Massage Parlor Reports

**ZombSayshi** · 01-22-17 01:13

Anybody have any outcall massage experiences?

Very interested.

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 01-21-17 21:23

I had been planning on trying the thai massage place in keego harbor today but when I got there, there was two guys on scaffolding directly above the door. I had been wanting to try keyla (goes by Kay in her more recent ads) so I exchanged a few texts with her and headed to southfield. She works out of apartment building, which appears to also be her residence. She greeted me at the door and I must say she is really attractive. She did not have green hair as she does in the pic and she's a little on the thicker side but I was pleasantly surprised that she actually looked like the pic. She led me to a room where she has a massage table right next to her bed. She told me to get undressed and lie on the table draped or undraped. She gave a relaxing massage, which wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but it was nice. About half way through she started brushing the twins "accidentally". I gave her the traditional lift of the butt to let her know it was ok. After that she did quite a bit of teasing of the balls, butt and shaft. She did allow some over the clothes roaming. Twice I tried to put my hand down the front of her pants, but she politely moved my hand back to her ass. After the flip she continued with some light massaging of my chest and legs. She then gave me a really nice HE. During the finish she popped the top to reveal some really nice, rather large tits. Also, While I was cumming she smiled, indicating she was as pleased with the job she had done as I was. Overall she seemed like a really sweet girl. I felt really comfortable with her, no negotiating for a tip and she didn't seem to hate what she does. I will repeat in the future. The only real downside for me was that she uses a lot of baby oil and didn't do a great job cleaning it up. If you go be prepared to leave oily. The damage was $. 80 and I gave her $. 40 for the tip. She never counted the money while I was there which I also thought was a nice touch. She gave me a hug on the way out and asked me to come back again. Be nice to her if you go.

**Tiger0033** · 01-21-17 15:19

Originally Posted by HeeJung47 [View Original Post]

This spa now features the best looking girls in the area. Yoko, ruby, and lisa are all pretty, slim, give great service and are worth every penny.

Ignore this guy. He's a troll and a phony. Doesn't know what he's talking about.

**HeeJung47** · 01-20-17 18:58

Originally Posted by Dennerb [View Original Post]

I have been there over 5 times and always left satisfied with the massage and the ending. Both are high quality.

This spa now features the best looking girls in the area. Yoko, ruby, and lisa are all pretty, slim, give great service and are worth every penny.

**HeeJung47** · 01-20-17 18:56

Originally Posted by Mmis90 [View Original Post]

Bobbie was awesome. My first AMP experience.

I agree with some of that. But tell that to the girls. FYI, most asian women don't like sex to begin with, so it makes them hate the job even more. As far as spas in NY, theres over 1700 massage parlors there. Good luck. Just telling you that we are one of the states where the girls don't want to come and alot of it has to do with the tipping. I don't make the rules. Sorry.

**Mmis90** · 01-20-17 16:25

Originally Posted by TugHunter [View Original Post]

Whether they HATE the job or not, they need to leave the customer with the fantasy that they LOVE the job or they won't get much repeat business. I tend to search for a provider that acts the part, then stick with her until she stops. Bobbie at Majic Health for example. Jenny at Hawaii in Lansing for another example.

I have yet to read of the NY spa that is filled with fresh faced 18 year olds that give pornstar performances (at any price). I'd like to know the name of it, and I'll schedule an extended trip to NYC.

Just my 2 cents.

Bobbie was awesome. My first AMP experience.

**TugHunter** · 01-20-17 11:26

Originally Posted by HeeJung47 [View Original Post]

Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.

Whether they HATE the job or not, they need to leave the customer with the fantasy that they LOVE the job or they won't get much repeat business. I tend to search for a provider that acts the part, then stick with her until she stops. Bobbie at Majic Health for example. Jenny at Hawaii in Lansing for another example.

I have yet to read of the NY spa that is filled with fresh faced 18 year olds that give pornstar performances (at any price). I'd like to know the name of it, and I'll schedule an extended trip to NYC.

Just my 2 cents.

**Dennerb** · 01-20-17 11:04

Originally Posted by Philiip214 [View Original Post]

I went about a month ago and this is probably one of my go-tos that is actually somewhat close to me. Most women are typical AMP age (40's) but they give great massages, a fair amount of teasing and typical HE. Haven't tried for more but I'm guessing that is an uphill battle.

Have done some OTC action, haven't really gone UTC yet but it is possible.

80 hr and 40 for the tip because the massage is just so good.

I have been there over 5 times and always left satisfied with the massage and the ending. Both are high quality.

**TugHunter** · 01-20-17 10:35

Originally Posted by Rianrav [View Original Post]

Is it required to tip for legit. How much, if so. Thanks bro.

I feel a tip is always customary. I usually tip 20 for legit, drop it to 10 if poor quality legit. Tip $30 or $40 if I'm smiling by the end- sometimes more for extraordinary effort or if I get to spend time with their goodies. I don't tip extra if she's hot, I figure that's a consideration of repeat visits since I don't typically go back to see old hags. I never give extra if they give me the sad face when I give them the tip, I just never go back to see them. Lots of places to visit and new girls every few months. I always try to take into account that I've had FS visits with reasonably hot girls that act like they like the job for 140 to 150, so that establishes the upper limit. The cost is not the issue for me, it's value for the money. I could get an unenthusiastic, uninterested dead fish experience at home but choose to seek out the illusion of happier times.

