Massage Parlor Reports

[QueNine]

All the talk of the filthy spas sent me to Zen in Ellisville. The attention to cleanliness has to be the best in the area. Had not been in a while and to my surprise, there are new masseuses there now. I had and hour with Lucy. It was excellent and I will be going back to try Helen who is the other new one. I think Pat is still there who does and excellent Thai massage on the weekends or when store is busy. PM me if you want details, but all I can say is, great massage, great AMP, very clean, and I like the table shower option when I have time. First time with Lucy, but she was incredible. Prices are good and they all seem to enjoy being there. Well run AMP. Warm and cozy in there too. I will be going back today or tomorrow to try Helen.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...bs-25/23665147

I went to Zen today. Got a massage from Lucy. The good: Best AMP massage I've had in St. Louis. But that's where it ended. Not even DIY. I tried and said I could do that at home. She speaks pretty damn good English. As always, our milage varies.

[StlMassageGuy]

All the talk of the filthy spas sent me to Zen in Ellisville. The attention to cleanliness has to be the best in the area. Had not been in a while and to my surprise, there are new masseuses there now. I had and hour with Lucy. It was excellent and I will be going back to try Helen who is the other new one. I think Pat is still there who does and excellent Thai massage on the weekends or when store is busy. PM me if you want details, but all I can say is, great massage, great AMP, very clean, and I like the table shower option when I have time. First time with Lucy, but she was incredible. Prices are good and they all seem to enjoy being there. Well run AMP. Warm and cozy in there too. I will be going back today or tomorrow to try Helen.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...bs-25/23665147

[StewartChub]

Anyone know if lulu is still there? And has that place improved since the last negative reviews?

[HappyJo]

So I wanted to try out Royal on Watson because of some reports saying it was a 50/50 chance of HE. Cash only and I didn't have any, so I thought what the hell, Sun Li is right here so why not? As previously reported, a man greets you at the desk and asks "how much time you like" in very broken English. After II tell him II want an hour, he doesn't understand me and has the little teeth stained lady come up and translate. I'm shown to a room (the first one right near the front desk / exit / entry to the place) and get the clothes off and lie down on my stomach. This is only my 3rd time at a parlor, so as in previous times I drape the towel over my middle. The masseuse comes in and promptly takes the towel off and begins on my back. About her. About 5'5 130 lbs. Probably about 35 and kind of cute but kind of not. I guess it was the low lighting. She was a pretty good masseuse. While on my stomach, she straddles my head and it feels like she is grinding with me also trying to reciprocate. It seemed like she was into it due to some of the moans, but it could have been an act. She's working my legs and I'm sure she can see that it's working, with a few glancing brushes on my junk. I flip over and she does a decent rub down allowing me to squeeze her little ass and put my hands around her, though not letting any thing pass past her titties. Was a DIY end to the session. I kind of f'd with her making her think I was going to pop then didn't because Ii had some time left for what II paid ($50 + $20 tip). Overall she was cool and was a good sport and seemed like she enjoyed herself. I eventually shot it, she cleaned me up and that was that. Not a bad experience overall and I'll probably go back.

Anyone try Royal yet? How was it? Thanks.

[FartCity]

How gross was Riverside? I haven't been there for a few years. I used to see Anna, who was the one doing HJs according to another monger. 7 or 8 hundred bucks later, I gave up.

I was in very back room. Unfinished utility closet.

Not associating Riverside with bed bug problem. Just brought it up in case there's a link somewhere. It's a problem you want to avoid at all cost.

[EddieBoy1]

Actually she suprisingly responded to my text yesterday. Got everything set up and drove over and she went silent. Wouldn't reply to text or answer call. It was a bummer but it saved me some cash and she is going back on the bottom of the list for sure.

And as far as the younger hotter ones that would be great but, they as you said they are more expensive and usually super flaky with an attitude. But I will keep looking.

Certainly she's not hot enough to jump through hoops for. Really none of them for that matter.

[Chet Font]

Recent reviews:

Riverside in St. Charles: Very unattractive lady, gross-ass room. But front teasing alone was enough to get me off (been a week or so).

You horny assholes left me at Orchid on Watson. Girl was hot as fuck. Actually looked like the pictures (but clothed) for once. I'm 90% sure I had her at Lily about a year ago. Great english, above the standard in most ways, but first 10 min of massage are the best, then all of a sudden "more time?" that leads to nothing. Not even DIY. Even worse, everything used was heavily scented. Got home, had to rush to the bathroom to cover it. Even then, the stupid cat growled at me all night!

