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**Cylon** · 02-13-17 00:30

Damn, I ain't laughing at you but that 'my dick walked out on me' is some funny shit! Sorry it went down like that, it does TOTALLY suck to have someone pull what is basically a NCNS on you. I hate that.

Originally Posted by MunkysLove [View Original Post]

So I've been seeing Marina's ads and reviews for a while now and I decided to take the plunge. Only problem is I'm a late night monger due to the regulations and parameters that real life provides, and she only works until 6 pm according to her ad. So I figure I'd never know unless I ask right? So Monday I send a text introducing myself and explaining my situation about only being able to do a late visit, I ask if she would consider and she responded about 30 minutes later with a "yes I like that". So I send a text back confirming Friday at 11 pm and asking what general area I should be heading to, she responds with the area and pretty much the location minus the door number. I think to myself "wow, cool, it's about. To. Go. Down. So being the smart fella I am and realizing these ladies have a lot going on, I decided on Wednesday to reconfirm via text that we are indeed still good for our date. I get a text back about an hour later saying "yes sweetie". All week long I got myself mentally prepared to see this beauty. I read all the reviews, I looked at all the pics and envisioned myself and all the scenarios and all the things we would do. Me and my dick were ready for Marina! So fast forward to Friday, the whole day I'm in a great mood because I know later that night I'm smashing some hot Latina ass, sucking on some big titties, it was going to be the best weekend starter! Night falls and I begin the OVER AN HOUR drive to Marina's in call. Yes I said over an hour. I get there about 20 minutes early and send a text to this sexy ass woman in the pics to let her know I'm in her hood and ask if she's ready for me. I wait. I wait some more, I start to get nervous because my dick is so hard thinking about her that I'm afraid I'm might end up blowing my load on the hug! So about 15 minutes goes by and my phone goes buzz. I'm thinking it's about to go down. I look at my phone and read the words "I'm sleeping sweetie". My dick unzipped my pants, got out, and slammed my car door. It looked back at me and told me it's sick of my shit and that I'd be hearing from its lawyer. In all seriousness, I'm sure Marina is a nice lady and provides an outstanding service, we went back and forth about the inconvenience and how she'd be a disappointment to me at her current state, she apologized and said she would make it up to me, but after a week of preparing and confirming, with an hour long drive to only have have your dick walk out on you, I don't know how that's even possible. I'm just reporting on my personal experience, it seems everyone who joins her for normal business hours for the most part leaves happy, I just wouldn't suggest attempting to customize your experience too much, because that HOUR LONG DRIVE was the worst, coming and going back. Without cumming.

-ML.

**MunkysLove** · 02-13-17 00:29

Originally Posted by Tyrice24 [View Original Post]

I saw her Friday and it was before 6 o clock. It was all giod to me. Probably put her to sleep. LolBut you right that drive is way to long. Thats why I don't see providers that is more than a 45 minutes away from me.

I'm glad you got to experience bro! I don't usually drive that far, but from the pics. You can see why I gassed up and rode out, LOL!

-ML.

**Member #6785** · 02-13-17 00:26

I can't say much more than what you guys already know. My dream went as well as the other good ones. I did ask her why she was getting out of the game and she said part of the reason was b / c some of the ways she was treated by a couple of dreamers. Didn't really ask specifics cause I didn't want to dampen the mood. All I know is that these women are making pretty big sacrifices to make it possible to provide service to us mongers. The least we can do is treat them with the respect they deserve and I'm sure they will return the favor most of the time. I'm thinking my next move is going to be Ferrari and / or I might try and hold out for Layla Lu to get back into town. If you guys have any suggestions on who to go see then hit me up in the dm's.

**MunkysLove** · 02-13-17 00:23

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

MunkysLove,

Bro Marina is definitely not a late night provider. Katt will be the first one to admit she prefers day's over nights. Sorry to hear about you're dream dude but if I know Marina, She will find a way to make it up to you big time! Marina is one of the best provider's in central Florida.

C5.

I definitely believe it if you say it bro, and I've read mostly great things about her too. She was very pleasant in her communication and also apologized sincerely. Just knew I had to report on my experience to contribute to the vast wealth of knowledge out here. I'm not mad at my attempt though, she's too hot not to try. I shot my shot. I bricked. LOL, I'll try again some day hopefully.

