Massage Parlor Reports

[TarBall]

I drew Tina, a short pudgy woman maybe 50 years old. Place is really run down and filthy. Massage was sub par, zero tease, extremely limited roaming and a finish so uninspired I had to "concentrate. " Other providers have apparently given better and more enthusiastic service (according to rmaps) but that doesn't make-up for how dirty this place is. I was here once maybe 8 years ago and experienced similar treatment. No third chances from me.

ARG.

Been to Diva & drew a short "Tina" recently myself, although not chubby, not 50 either. Strange. Are they playing name games, or just another Tina? Either way, she was enthusiastic, great tease, played with my nipples even (made me chuckle a little). I had a table shower first since its available, perhaps that shaped my experience. There are even dirtier places in CT - 4th FL 'boro street comes to mind. The lights are down for a reason. These places are not exactly Massage Envy!

[Obediah]

Penny is my current favorite. I have found her to take direction very well. Although she is not overtly sexy, from our conversation she is attractively open minded and honest. My preference is for extended oil-free light touch and tease, no roaming. My previous favorite was Dodo at Rosa in Waltham.

[Ccup2]

Hey John, we have all "given up" mongering many times but well. If you are this comfortable with a provider you are bringing developed skills to the room that you will want to "exercise" again when the urge builds. Best of luck either way and thanks for the detailed review. Unless you are a shrill!

If you wanted them to do well you would have posted long ago.

[DownWind]

First off, I don't post often here. My mongering has gotten more infrequent over the last year. I think I'm done.

Also, I really can't review places because unless they're particularly bad, I'm pretty happy with just about anything.

Visited 1205 in Arl recently. Someone inquired about this a few weeks back. It's still exactly the same. I was shocked when the same girl I always seem to draw opened the door. It's been about 6 months since I've been and she actually remembered me. I figured they rotated girls, but maybe she owns it, or maybe she just isn't rotating. In any case, she's great. Can't remember her name for the life of me. One of those double syllable names (Yuyu, Lulu? I honestly don't recall). She's probably about 30, spinner body, really pretty face, and a GREAT attitude. Also best communication skills I've experienced at an AMP. I don't claim to have been to a ton of places. 5 different places in the 'tham, and this one, but of all the providers I've met, this is the one I have the least amount of trouble communicating with. She even cracks little jokes during the massage and really goes above and beyond to make you feel at ease. She actually said she's going on a one-week vacation soon.

Anyways, she leads me into what I consider the "main" massage room. I've only been to two different rooms at this place. Each room is an actual room, with a closing door. Also quite spacious with a nice table. Tables are nice and clean and they change the paper / towels after each customer. This means something to me. I tell her I'm there for an hour so I give me the normal. 6 and get undressed. It starts off with a nice oil massage. Medium pressure, but honestly nothing to write home about. After about 20 minutes she begins the tease, which is honestly very nice. She allowed roaming during the entire massage. Maybe because she knows me, or maybe that's just how she is. Then the flip came. I asked her to get undressed which she did without hesitation. Very cute little bees but virtually no ass. She asked "how do you want to do this?" and made a jerking motion with her hand then said "OR" and made a sucking motion with her mouth. I opted for number 2 and got a condom that I had brought with me. She even put it on for me. She was outstanding at sucking, giving lots of attention to the berries as well as the twig. I asked her if we could 69 which she had no problem with.

After we finished she continued the massage. Nice scalp massage, shoulders, arms. It was good. She laid a towel across me and massages my legs before grabbing my package again through the towel. She kept telling me "you very strong" at which point I began to roam again. She did a second release for me before finishing up the massage. Even brought my a cup of water. I tipped $ because it was honestly above and beyond what I'd gotten at other places. The last time I was at 1205 I got FS, which I probably could've gotten this time, but just wanted to lie back and have her do the work this time. It was a really nice experience and lasted exactly an hour, so I don't feel shorted in any way.

That being said, I think I'm out of the game for good. I just don't think it's for me anymore. I haven't posted much on here because I didn't want to blow up my spot, but at this point, it doesn't matter. Anyone looking for a good experience with a little more of a full menu should go check this place out. I want them to do well business-wise.

Hey John, we have all "given up" mongering many times but well. If you are this comfortable with a provider you are bringing developed skills to the room that you will want to "exercise" again when the urge builds. Best of luck either way and thanks for the detailed review. Unless you are a shrill!

[GamaDude]

I meant to say last 6 weeks. I had heard bad reports for a while but I got Lilly last two times I went.

I'll have to schedule something with them this up coming week. Thanks for the tip!

[DownWind]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

"Sixty dolla please". You pay up front and you know you are at the right place.

[Ccup2]

Hadn't seen her in a year or so. She is still in newton.

Used to be an ok massage with rough hands and a mechanical end. This time I was surprised.

She was happy to see me and said she had injured herself and unable to work as much.

Steam facial which was odd then the massage began and I was on all fours. I ended up getting a BBBJ uncovered while on all 4's which I must say I have never experienced. I came too quickly. She cleaned me up and began to massage again.

I rubbed her ass and she undressed. After a 10 minute recharge I was up again. She let me dine at the why from behind and I got full service doggy. I will definitely repeat repeat. I paid 250 total for popping twice.