Riverside, check out. Orchid, avoid.

One other weird thing.

My house has been infected with bed bugs for no apparent reason. I've been several other places besides what's mentioned, nothing different to report. Has anyone else had this issue? Important to call it out if so.

How gross was Riverside? I haven't been there for a few years. I used to see Anna, who was the one doing HJs according to another monger. 7 or 8 hundred bucks later, I gave up.

[Illside667]

Just keep trying. There are way younger prettier ones out there. But she is a bargain. And she's got a flock of regs over the years. Still some drama pops up every now and then due to too much wine. Personally. She's off my list. But as everything in life. It ran it's course.

Actually she suprisingly responded to my text yesterday. Got everything set up and drove over and she went silent. Wouldn't reply to text or answer call. It was a bummer but it saved me some cash and she is going back on the bottom of the list for sure.

And as far as the younger hotter ones that would be great but, they as you said they are more expensive and usually super flaky with an attitude. But I will keep looking.

[CubsFan2016]

Hi- I tried to post this under the advertiser reviews but the browser seems to not let me do it.

Has anyone had any experience with.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...cutie/23647354

Genuine / ripoff?

Unable to find any reviews. Feel free to PM. Thank you.

[FartCity]

Recent reviews:

Riverside in St. Charles: Very unattractive lady, gross-ass room. But front teasing alone was enough to get me off (been a week or so).

You horny assholes left me at Orchid on Watson. Girl was hot as fuck. Actually looked like the pictures (but clothed) for once. I'm 90% sure I had her at Lily about a year ago. Great english, above the standard in most ways, but first 10 min of massage are the best, then all of a sudden "more time?" that leads to nothing. Not even DIY. Even worse, everything used was heavily scented. Got home, had to rush to the bathroom to cover it. Even then, the stupid cat growled at me all night!

Riverside, check out. Orchid, avoid.

One other weird thing.

My house has been infected with bed bugs for no apparent reason. I've been several other places besides what's mentioned, nothing different to report. Has anyone else had this issue? Important to call it out if so.

[EddieBoy1]

I have tried contacting her several times over the past few years. Calling and texting and she has never answered or replied to a text even once. Maybe my Illinois number spooks her?? Anyone else have this problem? I can't even get my foot in the door.

Just keep trying. There are way younger prettier ones out there. But she is a bargain. And she's got a flock of regs over the years. Still some drama pops up every now and then due to too much wine. Personally. She's off my list. But as everything in life. It ran it's course.

[Illside667]

Went 3 times and each time was promised next visit will be more. 3 visits just topless and diy. Waste of time and money. And she won't shut up, hard to get turned on when she's talking about her personal problems.

Thanks for reporting this. I went once and was promised more on the next visit also. Wanted to go back for the HE but she is impossible to schedule with and it looks like just promises. Will not be repeating.

[Illside667]

I have tried contacting her several times over the past few years. Calling and texting and she has never answered or replied to a text even once. Maybe my Illinois number spooks her?? Anyone else have this problem? I can't even get my foot in the door.

[Jeffc 574]

I have seen Soulard Susan several times. I have also seen "Malewood / Arsenal" Susan once.

Soulard Susan's ad can usually be found on Mondays in the CL massage section. Search for Susan and the add you want should look a lot like this: " MASSAGE BY SUSAN (SOULARD).

DEEP TISSUE AND SWEDISH MASSAGE MON-SUN 9 am-9 pm PLEASE CALL OR TEX".

Susan is 40-50 ish short and a BBW. For. 8 you will get a fun rub and a great ending. BJ is pretty common more can be had sometimes. She is very nice. Search Susan in this section for more reviews. She is in Soulard in a nice set of row houses and works from the basement.

Arsenal Susan is a skinny rail. My review is here. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...002&viewfull=1#post3134002.

Once was enough for me. But the performance was ok.

[Dman7]

Went 3 times and each time was promised next visit will be more. 3 visits just topless and diy. Waste of time and money. And she won't shut up, hard to get turned on when she's talking about her personal problems.

Not 40 - more like a somewhat hot 50 with good bolt on's. Talks endlessly, but the place is clean. Decent body, fit for her age, a decent topless massage, only mutual touch up top, offers DIY for the first visit. Not my thing and didn't partake. Said the second visit will have a better ending. Had one dream and never went back to find out about the upgraded finish.