Massage Parlor Reports

[NoOne9]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

I tried to see Jade like 6 months ago. Guessed maybe she was at the Comfort Inn. Guessed wrong. Called her and because I got stuck at 2 intersections and was slow getting there she refused to see me. Going to have to get a track phone now and hopefully she answers the new number.

Actually, she was near ann arbor maybe 10 years ago. She called me to offer me a HJ (after maybe a year after I tried to call her a few times) while I was moving with my family, I guess she is doing better now since she charges a lot and is still going.

Good luck.

[Speaker Boner]

I'm not much of an "Asian Massage Parlor" type of guy (I can stay home and wank it for free), but I've read recent reports of M1 (and particularly Yellow), so I decided to give her a try.

I visited on a weekday at around 1:00 pm. There was no one there when I arrived, but over the course of my visit, I think 1 or 2 people arrived.

When I walked in, Mama greeted me, and lead me into one of the rooms. Some reviews have said that the place is dumpy. To be honest, I thought it was was just like any other standard AMP (yes. I have visited a few. Even though I'm not a huge fan).

Reviews have also talked about how crazy Mama is. I told her I wanted to see Yellow, and that I wanted EVERYTHING. I handed her $140 (7 twenties). Which she didn't count. She asked if I had any weapons (which I didn't), and then she told me Yellow would be in in a few minutes. So get ready. No crazy Mama to me.

I stripped, laid down, and in walks Yellow, who (in my opinion) is one of the hottest dames I've seen at any of these places. I stand up, she greets me with a hug and a nice kiss, starts complimenting me on my body, asks what I want (which I tell her), and it's off to the races. I skipped the table shower (it was offered to me) because the thought of laying on the wet table, after someone else, grosses me out. She takes off all her clothes, and starts on a REALLY nice BBBJ. I guide her hand near my butt, and she obliges with a very nice finger. SO AWESOME! She then laid on the table on her side, I put 1 leg up on the table (for easier access), and I basically proceeded to f* her mouth while she probed me good. After about 5 minutes of this, I told her I wanted to bust it inside her. She slid the bag on with her mouth, turned toward me on the table, and I went to town. Her pussy was amazing. She was talking shit to me the whole time I was banging her. After about 10 minutes of pounding her, I blew a huge load in the bag (she commented on how much was in there).

After a quick clean-up, she gave me a pretty decent massage (I can take or leave the massage part. At M1, the tables don't have holes for your face, so I had to lay on the side of my face. Which makes my neck hurt). On the flip, she did do a pretty nice head & face massage (which I told her I enjoyed, so she spent extra time doing it).

After she finished the 30-35 min. Massage, I told her I was ready to go again, and she seemed pretty excited about that (she said I was very "strong" She left the room for a minute, came back in, stripped down again, and climbed between my legs (I was still on my back), started on another nice BBBJ (with quite a bit of deep-throating). She said "I know what you like", and went right for the butt again. AWESOME!

After about another 5 minutes of that, on went another cover, she climbed aboard for some cow-girl, and rode me pretty good for about 5-10 minutes until I blew another nice load.

After a hot towel clean-up, she helped me get dressed, we kinda made out a little, and she walked me to the door. Giving me a kiss and telling me "You better come back and see me again".

I will definitely go back to see her. I would like to get lucky like some others, and have Mama offer another girl to join Yellow & I (I just wouldn't want to dole out anymore cash). I left happy. And relaxed. And empty sacked.

Total time there. Approx. 75 minutes total cost. $140.

[BFinch]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

[RainMan2017]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

Parchment paper skin, everything saggy and white pubes. Please. Just say No.

[HiRoller]

Seems like an utter waste of money. Especially since she doesn't do T / L or anything whatsoever, just a bit of roaming nothing more.

I need a glossary here, What does T / L mean? And what does "getting me to the reverse" mean?

[DarkSideOfMe]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

Turn back the clock of time! Seen her a few times, my self!(LOL) drk.

[HeeJung47]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

[RamButt]

Any other description to set her apart from any others, I want to try both Vivian and someone else to TOFTT and review. I'd like to know since there have been multiple reports that sound like the same person with different names.

I have only know her (vivian) to go by vivian. Have only seen her.

[SingDong99]

Lucy is working (she was at longevity fired for doing HE's) she now works for asian massage. It's located on milford road between the tow of Milford and M-59.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-area/27755676

Went to see her today good massage, teasing and HJ 60 plus tip. No roaming above the waist, 35 to 40 nice body

I went to this place the day they opened, lots of teasing but DIY ending. Today, after seeing this review I called and asked for an appointment with Lucy. When I got there, turns out the girl I had the first time was Lucy.

