Massage Parlor Reports

[Tommy101]

These girls don't go by YMMV. You guys seem to think they do, but they don't. And one of the dumbest things that I see on the reviews is this assumption that asian girls might give you more if you are handsome, or young, or in shape. The asian girls don't care 1% about what you look like, how big or small your dick is, how tall or short you are, or how fat or skinny you are. They care about one thing and that's MONEY!. They pick the spas they want to work at and know fully if its a massage only, happy ending, or as they call is. Boom-boom spa (sex). A customer doesn't get "lucky" one day and the rest never get the same service. Doesn't work that way.

If this is at all in reguards to my review keep in mind this was not a AMP the girls I reported on are beautiful black girls.

[Cmm123]

She does not provide any extras period. I took the time last year to build up multiple sessions thinking there would be a payoff at the end and all I did was waste my money.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5422/28136813

So I see Majick has started posting in Body Rubs instead of Massage on BP. A sign that her services may becoming more erotic perhaps?

[HeeJung47]

We are, but HeeJung doesn't understand the concept of YMMV.

These girls don't go by YMMV. You guys seem to think they do, but they don't. And one of the dumbest things that I see on the reviews is this assumption that asian girls might give you more if you are handsome, or young, or in shape. The asian girls don't care 1% about what you look like, how big or small your dick is, how tall or short you are, or how fat or skinny you are. They care about one thing and that's MONEY!. They pick the spas they want to work at and know fully if its a massage only, happy ending, or as they call is. Boom-boom spa (sex). A customer doesn't get "lucky" one day and the rest never get the same service. Doesn't work that way.

[HeeJung47]

There may be some confusion over a "senior" Vivian working in Warren area and a much younger one. The attached pic is at least two years old. She's about 62-65.

Theres no confusion. Vivian in ferndale at relax spa is 60+. I know her personally. So, there is no " much younger" vivian. And if the guy had a good time, I really don't care how old she is. If hes happy and willing to pay her, no problem. I just want the others to know that she is not a young hottie.

[TullyBlanchard]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-5422/28136813

So I see Majick has started posting in Body Rubs instead of Massage on BP. A sign that her services may becoming more erotic perhaps?

[Tommy101]

Tommy you got awfully lucky. I've been twice with nothing more than a "hope you enjoyed your massage, I'll leave so you can get dresssd" and it certainly wasn't for lack of trying. Also, I'm a thin, in shape, young, most say good looking dude, so it's not like I am a fat, smelly old guy. Total waste of time and money!!

Yes I may have got lucky. They said they needed rent money. I was hoping they just liked me LOL but I'm sure it was just the donation they liked.

[Averily]

How did you contact 3 since contact info seems to be missing from her ad now? What name did she go by? PM if you like. Thanks for the report.

1. http://detroit.backpage.com/Dominati...t-sub/18276831.

So when I saw her a year ago the listing included massage along with fetish, now I see that massage is dropped altogether and its just fetish. I was going to list this under the BP providers, but since I initially called her about massage figured I would just put it here.

In my dream, after the initial call she texted me the address to a private house in pontiac area. The house was fine, the neighborhood sucked, but it seemed a hell of a lot better than going to detroit. While I initially called her about massage, when I got there I found out she mainly specializes in fetishes and anything and everything is on the table. She is definitely on the bigger side, but not so much that it detracted from the experience. She loves to smoke herb, although the vibe I get is that all the white girls in the biz smoke non-stop and she offered to share. She got fully undressed right of the bat and I chose reverse massage and she allowed all the roaming to my hearts content. The whole experience was awesome, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I only saw her once. After thinking about it while writing this post, I think its cause I really hated the area, and going to a private house there felt way to sketchy to me. Like I said earlier, I don't see massage listed in her posting at all now so it would seem she is only focusing on fetish now. If you're looking for reverse massage only then I'm certain she would be down for that and it was a lot of fun hanging out with her. Or if you're into fetishes then I would definitely put her at the top of the list.

Cost; 150.

Rating 4/5.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/25992383.

