Massage Parlor Reports

[Averily]

How did you contact 3 since contact info seems to be missing from her ad now? What name did she go by? PM if you like. Thanks for the report.

1. http://detroit.backpage.com/Dominati...t-sub/18276831.

So when I saw her a year ago the listing included massage along with fetish, now I see that massage is dropped altogether and its just fetish. I was going to list this under the BP providers, but since I initially called her about massage figured I would just put it here.

In my dream, after the initial call she texted me the address to a private house in pontiac area. The house was fine, the neighborhood sucked, but it seemed a hell of a lot better than going to detroit. While I initially called her about massage, when I got there I found out she mainly specializes in fetishes and anything and everything is on the table. She is definitely on the bigger side, but not so much that it detracted from the experience. She loves to smoke herb, although the vibe I get is that all the white girls in the biz smoke non-stop and she offered to share. She got fully undressed right of the bat and I chose reverse massage and she allowed all the roaming to my hearts content. The whole experience was awesome, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I only saw her once. After thinking about it while writing this post, I think its cause I really hated the area, and going to a private house there felt way to sketchy to me. Like I said earlier, I don't see massage listed in her posting at all now so it would seem she is only focusing on fetish now. If you're looking for reverse massage only then I'm certain she would be down for that and it was a lot of fun hanging out with her. Or if you're into fetishes then I would definitely put her at the top of the list.

Cost; 150.

Rating 4/5.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/25992383.

Visited here three weeks ago. This place is off northwestern in a really nice building. The inside of the place is beautiful, but the massage rooms do not have walls; just drapes coming down from the ceiling and you can hear EVERYTHING, emphasis on everything. There was another guy in there getting a massage when I walked in, and during my massage a third guy came in. I never saw the other two providers, but mine was your typical late 40's to 50's asian woman, not ugly, but too old for me. I figured since I was there I'd ask for a hard theraputic massage, but the massage totally sucked. I asked for hard but barely felt anything the whole time. I shouldve known better when I saw her wearing heels when I initially walked in! Of course, I figured she would remove the heels during the massage but she never did, so what kind of massage can one expect when the provider is wearing heels? Anyways, she basically wanted to get to the reverse but when that time came I declined because I could literally hear the two other guys in the building. Maybe I read her wrong but it seemed like she was insulted that I didn't want extras, as though I was insulting her age, but it had less to do with her age because she was somewhat attractive, and it had to do with the fact that there were two other guys within ten feet of me seperated by nothing but curtains. After the massage was over and I was dressed, I gave her twenty dollars and she got mad saying, "I massage you for hour and you only give me 20!" I almost cussed her out, but just said 'whatever' and left. I thought I was being generous giving her twenty dollars even though I thought the massage sucked. I would never go back here as I can't see the draw or what would compel anyone to frequent this place.

Cost 80.

Rating 1/5.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/20853641.

Saw her over the summer. Picture is her but a bit old, she's put weight on, but still attractive. She's caucasian, probably in her mid to late 20's Standard two call to a private residence in macomb. I'm not really sure what I think about the experience. She made it clear everything was on the table, I opted for simply massage and reverse and it was just okay. While she didn't say it, I think she was basically looking for FS in order to get more $ for less work on her part. I think what bummed me out about the experience was that it was too obvious on her part it was all about the money. If you've read my first post, I'm typically looking for a fantasy experience to take a momentary break from reality, and while obviously every girl in this biz is there for the money, if they can't make the effort to create a good environment, then what's the point, I might as well just go to a legit place and get a quality massage with nothing more.

I think a lot of guys would probably dig this girl, there are so few young non-asians in this biz when I find one that stays in the biz for awhile they are usually worth noting. But like I said, I only went once so I can't verify if the experience gets much better, or worse.

[MidMichGeezer]

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

We are, but HeeJung doesn't understand the concept of YMMV.

[RainMan2017]

She is the best 60 year old I've ever seen. She has the body of a 12 year old (size, I'm not a sick frick). I was thinking may be mid 40's.

There may be some confusion over a "senior" Vivian working in Warren area and a much younger one. The attached pic is at least two years old. She's about 62-65.

