Massage Parlor Reports

[QueNine]

Been to Adorla more than couple of times, its mostly DIY and the teasing depends on who you get. The older one is definitely more playful than the other two. The only bad part of this place is, they always leave the door ajar.

Royal is the new one on Watson. Its mostly like the other DIY places but with the masseuse wearing short thigh length frocks. I guess that's new with AMPs here in Stl. Place is private and I guess little more clean than other places.

I know it is always YMMV but my experience from Adorla has been doors were completely closed.

[LuvBoobies]

If you remember that song by Herman's Hermits, God bless you. Because we're both heading to Medicare soon or already there.

This is about the gal on Backpage who is under Massage.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-com/23638567

Saw her ad last week, sent the email (no phone # listed) and got a reply. She's in Granite City, it's incall only, it's $125 hhr, $200 for the hour. Gave me her phone # in the email. Called her. She sounded lucid, but a bit hurried. Told me without my having asked, "It is FS, by the way. " Which is what I had suspected from that inflated price. The icy weekend screwed up plans, so I re-set for earlier this week. She gave me the address, and I headed over in the afternoon. Not a great part of town. But I'm not sure Granite has a great part. Maybe it does. Anyway, the house was just OK, and she promised she put the dogs out back in the yard. (Oh great, I thought. Another smelly house with dog messes everywhere.).

She met me at the door. Dumb me. Expecting to see the girl in the photos, the one who is trim, great skin, nice smile and blonde, long hair. Instead a 40-ish stick figure with horrible skin, stringy hair, obvious blotches and sores on her arms. And a fat woman (her mother maybe?) escorted me out of a filthy living room past "my masseuse" to a room that was messier than the living room and smelly. Which didn't surprise me. I asked to use the bathroom, where I contemplated my escape. Washed my hands. Left the room and told the skiinny addict (my considered opinion there) that I left my cash on my dashboard. She willingly opened the front door. Once in the car, I drove back across the river to see Tiffany in Kirkwood and safety. She's a doll, healthy, fun, not FS. But I felt much better about things an hour later.

In short, if you go see that mine4 u2 buyyy lady, and you stay? You should ask her for a $120 discount off her asking price. UGH! Or maybe give her the whole $200 for the hour and tell her to use it for a downpayment on a treatment facility.

LTB.

I wonder if that is what she used to look like. Thanks for the review you saved me a trip.

[Trolln]

If you remember that song by Herman's Hermits, God bless you. Because we're both heading to Medicare soon or already there.

This is about the gal on Backpage who is under Massage.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-com/23638567

Saw her ad last week, sent the email (no phone # listed) and got a reply. She's in Granite City, it's incall only, it's $125 hhr, $200 for the hour. Gave me her phone # in the email. Called her. She sounded lucid, but a bit hurried. Told me without my having asked, "It is FS, by the way. " Which is what I had suspected from that inflated price. The icy weekend screwed up plans, so I re-set for earlier this week. She gave me the address, and I headed over in the afternoon. Not a great part of town. But I'm not sure Granite has a great part. Maybe it does. Anyway, the house was just OK, and she promised she put the dogs out back in the yard. (Oh great, I thought. Another smelly house with dog messes everywhere.).

She met me at the door. Dumb me. Expecting to see the girl in the photos, the one who is trim, great skin, nice smile and blonde, long hair. Instead a 40-ish stick figure with horrible skin, stringy hair, obvious blotches and sores on her arms. And a fat woman (her mother maybe?) escorted me out of a filthy living room past "my masseuse" to a room that was messier than the living room and smelly. Which didn't surprise me. I asked to use the bathroom, where I contemplated my escape. Washed my hands. Left the room and told the skiinny addict (my considered opinion there) that I left my cash on my dashboard. She willingly opened the front door. Once in the car, I drove back across the river to see Tiffany in Kirkwood and safety. She's a doll, healthy, fun, not FS. But I felt much better about things an hour later.

In short, if you go see that mine4 u2 buyyy lady, and you stay? You should ask her for a $120 discount off her asking price. UGH! Or maybe give her the whole $200 for the hour and tell her to use it for a downpayment on a treatment facility.

LTB.

I my vast search for a go to girl on the east side, I made an appointment with this chick, she was close, she looked gorgeous in the pics, and the price was right. I arrived at said house didn't meet anyone else but I didn't feel like we were the only ones there. I think the "dogs" are her kids or her keeper. Wasted $. 25 on about 20 min of time and that's from time I pulled in the driveway and from time I left. Probably the most lackadaisical CBJ I've ever had. Didn't say it was bad but just not anything to jerk off about. I asked what I get for the hour and she said all this pointing out her body. I'm too nice, just wanted to leave and suck up my losses. The pics are her however, just 50 k miles ago.

[Lovethatbob]

If you remember that song by Herman's Hermits, God bless you. Because we're both heading to Medicare soon or already there.

This is about the gal on Backpage who is under Massage.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-com/23638567

Saw her ad last week, sent the email (no phone # listed) and got a reply. She's in Granite City, it's incall only, it's $125 hhr, $200 for the hour. Gave me her phone # in the email. Called her. She sounded lucid, but a bit hurried. Told me without my having asked, "It is FS, by the way. " Which is what I had suspected from that inflated price. The icy weekend screwed up plans, so I re-set for earlier this week. She gave me the address, and I headed over in the afternoon. Not a great part of town. But I'm not sure Granite has a great part. Maybe it does. Anyway, the house was just OK, and she promised she put the dogs out back in the yard. (Oh great, I thought. Another smelly house with dog messes everywhere.).