Visited here three weeks ago. This place is off northwestern in a really nice building. The inside of the place is beautiful, but the massage rooms do not have walls; just drapes coming down from the ceiling and you can hear EVERYTHING, emphasis on everything. There was another guy in there getting a massage when I walked in, and during my massage a third guy came in. I never saw the other two providers, but mine was your typical late 40's to 50's asian woman, not ugly, but too old for me. I figured since I was there I'd ask for a hard theraputic massage, but the massage totally sucked. I asked for hard but barely felt anything the whole time. I shouldve known better when I saw her wearing heels when I initially walked in! Of course, I figured she would remove the heels during the massage but she never did, so what kind of massage can one expect when the provider is wearing heels? Anyways, she basically wanted to get to the reverse but when that time came I declined because I could literally hear the two other guys in the building. Maybe I read her wrong but it seemed like she was insulted that I didn't want extras, as though I was insulting her age, but it had less to do with her age because she was somewhat attractive, and it had to do with the fact that there were two other guys within ten feet of me seperated by nothing but curtains. After the massage was over and I was dressed, I gave her twenty dollars and she got mad saying, "I massage you for hour and you only give me 20!" I almost cussed her out, but just said 'whatever' and left. I thought I was being generous giving her twenty dollars even though I thought the massage sucked. I would never go back here as I can't see the draw or what would compel anyone to frequent this place.

Cost 80.

Rating 1/5.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/20853641.

Saw her over the summer. Picture is her but a bit old, she's put weight on, but still attractive. She's caucasian, probably in her mid to late 20's Standard two call to a private residence in macomb. I'm not really sure what I think about the experience. She made it clear everything was on the table, I opted for simply massage and reverse and it was just okay. While she didn't say it, I think she was basically looking for FS in order to get more $ for less work on her part. I think what bummed me out about the experience was that it was too obvious on her part it was all about the money. If you've read my first post, I'm typically looking for a fantasy experience to take a momentary break from reality, and while obviously every girl in this biz is there for the money, if they can't make the effort to create a good environment, then what's the point, I might as well just go to a legit place and get a quality massage with nothing more.

I think a lot of guys would probably dig this girl, there are so few young non-asians in this biz when I find one that stays in the biz for awhile they are usually worth noting. But like I said, I only went once so I can't verify if the experience gets much better, or worse.

[MidMichGeezer]

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

We are, but HeeJung doesn't understand the concept of YMMV.

[RainMan2017]

She is the best 60 year old I've ever seen. She has the body of a 12 year old (size, I'm not a sick frick). I was thinking may be mid 40's.

There may be some confusion over a "senior" Vivian working in Warren area and a much younger one. The attached pic is at least two years old. She's about 62-65.

[HeeJung47]

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

Its because some guys in here think its funny to make shit up. Problem is, then others waste their time and money going to these places thinking they will also get that service.

[SkinDogToo]

Its not that Tommy is lucky, hes just good at making up a totally false review.

That sucks, why?

I thought we were all in this together?

[DA9988]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

Your right on the 3rd review they used pictures of Brooke Skye a pornstar, so either the girl is ugly as sin or its a fake ad. Anyways not worth the risk right.

[BFinch]

1. http://detroit.backpage.com/Dominati...t-sub/18276831.

So when I saw her a year ago the listing included massage along with fetish, now I see that massage is dropped altogether and its just fetish. I was going to list this under the BP providers, but since I initially called her about massage figured I would just put it here.

In my dream, after the initial call she texted me the address to a private house in pontiac area. The house was fine, the neighborhood sucked, but it seemed a hell of a lot better than going to detroit. While I initially called her about massage, when I got there I found out she mainly specializes in fetishes and anything and everything is on the table. She is definitely on the bigger side, but not so much that it detracted from the experience. She loves to smoke herb, although the vibe I get is that all the white girls in the biz smoke non-stop and she offered to share. She got fully undressed right of the bat and I chose reverse massage and she allowed all the roaming to my hearts content. The whole experience was awesome, and for the life of me I can't figure out why I only saw her once. After thinking about it while writing this post, I think its cause I really hated the area, and going to a private house there felt way to sketchy to me. Like I said earlier, I don't see massage listed in her posting at all now so it would seem she is only focusing on fetish now. If you're looking for reverse massage only then I'm certain she would be down for that and it was a lot of fun hanging out with her. Or if you're into fetishes then I would definitely put her at the top of the list.