-ML.

**Member #5377** · 02-12-17 16:15

Tried to set up an early 8 am appointment with a few of my favorites, but no luck so I figured I'd try baby Jamie. She was able to accommodate the am time and did a good job starting my day off satisfied and relieved. Guys read her ad, if you're looking for a spinner hard body, she's not for you. I like a variety so she was fine. Her mouth is her best asset, although she has nice soft real tits. But her BBBJ is awesome, then went to doggie and I love how she knows how to talk dirty and make it seem real, it's a turn on. She's friendly and accommodating. 120 half dozen roses.

**Chris5** · 02-12-17 14:46

Originally Posted by MunkysLove [View Original Post]

So I've been seeing Marina's ads and reviews for a while now and I decided to take the plunge. Only problem is I'm a late night monger due to the regulations and parameters that real life provides, and she only works until 6 pm according to her ad. So I figure I'd never know unless I ask right? So Monday I send a text introducing myself and explaining my situation about only being able to do a late visit, I ask if she would consider and she responded about 30 minutes later with a "yes I like that". So I send a text back confirming Friday at 11 pm and asking what general area I should be heading to, she responds with the area and pretty much the location minus the door number. I think to myself "wow, cool, it's about. To. Go. Down. So being the smart fella I am and realizing these ladies have a lot going on, I decided on Wednesday to reconfirm via text that we are indeed still good for our date. I get a text back about an hour later saying "yes sweetie". All week long I got myself mentally prepared to see this beauty. I read all the reviews, I looked at all the pics and envisioned myself and all the scenarios and all the things we would do. Me and my dick were ready for Marina! So fast forward to Friday, the whole day I'm in a great mood because I know later that night I'm smashing some hot Latina ass, sucking on some big titties, it was going to be the best weekend starter! Night falls and I begin the OVER AN HOUR drive to Marina's in call. Yes I said over an hour. I get there about 20 minutes early and send a text to this sexy ass woman in the pics to let her know I'm in her hood and ask if she's ready for me. I wait. I wait some more, I start to get nervous because my dick is so hard thinking about her that I'm afraid I'm might end up blowing my load on the hug! So about 15 minutes goes by and my phone goes buzz. I'm thinking it's about to go down. I look at my phone and read the words "I'm sleeping sweetie". My dick unzipped my pants, got out, and slammed my car door. It looked back at me and told me it's sick of my shit and that I'd be hearing from its lawyer. In all seriousness, I'm sure Marina is a nice lady and provides an outstanding service, we went back and forth about the inconvenience and how she'd be a disappointment to me at her current state, she apologized and said she would make it up to me, but after a week of preparing and confirming, with an hour long drive to only have have your dick walk out on you, I don't know how that's even possible. I'm just reporting on my personal experience, it seems everyone who joins her for normal business hours for the most part leaves happy, I just wouldn't suggest attempting to customize your experience too much, because that HOUR LONG DRIVE was the worst, coming and going back. Without cumming.

-ML.

MunkysLove,

Bro Marina is definitely not a late night provider. Katt will be the first one to admit she prefers day's over nights. Sorry to hear about you're dream dude but if I know Marina, She will find a way to make it up to you big time! Marina is one of the best provider's in central Florida.

C5.

**Tyrice24** · 02-12-17 13:45

Originally Posted by MunkysLove [View Original Post]