She met me at the door. Dumb me. Expecting to see the girl in the photos, the one who is trim, great skin, nice smile and blonde, long hair. Instead a 40-ish stick figure with horrible skin, stringy hair, obvious blotches and sores on her arms. And a fat woman (her mother maybe?) escorted me out of a filthy living room past "my masseuse" to a room that was messier than the living room and smelly. Which didn't surprise me. I asked to use the bathroom, where I contemplated my escape. Washed my hands. Left the room and told the skiinny addict (my considered opinion there) that I left my cash on my dashboard. She willingly opened the front door. Once in the car, I drove back across the river to see Tiffany in Kirkwood and safety. She's a doll, healthy, fun, not FS. But I felt much better about things an hour later.

In short, if you go see that mine4 u2 buyyy lady, and you stay? You should ask her for a $120 discount off her asking price. UGH! Or maybe give her the whole $200 for the hour and tell her to use it for a downpayment on a treatment facility.

LTB.

[Member #6067]

Layla is my go to all the time. You have to schedule an hour in advance.

Like to know more pm me please.

Like her info to contact topless mutual touch help us all out.

[Dman7]

Fuji- paid 60 for 45 min. 5 min in asks for 60 more for HJ. Zero massage zero tease and zero buildup. Touching of her butt only. She was so annoying I just left.

Adorla-lady named Linny was young skinny and cute. It was a reg massage with draping, no teasing at all. No diy.

Kim joe- Lady named Melissa had an OK but monotonous tease but on the flip, was uninspired, bored, and didn't want to be touched For a diy. Stick with Lee there.

Molly in edw. Worth every penny. She seemed into it or is really good at pretending.

[Dman7]

Here are a couple recent reviews -.

Fuji AMP. Paid $60 for 45 min massage 5 min in she asks for $60 more for HJ. She literally gave zero massage zero build up and very uninspired attempt at HJ. 200 will get you all but forget it I was actually so annoyed by the lady that I just got up and left.

Adora. Gal named linny was young skinny and cute gave reg massage with zero teasing at all. No diy either.

Kimjoe- I think her name was Melissa, decent but monontaneous tease but seemed so bored and not wanting to be touched on the flip that I couldn't even stay hard for diy. Stick with Lee.

Molly in edw- by far worth every penny she actually is into it or pretends to care.

[Bret M69]

My experience in St. Louis has frequently found women willing to play directly with you while you are on your stomach but rarely after the flip. Like you report, I've had increased additional extra-curricular activities allowed at several places but even then its still pretty restrictive where it matters most--with the one exception already reported heavily this past month.

Went to Adorla for the first time. AMP's in Saint Louis are usually the same old garbage but I wanted a massage and figured what the hell. Got a massage from Lili. Decent looking thin Asian woman. Probably 50 yrs old. While on stomach I had no cover. She massaged my taint and back of my balls a lot. Very sensual. I pulled my cock back and through and she also massaged the shaft very gently. On the flip it was odd. She would not stroke my cock for me but she would give me pationate lfk and even dfk. Weird but I performed a DIY and it was a good experience. She also liked to put her FIMA. Briefly let me Suck on tities as well. Looks like VIP and Adorla are a go. For me anyway.

[Tsyng]

Been to Adorla more than couple of times, its mostly DIY and the teasing depends on who you get. The older one is definitely more playful than the other two. The only bad part of this place is, they always leave the door ajar.

Royal is the new one on Watson. Its mostly like the other DIY places but with the masseuse wearing short thigh length frocks. I guess that's new with AMPs here in Stl. Place is private and I guess little more clean than other places.

[LongNeckWill]

Any good looking reliable black girls in the area or any of the massage parlors?

Layla is my go to all the time. You have to schedule an hour in advance.

[Sknonskn]

Stop by last night around 730 or so. After some of the reviews, said what the hell, let's give it a shot. Got a thinner 40 or 50 year old. Didn't get her name. On the stomach started with cover on legs and not even close to a brush on the goods. Strictly legit. No tease what so ever. On the flip, had sheet draped over mr. Winky. Had a lot of soft rubs on the stomach and inner thigh, to the point of the sheet raising. She steered clear of it after that. Went to the feet and said time was up. Either YMMV there or the times are already gone. Hopefully it's not already gone. We'll see. Be safe out there.

[EddieBoy1]

I remember that post but forgot it was you. Was the fart supposed to remove all the hair in your nose? I wonder why she puts her cosmetology license number in her ad. What a fucking joke.

She never pulled any crazy shit like that on me.

That place over the years has always been crazy. Can't imagine her cutting my hair.

[Chet Font]

Where is it located who do I want to see.

About half a mile from Chuck E. Cheese.

[Chet Font]

Do you know how I can contact Nikki? I had her BP bookmarked so I could see her one of these days, but that site got censored.

BTW does anyone know of any girls that offer nuru? I'd like to try that massage once in a while.

Craigslist.

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/5953651026.html

[Chet Font]

At this place she tried to jack me off with Hair Remover. Quite a burn. Then cut an outrageous fart. Back reports from others will attest to this. Kay is quite a gem. Weird she is working with this BS place. Mimi's a pussy hag.

I remember that post but forgot it was you. Was the fart supposed to remove all the hair in your nose? I wonder why she puts her cosmetology license number in her ad. What a fucking joke.

She never pulled any crazy shit like that on me.