Massage Parlor Reports

**GamaDude** · 01-31-17 12:26

I'm not getting the code in this s warm he Malayan. Where is this?

Originally Posted by TBone1970 [View Original Post]

Hadn't seen her in a year or so. She is still in newton.

Used to be an ok massage with rough hands and a mechanical end. This time I was surprised.

She was happy to see me and said she had injured herself and unable to work as much.

Steam facial which was odd then the massage began and I was on all fours. I ended up getting a BBBJ uncovered while on all 4's which I must say I have never experienced. I came too quickly. She cleaned me up and began to massage again.

I rubbed her ass and she undressed. After a 10 minute recharge I was up again. She let me dine at the why from behind and I got full service doggy. I will definitely repeat repeat. I paid 250 total for popping twice.

My only negative is she had a lot of stubble on her legs and was a bit paranoid.

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**TBone1970** · 01-31-17 12:13

Hadn't seen her in a year or so. She is still in newton.

Used to be an ok massage with rough hands and a mechanical end. This time I was surprised.

She was happy to see me and said she had injured herself and unable to work as much.

Steam facial which was odd then the massage began and I was on all fours. I ended up getting a BBBJ uncovered while on all 4's which I must say I have never experienced. I came too quickly. She cleaned me up and began to massage again.

I rubbed her ass and she undressed. After a 10 minute recharge I was up again. She let me dine at the why from behind and I got full service doggy. I will definitely repeat repeat. I paid 250 total for popping twice.

My only negative is she had a lot of stubble on her legs and was a bit paranoid.

**SteveStone123** · 01-31-17 00:23

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

**Dboy111** · 01-30-17 19:17

Originally Posted by Herow [View Original Post]

Just put him on your ignore list. He's absolutely useless; just takes and never gives unless it's bogus info he cobbled together from elsewhere.

You guys are morons everyone loves the troll. Everything I've written is true sorry for your terrible experiences no body was talking to you. I've shared great stories and thank me later when somebody shares their great experience to my question and you end up going and getting the best massage and HE of your life.

**Herow** · 01-30-17 18:42

Originally Posted by Chuggo [View Original Post]

Dude -- The best? That's an impossible question. What are you into? Highly therapeutic with a nice happy ending from an ancient lady? Whole hour tease? Table shower? Younger ladies? 4 handed? Feather touch? This is why there's 50 Eskimo words for snow too much variety and very subjective. Narrow it down for us.

Just put him on your ignore list. He's absolutely useless; just takes and never gives unless it's bogus info he cobbled together from elsewhere.

**Jack617** · 01-30-17 18:41

Originally Posted by Chuggo [View Original Post]

Dude -- The best? That's an impossible question. What are you into? Highly therapeutic with a nice happy ending from an ancient lady? Whole hour tease? Table shower? Younger ladies? 4 handed? Feather touch? This is why there's 50 Eskimo words for snow too much variety and very subjective. Narrow it down for us.

Why do you guys keep feeding the troll? Even on ignore I have to see his retarded ISO posts when you guys respond. Open his profile and read the posts, 90% are redundant questions about busty asians and his "reviews" are, to be kind, suspect. To quote a great line " Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it".

Gents, stop the replies and you stop the madness.

**YoloGent** · 01-30-17 16:52

You can probably get that but your tip would have to be higher, my guess over 60. Use a translation app on your phone before you pay house fee to clarify what you want and how much you will tip. Best of Luck.

Try cherry blossom in Waltham. Angela is hottest.

**Appollo101** · 01-30-17 16:41

Has anyone been to Chi body works lately? I use to see Angela all the time there but she left and started her own spa. Who give a decent and message and easy on the eyes over there?

**Dboy111** · 01-30-17 16:35

Originally Posted by Chuggo [View Original Post]

Dude -- The best? That's an impossible question. What are you into? Highly therapeutic with a nice happy ending from an ancient lady? Whole hour tease? Table shower? Younger ladies? 4 handed? Feather touch? This is why there's 50 Eskimo words for snow too much variety and very subjective. Narrow it down for us.

Haha I'm just looking for a solid place to go to in the Boston area. Whole hour tease would be cool never had that, good looking, young, nice bodies. Any suggestions or recommendations? Looking for Busty in the Boston area but that's hard to find. Anything else would do I'm sick of the ancient ladies looking for something good if anybody knows.

**Tiger1113** · 01-30-17 16:13

Good afternoon gents!

Will be in Boston next week for couple of days. Looking for outcall service maybe a massage and BBJ. Preferably Asian young and fun. Any suggestions would be very appreciated.

**Chuggo** · 01-30-17 15:58

Originally Posted by Dboy111 [View Original Post]

Could someone give me the best Asian place in the Boston area, I'm going to check one out this week, really in need of a massage. Any recommendations for good places in Boston or is Boston dried up now? I'll leave my review after as always. Thanks.

Dude -- The best? That's an impossible question. What are you into? Highly therapeutic with a nice happy ending from an ancient lady? Whole hour tease? Table shower? Younger ladies? 4 handed? Feather touch? This is why there's 50 Eskimo words for snow too much variety and very subjective. Narrow it down for us.

**Ccup2** · 01-30-17 11:05

Originally Posted by Rito1 [View Original Post]

I thought Fayette was always a no go. Am I wrong?

Just bc someone is flirty does not mean there are extras to be had. Place is always a no.

**Dboy111** · 01-30-17 07:47

Could someone give me the best Asian place in the Boston area, I'm going to check one out this week, really in need of a massage. Any recommendations for good places in Boston or is Boston dried up now? I'll leave my review after as always. Thanks.

**SirPsychoSexy** · 01-29-17 09:50

I didn't stay because of her incoming appointment but I definetly got a vibe from Loni. She was very flirty and gave me "the look" when I asked if would enjoy my visit. I may try to go back later this week but it's a little out of the way.

SPS.

Originally Posted by Rito1 [View Original Post]

I thought Fayette was always a no go. Am I wrong?

**Rito1** · 01-28-17 22:25

Originally Posted by SirPsychoSexy [View Original Post]

I dropped in to an oldie on Fayette but she had an appointment coming in 5 minutes. I think she said her name was Loni. Kind of average looking but had a milf vibe I was digging. I may go back. After that I drive up the street to 299. Hit the 2nd floor looking for Lilly but she not around. Then, hit the first floor and took 30 with CiCi. Not a looker but always a good time.

SPS.

I thought Fayette was always a no go. Am I wrong?