[HeeJung47]

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

Its because some guys in here think its funny to make shit up. Problem is, then others waste their time and money going to these places thinking they will also get that service.

[SkinDogToo]

Its not that Tommy is lucky, hes just good at making up a totally false review.

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

[DA9988]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

Your right on the 3rd review they used pictures of Brooke Skye a pornstar, so either the girl is ugly as sin or its a fake ad. Anyways not worth the risk right.

[BFinch]

1. http://detroit.backpage.com/Dominati...t-sub/18276831.

So when I saw her a year ago the listing included massage along with fetish, now I see that massage is dropped altogether and its just fetish. I was going to list this under the BP providers, but since I initially called her about massage figured I would just put it here.

In my dream, after the initial call she texted me the address to a private house in pontiac area. The house was fine, the neighborhood sucked, but it seemed a hell of a lot better than going to detroit. While I initially called her about massage, when I got there I found out she mainly specializes in fetishes and anything and everything is on the table. She is definitely on the bigger side, but not so much that it detracted from the experience. She loves to smoke herb, although the vibe I get is that all the white girls in the biz smoke non-stop and she offered to share. She got fully undressed right of the bat and I chose reverse massage and she allowed all the roaming to my hearts content. The whole experience was awesome, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I only saw her once. After thinking about it while writing this post, I think its cause I really hated the area, and going to a private house there felt way to sketchy to me. Like I said earlier, I don't see massage listed in her posting at all now so it would seem she is only focusing on fetish now. If you're looking for reverse massage only then I'm certain she would be down for that and it was a lot of fun hanging out with her. Or if you're into fetishes then I would definitely put her at the top of the list.

Cost; 150.

Rating 4/5.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/25992383.

Visited here three weeks ago. This place is off northwestern in a really nice building. The inside of the place is beautiful, but the massage rooms do not have walls; just drapes coming down from the ceiling and you can hear EVERYTHING, emphasis on everything. There was another guy in there getting a massage when I walked in, and during my massage a third guy came in. I never saw the other two providers, but mine was your typical late 40's to 50's asian woman, not ugly, but too old for me. I figured since I was there I'd ask for a hard theraputic massage, but the massage totally sucked. I asked for hard but barely felt anything the whole time. I shouldve known better when I saw her wearing heels when I initially walked in! Of course, I figured she would remove the heels during the massage but she never did, so what kind of massage can one expect when the provider is wearing heels? Anyways, she basically wanted to get to the reverse but when that time came I declined because I could literally hear the two other guys in the building. Maybe I read her wrong but it seemed like she was insulted that I didn't want extras, as though I was insulting her age, but it had less to do with her age because she was somewhat attractive, and it had to do with the fact that there were two other guys within ten feet of me seperated by nothing but curtains. After the massage was over and I was dressed, I gave her twenty dollars and she got mad saying, "I massage you for hour and you only give me 20!" I almost cussed her out, but just said 'whatever' and left. I thought I was being generous giving her twenty dollars even though I thought the massage sucked. I would never go back here as I can't see the draw or what would compel anyone to frequent this place.

Cost 80.

Rating 1/5.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/20853641.

Saw her over the summer. Picture is her but a bit old, she's put weight on, but still attractive. She's caucasian, probably in her mid to late 20's Standard two call to a private residence in macomb. I'm not really sure what I think about the experience. She made it clear everything was on the table, I opted for simply massage and reverse and it was just okay. While she didn't say it, I think she was basically looking for FS in order to get more $ for less work on her part. I think what bummed me out about the experience was that it was too obvious on her part it was all about the money. If you've read my first post, I'm typically looking for a fantasy experience to take a momentary break from reality, and while obviously every girl in this biz is there for the money, if they can't make the effort to create a good environment, then what's the point, I might as well just go to a legit place and get a quality massage with nothing more.

I think a lot of guys would probably dig this girl, there are so few young non-asians in this biz when I find one that stays in the biz for awhile they are usually worth noting. But like I said, I only went once so I can't verify if the experience gets much better, or worse.