Cost; 150.

Rating 4/5.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/25992383.

Visited here three weeks ago. This place is off northwestern in a really nice building. The inside of the place is beautiful, but the massage rooms do not have walls; just drapes coming down from the ceiling and you can hear EVERYTHING, emphasis on everything. There was another guy in there getting a massage when I walked in, and during my massage a third guy came in. I never saw the other two providers, but mine was your typical late 40's to 50's asian woman, not ugly, but too old for me. I figured since I was there I'd ask for a hard theraputic massage, but the massage totally sucked. I asked for hard but barely felt anything the whole time. I shouldve known better when I saw her wearing heels when I initially walked in! Of course, I figured she would remove the heels during the massage but she never did, so what kind of massage can one expect when the provider is wearing heels? Anyways, she basically wanted to get to the reverse but when that time came I declined because I could literally hear the two other guys in the building. Maybe I read her wrong but it seemed like she was insulted that I didn't want extras, as though I was insulting her age, but it had less to do with her age because she was somewhat attractive, and it had to do with the fact that there were two other guys within ten feet of me seperated by nothing but curtains. After the massage was over and I was dressed, I gave her twenty dollars and she got mad saying, "I massage you for hour and you only give me 20!" I almost cussed her out, but just said 'whatever' and left. I thought I was being generous giving her twenty dollars even though I thought the massage sucked. I would never go back here as I can't see the draw or what would compel anyone to frequent this place.

Cost 80.

Rating 1/5.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/20853641.

Saw her over the summer. Picture is her but a bit old, she's put weight on, but still attractive. She's caucasian, probably in her mid to late 20's Standard two call to a private residence in macomb. I'm not really sure what I think about the experience. She made it clear everything was on the table, I opted for simply massage and reverse and it was just okay. While she didn't say it, I think she was basically looking for FS in order to get more $ for less work on her part. I think what bummed me out about the experience was that it was too obvious on her part it was all about the money. If you've read my first post, I'm typically looking for a fantasy experience to take a momentary break from reality, and while obviously every girl in this biz is there for the money, if they can't make the effort to create a good environment, then what's the point, I might as well just go to a legit place and get a quality massage with nothing more.

I think a lot of guys would probably dig this girl, there are so few young non-asians in this biz when I find one that stays in the biz for awhile they are usually worth noting. But like I said, I only went once so I can't verify if the experience gets much better, or worse.

[BFinch]

I've seen Alexis I would be absolutely shocked if you talked her into a happy ending. I've seen her a few times and she gives a pretty good massage but right off the get go made it very clear she doesn't finish you. Like repeatedly said she'll stop the appointment and have you leave. I know my hygiene is top knotch and I'm not too obese. You must be even smoother than I am.

Well, we didn't discuss anything right of the get go, I just went with the flow and for what its worth, right up to me walking in she had smoked a TON of the herb and she even offered me some while we were chatting in the beginning, I declined because it was only like 11 in the morning and I had things I had to get done afterwards; the place smelled like crazy of Bob Marley and incense, and her eyes were extremely red eyed, honestly she seemed half out of it initially and it wasn't till the 30 minute mark that she seemed to wake up. So maybe my one time experience was different because of the combination of me not really having high expectations which led to me being pretty laid back, and her being really laid back for obvious reasons.

All that being said, I didn't think the experience was bad, it just wasn't in my top ten list. I can't imagine going back. Not because she isn't nice or anything, but because the whole experience didn't really excite me at all. I've gotten much better therapeutic massages elsewhere. I think a lot of people might really like her, it just wasn't my cup of tea.

[StreetLegal]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

She is the best 60 year old I've ever seen. She has the body of a 12 year old (size, I'm not a sick frick). I was thinking may be mid 40's.