My only negative is she had a lot of stubble on her legs and was a bit paranoid.

Did she have the biggest pussy lips you have ever seen. Older women, kinda big, not fat just big.

[Appollo101]

I've been somewhat recently. In the last 6 months or so. Lilly is hot and gives a good massage.

I'll have to schedule something with them this up coming week. Thanks for the tip!

[TBone1970]

She Advertises on craigslist under golf ball massage sometimes or warm himalayan salt massage.

PM me for her number.

I'm not getting the code in this s warm he Malayan. Where is this?




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[JohnValJean198]

First off, I don't post often here. My mongering has gotten more infrequent over the last year. I think I'm done.

Also, I really can't review places because unless they're particularly bad, I'm pretty happy with just about anything.

Visited 1205 in Arl recently. Someone inquired about this a few weeks back. It's still exactly the same. I was shocked when the same girl I always seem to draw opened the door. It's been about 6 months since I've been and she actually remembered me. I figured they rotated girls, but maybe she owns it, or maybe she just isn't rotating. In any case, she's great. Can't remember her name for the life of me. One of those double syllable names (Yuyu, Lulu? I honestly don't recall). She's probably about 30, spinner body, really pretty face, and a GREAT attitude. Also best communication skills I've experienced at an AMP. I don't claim to have been to a ton of places. 5 different places in the 'tham, and this one, but of all the providers I've met, this is the one I have the least amount of trouble communicating with. She even cracks little jokes during the massage and really goes above and beyond to make you feel at ease. She actually said she's going on a one-week vacation soon.

Anyways, she leads me into what I consider the "main" massage room. I've only been to two different rooms at this place. Each room is an actual room, with a closing door. Also quite spacious with a nice table. Tables are nice and clean and they change the paper / towels after each customer. This means something to me. I tell her I'm there for an hour so I give me the normal. 6 and get undressed. It starts off with a nice oil massage. Medium pressure, but honestly nothing to write home about. After about 20 minutes she begins the tease, which is honestly very nice. She allowed roaming during the entire massage. Maybe because she knows me, or maybe that's just how she is. Then the flip came. I asked her to get undressed which she did without hesitation. Very cute little bees but virtually no ass. She asked "how do you want to do this?" and made a jerking motion with her hand then said "OR" and made a sucking motion with her mouth. I opted for number 2 and got a condom that I had brought with me. She even put it on for me. She was outstanding at sucking, giving lots of attention to the berries as well as the twig. I asked her if we could 69 which she had no problem with.

After we finished she continued the massage. Nice scalp massage, shoulders, arms. It was good. She laid a towel across me and massages my legs before grabbing my package again through the towel. She kept telling me "you very strong" at which point I began to roam again. She did a second release for me before finishing up the massage. Even brought my a cup of water. I tipped $ because it was honestly above and beyond what I'd gotten at other places. The last time I was at 1205 I got FS, which I probably could've gotten this time, but just wanted to lie back and have her do the work this time. It was a really nice experience and lasted exactly an hour, so I don't feel shorted in any way.

That being said, I think I'm out of the game for good. I just don't think it's for me anymore. I haven't posted much on here because I didn't want to blow up my spot, but at this point, it doesn't matter. Anyone looking for a good experience with a little more of a full menu should go check this place out. I want them to do well business-wise.

[GamaDude]

I've been somewhat recently. In the last 6 months or so. Lilly is hot and gives a good massage.

Has anyone been to Chi body works lately? I use to see Angela all the time there but she left and started her own spa. Who give a decent and message and easy on the eyes over there?

[GamaDude]

I'm not getting the code in this s warm he Malayan. Where is this?

Hadn't seen her in a year or so. She is still in newton.

Used to be an ok massage with rough hands and a mechanical end. This time I was surprised.

She was happy to see me and said she had injured herself and unable to work as much.

Steam facial which was odd then the massage began and I was on all fours. I ended up getting a BBBJ uncovered while on all 4's which I must say I have never experienced. I came too quickly. She cleaned me up and began to massage again.

I rubbed her ass and she undressed. After a 10 minute recharge I was up again. She let me dine at the why from behind and I got full service doggy. I will definitely repeat repeat. I paid 250 total for popping twice.

My only negative is she had a lot of stubble on her legs and was a bit paranoid.

.

[TBone1970]

Hadn't seen her in a year or so. She is still in newton.

Used to be an ok massage with rough hands and a mechanical end. This time I was surprised.

She was happy to see me and said she had injured herself and unable to work as much.

Steam facial which was odd then the massage began and I was on all fours. I ended up getting a BBBJ uncovered while on all 4's which I must say I have never experienced. I came too quickly. She cleaned me up and began to massage again.

I rubbed her ass and she undressed. After a 10 minute recharge I was up again. She let me dine at the why from behind and I got full service doggy. I will definitely repeat repeat. I paid 250 total for popping twice.

My only negative is she had a lot of stubble on her legs and was a bit paranoid.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[Dboy111]

Just put him on your ignore list. He's absolutely useless; just takes and never gives unless it's bogus info he cobbled together from elsewhere.

You guys are morons everyone loves the troll. Everything I've written is true sorry for your terrible experiences no body was talking to you. I've shared great stories and thank me later when somebody shares their great experience to my question and you end up going and getting the best massage and HE of your life.