So I've been seeing Marina's ads and reviews for a while now and I decided to take the plunge. Only problem is I'm a late night monger due to the regulations and parameters that real life provides, and she only works until 6 pm according to her ad. So I figure I'd never know unless I ask right? So Monday I send a text introducing myself and explaining my situation about only being able to do a late visit, I ask if she would consider and she responded about 30 minutes later with a "yes I like that". So I send a text back confirming Friday at 11 pm and asking what general area I should be heading to, she responds with the area and pretty much the location minus the door number. I think to myself "wow, cool, it's about. To. Go. Down. So being the smart fella I am and realizing these ladies have a lot going on, I decided on Wednesday to reconfirm via text that we are indeed still good for our date. I get a text back about an hour later saying "yes sweetie". All week long I got myself mentally prepared to see this beauty. I read all the reviews, I looked at all the pics and envisioned myself and all the scenarios and all the things we would do. Me and my dick were ready for Marina! So fast forward to Friday, the whole day I'm in a great mood because I know later that night I'm smashing some hot Latina ass, sucking on some big titties, it was going to be the best weekend starter! Night falls and I begin the OVER AN HOUR drive to Marina's in call. Yes I said over an hour. I get there about 20 minutes early and send a text to this sexy ass woman in the pics to let her know I'm in her hood and ask if she's ready for me. I wait. I wait some more, I start to get nervous because my dick is so hard thinking about her that I'm afraid I'm might end up blowing my load on the hug! So about 15 minutes goes by and my phone goes buzz. I'm thinking it's about to go down. I look at my phone and read the words "I'm sleeping sweetie". My dick unzipped my pants, got out, and slammed my car door. It looked back at me and told me it's sick of my shit and that I'd be hearing from its lawyer. In all seriousness, I'm sure Marina is a nice lady and provides an outstanding service, we went back and forth about the inconvenience and how she'd be a disappointment to me at her current state, she apologized and said she would make it up to me, but after a week of preparing and confirming, with an hour long drive to only have have your dick walk out on you, I don't know how that's even possible. I'm just reporting on my personal experience, it seems everyone who joins her for normal business hours for the most part leaves happy, I just wouldn't suggest attempting to customize your experience too much, because that HOUR LONG DRIVE was the worst, coming and going back. Without cumming.

-ML.

I saw her Friday and it was before 6 o clock. It was all giod to me. Probably put her to sleep. LolBut you right that drive is way to long. Thats why I don't see providers that is more than a 45 minutes away from me.

**MunkysLove** · 02-12-17 13:25

So I've been seeing Marina's ads and reviews for a while now and I decided to take the plunge. Only problem is I'm a late night monger due to the regulations and parameters that real life provides, and she only works until 6 pm according to her ad. So I figure I'd never know unless I ask right? So Monday I send a text introducing myself and explaining my situation about only being able to do a late visit, I ask if she would consider and she responded about 30 minutes later with a "yes I like that". So I send a text back confirming Friday at 11 pm and asking what general area I should be heading to, she responds with the area and pretty much the location minus the door number. I think to myself "wow, cool, it's about. To. Go. Down. So being the smart fella I am and realizing these ladies have a lot going on, I decided on Wednesday to reconfirm via text that we are indeed still good for our date. I get a text back about an hour later saying "yes sweetie". All week long I got myself mentally prepared to see this beauty. I read all the reviews, I looked at all the pics and envisioned myself and all the scenarios and all the things we would do. Me and my dick were ready for Marina! So fast forward to Friday, the whole day I'm in a great mood because I know later that night I'm smashing some hot Latina ass, sucking on some big titties, it was going to be the best weekend starter! Night falls and I begin the OVER AN HOUR drive to Marina's in call. Yes I said over an hour. I get there about 20 minutes early and send a text to this sexy ass woman in the pics to let her know I'm in her hood and ask if she's ready for me. I wait. I wait some more, I start to get nervous because my dick is so hard thinking about her that I'm afraid I'm might end up blowing my load on the hug! So about 15 minutes goes by and my phone goes buzz. I'm thinking it's about to go down. I look at my phone and read the words "I'm sleeping sweetie". My dick unzipped my pants, got out, and slammed my car door. It looked back at me and told me it's sick of my shit and that I'd be hearing from its lawyer. In all seriousness, I'm sure Marina is a nice lady and provides an outstanding service, we went back and forth about the inconvenience and how she'd be a disappointment to me at her current state, she apologized and said she would make it up to me, but after a week of preparing and confirming, with an hour long drive to only have have your dick walk out on you, I don't know how that's even possible. I'm just reporting on my personal experience, it seems everyone who joins her for normal business hours for the most part leaves happy, I just wouldn't suggest attempting to customize your experience too much, because that HOUR LONG DRIVE was the worst, coming and going back. Without cumming.

-ML.

**DoubleBJ** · 02-12-17 11:27

Originally Posted by FlRico [View Original Post]

She sent me a pic. Wanted me to meet up with her bit when I drove by the 7 eleven uncle LEO was a block away and another at the meeting place. I desided not to see her.

