Massage Parlor Reports

**MariPuss** · 01-29-17 13:05

Originally Posted by Outdoorsman [View Original Post]

I agree with Gent 100 that the tourist area is real hit or miss. U massage and Sakura on Vinelamd off Kirkman are both dependable. Luxary Asian Massage on Sand Lake is too but they charge $10 more than any other place. Realize $10 doesn't matter but why bother paying it when 5 minutes away you don't have to.

Ok great I will lock Sakura and you Massage on my Google maps. This is what I want to see, some variety of pickings. Sometimes when in Orlando I am not always near Bora Bora or Cherry Blossom all the time. It's good to see there are others finally being recommended. On to the Pro Bowl!

**Outdoorsman** · 01-29-17 06:56

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

Let us all learn from this lesson: spend your money on reliable, well-reviewed places. I don't think there are any such places in tourist areas (near the attractions or I-Drive) except Luxsa.

Be safe.

I agree with Gent 100 that the tourist area is real hit or miss. U massage and Sakura on Vinelamd off Kirkman are both dependable. Luxary Asian Massage on Sand Lake is too but they charge $10 more than any other place. Realize $10 doesn't matter but why bother paying it when 5 minutes away you don't have to.

**MariPuss** · 01-29-17 00:52

Originally Posted by Gentleman100 [View Original Post]

Let us all learn from this lesson: spend your money on reliable, well-reviewed places. I don't think there are any such places in tourist areas (near the attractions or I-Drive) except Luxsa.

Be safe.

Everyone keeps reviewing the same 3 safe bets. Orlando is 2. 3 million people. It's tons of Spas on backpage. I'm surprised to read the other Spas are not competing with Cherry Blossom and Bora Bora.

**MariPuss** · 01-29-17 00:18

Wish there was more reviews!

**MariPuss** · 01-29-17 00:12

Great experience at Serenity Spa today.

75 to enter. 60 tip.

Lisa was the provider.

**MariPuss** · 01-29-17 00:07

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...anteed/3987724

Had an ego boosting masssage this evening at Serenity Spa. Made a. 75 bank deposit to enter. Provider was a slim Korean named Lisa. Plenty of mutual contact. Massage was pretty good. She massages like she had some training or experience. TS was pretty good. At end of massage she asked if I wanted a release. Of Course. I gave. 6 and she removed top while finishing the job. The best part was the things she was saying while generating the climax. Lisa treated me like a champion and it felt really good. Now on to the Pro Bowl. When I return to Orlando I may check out Serenity again. I just wish there were more reviews on other AMPs. Cherry Blossom and Boca Boca are the only AMPs getting any love. It' makes Orlando seem so small when folks review the same places over and over. Serenity was a good experience.

**Jiat2001** · 01-28-17 23:01

Tonight I traveled to the Far East to visit my ATF, Mona. After my arrival, I was greeted by her as we embraced each other. She lead me to a room and that's when the dream began but something else happen which almost turned into a nightmare which I will explain at the end. After a refreshing TS, there was a lot of teasing as usual and a lot of you-know-what. But then, Mona did something that took me completely by surprise. She jumped on top of me and I was like, "wait, what? No cover?!" My mind was racing at this time during the dream and after a while I came too. I was in panic mode, thinking what was I going to do. But then, Mona reach down and pulled something off of me. To my surprise, it was the cover. I had it on the whole time and didn't realize it. I thought to myself, "how did she manage to put the cover on without me seeing it?" Then it hit me. Early in the dream, she took a small breather and was doing something with her mouth. I thought she had something in her and was trying to get it out but she actually was placing a cover in her mouth and slipped it on me without even noticing it. I breathed a sigh of relief and we both embraced after the dream. Guys, go see Mona and treat her well. Stay safe.

Jiat2001.

**Gentleman 100** · 01-28-17 18:55

Originally Posted by Taster6969 [View Original Post]

Gave this place a try and paid 50. / for half hr. Girl looked about 50 plus and average. Got comfortable in the room and she came back in after a few minutes. Massage was ok at best. Her technique was sub par and had no energy to say the least. Tried to do some roaming but kept moving away. Spent most of the massage at the end I'd table so I guess she didn't want to be touched. Kept a sheet on me the whole time which was a bummer. After the 1/2 hr was up she said finished and asked me if I wanted some water. Can't believe no turn over. Very sad. Got dressed and when she came back with some water told her to keep it as her tip and left. Kept asking for tips but I ignored her and walked out. Will never return to this shit house and advise other to pass on this place. Two thumbs down.

Let us all learn from this lesson: spend your money on reliable, well-reviewed places. I don't think there are any such places in tourist areas (near the attractions or I-Drive) except Luxsa.

Be safe.

**Taster6969** · 01-28-17 18:25

Gave this place a try and paid 50. / for half hr. Girl looked about 50 plus and average. Got comfortable in the room and she came back in after a few minutes. Massage was ok at best. Her technique was sub par and had no energy to say the least. Tried to do some roaming but kept moving away. Spent most of the massage at the end I'd table so I guess she didn't want to be touched. Kept a sheet on me the whole time which was a bummer. After the 1/2 hr was up she said finished and asked me if I wanted some water. Can't believe no turn over. Very sad. Got dressed and when she came back with some water told her to keep it as her tip and left. Kept asking for tips but I ignored her and walked out. Will never return to this shit house and advise other to pass on this place. Two thumbs down.

**MariPuss** · 01-28-17 13:44

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...anteed/3987724

Has anyone here checked Serenity Spa? If so how was it?

**Ramjj2015** · 01-28-17 12:50

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ƹ1078;658;2960;-authentic-best-massage-10-minutes-from-airport-2960;441;1078;658;-407-658-4400/8111165.

Stopped by for a massage. Been here a dozen times or so. Usually pretty hot girl today was below average. Standard finish. Clean and great location. Will be back to find that beauty that's usually there.

**LeerMe** · 01-28-17 08:54

Originally Posted by Outdoorsman [View Original Post]

There has to be 75 posts laying out the pricing.

Appreciate the good tip, a**hole.

**Electronman** · 01-28-17 06:17

Thanks to XHippie and Mr. Bill. Very helpful.

I had been reading reviews of strip clubs in Orlando- very discouraging! I'm pleased to discover that the AMP scene offers some alternatives for adult fun in Orlando.

Them.

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

I dunno if this is universal, but I've seen a number of AMP's, American Shops, and Indies freely posting the SAME types of ads under the SERVICES banner in the Massage section or under the DATING banner and the Women > Men section.

XHippie's post, directly below, to Google "therapeutic massage backpage Orlando" will produce results that take you directly to those backpage sections. I just Googled "bora backpage orlando" and this was the FIRST hit on my search results:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...w-8-1/16491404

AN OBSERVATION & THEORY:
The owners of BP have deftly demonstrated their 'commitment' to the moral sanctity of the Abolishers of Adult Freedoms, by setting up their "ADULT" section, complete with all sorts of lewd sounding categories, and then self CENSORING those sections. This may serve to appease those self-righteous moral dweebs and get them off BP's back, and if that works, then the self CENSORING maneuver has been a success. Of course, while doing so BP is also freely permitting most of those same ads (or at least the ones most of us want to find) to be posted in the various sections under the SERVICES or DATING banners, so. . . WIN / WIN, as long as advertisers pick up on that option and as long as we all eventually find those ads!