**ContinentalMan** · 01-20-17 09:43

Originally Posted by Perusing [View Original Post]

Traveled to M-1 twice during the last 3 weeks. Enough of you guys said enough good things about Yellow that had to see myself. Did find her attractive with just my body type. Decent massage (with her clothed) with an oral ending (she undressed at the flip) that unfortunately was a little on the toothy side. Still a decent enough time so I returned a few weeks later.

Second visit decided to play first and massage second in hopes we'd finish as we started. Plan didn't work out exactly that way as nothing was offered after the massage other than a time to go feeling. I didn't have my watch so not sure how much time may have been left but don't think I had been there but 45 minutes. Got the feeling they were a little busy and she had another room to visit. Also, she called herself Shampoo this time which got me wondering if Shampoo and Yellow are the same person or twins? Sure thought she was the person I saw the first time who said she was yellow. Any comments from you guys on this would be appreciated. All in all, a decent place except that it was a little on the chilly side. 130 total to mamasan both times.

Yellow and Shampoo are the same person. She used to go by Shampoo then switched names awhile back. Using either name gets her though.

Next time try Annie. Very petite, nice fake cans, and just as much fun (although her English is not that good).

**Perusing** · 01-20-17 09:38

Traveled to M-1 twice during the last 3 weeks. Enough of you guys said enough good things about Yellow that had to see myself. Did find her attractive with just my body type. Decent massage (with her clothed) with an oral ending (she undressed at the flip) that unfortunately was a little on the toothy side. Still a decent enough time so I returned a few weeks later.

Second visit decided to play first and massage second in hopes we'd finish as we started. Plan didn't work out exactly that way as nothing was offered after the massage other than a time to go feeling. I didn't have my watch so not sure how much time may have been left but don't think I had been there but 45 minutes. Got the feeling they were a little busy and she had another room to visit. Also, she called herself Shampoo this time which got me wondering if Shampoo and Yellow are the same person or twins? Sure thought she was the person I saw the first time who said she was yellow. Any comments from you guys on this would be appreciated. All in all, a decent place except that it was a little on the chilly side. 130 total to mamasan both times.

**Philiip214** · 01-20-17 09:35

I went about a month ago and this is probably one of my go-tos that is actually somewhat close to me. Most women are typical AMP age (40's) but they give great massages, a fair amount of teasing and typical HE. Haven't tried for more but I'm guessing that is an uphill battle.

Have done some OTC action, haven't really gone UTC yet but it is possible.

80 hr and 40 for the tip because the massage is just so good.

**DarkSideOfMe** · 01-20-17 08:47

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

It would be easy to believe this had I not done some travelling but. I don't get it. I've taken my cheap Michigan ass to other parts of the country and found 2 things: a variety of girls old and young (mostly old), and the same expectations for rates and tips.

The only exception is Vegas where all bets are off. Pun intended. But even Vegas has AMPs with a scene similar to here including rates / tips.

Averily, you are 100% right! I to do a lot of traveling for my Buss. And you can, after many years of, wasted money, time, pics, know what type of provider, the cost, tip, services, you are going to get, expect, from the loct. Before you read any board reviews. That being said why do we keep cumming back for more? ,When I go to a AMP, my head game is to learn about them: money, tip, what makes them suck, fuck, they are older, from New York, 2 kids, left there kids, family, to make money in the USA, not interested in us, sex, sucking your cock, fucking your ass, just the tip! (Most So why do we keep cumming back? These providers haven't really been fucked in years! "Dump, go", really isn't a good fuck you know! Drk.

**Averily** · 01-20-17 06:24

It would be easy to believe this had I not done some travelling but. I don't get it. I've taken my cheap Michigan ass to other parts of the country and found 2 things: a variety of girls old and young (mostly old), and the same expectations for rates and tips.

The only exception is Vegas where all bets are off. Pun intended. But even Vegas has AMPs with a scene similar to here including rates / tips.

Originally Posted by HeeJung47 [View Original Post]

Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.

**HeeJung47** · 01-20-17 00:03

Originally Posted by TugHunter [View Original Post]

I was one of the first customers at this place. I have repeated, although less frequently now as the girls are not as young, not as hot, and less willing to give what I'm looking for without a HUGE tip. The girls are still younger and prettier than most AMP girls, but attitude counts for something in my book. When I'm on the table, I'm looking for an experience that leaves me feeling like she likes her job. I leave happy, but unhappy about the negotiations and the girls attitude.

Thats the problem, they HATE their job. As I keep saying, its about money and nothing else. Most are married women and certainly not looking for a boyfriend. . as I have said many times, tips dictate the talent in the area. These girls all know one another from New York. . the word goes around that customers in Michigan are cheap and wala, you have older, uglier workers because the young talent won't come here.