[BFinch]

I've seen Alexis I would be absolutely shocked if you talked her into a happy ending. I've seen her a few times and she gives a pretty good massage but right off the get go made it very clear she doesn't finish you. Like repeatedly said she'll stop the appointment and have you leave. I know my hygiene is top knotch and I'm not too obese. You must be even smoother than I am.

Well, we didn't discuss anything right of the get go, I just went with the flow and for what its worth, right up to me walking in she had smoked a TON of the herb and she even offered me some while we were chatting in the beginning, I declined because it was only like 11 in the morning and I had things I had to get done afterwards; the place smelled like crazy of Bob Marley and incense, and her eyes were extremely red eyed, honestly she seemed half out of it initially and it wasn't till the 30 minute mark that she seemed to wake up. So maybe my one time experience was different because of the combination of me not really having high expectations which led to me being pretty laid back, and her being really laid back for obvious reasons.

All that being said, I didn't think the experience was bad, it just wasn't in my top ten list. I can't imagine going back. Not because she isn't nice or anything, but because the whole experience didn't really excite me at all. I've gotten much better therapeutic massages elsewhere. I think a lot of people might really like her, it just wasn't my cup of tea.

[StreetLegal]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

She is the best 60 year old I've ever seen. She has the body of a 12 year old (size, I'm not a sick frick). I was thinking may be mid 40's.

[HeeJung47]

Tommy you got awfully lucky. I've been twice with nothing more than a "hope you enjoyed your massage, I'll leave so you can get dresssd" and it certainly wasn't for lack of trying. Also, I'm a thin, in shape, young, most say good looking dude, so it's not like I am a fat, smelly old guy. Total waste of time and money!!

Its not that Tommy is lucky, hes just good at making up a totally false review.

[SkinDogToo]

So the day after Christmas I was in the canton area and decided to go for a four handed massage with naomi and fiona. I had read they did not offer any extras and the massage was not great. I was really in the mood for a decent massage is all so no biggie for me. After I called they texted me the address and I arrived on time. I only went for the half hour at. 85 for both since it had been reported no extras. I was pleasantly suprised how beautiful these two AA ladies were although I don't think they use their real pics. Both were smoking hot in their yoga pants. I got on the table undraped and had an excellent massage by one of them and the other kinda hal ass rub my legs so again didn't expect too much. No teasing nothing. Then on the flip I was told for 100 each more they would give me a great time. What the hell I had some extra bennies so I said ok. At that point one got undressed and got on my chest giving me a hot view of her hot ass and shaved pussy, it wasnt long and I was doing a 69 kitty lick while getting the best bbj of my life from the two of them. Whoever the one was with her pussy in my face was very wet and completely coated my face she was also the better of the two at bbj. It ended with a hand shake finish all over me but that's fine with me LOL. Not sure why I got lucky as most have reposted a no go here so beware as your milage may vary. Deff a repeat.

Tommy you got awfully lucky. I've been twice with nothing more than a "hope you enjoyed your massage, I'll leave so you can get dresssd" and it certainly wasn't for lack of trying. Also, I'm a thin, in shape, young, most say good looking dude, so it's not like I am a fat, smelly old guy. Total waste of time and money!!

[DutchCourage3]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

I've seen Alexis I would be absolutely shocked if you talked her into a happy ending. I've seen her a few times and she gives a pretty good massage but right off the get go made it very clear she doesn't finish you. Like repeatedly said she'll stop the appointment and have you leave. I know my hygiene is top knotch and I'm not too obese. You must be even smoother than I am.

[NoOne9]

So I went to Chinese Massage, the place I, and some others, say has been going down hill. Well after 3 months I figured I would try it again, bad choice.

All 3 girls there were older than they used to be -- prob 40? -- hard to tell. Anyway, her hands are freezing to begin with. She was nice and covered me with a towel since it was cold. But no teasing at all, which I have never experienced here -- usually they at least touch the taint area a few times.

Massage sucked. She was just rubbing me fast and clearly wanted to get done. No teasing before the flip and cold hands meant I was not in a happy mood. Anyway, figured she wouldn't do happy finish but she did. However, it was after a couple minutes of belly and chest rubbing, again nothing near the genitals. She just asked if I want massage there (my junk) and said yes and she then rubbed the taint unsexily while half assing a HJ and when I popped she was nowhere near my head, which is worse than I could have done myself.

