldn't need to pay for the young ones! But still agree it's all in the attitude. Be clean, smell decent and be respectful as respect is given. Set something up and follow thru w / it and don't be cheap if the service was there show your appreciation. Body size imo has nothing to do with all of this. As said many times with these gurls it's not just about the money it's ALL about the money. I read a review of a petite provider that I track because she travels. Anyway she was originally out of new orleans. Can't be more than 5'3" 105 lbs. Does the sexy lingerie, heels, etc. Massages, dom & fetish, FS. Not too pricey. Anyway I read a review of a baker in new orleans that used her service and admitted he was huge like 300-350 lbs! He said he had a great time with her! I mean really she had to be bouncing around on the guy like a waterbed but still he was cool and respectful and of course paid well or she would have just said no way! So s**t, shower, shave and use mouthwash and don't have any prior odors, pay well and you will leave a happy camper!

[Silvio]

Can someone PM me Lizs number. Last known location was on Addison St. Near milwaukee. She was partners with petite Andrea awhile ago. Ill take her number as well. Lost a lot of contacts since switching phones. Thanks in advance.

[Bob521]

I think people of all sizes, ages, and shapes can visit am AMP and not offend the therapist.

(1) Hygiene is far more important than your age or physical size. Make sure you are clean, and make sure no swamp ass. A bad smell is probably the easiest way to turn off your therapist.

(2) Be a friendly person. Relax and smile. Show a genuine interest and concern for your therapist. Treat her as a person and she will return the favor.

(3) For the most part, this is a business transaction. Not a date. I mean maybe you want a relationship, but I will assume that's not your goal.

(4) Having said all that, nothing is more important than your physical health. Not just to please the women, but just to stay alive.

I'm 64 and about 10 pounds over my target weight. Had diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and ED, so four years ago I lost 30 pounds in 3 months and got rid of the diabetes and ED exercising 30-40 minutes twice a day. Weight lifting, walking and strength training. Changed to a low carb / Mediterranean type diet.

I am getting back in after a long absence. I frequented the Belvidere places many times a decade or more ago. My question is this, I am out of shape, meaning I'm older and on the fat side. Is this frowned upon by MPs? I'm not looking to go several times only to get shut out because of my physical shape and not know it. Any help would be appreciated, as I've kind of already RTFF and this question doesn't come up. Thanks.

[BonerLander]

Most likely just so you can keep in contact in case she moves to another shop or make appointments. However if you are thinking of taking her out on a date, give it a shot. You could become the next Bob521.

This makes sense, I probably would follow depending on location.

[Huskies]

I am getting back in after a long absence. I frequented the Belvidere places many times a decade or more ago. My question is this, I am out of shape, meaning I'm older and on the fat side. Is this frowned upon by MPs? I'm not looking to go several times only to get shut out because of my physical shape and not know it. Any help would be appreciated, as I've kind of already RTFF and this question doesn't come up. Thanks.

[KingFlex]

Had to check out Xena, the bodybuilder. She must live in a f-ing gym. After a weak massage, I stripped her and gave her a rub down, she jerked jr. Till I busted a nut on her abs. Way over priced at 180. But I checked muscle chick off my bucket list. Won't be returning, MHS.

Man that's crazy.

[GreatGatsby]

Originally set up and appointment with Emily. Called on Friday to make the appointment.

Today (Saturday), I went at the time, and she wasn't available. It seemed like they double booked, in case one person doesn't show up. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to having a session with her and I went on a 30 minute drive, but the girl on the counter looked cute, so I said that's okay and had a session with her.

Name is Lily, mid 30's, close to A's, skinny. Had a nice experience.

Total damage $. 8. Very pricey I know, but I think it was worth. I'll return.

Stay safe,

GG.

[E6671]

New to type of thing. I recently made a couple stops at a massage spa and had the same lady give me a massage. The last time I was there last week she said she would only be around for another week and she would be leaving to go back home said she lives in another state. Is this a common thing? Do AMP have different girls and lineups every month? I liked her massage and talking with her but I think Georgia is to far to travel. Thanks for any advice you can give me.

