Massage Parlor Reports

[Leiterf]

I normally only visit AMPs, but today I decided to try a LMP. I found this place via BP since I didn't get any Intel from here.

The place is on GG BLVD just off the 22.

I entered and was asked by the woman in the front if I had been there before and I said yes. I don't think she believed me. She quoted 80 for and HR and 50 for HH. A little high priced but I went with the HH. She took me back and said get comfortable someone will be with you soon. After I stripped and layed down the same woman came in but was now dressed in the usual one piece dress. She was in her 30's with dyed blonde hair. Didn't seem very friendly at first.

She started rubbing her hands over my back, not an actual massage. So I knew right away FS would be on the menu. After a few minutes she went for the boys and the soldier, this went on a few minutes until she asked me to flip. Same thing on the front side. I started roaming and was even allowed FIV. She asked if I wanted FS and I said yes, and replied 120. She lifted the dress and pulled down the top part. She had a decent looking body with a HUGE ass and Ds. The face was just ok. As she started a CBJ I was doing FIV and tried to do DATY but she pulled away a little so I didn't push it. Next thing I know we are in CCG. She was into it and seemed to enjoy. Half way through she asked me to do K9. That big ass was a lot to hang onto and I finished in this spot. I am normally into tiny Asian women but this was pretty fun. I would go back if I'm in the mood for a Latina. She said her name was Sophia and is from Costa Rica.

[Spud666]

Anyone know whatever happened to Sophie from Fairview and Warner?

[DutchTreat]

I "tipped" them $120 for FS, back in the day. But if they are now commanding $140 and up, then I'm glad I stopped going to AMP's years ago. The Vietnamese chick's are the ones who have shrewdly driven up the price of pussy, IMO. Then again, they wouldn't be asking for it, unless mongers are willing to pay for it.

Dutch.

GPS? Is this new one? I think they expect more like $140 and up.

[Quinby1]

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

GPS? Is this new one? I think they expect more like $140 and up.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[DutchTreat]

Lavender near Beach and GG Blvd is a quick 15 minute drive from Orange going west on the 22. It won't be cheap, though. Most of these Vietnamese chicks have GPS, so expect to pay at least $120 plus the house fee.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Dutch.

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

[MikeFandango]

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

Fair and Harbor in Costa Mesa, around 8 AMPs in the same building to choose from, the one at the back is a sure FS.

[Miketastic69]

Hey Gents,

A Vegas Monger (via Orlando, Chicago, Texas, etc) will be back in Orange near Chapman. Looking for a good AMP to visit two or three nights this week during my stay. I love FS and I know YMMV, but where are places that are more of a sure thing? I will reciprocate if you ever come to vegas or if you take a trip to one of the areas I frequent.

[OldAsiaHand]

Just wondering everyone's thoughts on the AMP or LMP girls.

I've being mongering for awhile and my opinion is K Girls are simply the best all around. I tend to be most attracted to V girls, then K, C and then L. I'm just rally liking K girls.

I found a few places in the South Bay that has K girls. Here's what I find about them. Most are pretty with decent bodies. I haven't been denied FS, as they always offer it. And they usually don't ask about the tip and are always pleased with the amount I tip.

Thoughts?

Last year, I did a girl at Miari Texas RLD in Seoul. Her service was one of the top 10 girls I've ever done. 60,000 KRW for 30 minutes BBFS. Closer to home, there are a few K girls working in the AMPs in Costa Mesa but definitely far less than the V & C.

[Blake4587]

Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?

How old are they and do they offer FS? What is rate?

[Hornilius69]

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

Try Yuka or Megan, best blowjob ever!

[Hornilius69]

Lucky in Stanton has been closed for a while, anyone has an update?

Too many traffic there, so the shop is laying low under the radar.

Call to make an appointment.

[JerSeinfeld]

Sonya / Tanya at Passion in Anaheim. Total model type! Good luck.

Anyone seen anyone else there? Besides her and the 40's /50's MMS?

I'm new to Orange County and looking for the hottest provider who offers oral service. Needs to have a sexy face. Suggestions?

[JerSeinfeld]

Was there early evening Thursday. Only one girl working. Said her name is Angel. She said she works everyday. White / hispanic? Mid 20's. Chubby. 5'2" 36 D. Cute and eager. FS 1. 4.

[JerSeinfeld]

Was there late afternoon, only saw one provider. Early / mid 40's? Fit asian girl. Face looks like she's had a hard life. Speaks english well. Not viet or Chinese. Some other south east asian. Good strong massage. FS for 1. 4.