Well, that is a nice photo of this PYT spinner. I am not sure if she wanted her face shown, but that will be good for her Ad. In any case, I can affirm that is her in the photo and that she is legit like my original post states. Told her that she should be making more money and living it up versus getting by day to day if she expand her handful list of regulars. They don't need a BJ every day. However, once you try her (and like her service), she will keep texting you for repeat business like the energizer bunny. The LEO scenario must be an unfortunate coincidence, especially late late at night, the Conway & Belle Isle are nice neighborhoods patrolled. If you could be so kind and give her another try. Why? Because "A BJ is better than no BJ. ".

**DaisukeAramech** · 02-12-17 00:43

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She's a bit out of my usual territory, but after reading her reviews and texting I decided to take the plunge and pay Jamie a visit. Her service was enthusiastic across all parts of the dream, and she got loud by the end! (Which I love, makes me feel like a rockstar LOL).

BBBJ was great, with good swirling and tongue action. CG off the table due to her knee acting up, so I couldn't be quite as lazy as I normally am hahaha. Mish and doggy, both with plenty of vocal encouragement and great facial expressions, if she's faking then I sure as fuck couldn't tell! Especially enjoyed her grabbing onto me during the big finale, too many girls are ready to hop off the instant they think you're done. Jamie was no quitter, she kept bucking until I made her stop!

Damage was $ and a Jackson, and a damn fine deal in my opinion. Incall was messy but not gross, no odors that I could detect from either the house or the girl. Definitely recommend, and will repeat.

Jamie if you read this, I'm the one with the goofy hair.

**FlRico** · 02-11-17 23:53

Originally Posted by YankeeDoodle [View Original Post]

For me, I prefer the picture to get an idea of what will be behind Door #1 yd.

She sent me a pic. Wanted me to meet up with her bit when I drove by the 7 eleven uncle LEO was a block away and another at the meeting place. I desided not to see her.

**Yankee Doodle** · 02-11-17 23:27

For me, I prefer the picture to get an idea of what will be behind Door #1 yd.

Originally Posted by DoubleBJ [View Original Post]

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Hey, I finally convinced one of my UTR regulars to post on this website. She is a former BP girl that has not advertised for several months. This one is a legit twenty-some petite blonde spinner with average looks. She mainly does BBBJ car dates from. 40 to. 60 and CFS for $. From my past posts, I call her Samantha of Goldenrod but she has moved out of the weekly hotel to a neighborhood now. So now I call her Chanel of Conway.

**SexyAbigail** · 02-11-17 16:35

That was the most awesome creative twist with words. I am so glad you enjoyed and I did also. Next time I will have to be sure to add a little more fun. WOOT WOOT. Can't wait to see you again babe!

Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]

Was able to threepeat with this lovely lady recently and dreamed that for an extra ticket I was able to take my first flight to Greece, a place I've always wanted to visit. I had to strictly follow the directions of the hot tour guide at all times but she was able to guide me to the right destination. Before we got on the plane to Greece I stopped at several gates at the airport including gates BBBJ, CG, and RCG. Once onboard the flight, it was an intensely enjoyable first-class flight which lasted about 30 minutes but what I found most memorable was the actual deplaning of all the passengers on my plane when we finally landed on what was a very tight runway. Normally I find the process might take 20-30 seconds but this time it seemed to take over a minute for all passengers to be released, presumably because of the tight grip customs places on their base of operations there.

I highly recommend Abigail and hope to fourpeat with her soon.

SYM.

**SexyAbigail** · 02-11-17 16:31

Thank you so much. I am glad your dream was so sweet and full filling. Woot Woot.

Originally Posted by AllSheWrote420 [View Original Post]

Had a dream Friday (sorry for the late review). She was spectacular as I was nervous in my dream. Pretty much anything you could want. Great body and nice. I am new to the game but boy you all need to have the same dream I was. Looking for an in-call on the west side, she should be tops on your list. Hope I did all right for my first review.

**TheDuke29** · 02-11-17 15:14

Saw her about a week ago. Set up was easy, and the location us extremely safe. She was exactly as she looks in her ads. She was really nice and sweet. She made me feel very comfortable and relaxed. She did not watch the clock at all. I had a really great experience for a qv. She was very sexy, amazing body and wonderful breast. She was clean as well as her room. Overall I give it a 9/10. I will definitely repeat. I also definitely recommend.