So I usually give 40 tip and take the 10 in change (I pay 60 for 50 dollar half hour) and as I am about to grab the 10 dollar bill, she just pockets it. I did not say anything bc I am a wuss, but that is total BS. Maybe 50 if she got naked or didn't suck at massage or had any teasing at all or was hot like the girls used to be or table shower. But this was a half-assed massage at a place I usually enjoy myself.

Won't be going back ever again and I suggest no one does but more experienced mongers (I do parlors once a month or so) maybe have more tools in the bag than I have.

[NoOne9]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

I tried to see Jade like 6 months ago. Guessed maybe she was at the Comfort Inn. Guessed wrong. Called her and because I got stuck at 2 intersections and was slow getting there she refused to see me. Going to have to get a track phone now and hopefully she answers the new number.

Actually, she was near ann arbor maybe 10 years ago. She called me to offer me a HJ (after maybe a year after I tried to call her a few times) while I was moving with my family, I guess she is doing better now since she charges a lot and is still going.

Good luck.

[Speaker Boner]

I'm not much of an "Asian Massage Parlor" type of guy (I can stay home and wank it for free), but I've read recent reports of M1 (and particularly Yellow), so I decided to give her a try.

I visited on a weekday at around 1:00 pm. There was no one there when I arrived, but over the course of my visit, I think 1 or 2 people arrived.

When I walked in, Mama greeted me, and lead me into one of the rooms. Some reviews have said that the place is dumpy. To be honest, I thought it was was just like any other standard AMP (yes. I have visited a few. Even though I'm not a huge fan).

Reviews have also talked about how crazy Mama is. I told her I wanted to see Yellow, and that I wanted EVERYTHING. I handed her $140 (7 twenties). Which she didn't count. She asked if I had any weapons (which I didn't), and then she told me Yellow would be in in a few minutes. So get ready. No crazy Mama to me.

I stripped, laid down, and in walks Yellow, who (in my opinion) is one of the hottest dames I've seen at any of these places. I stand up, she greets me with a hug and a nice kiss, starts complimenting me on my body, asks what I want (which I tell her), and it's off to the races. I skipped the table shower (it was offered to me) because the thought of laying on the wet table, after someone else, grosses me out. She takes off all her clothes, and starts on a REALLY nice BBBJ. I guide her hand near my butt, and she obliges with a very nice finger. SO AWESOME! She then laid on the table on her side, I put 1 leg up on the table (for easier access), and I basically proceeded to f* her mouth while she probed me good. After about 5 minutes of this, I told her I wanted to bust it inside her. She slid the bag on with her mouth, turned toward me on the table, and I went to town. Her pussy was amazing. She was talking shit to me the whole time I was banging her. After about 10 minutes of pounding her, I blew a huge load in the bag (she commented on how much was in there).

After a quick clean-up, she gave me a pretty decent massage (I can take or leave the massage part. At M1, the tables don't have holes for your face, so I had to lay on the side of my face. Which makes my neck hurt). On the flip, she did do a pretty nice head & face massage (which I told her I enjoyed, so she spent extra time doing it).

After she finished the 30-35 min. Massage, I told her I was ready to go again, and she seemed pretty excited about that (she said I was very "strong" She left the room for a minute, came back in, stripped down again, and climbed between my legs (I was still on my back), started on another nice BBBJ (with quite a bit of deep-throating). She said "I know what you like", and went right for the butt again. AWESOME!

After about another 5 minutes of that, on went another cover, she climbed aboard for some cow-girl, and rode me pretty good for about 5-10 minutes until I blew another nice load.

After a hot towel clean-up, she helped me get dressed, we kinda made out a little, and she walked me to the door. Giving me a kiss and telling me "You better come back and see me again".

I will definitely go back to see her. I would like to get lucky like some others, and have Mama offer another girl to join Yellow & I (I just wouldn't want to dole out anymore cash). I left happy. And relaxed. And empty sacked.

Total time there. Approx. 75 minutes total cost. $140.