Lots of teasing this time, and on the flip STILL would not do the HJ even though I, a) tipped her well last time. 3, and b) told her I remembered her from a former massage parlor and gave her the name.

ALSO, I highly suspect there is a camera in the ceiling tile vent in the corner of the room. She kept looking up at it once I was uncovered after the flip, and even repositioned herself between me and the camera with a weird towel placement meant to obscure the view.

Lastly, there's a new sign in the rooms stating you have to wear underwear and warning against solicitation. I didn't wear underwear and nothing was mentioned.

I won't be back. Massage was good but I'm not dealing with cameras or DIY finish.

[Marvel1]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

Any other description to set her apart from any others, I want to try both Vivian and someone else to TOFTT and review. I'd like to know since there have been multiple reports that sound like the same person with different names.

[ChaserX]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

Last time I went to this place they had two mongers on tables, told me to wait there for 25 minutes and wanted the money up front. I was on my way out, no way I'm waiting and paying early. On my way out another monger was on his way in. I won't go back unless it's either early in the morning or late at night, they are horrible at booking.

[RamButt]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

[RamButt]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...vices/27461897 Went to see Tiffany at Saigon spa a couple weeks ago. Made appt. For 7 pm. Got there about 6:50. Went in back. Parking is in back along with an enterance. Walked up front looking for her and asked some dude that was doing some womans nails if Tiffany was here. He said didn't see her but should be here soon. Really strange with all the people getting stuff done that she does her massage there. I used to go there a half dozen years ago to see Jackie, hot asian woman in her 20's that did massages way in the back room which was isolated from the front of the store. Waited 20 minutes in seating area near back but she never showed up. Left, then called her to tell her I was there and she was not. She answered and asked where I was. I told her been waiting for her. She said she was there the whole time. She talks me into going back. She meets me by the door after I go in and leads me to a small room between the back and the nail salon area. Real strange but wth. I pay the 80 and undress and lay down. She comes back and starts working me over. After 30 minutes she starts getting friendly and works my ass over and starts grabbing my tool from the back as she has me get on my hands and knees. She has me turn over and I try to work my hands up under her top but she goes to the end of the table where I can't reach her. Next she climbs up on the table and starts stroking me from between my legs where I can't reach her. Typical " I don't want to be touched" move. Gets me off and cleans me up. Left her a 20 and that was it. She is pretty hot but since I couldn't do anything to her it sorta killed the mood. Doubt if I'll go back.

[RamButt]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7578/28049336 This place just opened and checked it out a few days ago. Went in around 7:30, no other cars in lot. It is located right in the middle of a couple apt. Complexes right off 15 mile rd. Parking in rear. Place is brightly lit up inside and easy to see in since shades were wide open. Met at door by 40 ish asian woman, not bad. Took me to room with blanket hanging in doorway. Ad said $70 for the hour, she said one hour $60. OK, just saved $10! She left, I got naked, laid down on table and she came back. Ran fingers over my body then covered my butt with a towel. Started working my body dry, then oiled up and really started working me. Very nice. She then removed towel and started on lower half really working my butt and legs. Lasted about 20 minutes then she started letting her hands roam and made their way between my legs and all over my ass and reaching under to grab my tool. Did that for about 10 minutes and cleaned me up with warm towel. Had me flip. Covered tool up with towel, then started twisting my nipples and running her hand under the towel. She was beside me so I reached up and lifted her shirt and started playing with her tits, they are not big, which is what I prefer. I motion to take top and bra off and I help her yank the stuff off. She oiled up again and started "tease" stroking my tool, going hard and fast then slowing down and barely stroking it. Drove me nuts. I'm sucking away on her A's and she is pounding my tool til I blow. After she cleans me up with another hot towel she proceeds to massage my head and face for a bit then she says all done. I left her $30 and she pouted. I told her next time I come back I take better care of you. Not bad. 6-7/10.

[Kyocera]

I moved out of the area around 4 years ago and just recently returned.

1. Kim at Holistic Touch in Belleville was probably my ATF. But apparently they got shut down and I can't seem to track her down. She was a beautiful brunette with perfect breasts and a very sensual massage.

Her Facebook hasn't been updated for a few years now. According to business owner listings in Michigan she owns Earthtone Spa and New Age Gifts in Wayndotte on Fort St. Not sure how accurate this is though. According to some rubmaps reviews there was a Kim doing massage there. Again, nothing verified by me in person just what I saw. Holistic was favorite of mine, although Kim never did give me a HJ I was in love with Jen. She always got naked and let me do a complete reverse massage then finished me with a handy for a pretty cheap tip considering I had full access to all of her. I wonder what happened to her after Holistic was shuttered?