Good Question however I do not think anyone can give you a solid Yes or No answer. A lot will depend on the ethnicity of the Spa, the type of Spa and how open the menu is. The first AMPs I went to were Chinese. There were two or three girls that seemed to be there a very long time. Over a year. A couple others seemed to come and go. Menu was limited to L1 and L2. Then I went to a couple of Korean SPAs. Girls rotate every two to three weeks. Everything on the menu. Asian Apartments girls usually around for a couple of months at a time.

I always strike up a conversation, even if there English is limited. Find out where they are from, how many years in the states, ask about family. It is an easy way to find out if they are living in the area or just visiting. So far I would say it is about 50/50. I meet many girls who are just visiting for a while to makes some money and will move on. I am sure the girls that offer full menu understand that we as mongers like someone new every so often.

I suggest you add WeChat, Line and maybe Whatsapp to your phone. I always get a SM contact from girls that I liked so I can keep in contact. This way if the girl you mention above comes back, you will know.

[E2304]

Finally got a response. They moved to Belmont and Central. I haven't had a chance to visit their new spot. Please share if you make it out there.

-CR.

Do they advertise? Is link available? Google not a friend. Curious.

[PwnLife]

New to type of thing. I recently made a couple stops at a massage spa and had the same lady give me a massage. The last time I was there last week she said she would only be around for another week and she would be leaving to go back home said she lives in another state. Is this a common thing? Do AMP have different girls and lineups every month? I liked her massage and talking with her but I think Georgia is to far to travel. Thanks for any advice you can give me.

Ask her if she's coming back. Some places rotate the girls every week / month. Some places don't rotate at all. Some girls visit for awhile and work for whatever reason and then go back home. Who knows. It's like asking if people change their cars every 5 years or not. Some people lease, some people buy, some save up, some try to hold on to what they have etc.

I think in a big City Area like Chicago, there's a lot of different situations depending on the area / market / clients / girls etc.

[ArielDude28]

So a MT gave me her personal number. I am assuming that it is so that I can make appointments directly with her and she knows I'm "cool". So far with her I've had just been HE which is fine. Should I only use this to book appointments or should I read more into this?

I once had a personal number from one provider and I did get special treatment when it came to appointments. It was nothing more than that. In my case I could also sense some competition between the providers and this provider probably stepped up by sharing her personal number with visitors. Her number went dead when she left the place and I could not contact her again.

[Truthfu11]

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

I have had this combo many times but if usually comes after developing a good, ongoing relationship with the MT. I've gotten this with Euros, American, and Asian MT's.

[Sam Singer]

I am looking for an MP where I can get a good massage and a HE where the MT seems to take pride or joy in that work. I am looking to see if I can be left weak-kneed and speechless. I don't want it to be like she's pumping up a super soaker once she gets the soldier to salute. This is not a race. I will get there. L1 or L2 is fine; Whatever the practitioner takes more pride in. Time isn't an issue, 60 or 90 minutes. Under $$. I am not looking for FS or a narrative. I thought that the shop on Oakton would be that but my first experience did not live up to the hype. Is it a place, a person or something to say or do? Or is it a pipe dream?

Post or pm.

I think you have the right price expectations for such a service. I do not know anyone in this area yet, but when I was in Toronto recently, I just had such a girl who fit your requirements well. It was Wendy (White Rose SPA, Scarborough, CA). Wendy is quite petite and pretty, did a great massage from head to toe. For the finish, got on the table with me full nude for a great L1 finish. So they are out there, if not in our city. But keep searching, there have to be a few here. (As a bonus, given the currency differences, my total damage was less than $100 USA).

[MassageGuy7]

New to type of thing. I recently made a couple stops at a massage spa and had the same lady give me a massage. The last time I was there last week she said she would only be around for another week and she would be leaving to go back home said she lives in another state. Is this a common thing? Do AMP have different girls and lineups every month? I liked her massage and talking with her but I think Georgia is to far to travel. Thanks for any advice you can give me.

[Starks]

Anyone run into any the girls from the AMP United Spa in Norridge? Since they closed down I've been thinking about Happy quite a bit, she was older but lots of fun.

If anybody knows, let me know also. PM if you want to.