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[Quinby1]

No I paid the 50 for the HJ, normally you tip them after the deed is done. She asked for a additional tip after everything. She wanted additional 20 dollars.

I see. Was she hot?

[PotShot]

Anyone know whatever happened to Sophie from Fairview and Warner?

She sold the place to the hipsters who run it now. I called her cell several times and talked to her but she would not see me outside of some establishment. I tried to get her to come to my place or we get a room but she wasn't into it. Now her cell is dead. I'd figure if she set up shop again or went to work for someone else she'd give me a call but I haven't heard anything so I guess she got fed up with it and retired. She is missed. She was a bit of a weirdo but her massage, ass rub and HJ skills were top notch and if she liked you a lot more was available.

[RunRun2469]

Yep that's the one.

I went there a couple of weeks ago, owner said Ann / Ana was pregnant? Anyway I got this short haired girl, really sweet, but man do I miss Ana. Any luck with any BBBJ around the area?

[OcAllen]

So you agreed to the $50 and then decided to stiff her after she's done with the deed? I understand that they're greedy but you have to hold up your end of the deal.

No I paid the 50 for the HJ, normally you tip them after the deed is done. She asked for a additional tip after everything. She wanted additional 20 dollars.

[Quinby1]

5 star fountain valley you will be missed.

I have been going to 5 star for a couple of years now for it's great service and cheap happy ending prices. So yesterday I came and notice 3-4 new workers including a man. I noticed my provider who I never seen before give me a different type of massage. They all normally are trained to start the same way, but she just rubbed my back with elbows for 40 minutes. Very common in viet massage parlors. So then I hear her talking Vietnamese to the other workers. I am viet so I caught on. The only time I heard Vietnamese was from the coffee shop next door. So she asked me to flip which I did. She wanted 80 for HJ. I told her no and she kept telling me yes. I told her I didn't want it. So she complains and gives me attitudes eventually she tells me she'll do it for 50. I told her fine. She wanted the money then which normally I never get asked that. You tip after you're done at 5 star unless you get FS from them not just a HJ. After everything was done I was about to leave and she asked for a tip. I told her no and she got mad. She wouldn't let me leave until I gave her a tip. I literally just stopped listening st one look and just walked out. HJ sucked by the way because she ruined the mood with her greediness. Probably not coming back for a while.

So you agreed to the $50 and then decided to stiff her after she's done with the deed? I understand that they're greedy but you have to hold up your end of the deal.

[OcAllen]

Is this the 5 star at Edinger / Euclid? If so, that sucks. I liked that place.

Yep that's the one.

[Chogori]

5 star fountain valley you will be missed.

I have been going to 5 star for a couple of years now for it's great service and cheap happy ending prices. So yesterday I came and notice 3-4 new workers including a man. I noticed my provider who I never seen before give me a different type of massage. They all normally are trained to start the same way, but she just rubbed my back with elbows for 40 minutes. Very common in viet massage parlors. So then I hear her talking Vietnamese to the other workers. I am viet so I caught on. The only time I heard Vietnamese was from the coffee shop next door. So she asked me to flip which I did. She wanted 80 for HJ. I told her no and she kept telling me yes. I told her I didn't want it. So she complains and gives me attitudes eventually she tells me she'll do it for 50. I told her fine. She wanted the money then which normally I never get asked that. You tip after you're done at 5 star unless you get FS from them not just a HJ. After everything was done I was about to leave and she asked for a tip. I told her no and she got mad. She wouldn't let me leave until I gave her a tip. I literally just stopped listening st one look and just walked out. HJ sucked by the way because she ruined the mood with her greediness. Probably not coming back for a while.

Is this the 5 star at Edinger / Euclid? If so, that sucks. I liked that place.

[OcAllen]

5 star fountain valley you will be missed.

I have been going to 5 star for a couple of years now for it's great service and cheap happy ending prices. So yesterday I came and notice 3-4 new workers including a man. I noticed my provider who I never seen before give me a different type of massage. They all normally are trained to start the same way, but she just rubbed my back with elbows for 40 minutes. Very common in viet massage parlors. So then I hear her talking Vietnamese to the other workers. I am viet so I caught on. The only time I heard Vietnamese was from the coffee shop next door. So she asked me to flip which I did. She wanted 80 for HJ. I told her no and she kept telling me yes. I told her I didn't want it. So she complains and gives me attitudes eventually she tells me she'll do it for 50. I told her fine. She wanted the money then which normally I never get asked that. You tip after you're done at 5 star unless you get FS from them not just a HJ. After everything was done I was about to leave and she asked for a tip. I told her no and she got mad. She wouldn't let me leave until I gave her a tip. I literally just stopped listening st one look and just walked out. HJ sucked by the way because she ruined the mood with her greediness. Probably not coming back for a while.

[JerSeinfeld]

This is a good list to compose. Please add your locations.

1. Lavender in Stanton 1. 4.

2. Emerald in Anaheim 1. 4.

3. Lucky in Stanton 1. 0-1. 2.

4. Passion in Anaheim 1. 4.

5. Rest Area in Stanton 1. 4.

6. Lovely in Stanton 1. 4.

7. There's several next to Lovely that serves the same.

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

[Leiterf]

I normally only visit AMPs, but today I decided to try a LMP. I found this place via BP since I didn't get any Intel from here.

The place is on GG BLVD just off the 22.

I entered and was asked by the woman in the front if I had been there before and I said yes. I don't think she believed me. She quoted 80 for and HR and 50 for HH. A little high priced but I went with the HH. She took me back and said get comfortable someone will be with you soon. After I stripped and layed down the same woman came in but was now dressed in the usual one piece dress. She was in her 30's with dyed blonde hair. Didn't seem very friendly at first.

She started rubbing her hands over my back, not an actual massage. So I knew right away FS would be on the menu. After a few minutes she went for the boys and the soldier, this went on a few minutes until she asked me to flip. Same thing on the front side. I started roaming and was even allowed FIV. She asked if I wanted FS and I said yes, and replied 120. She lifted the dress and pulled down the top part. She had a decent looking body with a HUGE ass and Ds. The face was just ok. As she started a CBJ I was doing FIV and tried to do DATY but she pulled away a little so I didn't push it. Next thing I know we are in CCG. She was into it and seemed to enjoy. Half way through she asked me to do K9. That big ass was a lot to hang onto and I finished in this spot. I am normally into tiny Asian women but this was pretty fun. I would go back if I'm in the mood for a Latina. She said her name was Sophia and is from Costa Rica.

[Spud666]

Anyone know whatever happened to Sophie from Fairview and Warner?

[DutchTreat]

I "tipped" them $120 for FS, back in the day. But if they are now commanding $140 and up, then I'm glad I stopped going to AMP's years ago. The Vietnamese chick's are the ones who have shrewdly driven up the price of pussy, IMO. Then again, they wouldn't be asking for it, unless mongers are willing to pay for it.

Dutch.

GPS? Is this new one? I think they expect more like $140 and up.

[Quinby1]

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

GPS? Is this new one? I think they expect more like $140 and up.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[DutchTreat]

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.